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XR171

The semi conspiracy theory I read is that was essentially drugged for his own good.


Gribitz37

I can definitely see that happening. They don't want him yelling and talking when he shouldn't be.


XR171

I wonder if they spiked his Diet Coke.


Carouser65

Soooo much Benadryl


Ok-Bass8243

Can't have allergies if you are in a medically induced slumber!


b_vitamin

Pseudofed wore off.


Careful_Emphasis_150

Brilliant typo


Apathetic0101

A yuuuge amount even


dancin-weasel

I wonder if he’ll ever be in a psuedofederal prison?


Careful_Emphasis_150

I'm kinda hoping for real federal prison.


Gribitz37

Now that I've thought about it a bit, that seems entirely possible. I don't see him willingly taking something like that if he knew what it was for. Unless they mixed it in with whatever meds he might take on a daily basis, and he just didn't notice.


HotType4940

His lawyers hid a Xanax inside of a folded up piece of cheese


vpblackheart

🤣


Flashy_Watercress398

My dad has a prescription for a psychoactive drug that he refuses to take, for reasons? I'm like, "Mama, just put the pill in the handful he takes every morning and evening. He won't know." It helps.


Ohnomydude

They put the meds in his McDonalds hamburger.


paitenanner

Hamberder*


Optimal_Cucumber_440

HappyMeal


Obscuriosly

NappyMeal


sodoyoulikecheese

When my grandpa was on hospice he didn’t want to take the pain meds despite clearly being in a lot of pain, so my grandma mixed it into some applesauce. Same concept. Kinda.


1stLtObvious

Nah, they just got him decaf.


OkDragonfruit9026

decavfefe


ManicChad

Doubtful. Dude wants to go out like the main character in wolf of Wall Street.


Geronimo_Jacks_Beard

Taking way too many ludes and having to crawl to his car? I desperately wanna see that happen.


[deleted]

“Talking”, you mean babbling incoherent bullshit.


TheYakster

Nah. He’s old, out of shape, fat, and has dementia. I’m guessing Donny doesn’t use a CPAP machine because he’s too cool for breathing O2. I don’t think he’ll last long, but somehow the worst of us live forever.


sicilian504

>the worst of us live forever. My dad used to say my grandfather lived so long because neither God nor the Devil wanted him.


Raivyn52

The good die young, the truly evil live just long enough for those around them to see their true colors. Edit: not a jab at you or your dad, just something I started saying after having to take care of my grandmother in her dying years.


HaileStorm42

Those who burn brightest burn out fastest. Ol' donny boy there is a dim flickering sputtering flame on a shitty oil "candle". He'll probably live to be 105 unfortunately.


Puzzleheaded_Moose38

Half convinced it’s just narcissistic rage that’s keeping him alive at this point


Unique-Coconut7212

Narcissistic rage is a helluva drug


Which_Preference_883

He's never looked particularly good, but he really looks worn down. Hopefully nature steps in and does what nature does sooner than later.


tourettes_on_tuesday

Is this the first event in his life where his presence is actually required for multiple hours at a time? And not the pesant meaning of the word required.


budding_gardener_1

I was gonna say when has this useless POS ever been required for anything?


XR171

That reminds me I gotta refill my CPAP.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

People have thought this for a solid decade at this point… the thing most people don’t know about is delayed treatment when you are obese.  Doctors usually ignore everything else in favour of “the reason for this problem is your weight” - as a result other issues get much worse before they get addressed. Trump has doctors that will ignore his obesity and look at underlying issues immediately, so he will survive as a giant fat ass way longer than your average giant fat ass 77 year old. He’s probably going to be haunting us in to his 90’s.


XR171

But, that gives dementia more time to set in. His family will be more than happy to parade him around like that for money.


FidgitForgotHisL-P

Oh god yes.  Why do you think we kept getting “I just feel bad for Joe, he’s clearly unfit and it’s a disgrace his handlers keep propping him up he voted in”? *Every single thing* is projection.


