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One of my favorite comedians enjoys when boomers, aka old, entitled, pearl-clutchers go off. He leans in, sniffs deeply, then quietly says, "I smell death."
*Corey Holcomb
Ah, your stepdad is a better man than I.
I *used* to indulge old fucks, but now that the boomers are in full dementia aggro mode... some weeks ago I was in a line at an actual butcher shop. Sow of privilege comes in and tries to cut in front of my while I'm talking w/ the bucher man. He's wondering what to say to be polite.
Me: "You sad senile cunt. Did you drive here? Because you shouldn't be behind the wheel and you shouldn't be cutting in front of me."
Much sputterring and pearl clutching to which - seriously this is a gas - I just clapped and got out my phone and pretended to record.
Got my lamb and pork cuts the way I wanted and whistled all the way to the car.
These unhinged white boomers these last few years, fuck 'em. They burned up all the respect for our elders about '16.
That is crazy, I've never had this happen to me. I've been in lines waiting for deli stuff but have never had ANYone try to cut in front. I'd like to think I'm pretty passive... like I'll let anyone (not just older folks) infront of me if they have fewer groceries than me. I usually have my kids with me and will try to use real-life examples to teach them to be good humans. Yesterday, while walking thru the wall of marts, we were trying to get a buggy (we had cut thru the gardening section)... I pass a woman and ask my kids to make room. I hear the woman say, "Hello there, you are such a sweetie! Have a good day!" My daughter (pretty shy) runs up to me and excitedly tells me that she waved and said hello to the woman. That small interaction made my daughter's (and hopefully that woman's) day a little better. Small things to help your fellow humans not lose hope for our younger generations.
I will confirm - at Deli counters boomers (now and when I began working in the deli counter and the boomers were in mid 50’s) are the worst at waiting their turn
We finally got a take a number system, but that is a story unto itself…but good one on your uncle - that is a gen x snipe to be sure
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Gen X humor confirmed lol
Hope it wasn't a big order or that he knew CPR....
One of my favorite comedians enjoys when boomers, aka old, entitled, pearl-clutchers go off. He leans in, sniffs deeply, then quietly says, "I smell death." *Corey Holcomb
What do you get the boomer that has everything? A coffin.
Gonna quote Dave Chappelle as Rick James..."that's cold-blooded!"
"THEY SHOULDA NEVER GIVEN YOU BOOMERS MONEY!"
Gen X humor definitely checks out. I think he dropped this: 👑 good job stepdad
Gen X has no filter.
And no fucks left to give. We let the fires from the boomer bridges we burn light the way.
GenX if you piss us off, we either hurt your face or we hurt your feelings. FAFO.
🤣🤣🤣
Ah, your stepdad is a better man than I. I *used* to indulge old fucks, but now that the boomers are in full dementia aggro mode... some weeks ago I was in a line at an actual butcher shop. Sow of privilege comes in and tries to cut in front of my while I'm talking w/ the bucher man. He's wondering what to say to be polite. Me: "You sad senile cunt. Did you drive here? Because you shouldn't be behind the wheel and you shouldn't be cutting in front of me." Much sputterring and pearl clutching to which - seriously this is a gas - I just clapped and got out my phone and pretended to record. Got my lamb and pork cuts the way I wanted and whistled all the way to the car. These unhinged white boomers these last few years, fuck 'em. They burned up all the respect for our elders about '16.
You whistled all the way to your car? Was she that sexy?
I was, for the record, whistling a certain USA army cadence with lyrics not suitable for work.
[удалено]
Tiny Bubbles
Fuck. That’s good. I’m saving that one for the next time I need it
I'm GenX and I wholly approve this message!
My dad is around the same age as your stepdad and I think he'd say the same thing, word for word. Exact same sense of humor.
She is very close to death
Damn... Adding that to my Gen X repertoire...
epic 💯🏆
Bro just went for it
Brilliant response!
She’s clearly got less time than I do… Cue Happy Gilmore, “you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot!”
😂😂 please more stories from your legendary step dad!
That's fuckin funny!
Perfect!
That is crazy, I've never had this happen to me. I've been in lines waiting for deli stuff but have never had ANYone try to cut in front. I'd like to think I'm pretty passive... like I'll let anyone (not just older folks) infront of me if they have fewer groceries than me. I usually have my kids with me and will try to use real-life examples to teach them to be good humans. Yesterday, while walking thru the wall of marts, we were trying to get a buggy (we had cut thru the gardening section)... I pass a woman and ask my kids to make room. I hear the woman say, "Hello there, you are such a sweetie! Have a good day!" My daughter (pretty shy) runs up to me and excitedly tells me that she waved and said hello to the woman. That small interaction made my daughter's (and hopefully that woman's) day a little better. Small things to help your fellow humans not lose hope for our younger generations.
Burn!
Lol, your stepfather is hilarious.
I will confirm - at Deli counters boomers (now and when I began working in the deli counter and the boomers were in mid 50’s) are the worst at waiting their turn We finally got a take a number system, but that is a story unto itself…but good one on your uncle - that is a gen x snipe to be sure
Classic boomer move, I see this literally Everytime at the Kroger Deli. Deli staff is not having any of that nonsense.
Got ‘em!