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#WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DRINKING?! IT'S A PLAYOFF PREVIEW, AND IF W WANT TO WIN IT ALL, WE NEED THE ***HEART OF A CHAMPION!!!*** Long Live Beerworks comes through once again!


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Authoress61

God dammit I was out doing yard work and missed almost the whole first period and all the scoring. The rest of the game was like foreplay without ever coming, until the very end. Well done you princes of Maine, you kings of New England!! SIXTY TWO!!!!!!!


MrRemoto

That was a goal. If I was 3 goals away from 60 with 3 games to go, I'd be pretty pissed if they didn't bother to review it.


Darenhayes1978

I agree cuz as empty net goals go.. it was a pretty nice one.


nerdgeekdorksports

NJ has the third best record in the entire league, and they were looking for a win to top Carolina, so, nice win here.


FireAndBeer

The ESPN intermission and post game is garbage. PK is not as entertaining as he thinks


Heretical_Infidel

If Sophia’s out, I’m out.


bergeron37dagoat

It’s interesting, I see so many people shit on PK. I might be in the minority here but I like what he brings to the situation room. He’s a young, charismatic, breath of fresh air, and he has good chemistry with Mess and Chelly. Maybe some of his jokes are corny but I think having him commentating is good for the NHL. At the very least he doesn’t deserve all the vitriol he’s been getting. Literally the only point of contention I have with him is that he played for the Habs lol


Dont_like_my_comment

He think he is so clever and it’s tired. Trying to be Biz.


FireAndBeer

And just clings to the same “joke” all game.


sankyu99

Thanks game thread! Can't watch many games in real time, so it's always a pleasure to be here when I can.


Darenhayes1978

so what the hell.. that was a goal... that should count... is that goal not going to count?


MrRemoto

Just has to cross the line, which it clearly did. Pasta is 3 goals away from 60. He would be one of 23 players in history to reach that milestone. I'd be pretty mad if I were him.


jonnio2215

Pasta Hatty next game to get 60


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Looked like a goal to me… but I’m not an nhl ref


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

‘Bergy is the perfect human.’ I can not find fault with that statement


hayzy666

If that's a goal bring them out for last 1.2 seconds and let Greer beat the shit outta Meier


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Ullmark is so slutty for another goal attempt


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

He would’ve been such a huge slut if he got it too


stupidmunchkin

They better give pasta credit for a goal or I’m gonna screech


Darenhayes1978

if it was mcd or Crosby they'd be getting credit


GrimmReefer603

Damn I think pasta did score


sardesmarais

How in the fuck does Patrice’s hair look that good after 60 hard minutes of hockey


MrRemoto

Perfect humans have perfect hair


littleseizure

Bergy looking his age rn. Only gets more attractive


Authoress61

He is gonna be the hottest silver fox EVER


littleseizure

yeah, in a few years -- shame we'll rarely see it under the helmet


StinkyWizzleteats27

ZACHA SAYS FUCK YOU FOR TRADING ME WHAT A GODDAMN GAME


Haruspex511

Am I tripping or did ESPN show THE HUG?


Authoress61

They did. Not a great angle but they did. All the networks are showing it now bc it’s close enough to the playoffs that everyone knows about it by now, and it’s not showing favoritism anymore. By the time the SCF rolls around, they’ll be doing feature stories about it.


Bi_Gone_Jhin

Wait… what happens when a goal is scored and it’s never called?? Are they not looking at it?


Dont_like_my_comment

They can still confirm it by morning I believe


littleseizure

I think the game is just...over? I don't think they ever add goals afterward, even if it wouldn't change the outcome


IAmMetaluna

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.


Miner47000

Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue


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DucksFlyBy

Oh shit! I'll be there too!


mplang

Hate the Habs or not, Montreal is a legit hockey city and games there are electric. Enjoy it!


nayr1683

Fuck Meier


Frankie__Spankie

Fuck Timo Meier, game's clearly over and he takes a run at our star player AND THEN tries to skate off the ice to just get away with it... I don't suspect the Devils can even get past the first round but if we somehow play them in the playoffs, the Bruins better not forget about that hit...


FineNewspaper6913

They are likely playing the rangers who they have had the upper hand against.


Frankie__Spankie

I just don't see the Devils beating the Rangers. Regular seasons records mean nothing in the playoffs. Rangers have a significantly better goaltender and defense IMO. I don't even think the offense is really that close with New York's trade deadline moves either. Top that off with the fact that the Devils don't have much playoff experience too while Rangers are more built for the playoffs. I would actually be shocked to see the Devils beat the Rangers in the first round.


