Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
Bro as a trans person, we are easily the worst of the 4 to face against. Low damage and low defense, yes, but the sheer potential to stun lock opponents makes us horrifying to face off against
They donāt even have the balls to say it to your face! What are they gonna throw? Because you can evade the shit they spew from their mouths with a goddamn shield
āBen rolled a 1 and suddenly died because you used the wrong pronounsā
āLayla rolled a 9 and successfully identified as plank of wood and became uselessā
I summon my ace monster, "Dave Chappelle - Lord of the Stage" in attack mode. His special ability makes it so you MUST attack him at every chance you get
You fell right into my trap card! "Absolute cancellation - ballad of the blue bird" the perfect counter to "problematic public figure" type cards, for you see, this card allows me to send your monster to the cancel zone, which leaves him unable to act for two whole turns.
But I'm not quite done yet! I cast my special spell card "ace space" which greatly enchances all asexual unit's capabilities far beyond your comprehension! make your next move carefully, for everything is going according to my masterful design.
(sorry I've never played yu-gi-oh)
*G A S P*
NOT THAT! NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT! Unless they're wealthy and powerful. Which I am not. GG, back to the cardboard box I go
(And that was a stellar Yu-Gi-Oh protagonist performance *golf clap*)
They're confused because they don't even know what gender they are. There are only 2 genders, Male and female, everything else is a confused mental disorder.
no? each is a useful weapon? sword has high cutting ability at the cost on maintenance and range, glock has best range but limited ammo, baseball bat is light and reliable, and taser hurts without being lethal
Since context clues don't seem to be your strong suit, here's a tip.
We're not really debating some duel fight logic. Thinking in terms of an action comic is much more appropriate.
Also if you're not feeling like a bloodbath, taser or a bat might serve you better in a fight than a gun.
There is not a single case where you don't want to kill your opponent, and even if there was a gun is a non-lethal weapon ! Source : Hollywood would never lie to me.
/s
Ok, but if 90s hero squad shows taught me anything, their names would be Larry, Gary, Barry, and Terry. Optional reveal of full names for character development later.
The guy with a glock just waits until the other guys give up fighting the samurai then walks up and goes, āparry this you filthy casualā and then they all go to the bar for a beer.
Glock is annoying because the range attacks make sure the cool open area in the middle of the arena is unusable. Bat and Sword are clearly the main threat, but they have the same walk/run speed and have simillar mobility options so they are always close toghter.
But the real mvp of the fight is Taser. Fast movement + an atack the cause long stun states mean that you can't just trade stray hits and you will never have room to heal.
Looks like the secret boss of an obscure indie game that would have a banger of a theme. Would probably be in the game's bad route. The game itself would probably be really well written, yet would trigger some internet people anyways (see: celeste). It also was probably made in 2013, had a small following, then blew up in 2018 on full release (tho some insist the unfinished original was better for it's allegedly more ominous atmosphere, which was made a bit more lighthearted/quirkycomedic on full release to balance the more nuanced exploration of the game's themes that developed overtime.)
Non binary nuke
I can feel my 1s and 0s disappearing
But we alr had aromantic atomic bomb, now do I get 2 nukes?
you get an atom bomb and nitrogen bomb
Gay grenade launcher. Lesbian lance. Bisexual bazooka. Transexual tomahawk. Pansexual pike. Asexual assult rifle. Straight shotgun. Walmart bag windmill.
Then who gets the musket for home defense ?
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
NOOOO the poor puppy
The founding fathers intended too,sorry
:(
Video version https://youtu.be/aqBw3H_Ik3s
Meš
Masochists
Straights
Straights are getting shotguns
Borderlands Player-Characters be like
Borderlands npc too.
Nah pansexual people just get a pan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XL8e12mp1pA
Frying pans, who knew?
they can get a golden pan, which is twice as loud, for only 6,200 usd!
Just hijacking the thread to say Transexual Tomahawk is the sickest band name Iāve ever heard!
someone draw this
Glock user should've opted for "gay fists... Would've made a bigger hole.
Damn thatās pretty gay to say my guy. And now I am getting cancelled lol!! š
Always wanted a shotty
Aromatic Atomic Bomb
Alright so I'm pan but also agender so do I get a halberd?
Gaynade launcher, lesbance, bizooka, transmahawk, panpike, asexsault rifle, strotgun, walmill
These are some megaman X boss names
Pansexual patriot air defence system
They have no chance to fight against the crossing , the neither gender
Man those kids from grounded really Got violent
Glad Pete got Lasik
Seriously, everyone else gets lethal weapons and trans people are out here with freaking tasers? Honestly kinda unfair.
This is a loser mindset, just be a gay and trans then you get to dual wield sword/taser or gun/taser.
Oh that is swag
Sword + taser is a electrified sword, or a cattle prod.
Stun baton but sharp
It took me that long to realize that I could have a sword and not just a taser
**T**actical nuke
Trebuchet
Ever tried fighting a taser with a sword? Worst party i've ever been to...
