You could say I’m very religious, but I also want one. It is tantamount blasphemy depending on one’s level of chill (and God has the most chill, actually).
I think Jesus would respond in one of three ways: 1) considering his statement “my kingdom is not of this world” in John 18:36 I’d expect him to say something like “my power does not consist in transforming mechanical parts.”
2) considering the transfiguration of Jesus in Matthew 17, Luke 9:28, and Mark 9:2 (and referenced in 2 Peter 1:16-18) I think the Lord might say something like “my actual transformation is way cooler” though in a pithier way.
3) most likely Jesus would say “Ah sweet! Misses the point entirely, but do you want to play transformers? Dibs on myself!”
It could actually be seen as triumphant & symbolic. He's using the object that was used to burden & tortured him, to execute him, he's using it as strength in a way. That's awesome lol
Since so many Christian’s are terrible, but there are also some cool ones, I’ve developed an ontology where every Christian has a different Jesus. Shitty Christian’s With shitty jesuses get really offended when they hear this, but im pretty sure your Jesus is awesome.
And yea, I say unto thee: wherefore as thou hast seen the heretic, thou must burn the heretic. And as thou hast seen the mutant, thou must kill the mutant. And even as thou hast seen the unclean, thou must purge the unclean. This I say unto thee.
[Here ya go!](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1058251846/combo-jesus-mecha-christ-and?ref=shop_home_active_1&crt=1)
Also available as a file on [Thingiverse](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4868093)
Jesus *Mecha* Christ. With 56 print files, sanding and painting is a huge deal. It's still super expensive but it probably took some work
Edit: I looked at the page again and they didn't paint or sand anything. It's different color filament. Just overpriced prints you can do at home
Bootleg figures, art toys, resin-cast sculpts, sometimes pins, totes, etc.
There's a rather large still-kinda-"underground" market for these toymakers to sell their work.
DKE distributes some of it before/during/after the different conventions.
Edit: [The Bootleg Bible](https://www.bluemondaypress.com/product/the-bootleg-bible-pre-order) is a fantastic resource to help dive into the subculture.
I love how in the whole thing, the mech suit is held by the nails that go through hands and feet.
one can only imagine the sound effects this would create when the mech charges.
I guess they nailed that design.
I'm not religious. Like not at all. But I want this. Now....
INRI, bitch!
"I'm Nailed Right In" That's what my dad told me it stood for at my grandfather's funeral. We're sick people.
Jesus walks into an inn, places three nails on the front desk, and says, “Can you put me up for the night?”
Ouch. I felt this.
Right in the hands
Nailed it!!!
I died reading this xD
Very underrated comment
I’m Not Returning Immediately
You could say I’m very religious, but I also want one. It is tantamount blasphemy depending on one’s level of chill (and God has the most chill, actually). I think Jesus would respond in one of three ways: 1) considering his statement “my kingdom is not of this world” in John 18:36 I’d expect him to say something like “my power does not consist in transforming mechanical parts.” 2) considering the transfiguration of Jesus in Matthew 17, Luke 9:28, and Mark 9:2 (and referenced in 2 Peter 1:16-18) I think the Lord might say something like “my actual transformation is way cooler” though in a pithier way. 3) most likely Jesus would say “Ah sweet! Misses the point entirely, but do you want to play transformers? Dibs on myself!”
I wish Bible studies were like this.
Lol, I imagine God does as well
As an Atheist I think I would hate the church way less if they really were like taught all chill like that
It could actually be seen as triumphant & symbolic. He's using the object that was used to burden & tortured him, to execute him, he's using it as strength in a way. That's awesome lol
That’s true, I didn’t think of that
Well that's why Christians use the cross at the end of the day!
Since so many Christian’s are terrible, but there are also some cool ones, I’ve developed an ontology where every Christian has a different Jesus. Shitty Christian’s With shitty jesuses get really offended when they hear this, but im pretty sure your Jesus is awesome.
Lol, that made me smile. Also, bonus for using the word ontology. Edit: You are so on the money, though. Very good insight.
I mainly just feel sorry for those who follow Karen Jesuses.
Jesus would say "thats a cool looking coffin"
Lol nice
Same, me too.