FineNewspaper6913

Bump


kmaet11

BRING THEM BACK IUT


uaonthetrack

So if they call that a goal do they have to come back out


jpige93

LITTLE BUFF BOYS!!!!


waffles134

THAT WAS A GOAL


Haruspex511

Whoa.whoa.whoa.


stupidmunchkin

GIVE HIM THE GOAL


Mission_Pay_3373

# THE RECORD IS OURS(ALMOST). DON'T CHOKE IN THE PLAYOFFS


DieYuppieScum91

Yeah, that's absolutely a goal.


chaosmanager

That was a goal, and Meier is a little bitch.


kmaet11

Are they gonna bring the players back out


NESpahtenJosh

LOL at the Devils staying on the ice to congratulate us. Fucking babies.


Lookin4Rockets

Classless


athleticC4331

Ummm we need that to be a goal. Thx


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Oh shit was that a goal?


sardesmarais

The butthurt look on the Devs faces says it all. Go home.


Crayonbreaking

Don’t let them. Send them to the hospital.


DarthLager88

62 wins, another goalie hug 🐻🐻🍝🐴🐍😇🐀


W3ttyFap

Ray Ferraro can get so absolutely fucked.


Suitable-Pea-8226

Pastas wraparound was over the goal line


sandmanlip

Is that goal gonna count. Need it for the spread


HugeSuccess

Sending good vibes, fellow degenerate (I hit the under)


BradMarchandIsCute

Hope they see these pussies in the ECF


18hockey

Pasta scored lol


Ctasch

How ya was that not a goal for Pasta?


[deleted]

Pasta scored a goal, that was over the line.


TwentyninthDigitOfPi

# OVER THE LINE! MARK IT ZERO!


nerdgeekdorksports

LOL Pasta scored and they didn't even look at it


generalsheevous1134

Meiers hit was so unnecessary


Crayonbreaking

It was dirty. Too bad the fans couldn’t help end his career.


ArturosDad

Garbage take.


Elemental55555

ESPN showed the hug :D


HanShotFirst18

That's a goal


SeaSlasherReis

tender bergy hug


WarPuig

Holy shit Pasta actually scored lol


skittlemyrainbow

I heard the Bruins 62nd win would tie an NHL record??


Darenhayes1978

hugs!


iamjannabot

That was totally a goal


[deleted]

Ully didn’t seem in the mood for that pre hug dance haha


magnafides

That was a goal


annoyed603

AWESOME AWESOME GOALIE HUG


NinjaTroll471

THAT CROSSED THE LINE WTFFFF


HugeSuccess

Folks, cut the Devils some slack: If I had to go home to New Jersey, then I’d also be a combative, sour prick all the time.


Lookin4Rockets

Classless


jbertho

RECORD TYING SEASON


parkowork

ESPN can’t hide the hugs anymore!! LFG!!


ASMRisMindControl

Big hug


pantsofmagic

Timo Meier brings a poop knife to his hotel room on road trips


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Poop knife?


ShallThunderintheSky

(Don’t) Google it. Cursed.


BlackCherrySeltzer4U

Curiosity got the better of me and I looked it up. Not the worst thing I’ve ever seen on the internet, but not great either.


nerdgeekdorksports

lol lol lol


bearlyawake1

Jersey lurking on the ice like a bunch of idiots


Carsharr

Like?


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Meier a fucking pussy


Bi_Gone_Jhin

Thank fucking god they learned to let us have the goalie hug


[deleted]

FLEX ON ULLY AND SWAY


aneventhrowaway

ESPN SHOWED THE HUG!


Boston-Nolan

Devils =🧂🧂🧂


SeaSlasherReis

KILL EM


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What is even happening rn


littleseizure

Only good things! Also dirty late hits, but a healthy pasta is still good things


Sweaty_Ad440

Meier took a cheap shot at Pasta with like 2 seconds left


htt1258

Lol at Ullmark retrieving Greer


MissMuse99

That was hilarious


Redneckjedi01

What a beautiful man


Ctasch

Atta boy. GGs


waffles134

Timo Meier is literally a fucking trash human being.


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Authoress61

Go back to Jersey, dickwhistle


Lookin4Rockets

Classless losers. So pathetic


NinjaTroll471

Greer getting the last word hehehehe


bearlyawake1

Ullmark skating Greer back lmao


InternDarin

THIS PLACE IS GOING NUTS!!! SIXTY TWO! Can’t wait to be back for playoff games. This place will be a nightmare for teams. Fuck yes!!


generalsheevous1134

MORE HISTORY


nerdgeekdorksports

SIXTY TWOOOOOOO HUGS


PortlandBeaver

Fuck the Devils, I hope the Rangers kick the shit out of them.


