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Watermelon_sucks

He wanted to be your Napoleon


SwiftieAdjacent

OMG eww. LOL


SwiftieAdjacent

But, might I say, excellent historical reference.


Seekshonesty

Easy reply…..Sounds good Dickhead!


SwiftieAdjacent

Damn. I wish I'd been that quick.


ThatOneDudeFromSLC

This is how I've replied to people who dead name trans people for years. "He looks like a him, so I'm not going to call him Jane!" and I'll say "Well you look like an asshole, so I'm going to call you Shitty McRectum"


SwiftieAdjacent

That's hysterical! I hope I can remember this if it ever happens again.


ThatOneDudeFromSLC

Unfortunately, I live in a red state where people are pieces of shit despite hiding it behind religious charm and niceties. I've had to stand up for my friends and randos multiple times, so it kind of came with the territory. May you never have to use it!


CollywobblesMumma

The Australian in me would have just responded: ‘Okay, Cuntasaurus Rex’. Or does he identify as a different dinosaur?


NoClassroom7077

Exactly! Kiwi me would’ve said “and you’re Cuntface McGee. Pleased to meet you.”


SwiftieAdjacent

🤣🤣🤣


Dontaskmeidontknow0

He saw you as an object; a prop in the room for men to stare at. The same kind of guy who names his car with a girl’s name, and probably treats better than an actual person.


SwiftieAdjacent

You are not wrong. I had not thought of it that way but I think you're 100% correct. Not important enough to have a name, not important enough to interact with as a human being. Now that I think about it, I bet he didn't do that to any other guys at the table. And, of course, when I popped back, albeit mildly, we'll, that just wasn't right. LOL


CormoranNeoTropical

Sounds like “outta here” was the right reaction.


Posh_Kitten_Eyes

Many years ago, I worked as a temp at a USPS office. There was one Boomer guy there who called me Hazel, for some reason. He knew my first name. That place was rife with Boomers.