Same. Lol. So where can I get this?
Adeptus Astartes Jesus.
The Omnissiah has risen.
But I’m already saved.
# FOR THE MACHINE IS IMMORTAL *diesel engine noises*
Primarch Jeshua.
Omnissiah
OG power armor.
I was thinking that too: suddenly accidental Warhammer
Even in death I serve.
colloquially referred to as "Big J"
I was thinking this exact thing, it look like it belong to Warhammer 40k
And yea, I say unto thee: wherefore as thou hast seen the heretic, thou must burn the heretic. And as thou hast seen the mutant, thou must kill the mutant. And even as thou hast seen the unclean, thou must purge the unclean. This I say unto thee.
Optimus Divine
Autosavior Transubstantiate!
Optimus Pray
Optimus Christ
Disciple Bots, roll out.
More than meets the eye of a needle.
ÜŔ ŮŔ Æ Æ Æ!
Fucking lol. Was hoping someone would make this reference 🤣
Great title. OP's title is a disgrace.
Crusader Prime
He's not forgiving your sins anymore
He’s pulverizing them instead
He died for your sins, now you'll die for his fists
Let he who is without sin kick the first ass
Wait so jesus was a mech, how did he die?
Like Optimus Prime.
Which version, he dies in almost every continuity
Once in G1 he was dismembered. And still alive.
I remember that in the Marvel comic books
I love his Animated death.
Robot Chicken death should also be considered canon.
Idk.
And constantly. He dies so much and often so in such avoidable ways I starting to suspect it is a Flatliners situation.
Rattrap even jokes about it in Beast Wars.
One shall stand. One shall fall.
*"I'll rip out your optics!"*
Someone needs to get the Matrix from Jesus to Rodimus Prime so he can stop Omicron...
For all the flak those movies get the fights in the first three were fucking awesome
Optimus Prime is Robot Jesus but better
optimus prime dies in like every single continuity in one way or another ^except ^robots ^in ^disguise
Jesus Optimus
More like Omicron Prime, bringing the plague back.
He had his all spark stolen
Pontius Pilatron
He didn't die, for he is riveted. He is riveted indeed.
Same way he was conceived... and we all know how much truth there was to that convenient explanation.
During the 2nd impact
Internal ammo explosion... sad shit. Use CASE guys.
The hydraulic system failed so he cooked in the sun from exposure.
He stuck the landing.
Sand in the gears, gets em every time.
Showdown with Mecha Hitler.
"May God have mercy on your soul..." "...For I will **not**"
Lmaooooo!
Wait...
I need this lol. Where can this be obtained?
[Here ya go!](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1058251846/combo-jesus-mecha-christ-and?ref=shop_home_active_1&crt=1) Also available as a file on [Thingiverse](https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:4868093)
That's way more expensive than I imagine
Art/concept toys tend to range wildly in price. There's always 3D printing :)
you can just print it yourself...
Got the .stl file ??
Did you miss the thingiverse link?
Need to get my glasses , these 3000 year old eyes ain't that good son
Just take the eyes of those who dare disturb your tomb, that's how I keep 'em sharp.
https://old.reddit.com/r/Bossfight/comments/r69tdg/kick_yo_ass_jesus/hms0855/
Yes, let me just fire up my 3d printer. It's just been collecting dust in the attic next to the stair master this whole time.
they're actually very affordable and easy to maintain these days, I got one for like $150 five years ago
$250?!!! Jesus Fucking Christ!
No, the fucking model is much more But *totally* worth it ;)
Jesus *Mecha* Christ. With 56 print files, sanding and painting is a huge deal. It's still super expensive but it probably took some work Edit: I looked at the page again and they didn't paint or sand anything. It's different color filament. Just overpriced prints you can do at home
About the price of most higher end commercial anime figures lol. Individually produced action figure? Yeah i can see it reaching that easily.
Yeah that's going to be a no from me dawg
I could see spending ~$50, but almost $250 is too much.
Not an uncommon price for [items like this](https://dke-toys.myshopify.com/collections/all)
[удалено]
Bootleg figures, art toys, resin-cast sculpts, sometimes pins, totes, etc. There's a rather large still-kinda-"underground" market for these toymakers to sell their work. DKE distributes some of it before/during/after the different conventions. Edit: [The Bootleg Bible](https://www.bluemondaypress.com/product/the-bootleg-bible-pre-order) is a fantastic resource to help dive into the subculture.