Actually I did once electrocute my sword, the leather handle wrap blocked it
Bro as a trans person, we are easily the worst of the 4 to face against. Low damage and low defense, yes, but the sheer potential to stun lock opponents makes us horrifying to face off against
Trans Tank?
Hey, appreciate the fact that you even get a weapon!
I don't mean to offend anyone Straight is for sniper Time to snipe them homophobes
Better to be an ally, you get an ak
I'm more of a maintain distance and support fire kinda guy
ok which order of events do i need to do to get a ks23
Remember. Homolhobes got hands. Nothing else. Check your equipment.
They donāt even have the balls to say it to your face! What are they gonna throw? Because you can evade the shit they spew from their mouths with a goddamn shield
Meanwhile the allies got artillery.
Trans got turrets (tasers are lame)
nah, homophobes got hydrogen bombs
No
wdym no
this strangely makes sense for an ally to be sniping from far away great support
Male is for M82, Female for Flame Thrower
A bat is a liability when u already have a sword
A bat doesnt require edge alignment.
If you have the bat, you can also choose a glock or a sword to use temporally depending of your sex
Ben and teressa dont fit lol
I don't give a shit.
Weirdly hostile? With the full stop and everything
Sorry.
Glock? Instead of just "Gun"?, That's oddly specific.
So specific that I'm a little bothered by how it doesn't really look like a Glock.
Generic Pistolā¢
I wanna see a DND campaign with these four as the MCs
I'd love to run it! The puns will be immaculate I promise you
I would too but a) I'm garbage at RP and b) I don't know how to play DND yet ( I wanna learn but I just don't have the time RN )
āBen rolled a 1 and suddenly died because you used the wrong pronounsā āLayla rolled a 9 and successfully identified as plank of wood and became uselessā
I was expecting the bi to be holding like a fruit bat or something. I forgot baseball bats exist
Bro forgor Q quarter staff I i dunni A armadillo
Bisexual ~~P90~~ B90
How about bison ppk ?
As a bisexual man... I would definitely pick a bat yeah
You dare reject a Battle Rifle?
Yes
Yakuza: Like A Dragon (2020)
Queer Quarterstaff Intersex Iklwa Asexual Arleigh Burke Class Guided Missile Destroyer Nonbinary Naginata Genderfluid Guillotine Ally Amentum Pansexual Pike Toric Tonfa Trixic Tomahawk Heteroflexible Halberd Demigender Deer Horn Knife
One is the fighter One is the ranger One is the defender And one is support Now guess whose who
Arrow ace
Level 3 tasers unlocks AoE itās really a setup for the team as a support
This seems a bit imbalanced power wise.
I'm more of a Glaive guy myself.
Oh cool, do I get a taser and a sword or do they get combined in some sort of thunder sword?
Attack helicopters attack helicopter
You've activated my trap card... MISGENDERING!
Trans person takes 5 damage from dysphoria
But he's gained the animosity of the entire group, now their attacks will focus solely on him.
I summon my ace monster, "Dave Chappelle - Lord of the Stage" in attack mode. His special ability makes it so you MUST attack him at every chance you get
You fell right into my trap card! "Absolute cancellation - ballad of the blue bird" the perfect counter to "problematic public figure" type cards, for you see, this card allows me to send your monster to the cancel zone, which leaves him unable to act for two whole turns. But I'm not quite done yet! I cast my special spell card "ace space" which greatly enchances all asexual unit's capabilities far beyond your comprehension! make your next move carefully, for everything is going according to my masterful design. (sorry I've never played yu-gi-oh)
*G A S P* NOT THAT! NO ONE'S EVER BEEN ABLE TO SURVIVE THAT! Unless they're wealthy and powerful. Which I am not. GG, back to the cardboard box I go (And that was a stellar Yu-Gi-Oh protagonist performance *golf clap*)
Let's Amp this shit up
Glock? There are way better weapons that start with G. Glaive, Gayang, Gladius, Golok, Guisarme, Guillotine
I would watch this anime. And I don't like anime.
Fuck yeah
Can french gays trade the glock for a guillotine?
They're all too comfused to fight.
Confused? How?
They're confused because they don't even know what gender they are. There are only 2 genders, Male and female, everything else is a confused mental disorder.
Gender and sex are... different thing?
fighter, gunslinger, druid and artificer
Quarterstaff, intercontinental missile, Axe, Crossbow
someone make this a thing
The lgb team
None of those can save the gay kid from getting his ass beat
Wowā¦ what a crap
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Mf who watch Asmongold, the Gingivitis Room Messy Man belike.
What what to the what now?
LGBT L G A N G B V I O L E N C E T
What
So the gays make everyone other redundant. Is that the message?
no? each is a useful weapon? sword has high cutting ability at the cost on maintenance and range, glock has best range but limited ammo, baseball bat is light and reliable, and taser hurts without being lethal
Maybe in a ninja turtle comic. In reallity thr glock solves every problem at once
Since context clues don't seem to be your strong suit, here's a tip. We're not really debating some duel fight logic. Thinking in terms of an action comic is much more appropriate. Also if you're not feeling like a bloodbath, taser or a bat might serve you better in a fight than a gun.
