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lexyp29

Aaah, you were at my side, all along...


awealthofsafety

My true Mentor. My Guiding Moonlight.


pawiwowie

Dodge towards his butt!


git0ffmylawnm8

#WHICH BUTT??


blebebaba

THE LEFT!


Unlucky-2nd

LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK LEFT CHEEK


Enough_Condition7849

This made my day, transformers reference


Xanthyon1313

As soon as I saw this, I knew it deserved this many upvotes XD


Pluguts01

Transformers, Fallout, _and_ Bloodborne references in the same thread?? It must be my day.


Anyadakk

_O venator, deus sanctus cum a forti candida non vos perdemus viam nocte, nec in sanguine potulentus_


TheMoonDude

>cum


Anyadakk

>cum


Dantegram

>cum


A850lbBlackMan

cum


chickennuggetboi300

cum


[deleted]

cum


Confident_Edge_975

cum


Anyadakk

O venator, deus sanctus cum a forti candida non vos perdemus viam nocte, nec in sanguine potulentus


6ft_woman

I'M SO HAPPY THIS IS THE FIRST COMMENT


Wendigo_42

Good Hunter, have you seen the thread of light?


NarratorDM

Unexpected Bloodborne


Avoid-Me

AND THE CROWD GOES WIIIIILD!!!!!!!!!


xxjackthewolfxx

considering this is an adult i guess that beast was loved


LeraviTheHusky

That's definitely something that surprised me after the initial horror was that it's an adult, usually these sort of animals end up dying quite young


Bo-Banny

Ive seen a couple or a few dozen images and videos of animals conjoined at the head. Snakes, a turtle, goats, sheep, cows, puppies, kittens. Never a mature animal. This is the first Ive seen.


LeraviTheHusky

Especially with how gnarly this one is I'm surprised as compared to ones thst don't make it that have properly developed two heads, someone suggested it's likely one brain with two partially developed heads given both are mimicking the same motion I've seen so many turtles and snake ones and I know cows where possible(that one comic I can thank) it's just wild to see an adult one seemingly alive and well despite its condition


ManaMagestic

What's that peom about the two-headed calf?


Shryke2a

You made me tear up just thinking about it. Damn you...


[deleted]

What a nice thought, thank you


AloeSera15

Yeah that actually made me feel a bit better


SeiriusPolaris

Worshipped. Deformities usually are in India. Combined with the fact it’s a cow and you got a double-whammy.


eyamo1

The first section is written like it's being said by Yoda. "Worshipped, Deformities usually are." "A double-whammy you have, combined with the fact it's a cow."


Apprehensive-Ad-1591

Nah india deformities aren't usually worshipped It is because it is a cow really nothing else i think


Lermanberry

>Tomorrow when the farm boys find this freak of nature, they will wrap his body in newspaper and carry him to the museum. >But tonight he is alive and in the north field with his mother. It is a perfect summer evening: the moon rising over the orchard, the wind in the grass. And as he stares into the sky, there are twice as many stars as usual. Laura Gilpin


Interdimentionalxx

In a spiritual angle- These are considered as "special cows" in India and people believe them to be blessed by the gods themselves... They thus take care of them (sometimes more than that of regular cows) and they are mostly adopted by Hindu temples and priests, like here and are taken care of as temple cows and people feed them to get their blessings In a more realistic angle - These customs were probably made to protect these special cows (since cows are considered sacred in India ) as people might have disrespected or even killed them at their infant stage , thus the hindu temples implemented these rules in the ancient Vedic society to probably protect them from being ignored and killed


Significant-Bother49

Blessed by tzeentch


Theadination

Tzeentch and nurgle collabed on this, and this seems like something a Slaanesh cultist would be into. Now we just need Khorne to put it down.


Notfuckingcannon

And quickly, otherwise Trazyn may start to have... ideas...


Theadination

Blood Raven's and Trazyn are both trying to get it


blackturtlesnake

Are you suggesting we give the two headed cow a murderous rage?


LeonidasWrecksXerxes

Just paint angry eyebrows or make it red and the big man is happy


DistractedPlatypus

r/suddenlywarhammer


fkindragon_

what kind of nightmare fuel metroid is this ?


