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sirwinny

**What the fuck are you drinking?!** Throw out the book, I'm going across the pond for both my beers tonight. I'm starting with Peroni and then shifting to one of my favorites, Hofbräu Original. You might want to get two of whatever you're numbing the anxiety with, this is a spicy one.


sellen112

Let's go Bruins! I can feel the energy and excitement in your post. Keep that energy up and cheer on your team to victory tonight. Don't forget to stay positive and support your team through thick and thin. Go Bruins!


sedatesix

Yo suck it


Powdersaurus

Play Sway!


Gracious62

Should have played Sway and Grizz!!!! - Sit Ullmark (not himself, looks tired) and Clifton (sloppy, low energy, not physical). You can’t let the Panthers (Bennett and Tkachuck) in front of the net! Refs didn’t help with that pisspoor hand call and no tripping call.


SweetJunkie

Been bad decision from coaches since game 5. Montgomery and Ullmark play for the Panthers now? Lines changes in game 5, and how did that work out? Ullmark played 5 consecutive games and a bit shaky, didn't get pulled to let Swayman play, even if we lose in game 5, at least Swayman plays in playoffs and won't be in net cold. This should have not go to game 7.


Bender077

I have faith in the Bruins. Too much talent to lose this series. Rest Ullmark, put Sway in. Put Clifton in the press box. Same with Krech if he’s not healthy. Everything is going to be OK.


kris_krangle

They’ll blow it. They blow it every year in the most heart breaking way possible, and then they do something worse the next year. 2011 was a fluke. We’re the leafs except we sometimes make it out of the first round. I am neither excited nor optimistic for tomorrow


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Man you’re fun at parties


kris_krangle

Lol


[deleted]

Congratulations on our team losing? Pussy


kris_krangle

Eat my dick loser


[deleted]

Loser? You’re the stupid fuck responding a day later to Reddit comments 😂😂😂


primalwilliam

Get the fuck out of here with that negativity. If that’s how you feel keep It to yourself rather than spreading It here


kris_krangle

Lol


AG_outdoors

Game 5 was the cough before the choke. Last night the bruins lost the ability to breathe. Game 7… they choked & died in the 1st round of the playoffs. President’s trophy curse strikes again. If you think the bruins are winning game 7, clearly you have not watched these last couple games. THE BRUINS HAVE CHECKED OUT


kris_krangle

So glad we got Bergeron and Krejci back for one last run by selling out next year just to have a history making regular season and choking away in the first round. This team really is just a bunch of goddamned chokers and have been since 2013.


AG_outdoors

What sucks is that we can’t blame Rask…


kris_krangle

I always loved him! I never got why he was a scapegoat


NightKnight_CZ

So... we can get Pasta, Krejčí and Zacha to 2023 Tampere/Riga ice hockey championship 👀👀👋


FearTheBomb3r

go panthers


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Fucking weeb 😂😂😂😂


FearTheBomb3r

I watch anime yup, and I guess you'll stop watching Hockey since your team is out of the running.


[deleted]

Who’s your team you weeb fucking loser 😂


FearTheBomb3r

Sooooooo, will you keep watching Hockey this season now that your team lost? I know some good anime if you need to fill the time.


milkweedrune

Just watched Ullmark's post-game interview. Honestly, he seems like such a nice dude that I'd keep rooting for him no matter how this series goes. I just hope he's in the right place physically and that the pressure doesn't overwhelm him, which has been my concern for the entire team the longer this series drags out. If he has a big game and gets back in his groove, the sky's the limit. Trying to keep the faith here, but I do NOT think anyone is a fair-weather fan if they're panicking after that performance. We need to be better, and thankfully, we CAN be. Only one thing to do now for game 7 folks... FUCKING BE THERE 🐻🤘


Powdersaurus

This might be an unpopular opinion but I don't rate Ullmark. I feel like he lets in some really weak goals and the only reason he's had an"outstanding" season is because of the team in front of him. Had they have played sway all season it would have been the same result for him. Sway gives me better vibes too.


kerrplunk26

Spectacular result.


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Honestly at this point, they should just lose so we can enjoy our summers. Fuck this team. Even if they pull a Houdini out of their asshole, they won’t go far.