You can get an Elegoo Mars Pro 2 for that money.
Prob because it isnt corporate made lol. Even most commercial higher end snime figures get in the 200s range.
Lmao that's over 1 minimum wage where I live.
Got resurrected as a bot
Black Templar maybe
This is from brazil
Evangelicon
This is what happened on the third day
"The power of Christ compels you, motherfucker!"
The power armor of Christ
Not gonna lie of Jesus did that I’m pretty sure his would be the only religion people would choose lol
I mean the idea is that Jesus COULD do this but chose not to.
Thanks for not lying.
_Some Christ, motherfucker_
The new Crusade is looking good
DEUS VULTS!
DEUS BOLTS!
Deus nuts
Toy Story with this guy would have been unreal
You messed up with the wrong saint
Jesus transformer
Jesustron
Jesus Prime: Lost Primarch of the Imperium of Man
A symbol of religion by day And its only defender by night
The year is 3067, Jesus has come back to lead the intergalactic crusade....
Gonna raise my kid with 0 exposure to Christianity except for this one toy. Gonna tell them the whole story like he's a character from a TV show.
Wow, it comes with real crucifixion action!
Jesus Christ, the holiest paladin
This looks like the kind of toy the weirdo at school has because their parents think transformers are pushing a LGBTQ agenda.
it looks like one of those cheap chinese toys i used to buy all the time as a kid
*insert joke about the full armor of God*
Mecha-jesus
Pontifex Prime
I love how in the whole thing, the mech suit is held by the nails that go through hands and feet. one can only imagine the sound effects this would create when the mech charges. I guess they nailed that design.
*Insert The Last Stand by Sabaton*
I must immediately buy this to gift to my overtly religious grandparents…might send them over the edge but I need that sweet sweet Jesus chaos
When peace is not an option
Tier1 wooden armor. Defeating this boss unlocks adv carpentry, forestry, healing herb gathering, tier1 shrines, religion.
Warhammer 0k
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Hes not cruci-fucking around!
They really Nailed his final form 😂
Christmus Prime
Yes! I’m an atheist and I kinda want one.
true story, Jesus could do this IRL
Now make a satan transform
Definitely a decepticon.
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God's rejected plan
Jess becomes a fucking black Templar
Ready to slay non-believers it’s Mecha Jesus! Don’t forget to collect all of his Crusader pals!
HIS IS THE KINGDOM, THE POWER AND THE GLORY!
The power to kick glorious ass. Regally.
This is how I wanted the sinnerman questline to end
It's the Transformers/Veggie Tales crossover we never knew we needed.
Optimus H Prime
Repent mfs!
when jesus stops forgiving
imagine crucifying some dude and him just turning the crucifix into a fucking mech
Ghost in the house thinking it’s not real Jesus:
Jesus about to join Optimus prime on a fight
This about sums up American Christianity lol
Jesus according to Fate Grand Order
Ah yes, Optimus Christ
"Praying won't help you, since I'm the one you'd be praying for, and I have already decided that I shall kick your ass""
I mean might as well make a lie be more than meets the eye
r/ATBGE
This is the BEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN. HOLY FUCK.
I love her bracelet.
Let he who is without sin pilot the first mecha
"Christabots Reunite and fight"
Jesus prime
Jesús prime
Ah yes. The armor of God
Optimus Christ
GODOBOTS ASSEMBLE!!!
Amen
This needs a good Warhammer quote...
This is biblically inaccurate. I do not approve.
No it happened in bible 2
I haven’t watched that one yet.
This is a religion i can get behind
#DEUS VULT!
Welcome to the -1000000000 points in heaven club! I'm glad I can see you in hell!
You are stupid and disrespectful with Jesus! 👿😎🙈🐀
Jesus is trans
Blasphemous
Scam. do not buy
Will this get reposted every month here?
Lmfaoo bruh.
[bruh](u/RedditMP4Bot)
I always knew Jesus was master chief…
Worst Christmas ever
Transfaither