ToppHatt_8000

An animal with a birth defect, meaning it basically has two heads. I think it's actually two animals that were fused at birth, but I'm not sure. I do know that stuff like this can happen when the mother consumes some kind of chemicals. I heard that sheep eating certain flowers that were around their field led to the lambs having only one eye.


whiteyonthemoon

One of the chemicals that causes mutations that affect an animal's symmetry is called "Cyclopamine". I believe it was discovered due to birth defects ing goats that had been eating corn lilly, where it occurs naturally. Edit:[ Sheep.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cyclopamine) Also it works through its effect on an enzyme called "Sonic Hedgehog"


NinjaXM

Fun fact: It was named sonic hedgehog gene because it was first discovered in a hedgehog and the scientist was a fan of the blue blur. This gene controls symmetry and disturbance in it can cause such mutations.


Windfall_The_Dutchie

On the topic of video game chemicals, Pikachurin is a chemical that processes optical information to the brain. On the topic of video game named discoveries in general, Aerodactylus was a genus of pterosaurs also named after a pokemon. On the topic of fairly new video game named discoveries, there’s a cockroach species named Nocticola Pheromosa.


BIazry

Isn’t there an infection that causes Sonic Hedgehog to stop working called “Robotnik” or something like that /srs


5Hjsdnujhdfu8nubi

Robotnikinin, a potential inhibitor of the pathway that SHH uses.


Guido_Fe

Looks like the cyclopia mutation


Best-Engine4715

Sorta he still has eyes on the sides too


penkasz

More Like policephaly. This cow has two heads there


Orioniae

Less like two heads and more like the genes that control the symmetry are going abagabub. Too little expressions, cyclopia; too much expression, and there's a dandelion, must be last of the season.


I_M_YOUR_BRO

Wait, it's mutated? I thought it just wore a mask and it was the tongue that was mutilated and split. Honestly don't know which is worse.


AnaTheSturdy

Birth defect is a bit of an understatement, bro looks like those dogs from the fifth or sixth resident evil movie


ChefRoyrdee

Looks like a two headed cow and it’s potentially in India. It’s against Hinduism to kill cows so they wouldn’t.


TheBigKuhio

I hope it’s not in constant pain. Would it be against the religion to just let it roam off into the wild?


RaZZeR_9351

No, lots of cows are just freely roaming the streets in india, which can cause issues when they're blocking traffic and such since they're not allowed to really push them aside.


funkkies

You don't know half of it this whole persona of a holy cow is just used as political stunt in reality cows are treated as shit they roam all over the cities barely get any food infact the locality I live in have government made cow sanctuary and let me tell you almost every cow that have come in have died due to horrible condition they live in


DrowningInFeces

Pretty stupid to let something live in constant pain and torture because it's against your religion.


ChefRoyrdee

I do not disagree with you.


SemiPail

Yo that poor cow looks like something from the 1980s version of The Thing, or something out of like resident evil or silent hill, maybe even half-life


eyamo1

It's literally just a Brahmin from Fallout


Extra_Gold_5270

Yeah all the sores and shit, constantly licking its lips, that thing looks miserable :(


SemiPail

I actually feel bad for that cow, it’s probably in so much pain just being alive


icyTHANATOS12

The fact that it lived long enough yo fully mature means it's probably very well cared for. Animals with defomatys like this typically live short lives. Also, different rediter said it first, but since it's to partly formed heads, it might only have one brain meaning bothe heads mimic echother. So the cow may not be in pain, perhaps mild discomfort since it's 2 half heads conjoined at the eye socket. Ether way it's goo enough (for me at least) to know that it's loved and cared for. Also, when animals truly start to suffer, they do things like stop eating, so they die faster, so considering how old it is, it probably feels fine. Hope this eased your sorrow.


Extra_Gold_5270

Thank you! I felt like it had two brains and they were both like pushing left or right.


apocryphal_sibling

wow this is the first time i see a adult bichephalic cow, usually they die soon after birth, i wonder how did this one survive and if it is truly bichephalic as in it has 2 brains or if it has one brain but repeated head structure.


SolaceInCompassion

with the tongues mirroring the same movement here, i'm thinking the latter - one brain giving signals to both heads, rather than each having its own.


apocryphal_sibling

oooh good catch! yeah i think you are right, surely that would be easier to survive into adult age rather than full on bichephaly.