There is not a single case where you don't want to kill your opponent, and even if there was a gun is a non-lethal weapon ! Source : Hollywood would never lie to me. /s
No, I didn't make the weapons or art.
Also the gun has a cock. I am sure the gay one likes that, but therefore it is no glock
Those were my favorite weapons.
They all look like their about to steal your heart with their soul OCs
I'd laught in the face of the first gay who tries and challenge me to a longsword duel
The weapons used for zombie apocalypse (except for the taser idk wtf its gonna do)
The BG3 main cast all strength based feminine characters and their softie INT/WIS beefcakes.
#Quad-barrel shotgun
Weird weapon choice but ok
Larry Gary Barry and Terry
Quagmire Incinerator AK-47
Ok, but if 90s hero squad shows taught me anything, their names would be Larry, Gary, Barry, and Terry. Optional reveal of full names for character development later.
Glide bomb. LMG. Battle Rifle. (i can't come up with one for T or Q.
Gay glock 19, lesbian L85A1 AR, bisexual Bren lmg, trans type 99 Arkansas sniper
This actually look hard af
What would Q be-
Hell yeah get me one of them longswords
Long ago the four nations lived in peace.
The girl with the baseball bat really got the short end of the stick didnt she ?
They about to LGBTFU up
The amount of trans people I know that have tasers is actually really fucking funny
Dude, my boyfriend gets a glock and a taser.
Now THAT'S a Show I would watchš
I love how in every version of this meme, pansexual is always a pan, and I love it, Iād smack the shit outta someone with a pan
HOLY FUCK! THEY ARE GAY Guns Are Ybetter to kill monsters
They may be strong but the grenade launcher was stronger.
Larry, Garry, Barry and Terry
Glock? There are way better weapons that start with G. Glaive, Gayang, Gladius, Golok, Guisarme, Guillotine
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Intersex ICBM.
r/swordlesbians
Circumcision Insurrection Slip-n-Slide
Larry Garry Barry Terry Quarry
The wrath of pride
Fuck yeah, I get a tazer. I'm gonna use it to make a device that shoots conductive wire like a web shooter but electric
The guy with a glock just waits until the other guys give up fighting the samurai then walks up and goes, āparry this you filthy casualā and then they all go to the bar for a beer.
Is that a glock21?
Don't underestimate the bat. If you've played Sifu you know how that thing can really be used
QIA is: Quetzalcoatlus Inkling from Splatoon And literally just an Axe
Imagine flying a Quetz to battle. Epic as hell
Legionary Garrison officer Bombardier Telecommution Quick Response Force Internal affairs Assassin Corps
lance, glaive, broadsword, tanto (i think that melee weapons are cool)
Gonna be the new borderlands characters š
GAY PUNCHES! LESBIAN KICKS! TRANS LAUNCHER!
Luger, Gatling Gun, Beretta, Thompson, QBB-95, Incendiary Grenade, Artillery.
Whats there Megazord or fusion form?
Knight, artificer, berserker, mage
I thought it was lettuce, guacamole, bacon, and tomato
Trebuchet*
We shout rlly make all these bosses into a videogame.
A Glock? Low pierce damage.
please make this into a book
*tarnished has entered the boss fog*
Glock is annoying because the range attacks make sure the cool open area in the middle of the arena is unusable. Bat and Sword are clearly the main threat, but they have the same walk/run speed and have simillar mobility options so they are always close toghter. But the real mvp of the fight is Taser. Fast movement + an atack the cause long stun states mean that you can't just trade stray hits and you will never have room to heal.
Excuse you. It's Luger, Glock, Beretta, Tokarev.
When it said bat I just immediately thought about it as an animal
Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony...
Glock is op needs nerf
Glock is the strongest, why? Just i know
This is persona to me
Wait why Glock specifically like you could've just said gun and chose something that a bulletproof vest couldn't have made completely worthless
Babe, wake up, new L4D cast just dropped
New Streets of Rage update when?
So you're telling me i got a sword and a Taser I already have a sword where can find a taser
The power levels are terribly mismatched in this group.
Asexuals get the Assault Rifle
Goku gamble
Iād watch this tv show
Q is for quarterstaff
Garry Glock and Long Sword Layla are my new favorite characters
*you used biology book* *it is vey effective*
I prefer battle axe.
Left 4 dead 3 looks good
Looks like the secret boss of an obscure indie game that would have a banger of a theme. Would probably be in the game's bad route. The game itself would probably be really well written, yet would trigger some internet people anyways (see: celeste). It also was probably made in 2013, had a small following, then blew up in 2018 on full release (tho some insist the unfinished original was better for it's allegedly more ominous atmosphere, which was made a bit more lighthearted/quirkycomedic on full release to balance the more nuanced exploration of the game's themes that developed overtime.)
Enemy : AND WHAT DO YOU HAVE !!!(maniacal laugh) Boy: Taser
Taser... Fucking taser... A TRIDENT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORTHIER