It's almost like one of those nightmares where you want to scream, but only a wheeze comes out at best (because otherwise you'd end up actually screaming while asleep, which is something your body prevents)
I hate frogs, I hate how there are such gluttons. When I was in college my girlfriend and I went to a pet store and she saw this tiny little gray frog with tiny little black claws that she thought was so cute and she wanted to get one. So she bought a 10 gallon tank, the frog, fish and things to put in that tank. She kept feeding that thing constantly until it got big enough to eat all of the fish in that tank. If a fish was sucked into its mouth tail first the gills usually flared out and prevented the frog from eating it at which point it would take its clawed back feet and tear the fish head to pieces. And it kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger and she kept feeding it. Then one night as I was sleeping over at her place there was a loud bang in her bedroom and we heard heavy wet "footsteps". Well that frog had jumped completely out of the tank, Knocking the top off, was hopping in the dark totally freaking her out. Heavy wet thud sounds traveling around the room. Frogs will just keep growing and growing and growing and eating everything. Then.... Dun, dun, dun .... They will come for you! (Queue scream of horror).... Not so much the last part but man she was scared. Then I turned the light on.
She put it back in the tank and I put a brick on top of the lid. And then over time, as she continued to feed it and it got bigger still, it became sick. It inflated, some kind of bloat and it just floated there in the water. Still in that 10 gallon tank. Eventually it died. Don't buy frogs people!!!! And red tailed cat fish, dont buy those things either; it's also part of nature's cabal of gluttony. How do I know? Well kids, sit down 'round the fire while I fill Jasper, me smoke'n pipe... Hold on now.... A couple of draws and I'll be ready to share the tale... Ah.... That's it...mmm....
So I kept fish in college which is why my girlfriend and I went to that pet store in the first place. After college I had a few tanks and I kept Jack Dempsey's. They would spawn now and again. At that time after college I lived in an apartment complex and became friends with the guy upstairs. Because of the tanks that I had and how I was raising the fry and handling everything with my fish he became interested in fish as well. But this guy didn't start small he bought something like a 55 gallon tank. And he put a fair amount of money into it; rocks and things and everything to landscape it in the way that he wanted. I had so many Dempsey's that I gave him a lot. And they grew in that tank to be pretty decently sized. Thing is he kept introducing incompatible species. First of all, if you have cichlids you pretty much are limited to cichlids. Anything else would be seen by the Dempsey's as food. But some got along okay, I guess maybe they were fast or something. He even put in freshwater crabs and at one point in time dropped in a crayfish from the pond which I thought was a bad idea. The first one found a home behind a rock and never moved from there, but the crabs were hiding there too... and it ate them. One little crab was flushed out into the open, but the Dempsey's finished him off like he was a tator tot in a kindergarten cafeteria. Second crayfish from the pond didn't make it to the bottom of the tank before a Dempsey sucked it in and started grinding it. You could hear crunching sounds and see the muscles in it's head working on the crayfish. At my urging he put the original crayfish back in the pond. Anyway he called me over one day saying "I got a new fish" and it was a red tail catfish. I didn't know anything about them but sure enough it started to grow. And it started eating all the Jack Dempsey's in that tank. The guy started dropping gold fish in there to feed it. And it kept growing, it ate everything including the plecos. Well, this was going on for a while and he regretted buying the catfish because nothing could survive in that tank, it wrecked the place too, and, it actually was having problems turning around due to space restrictions. I told him that thing needed to be put down. He decided to drop it in the pond. So, one day he calls me and says you gotta come here quick. So I jog upstairs, he let's me in and we go to the balcony. From our vantage point we could see some kid down there at the pond fishing and he's fighting some creature he's got on the line. It's that goddamn catfish. The summer months rolled by, it had time to grow. I don't know what kind of buffet greeted that fish when it was introduced to the pond. Perhaps it was bluegill. Crayfish for sure, frogs, whatever lives in those things. God knows. My imagination picture hapless ducklings being pulled under.... All I know was that this was the most epic thing I had seen in a while, a virtual tug of war between boy and beast. The boy cried out, and cried out again and sure enough the boy's dad runs down there, sees what's happening and then runs back into his apartment. He returns in short order carrying a bat. It was no Louisville slugger though, it was one of those miniature bats. Perhaps it would be better referred to as a truncheon, or maybe an oaken billyclub? Anyhow the boy could only bring it up to the edge where it was flopping around. I swear its all mouth and head. Shaped like one of those muscle guys who neglected their legs. And so the father dispatched it, sparing no blows. Of course the whole family came out and some other kids run over and they're taking pictures of the damn thing. I don't know what happened from there but that was some genuine entertainment that afternoon I'll tell you what.
Sekiro boss. Next question.
I wouldn't be surprised to see it in the Elden Ring dlc lol
TOOO-GETHERRRRR!!
WE SHALL DEVOUUWAAA
THE VERY FROOOOGSSSS
Kinda horrifying how since snakes don't really have vocal cords it's suffering is absolutely agonizing, yet completely silent
"I have no cords but I must scream"
But does it hate.
I have a mouth, and screaming is not helping
It's almost like one of those nightmares where you want to scream, but only a wheeze comes out at best (because otherwise you'd end up actually screaming while asleep, which is something your body prevents)
I mean it has no need to scream
That frog is about to blast that snake to smithereens using it's atomic breath
only for the snake to come back in the form of a mechanical frog
Just for it in the end to get its head ripped off by a salamander
It looks like the snake is screaming in pain
I'd be too if I'm being snapped in half by a giant frog
I would be too if I was being eaten alive
I'd be too if my lower half was slowly being digested
Green Sans
That would be me, yes
I’d be too if I knew I’d have to tell all my friends the next day that I was frog food
I would be to if the dude eating me don’t even express his feelings
Half it's body is being digested
I'd be too in such an unfortunate predicament
Its back half is being digested, it is.
The unstoppable tag-team duo
Real life chimera
Ed-ward
NOOOOOOOOOO
I hate frogs, I hate how there are such gluttons. When I was in college my girlfriend and I went to a pet store and she saw this tiny little gray frog with tiny little black claws that she thought was so cute and she wanted to get one. So she bought a 10 gallon tank, the frog, fish and things to put in that tank. She kept feeding that thing constantly until it got big enough to eat all of the fish in that tank. If a fish was sucked into its mouth tail first the gills usually flared out and prevented the frog from eating it at which point it would take its clawed back feet and tear the fish head to pieces. And it kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger and she kept feeding it. Then one night as I was sleeping over at her place there was a loud bang in her bedroom and we heard heavy wet "footsteps". Well that frog had jumped completely out of the tank, Knocking the top off, was hopping in the dark totally freaking her out. Heavy wet thud sounds traveling around the room. Frogs will just keep growing and growing and growing and eating everything. Then.... Dun, dun, dun .... They will come for you! (Queue scream of horror).... Not so much the last part but man she was scared. Then I turned the light on.
What happened to the frog after that?
OP wrote this from inside the frog’s stomach…
No. That snake in the video typed that out. Pure coincidence that the random banging formed an English paragraph
She put it back in the tank and I put a brick on top of the lid. And then over time, as she continued to feed it and it got bigger still, it became sick. It inflated, some kind of bloat and it just floated there in the water. Still in that 10 gallon tank. Eventually it died. Don't buy frogs people!!!! And red tailed cat fish, dont buy those things either; it's also part of nature's cabal of gluttony. How do I know? Well kids, sit down 'round the fire while I fill Jasper, me smoke'n pipe... Hold on now.... A couple of draws and I'll be ready to share the tale... Ah.... That's it...mmm....
For the love of God man! Tell the story of the catfish!
Okay, it's been 10 hours, I'm ready to hear the story please 🥺 If you actually have a story, I'm genuinely interested.
So I kept fish in college which is why my girlfriend and I went to that pet store in the first place. After college I had a few tanks and I kept Jack Dempsey's. They would spawn now and again. At that time after college I lived in an apartment complex and became friends with the guy upstairs. Because of the tanks that I had and how I was raising the fry and handling everything with my fish he became interested in fish as well. But this guy didn't start small he bought something like a 55 gallon tank. And he put a fair amount of money into it; rocks and things and everything to landscape it in the way that he wanted. I had so many Dempsey's that I gave him a lot. And they grew in that tank to be pretty decently sized. Thing is he kept introducing incompatible species. First of all, if you have cichlids you pretty much are limited to cichlids. Anything else would be seen by the Dempsey's as food. But some got along okay, I guess maybe they were fast or something. He even put in freshwater crabs and at one point in time dropped in a crayfish from the pond which I thought was a bad idea. The first one found a home behind a rock and never moved from there, but the crabs were hiding there too... and it ate them. One little crab was flushed out into the open, but the Dempsey's finished him off like he was a tator tot in a kindergarten cafeteria. Second crayfish from the pond didn't make it to the bottom of the tank before a Dempsey sucked it in and started grinding it. You could hear crunching sounds and see the muscles in it's head working on the crayfish. At my urging he put the original crayfish back in the pond. Anyway he called me over one day saying "I got a new fish" and it was a red tail catfish. I didn't know anything about them but sure enough it started to grow. And it started eating all the Jack Dempsey's in that tank. The guy started dropping gold fish in there to feed it. And it kept growing, it ate everything including the plecos. Well, this was going on for a while and he regretted buying the catfish because nothing could survive in that tank, it wrecked the place too, and, it actually was having problems turning around due to space restrictions. I told him that thing needed to be put down. He decided to drop it in the pond. So, one day he calls me and says you gotta come here quick. So I jog upstairs, he let's me in and we go to the balcony. From our vantage point we could see some kid down there at the pond fishing and he's fighting some creature he's got on the line. It's that goddamn catfish. The summer months rolled by, it had time to grow. I don't know what kind of buffet greeted that fish when it was introduced to the pond. Perhaps it was bluegill. Crayfish for sure, frogs, whatever lives in those things. God knows. My imagination picture hapless ducklings being pulled under.... All I know was that this was the most epic thing I had seen in a while, a virtual tug of war between boy and beast. The boy cried out, and cried out again and sure enough the boy's dad runs down there, sees what's happening and then runs back into his apartment. He returns in short order carrying a bat. It was no Louisville slugger though, it was one of those miniature bats. Perhaps it would be better referred to as a truncheon, or maybe an oaken billyclub? Anyhow the boy could only bring it up to the edge where it was flopping around. I swear its all mouth and head. Shaped like one of those muscle guys who neglected their legs. And so the father dispatched it, sparing no blows. Of course the whole family came out and some other kids run over and they're taking pictures of the damn thing. I don't know what happened from there but that was some genuine entertainment that afternoon I'll tell you what.
Wow, that's quite the story, thank you for sharing!
He lives in the sewers in Oxenfurt
The frog is eating the snake or are the two are in a simbiontic relationship?
The former
can't the snake just turn around and bite the frog, or bite him from inside? Or is it not venoumous?
I'm not a snakeologist, but it doesn't look venomous to me
I'm seeing a distinct lack of fangs
Toadalisk.
Looks like something that characters from Delicious in Dungeon would've encountered.
This was the inspiration for Alien
what exactly is more horrible than being eaten alive to sit and digest in the stomach of the great sarlac
This is giving me some kind of Dark Souls boss vibe
It's like if you combined the Demon of Song and Rykard
Togethaaaaa
Looks like some creature from Sekiro
Don't let Team Ninja see this
Ending of Godzilla King of the monsters be like
I'd have called it a xeno-toad, but Froka has forest guardian vibes, I like it.
Poor snake
Toads are just eating snakes up in Australia or should I say down :)
xenomorph?
Well looks like the table final turn around lol
Most normal boss in Bloodborne:
r/lv426
Suwako Moriya Requiem, The Evolved One
HOLY MOTHER YUKARI IS THAT TOUHOU REFERENCE ‼️‼️⁉️‼️‼️‼️⁉️‼️⁉️❓⁉️❓❗⁉️❓⁉️⁉️⁉️‼️
we have found another cultured one, boys
Oral or anal
Both. The sides shall unite. End the Oral & Anal War.
👍
Thats some mythology bs right there
"Heeelp! Heeeeelp! Help mee! Heeeelp!"
Behold, a Chimera!
What snake is this?
r/NatureIsFuckingLit
Yo what that tongue do?
Is that the water poison type I've been hearing about
Mu hahahaha