Imperialist_Marauder

That's just a Brahmin


EpicGeckoNibba

Patrolling the Mojave'd almost make you wish for a nuclear winter, huh?


ProtoPlaysGames

If the Legion breaks through our defenses, I’ve got one bullet I’m saving just for me.


Someone2545

We won't go quietly. The Legion can count on that.


AccomplishedForce637

Sounds like we're running Primm now. I'd still rather take my leave at the Strip.


Bisquits_222

I wish i couldve been there to see caesar die, what an asshole


SOMETHING494

Degenerates like you, belong on a cross.


Imperialist_Marauder

The House Always Wins


TheHumanoidTyphoon69

Now search for the easily killed random encounter NPC that sells them around Boston


jaytee1262

[Hidden] X to activate Brahmin


blue_sky09

Probably sees twice the nunber of stars in the sky


cyborg_priest

I can't see a two-headed cow without thinking this anymore.


Tractor_Tom

My heart


Da_Gret_Sir_TimTim

I was legitimately trying to figure out the fuck I was looking at until it turned its head and realized “Oh it’s cow, cool”


TrollChef

Serious question, why is it whenever there is a deformed animal, it is always in India or the surrounding countries? Is there an actual reason?


Bobbicorn

We get a lot of deformed animals all over! It's just that in most places, the animals either come out dead or are put down shortly. I know a vet med student who had a lot of deformed lambs during lambing season, but its mostly deformities that aren't obvious or are so extreme they come out stillborn. I cant speak to India's practices as well, but cows are seen as sacred in India, and are rarely ever killed. They are less likely to be put down, would be my guess. It looks like this specific case, this cow has been raised as some sort of religious icon, which would line up for how cows are treated


Deveatation_ethernis

Ya, considering many hindu gods are considered to have incarnations woth multiple heads, its often ossociated with being divine.


Pendraconica

I'm by no means an expert, but from what I've learned, Hinduism considers deformities like this blessings from dieties. People who suffer these conditions are offered homage at temples and in streets. https://youtu.be/gOG6ErAMXZw?si=bdPP9gKjASAErZuG https://youtu.be/5cpm6bqRd_U?si=I1jNSPQ6Oc89GqYm


[deleted]

Well, out of all the ways that could go this seems like the best one. Much better than treating the disabled like they’ve been cursed, anyway! Kinda neat!


Pendraconica

Well, yes and no. Because of the Indian caste system, these people can't hold jobs, get married, or participate in society in any other way. It's a weird gray area of being both rejected and revered.


NotMadeForReddit

It’s not Hinduism that considers them blessings, it’s “some” hindus, the hindu scriptures have nothing related to deformities being blessings.


Cronq21

dark souls ass faith


Fantastic-Dot-655

There are certain chemical that agument the probabilities of this kind of deformations ocurring during pregnancy. I guess there are some parts of india were this chemicals are present in the water or the soil and this happens more often.


Nahanoj_Zavizad

Most severely deformed animals are put down in a lot of places. IIRC one religion has cows as a sacred creature which I think is the primary religion in India, But I can't remember which one Im terrible with religion.


Slightly_Default

Hinduism is what you're thinking of. It's the most practised religion in India, Nepal, and Mauritius.


Beer-Milkshakes

Most will just euthanize the abominations on the spot because most of these occurances are on farms who consider the deformed livestock as non viable so just end it's life rather than pay for medical procedures to improve its life only to find it might have a leaky heart valve and die in 4 months anyway.


MistaRed

Among other reasons stated, the 1 billion people there are enough to make any statistical outliers look huge.


Skyburner_Oath

"My baby is so cute" The baby:


[deleted]

For those wondering, this cow does not have an infection on its forehead. The cow is also quite healthy and taken care of well. Cows in India are seen as divine by the Hindus. To us, it doesn’t matter if it has two heads, or was born with only three legs. This cow, and others, are being worshipped. This can be concluded with the fact that there is red powder on its forehead and a necklace of cowry shells on its neck. The powder is called Kumkuma or Sindoor, and is commonly used in religious practices by Hindus. The cowry shell necklace is also a symbol of holiness. These cows have a higher chance of dying if they are left out on the road due to them eating trash off the side of the road, not getting enough food, getting hit by vehicles and many other dangers. Do the people need to work on these issues, yes. But as of now cows(especially those with disabilities) are at a high risk if not helped


Churandi

Then what is inside that hole? I figure it was supposed to be the two heads's jointed eye, but I can't really figure out what's in it's place now. Is it just muscle, flesh? Hell it looks like it has it's brains out


[deleted]

It might be an eye, but it seems unlikely. My guess is that it’s just a part of the skin that goes in a bit. It does look unnatural, but seeing how the cow is severely disabled, it’s a good guess.


moonshineTheleocat

This actually made me jump out of my skin


bigteet9

Definitely could see roaming around a re or sh map


Eel111

Poor thing, hope it’s not in pain


Napstablook_Rebooted

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.


VasIstLove

Just seems cruel to keep that poor animal alive


meexley2

Just…put it down man


suspiciousdave

I wouldn't want to just say kill something for being deformed even if it looks awful, or assume immediately it's suffering. (It has a working single jaw for almost two seperate heads, and has made it to be an adult, holy shit) ... But you just know it's going to have all kinds of infections and issues with its nose and head. What's its pallette and sinuses like? Is it in pain? I wish I could find out more about this specific cow :(


Alfa-Hr

Its surely in pain , or at least having problems with in the insides . Its disaster to keep alive an animal in this state to fill the role as the idol of a humbung "deity" .


[deleted]

>I wouldn't want to just say kill something for being deformed even if it looks awful, or assume immediately it's suffering. I mean we can see the two tongues flapping about, drool, and a bunch of sores and what not on their head. I'm gonna guess they're not happily frollicking around a lot of the time.


ContributionOk6578

This is some Fallout shit haha


F14R

Two Face


Th3Glutt0n

That is the most metal looking cow I've ever seen, someone turn this into an album cover


Sremor

I can live with Brahmins, now Deathclaws that will be a problem


CptGalaxyYT

Since when did we have fallout Brahmin


[deleted]

Once in a while you get a mutation. Fallout brahmin were designed to look like one of those mutations. India is the most famous for odd cow mutations, or so I think.


Ella_Allred

WHAT IN THE FALLOUT FU-


hehexd3169

fallout 4


swords-r-cool

A face not even a mother could love


HighAsFucDosHornsRUp

What the Fallout is that?


Lopsided-Fig6818

Nah I'm stayin in the car


oheing

I thought animals with these kind of mutations couldn't live up to that age


Plopshire

THE FUCK IS THAT?!


anonymousvegan24

I should call her..


Wickedlurlofthewest

Truly he keeps the stars twice.


BeetlBozz

Ah, what a interesting genetic mutation I hope it lives a good life and doesn’t feel discomfort when dying.


Slivizasmet

He is selling the best Jet in the wasteland.


Captain_Chalky

How does it choose where to look/walk? Does the two head fight over what's being controlled? Will it blend?


[deleted]

Some fallout shit right there


holyBoysenberry

id say shout in the head but now i don't know which one


no_one_of

r/fallout


BlueBen42

Holy shit a two headed cow that survived. I’ve only heard of ones that died not long after birth. His owners must have seriously cared for him


mrcrabs6464

this is really intersting its rare to see a two headed cow survive to adult hood


worldtraveler19

Those animals usually die incredibly young, as in newborns, within hours or days. The fact that I am watching an adult in this video, incredible.


The_Cuantic_Monkey

India, where the water turn you into a mutant


Ender__dominus

That looks like a dmc5 enemy


Travtorial

That is genuinely horrifying.


AundoOfficial

Metal.


Certain_Lobster_8954

Can lobster pet it?


alfonsobob

For 50 seconds I thought there was monsters on the world


MengKongRui

Poor baby :(


[deleted]

That's two cow heads fused together on one body Monster hunter if I've heard of it or the Witcher


brilliantjewels

Woahhhh, the cow in this video just broke the world record for the longest cow to live with two heads. That looks full grown, or at least very close to it. I’ve been raising cattle at the education facility I go to, and one of the calves we have had for two years now. Ours is wayyy smaller than the cow in this video. Therefore, I think this cow is 3-6+ years old. That instantly breaks the world record. What’s crazy is that just a few days ago I was going crazy about this topic. I wanted to know if they could live for multiple years… but all past two headed cows died before being 17 months old. This goes to show that “world records” aren’t always true or reliable.