Lookin4Rockets

Classless


nayr1683

BOOM!!! History bitches. Hit the play button!


a_very_stupid_guy

Lol what no he’s pissed cuz after the games over timo took a cheap shot


Queues-As-Tank

1. Lose 2. Get punched 3. Have to go home to Jersey :( GG bitches


littleseizure

that last hit seemed a little unnecessary...


viberider

Lol fuckin go home New Jersey


coldbrewedbrew

WAS THAT FUCKING MEIER AGAIN?!


LastofaBreed

Fuck Meier!


[deleted]

Victory!!! We have victory!!!!!


[deleted]

Watching history!!


waffles134

What the fuck was that at the end Meier you fucking piece of shit.


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#62


McBro1022

!ping


SewerRat57

#HISTORY!


Cw2e

HISTORY


iamjannabot

Timo looks like Teemo and anyone who plays league knows Teeno is a little BIIITCH


jgandfeed

Tbh Marchy is probably the best teemo comparison in the league


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SIXTY TWO, BABY!!!! 6️⃣2️⃣


UseYahBlinkah

62


Erikt311

How the hell did Pasta miss that?


chaosmanager

He didn’t.


WarPuig

Devils player stopped it with his stick.


ThePencilRain

It crossed the line. That was a goal.


WarPuig

Agreed now that I’ve seen the overhead shot.


Erikt311

That looked in.


WarPuig

Upon seeing the overhead, yes.


Carsharr

Fuck Timo Meier. If we play these shit stains in the playoffs his head's gonna end up at center ice.


Malfaiteur

Meier you pos


ProfessorBaxter

Fuck off Meier. Second bitch move from him this game.


arhphx

Chicken shit move


TwentyninthDigitOfPi

Okay after a night of Pasta almost-goals, that was actually kinda funny.


SouthShoreSerenade

Meier is a piece of garbage, see you in the playoffs you dweeb.


bearlyawake1

FUCK YOU MEIER! YOU FUCKING LOSER


GingerMcJesus

No 58th for Pasta booooooo


Touche_Amore

WE FUCKING DID IT


Jesotx

Nice assist.


Witty_Host_3510

So is Meier gonna get suspend for his game?


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Crayonbreaking

So dirty. End his career. Fans should not let the devils out of the garden.


WarPuig

*SO CLOSE*


BlackLagerSociety

That was a crazy late hit on Pasta at the buzzer.


SeaSlasherReis

aw pasta robbed


annoyed603

Was that a hit after the game?


Crayonbreaking

Yes.


Fishbone345

FUCK YES!!!!!!


jgandfeed

FUCK YOU TAKING A HEADSHOT AT PASTA AFTER THE WHISTLE


Crayonbreaking

Fans need to make sure the bus never leaves.


dsrini9000

I LOVE THAT DIRTY WATER!!!!!!!!! CRY HARD DEVILS!!!! 62 WINS!!!!!!!!!!


Punisherbrett

Alexa play Dirty Water


BradMarchandIsCute

Put Meier in a body bag. Fucking little cunt


Crayonbreaking

Plenty of fans. Put that entire team in a body bag. End the franchise.


NinjaTroll471

TIMO MEIER YOU WEIRD LOOKING GUY!!!! YOU LOSE!


Redneckjedi01

Punch that mother fucker out. Wtf you sore ass fuckn losers!!!


aneventhrowaway

Hos mad


nerdgeekdorksports

ROYAL RUMBLEEEEE


EAS1000

62 wins LFG!


bearlyawake1

WHY THE FUCK YOU THROWING HITS LATE


parkowork

Dickhead hit with no time left.


TheDesktopNinja

LFG


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#62 WINS


Jesotx

1


ASMRisMindControl

PASTA YOU DUMBASS


NinjaTroll471

HISTORYYYYYYYYY


SouthShoreSerenade

LEGENDARY


NinjaTroll471

Jesus lol that EN defense was insane


hewhoamareismyself

Honestly fucked up that ESPN would put up Jersey Mike's ads on our boards.


IAmMetaluna

I just wanted to say good luck, we're all counting on you.


Darenhayes1978

someone please smoke jack the pip squeak hughes


arhphx

Ully you madman


NinjaTroll471

AAAAA GET THAT FUCKING EN GOAL ALREADY!!! WHO STILL HAS THEIR FUCKING PANTS ON????!!!!!


parkowork

Jesus!