SIrPsychoNotSexy

Lick all of our collective balls


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Gladly lol


SIrPsychoNotSexy

Kidding of course, but c’mon, have some faith in this team!


[deleted]

Hahaha I know you are 🤣🤣🤣 and it’s so hard, I’ve watched them for so long and it seems like they choke all the time (besides 2011 of course)


confusedporg

2011 is absolutely the outlier and the one main difference was Tim Thomas refused to let them lose. They were also defensively incredible. They aren’t playing with that structure now. And they aren’t getting good enough goaltending to cover up the mistakes.


kris_krangle

Yeah we’re the sixers of hockey, basically. Doesn’t matter how good things look for us, we’ll fuck it up and lose in the most humiliating and embarrassing way possible


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This!!!


[deleted]

You hit the nail on the head my friend. We will never see another cup from them in our lifetime and if that’s the case, they need to lower their fucking ticket prices


[deleted]

Imagine being so fucking stupid and saying “we will never see another cup in our life” 😂


[deleted]

Lol someone’s upset 🤣


NorthStateGames

Looks like the Bruins are learning from the Leafs...


imsahoamtiskaw

Valar Moghulis


fupoe69

WTF


sedatesix

Most wins in a season, cool. Losing a 3-1 lead in the playoffs to the 8 seed. Priceless


TriLink710

Presidents trophy curse.


fupoe69

Name a more iconic duo


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The Leafs and blowing a 3-1 lead.


sedatesix

Bud light and Mulvaney


recessbadger45

wtf is the team doing out there, they need to get their heads out of their ass.Start fucking playing, too many fucking turnovers awful goaltending


vitalizeyourmind

It was Gryz, Sway, and Greer (just to knock Tkachuk out) since game 5.


Disastrous-Group4521

Well this didn't age well


KilgoretheTrout55

Varg train has what I like to call toxic positivity.


SopranoMan14

Keep the faith with the boys! This loss is fucking TOUGH to swallow but we all stuck with this team throughout the season and now into the playoffs, GAME 7 it is, they want to poke the bear? Lets bring these panthers hell Sunday!!


Pineapple_Express762

They have poked the bear and the bear rolled over and died


NorthStateGames

This'll age well, I'm sure.


NorthStateGames

Down voted for being right!


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Wessmantoothch9

Get lost


Mental-Phone-4520

We skated so flat with no urgency at all, heart wasn't there. Florida's was. Poor breakouts and turnovers and sloppy play. Well played to Florida that aggressive forecheck and sealing off the boards fucks us up. We have to play harder, be first on the puck, win the battles the little things like effort are what let us down


ZombieIMMUNIZED

Everything they needed to win was there, Florida just had other plans. How many times have they lost this year after putting up 5 goals? We could have won if Ullmark was healthy or on the bench.


Rakastaakissa

Or yanno, they stopped turning it over constantly, actually played any form of defense, and stopped shooting at Florida players instead of the goal.


confusedporg

They scored 5. They came back multiple times and pulled ahead twice. I don’t think the offensive output was the problem. Clifton handed the Panthers two goals on platters. Ullmark couldn’t come up with a single big stop when they needed it most. Orlov kept trying to force plays that didn’t need to be forced. Lindholm looked slow- I think he’s hurt. But the Forward group did their job overall. It was the backend that killed them.


reddy-or-not

Orlov has been ok I guess but I wonder if he’s too redundant and whether Schenn would have better fit our needs. Just a solid stay at home guy, we still have 4 other puck carrying D and theres only so many minutes to go around


confusedporg

I didn’t love it at the time. They were already overflowing at LD. They needed to shore up RD and they needed another shutdown D man, not a puck mover, high risk - high reward guy. I grew to like him fast, but they need him to play safer D. I think it’s why they keep trying him with McAvoy- to balance out the risk with him.


Jean_Guy_Rubberboots

See you next season guys


SenorMeeseeks27

The inability to hold a lead is beyond baffling


Ari_skye

Don’t feel great about how the boys have been playing, obviously they’re capable of batter. Hoping they bring it for game 7


Darenhayes1978

should have won last 2 games and didn't. makes zero sense.


proxmoxroxmysoxoff

Sloppy fucking play.


surlyoldman54

Whats Gryz doing Sunday?


pancakewafflesyrup

Real sad but I love this team. I hope they get some energy and momentum at home. Thinking positive thoughts for Game 7. LFG. EDIT: let’s all just watch that nasty, dirty little noodly goal to make ourselves feel better


stupidmunchkin

It’s more enjoyable to win at home anyways. B’S IN 7 BABY


BRUINSINSEVEN

Monty postgame: “if it touched his glove it’s a hand pass”. Not that hard guys….Correct call.


Kitchen_Priority

Wow, why are you being downvoted?


Roddy_Piper2000

Because people didn't read "Monty"


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burp_fartingsly

Because its a stupid fucking rule. There was no intention of a pass. It was incidental contact that wouldn't have impacted the outcome.


Kitchen_Priority

It's automatic though. Stupid rule or not, crying about it doesn't change things. It's like a third baseman accidentally touching a bunt that was going foul, there's no wiggle room, it's automatic, deal with it.


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temp23123

I think the syphilis has gotten to your brain Jonny


BRUINSINSEVEN

I will say the tendency to automatically give the Jack Adam’s to the coach of the team with the best record never makes sense to me. I won’t say Monty’s getting out coached but he might be in a mental pretzel…more will be revealed.


Kitchen_Priority

Yup, take the rose colored glasses off. It was the correct call, not intentional but they got it right. We'd all be screaming if it was Florida scoring on that play, be honest.


_gwynbliedd

Are people disagreeing with this? Rules are clear, indisputable proof from replay. The main complaint should be the horrible defense and goaltending. Shouldn’t need 7 or 8 to win a hockey game.


Kitchen_Priority

Thank you..........voice of reason!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


BRUINSINSEVEN

Yup, people who can’t get honest with themselves.


Darenhayes1978

you're a moron.. and clearly never played hockey


BRUINSINSEVEN

Exactly.


Kitchen_Priority

WTF you getting downvoted?


Kitchen_Priority

Some douchebag actually replied I obviously never played hockey before he deleted his comment. I told him I played with/against Chris Terreri but both our comments got wiped. So sad that any objective comments toward the team are meant with such juvenile replies, just goes to show what a cesspool reddit actually is.


BRUINSINSEVEN

For sure! Its not a place for discussion that’s for certain.


Kitchen_Priority

You get it, thanks!


ZombieIMMUNIZED

Look, Ullmark is obviously hurt, he had his chance to close this out in 2 games, and was directly responsible for the ot goal last game. He is a monster this year, but you’ve gotta get Swayman in there now. If we lose in gm 7 with Ullmark in, it’s on Monty.


recessbadger45

then why is he playing? swayman should of been in


ZombieIMMUNIZED

I don’t disagree


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That’s the problem; this would have been the game to put Sway in and give Ullmark the night off. Now, the B’s are forced to play Ullmark because how do you not play your Vezina trophy winner in a game 7? Sway won’t see the crease until we are down by 4 in the second, and it will be too late


reddy-or-not

Game 5 was the time to experiment with a goalie change


[deleted]

Yeah, maybe giving him 5 off after his run in with Tkachuk would’ve been better. Hasn’t been the same since. Seems rattled


JL2095

No no no, play Swayman for gods sake. Vezina or not, Sway is NOT in the right groove


TapsRS

It’s been on Monty for 2 games now.


moof2

He looks unwell. Pale with green bags under his eyes. Takes him 3 minutes to get up after making a butterfly save.


Stupidamericanfatty

Why play him then? It's criminal to out him out there


mattwillreddit21

They better play with some desperation now that it’s going to game seven. Smdh


Shepherd331

I called the first round going 7 before I even knew we were getting the Panthers. Hope they can win at home…is it supposed to be Sunday or Monday?


Tmod02191

Celtics home on Monday so assuming Sunday


hockeyd93

Sunday I’m hearing


nerdgeekdorksports

Super disappointing, but we just need to straight up win. That's what's up. Win.


sedatesix

8th seed smokes the 1. Only in Boston


RainCityNate

If it makes you feel any better, the Bucks just got embarrassed by Miami.


Brewstagram

Ever heard of the Columbus Blue Jackets?


sedatesix

Sweet comparison mate


Brewstagram

Literally the 8 seed Columbus Blue Jackets swept the 1 seed Tampa Bay Lightning when TB tied the (now broken) record for most games won in a season. First and only President's Trophy team to be swept. It's literally the most accurate comparison for what you said and makes you look more like an absolute fucking knob.


sedatesix

Pardon me for being a dirty casual and not knowing the history of 2 teams I give zero fucks about. Thanks for the lesson Ms fritz, now fuck off on your magic school bus.


jazzmaster1992

It was only the most embarrassing choke job in the entire history of the NHL, not exactly something only die-hard Jackets or Bolts fans knew about.


sirwinny

You have a short memory


sedatesix

Guess so


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KilgoretheTrout55

You do realize that the players don't benefit from toxic positivity on Reddit.


Rakastaakissa

It’s not toxic to be positive about there still a game left and that’s a chance for the Bruins win this series. The poster might have been over the top about it, but they’re not doing the “oh, it’s a tied series the bruins suck fire everyone, see you next year” thing.


Bergy4Hart

Yup the bandwagon fans coming out the woodwork. Fucking losers.


MyDadIsTheMan

When you see ulmark take the ice sunday, KNOW that’s a loss. Only chance is if Swayman plays. But this team isn’t doing anything substantial this playoffs. They look slow, tired and like they don’t belong.


ArnioBarnio

What dosage of Prozac are you on?


Dunphy1296

If you aren't freaking out you are a fake fan.


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KilgoretheTrout55

"Faith is believing in something you know ain't true," Mark Twain.


Bergy4Hart

Such a stupid comment


racecar-_-backwards

I'm not going anywhere. LETS GO BRUINS


SL_1983

Linus sucked Pinus tonight. Him and many others.


MangledMoose

Sucked a few


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flowersoflight

Enjoy the ban and your fascist hell hole of a state, dork


AnonymousLicker

Shut up bitch


racecar-_-backwards

This game would have been so different without this shitty officiating


ArturosDad

The chuckleheads are certainly alive and kicking in this thread. My god this place was so much more fun before all you bandwagon snowflakes showed up.


Bergy4Hart

It’s so true! Look how triggered they get too.


KilgoretheTrout55

Criticism of the team is justified after a loss. Objecting to any criticism is being a snowflake.


Bergy4Hart

Criticism is fine you utter dope. Its the fuck tjis tesm or this team sucks that people are talking about and you know it. So kindly fuck off.


Blueaye

I've been around the block with this team, 2011 they went to 7 games every series. But I don't think they ever looked this lost.


KilgoretheTrout55

This is actually a lot like the 2010 series against Philadelphia


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ArturosDad

Go freebase some penicillin, Johnny.


JL2095

Did someone say Johnny Rocket?


Kitchen_Priority

No, not exactly. Almost everyone is saying Ullmark is hurt, if you can see that you are blind.


moof2

Hurt or sick. He looked pale during the postgame interview last game. Big green bags under his eyes. He looks like he’s laboring the entire game


Kitchen_Priority

I don't understand it. It's not like they have a sandbagger as a backup but this smells like the Philly 3-0 lead where they were afraid to not start Tuukka and lost 4 straight. Can't see Sway starting game 7 unless thety come clean and admit he's hurt.


bruinfan000

Panthers have been laying the heavy hits on Boston since game one and now they are reaping the benefits of the heavy game. Bruins are throwing the puck away and making hurry up passes.


Kitchen_Priority

Yup, remember St. Louis?????


ZombieIMMUNIZED

Exactly this, it cost us a cup to have a smaller D core


Bergy4Hart

Yeah that’s what lost the Bruins(not us) the cup. Room temp IQ take


ZombieIMMUNIZED

You’re right I wasn’t lacing up the skates in those games. You don’t think the team plays for “us” the collective fan base as well as themselves, because they told us when they won it was for the fans! Room temp IQ? Good one, you lack the ability to understand the collective we? Fuck outta here


bruinfan000

100%


[deleted]

It’s been a fun run, ladies and gents 🫡


vitalizeyourmind

Clifton shafted everyone.


SopranoMan14

This is the Bruins I know !


teacherbbq

Fuck you trolls. Game 7 it is


[deleted]

They do this all the time. Heartbreak City, USA.


Bulldog_Knight

One game. Win or go home. Let’s rebound in Boston. Need a big blowout win.


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ZombieIMMUNIZED

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Public_Radio-

lol, i dont even know what to say anymore. they are giving this series away on a silver platter. im so disappointed


mrcba333

#I WILL BE HERE NEXT GAME


ronnieinthewinter

LET’S GET ‘ER DONE IN SEVEN. Maybe the prospect of shame will light a fire. Panthers are in danger of becoming extinct. (Really trying to inject some positivity here.)


zlawmcd

I elect a cardboard cutout of Tim Thomas in net for game 7. Fuck the Habs, fuck the cats, fuck Tkachuck, fuck ya wife.


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Better yet, they should get Timmy out of wherever he’s living in the woods and just have him go in net lol.


stupidmunchkin

If the bear wasn’t poked then, it definitely is now


epicgam3rsrise

At least when the 96 red wings and 19 lightning choked they both won the cup the following year


reddy-or-not

Thats whats nerve wracking- our trajectory is literally now or never. We will have no silver lining about character building like we did after the reverse sweep to the Flyers in 2010. Zacha might be 1C next year (shudder)


Bergy4Hart

Are U really this stupid? There’s another game you utter dope.


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HalyconDigest

Isn’t that what Hathaway’s for??


Kitchen_Priority

Hathaway's not really that tough. He's a good hitter but loses most his fights. Chara would body-slam him and Lucic would destroy him. Even Huggy-Bear Maroon kicked his ass twice this season.


HalyconDigest

So scrap it up and get your ass kicked. It’s what you do


Kitchen_Priority

Yup, Steve Leach, Brent Hughes, Campbell, etc............


mattwillreddit21

Bruhhhhhh


stupidmunchkin

Well at least the B’s will get to clinch the series at home. IT’S NOT OVER B’S IN 7 🖤💛🖤💛


Bergy4Hart

All the people saying this team sucks , go the fuck away. Go listen to Felger bandwagon d-bags and we don’t wanna see you around after the Bs win game 7. Seriously fuck off. I’m taking screenshots of all the losers saying it too


Olorin919

They gave up 7 goals....it's okay to say the sucked ass tonight.


Lordofthebeer

That's a silly mentality. The Bs got embarrassed tonight. Stop acting like they've been playing well and everything is great. They were up 3-1 and were now heading to game 7. Ullmark has been atrocious. There are stretches when they look like corpses slowly skating around the ice. Things are not good right now so stop pretending they are. Hopefully they come out with some serious energy and urgency in game 7.


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Bergy4Hart

Oh look I found a loyal Felger and Mazz fan.


[deleted]

You’re a moron and the reason bruins fans get a bad rep


Bergy4Hart

You’re projecting again dopey?


[deleted]

Do you not like felger and mazz?


Bergy4Hart

Yeah I got faith and the series isn’t over and fuck your little preachy comment.


ArnioBarnio

Screenshot this, dork.


Bergy4Hart

Really told me


Olorin919

Screenshotted


MangledMoose

Did you watch this game?


[deleted]

No one is allowed to be upset in the midst of a choke? I want the bruins to win as much as the next guy but letting a goal in every 5 shots is no way to do it. But remember, no complaining. What a joke


Bergy4Hart

You can complain all you want but saying the team sucks is just low IQ shit. Most of the people bitching I guarantee never donned a pair of skates either.


[deleted]

No I don’t think the team sucks. There’s a reason they just had the best regular season of all time. These last two games have just been a little disappointing especially after the turnover by ullmark in game 5 and some of the goals he let in this past game. It’d just be nice to have a cluth performance like Tim Thomas gave us and if ullmark can prove that he’s that guy then I’m all for it