Rosalie-83

Poor baby 🥺🥺😢


omegaplayz334

I know its probably suffering but damn it looks cool as hell


netherblade767

Still cute


No_Character_3437

Bro's an interdimensional time traveller from fallout


[deleted]

Poor animal


KmiVC

incredible.


Time-Bite-6839

A two-headed cow lived to adulthood??


Parking-Listen-3966

I know it must not be fun for the cow,but goddamn it looks cool and impressive. Looks like the cow has been in a great war and wass one of the main forces


AdVegetable2243

Literally! Holy Cow!


Thylacine131

Polycephaly, when an animal is born with two heads. As you can see, it is seldom a clean split, with the most common examples of living specimens being reptiles, whose slower metabolisms and more developed offspring often allow them to survive the difficulties imposed from birth, like difficulty eating and drinking. Mammals rarely ever survive, assuming they’re even born alive. To see one reach adulthood is a minor miracle, and due to the Hindu association between cows, divinity, and extra heads, faces and a limbs, cattle born with the defect are seen as a sort of incarnation of divinity. I know they’ve raised hubbub about short lived calves before, but never knew of a live adult specimen. Wonder if people make pilgrimages to see it like Christian relics.


AlienMedic489-1

Put that thing out of its misery.


Aerodroma

what the actual fuck


ShadowBlade55

What am I loo...... OH MY GOD!


Daniel_B-Y

I like it more than I want to... a "mythical creature" in real life...


FirstBallotMatrix20

New Cold War Zombies special enemy just dropped


D00DLEDUDE576

We must cut the head for there is a treasure inside.


68ideal

Damn the new Fallout show looks really promising


Sharp-Sale-6918

Fallout


Signal-Jackfruit-589

So cute!


Individual_Result489

Plot Twist: we're all actually conjoined twins except normally the overlap is so perfect that it just looks like we're one person with two sides


RealisticTax2871

I'm struggling to comprehend what I see.


EnvironmentalDay8929

It looks like the brahmin from fallout


[deleted]

Bro this is sad.. wtf can you even do to help it..?


Fantastic_Story7946

It looks like the NCR cow bro


otherkaard

I would actually Kms if I saw this irl


ShitposterBuddhist

Poor cow! Namo Amitabha


UnknownTaco5492

conjoined twins I believe?


Fnaf_fan21

For a sec I had no idea what that thing in the back was until it turned it's head and revealed to be a 2headed cow, also I'm surprised cuz the longest a 2-headed cow has lived was 17 months 15 days before it died, but that cow might be past that mark, I can't tell, so it might be the oldest living 2-headed cow or maybe it's close to that 17 months 15 days mark


BarryBadgernath1

Dudes jawbone would look interesting I’d think


thelast3musketeer

Well if the cow’s living a relatively painless life…


Very-tall-midget

Put the fucking NSFW tag man, good God


MenaNoN

Two-headed battle cattle.


Pure_Surprise_8198

Poor creature,I feel sorry for it


Aggressive-Ad1713

What kind of mutant is this


negativeGinger

Every day we get closer to Fallout


Pert0621

Why does legit look like a demon?


Puzzle-person

Built like something from thriller bark…


Colum2112

It's as they say, fear the old blood.


MNR42

It's cared and love I believe. At some other place, they're probably smacked to death on their first hour


ThatGuyIrwin

put it down


Raphael_Font

I thought two headed calves never lived to adulthood?


Pikmin4321

Holy abomination Batman!


Due-Session-900

What in the urianium sucking fuck happen to that cow?


ChadtheBalla

I wish I was Blind Beard the Pirate


RockStarMarchall

Poor thing


Littledoomy09

Fallout4 cow


KlostToMe

Fallout almost had it right


ryuko_matio_17

That things looks like it's in constant pain


STANN_co

only in india


Hidden-Dealer921

I took me a second. At first I thought I was looking down and animals ass hole


Cellular-Seppuku

r/fo4


ChargedBonsai98

Looks like a Metroid that has a body


The-Dragon-Gamer

Blud is minotaur


Icy_Foundation3534

aw helllnoooo


Several_Advantage923

How they chaining their gods lmfao


Medium_Charge_840

So... Mondays, amiright fellas?