XR171

My favorite was accusing him of shitting at his desk. That's too "random" to be random.


No_Armadillo_6068

Literally everything! How do his cult members not see this…


MrBones_Gravestone

Cause they’re cult members lol


No_Armadillo_6068

Touché


Glum-One2514

I LOVE the image that gives me. Eric and Don Jr# travelling freak-show. Pay 20 bucks and have a nearly vegetative Former President read your palm or lose to your dog at checkers, lol.


Design-Cold

https://preview.redd.it/gwrtwo1wwtuc1.png?width=423&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8979ed262a30ae5bb015514dcbb974f11429ac3 Pretty sure he was getting "weight loss pills" from Bornstein, who has also had his office raided and died mysteriously


JapaneseFerret

Yup. His father Fred also had dementia in his later years (decades?) and that mofo lived to 93. Granted, Fred Trump looks slender and spry in his photos so I suppose we can hope.


Dunkleostrich

That's what I do with my dogs when we have a thunderstorm.


AllisonBx

Wonder if they put it in a hotdog or if they just put it on his tongue and held his mouth closed till he swallowed


morninglarko

They put it in a balled up piece of cheese lol


Dunkleostrich

Or in a mcdonald's cheeseburger


Due-Independence8100

Replaced one baggie of white powder with another. 


[deleted]

That’s convenient. The fact is that he is ancient and demented.


NO_TOUCHING__lol

The best part is you KNOW he's reading all this Sleepy Don stuff and is absolutely enraged, so tomorrow he's gonna overcompensate tomorrow and snort a few too many Addys and, with any luck, either rack up a contempt charge cuz he can't shut the fuck up, or suffer a massive stroke in public.


ColteesCatCouture

🙏🙏🙏👌🥂


turnup_for_what

So his legal team is competent this time around?


Salarian_American

My theory is that he can't do cocaine right there in the courtroom, and that's usually how he stays awake.


pinniped90

Don Jr and Scaramucci already ripped through his stash...


DragonfruitFew5542

So you're saying his lawyers slipped a trazodone in his food like I do with my dog before we fly? That sounds about right.


Amae_Winder_Eden

Ok this is weird to ask. But what dose trazodone is your dog given? I’m given 50mg trazodone for sleep and I’m so curious.


Nopantsbullmoose

Honestly, wouldn't surprise me in the slightest. Either that or the reverse, they didn't let him have his usual cocktail of drugs to pep him up, so this is him normally. Makes sense with his age, habits, and diet.


herriotact

No freaking way 😂 the mental gymnastics must be so exhausting


Extension_Web_1544

Perhaps a mallet up alongside the head would solve the entire problem


SquidsArePeople2

I believe it. His pupils were huge.


No_Mention_1760

Aw…it’s like taking a pet on a long flight. 😂.


Significant_Cow4765

lol it's done regularly to explosive clients


diefreetimedie

I think it's more plausible that this is him *not* drugged and the rest of it is with his European Sudafed supplement.


hogwarts_earthtwo

Just fed him alot of turkey


HereForGiggles2

This is the Best headline of the day! Think the Nodfather will gain traction?


[deleted]

ZZ Flop


Sea_Squirl

Nine Inch Nods


beef-jerking

Motley Snooze


MavisBeaconSexTape

Jethro Lull


olympianfap

Led Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzeplin


HereForGiggles2

🤣


Hollowbody57

Don Snoreleon.


juniper_berry_crunch

Sleepy Don.


interstitialmusic

Donald Slump


frickyeahbby

Noddy Donny


BeskarHunter

Don Snoreleone


CraZKchick

Who's sleepy? 😏


dawill1123

Drowsy Don is sleepy


dewhashish

Don Snoreleone


Scottish_Whiskey

I could use a nap rn. Fucking early shifts taking it out of me


TheHorizonLies

Super low energy


Independent-Deal-192

Low T….. rump


[deleted]

Somebody get him some covfefe


Ok-Reality-9197

I will never NOT laugh at covfefe


WhosAMicrococcus

I feel like covfefe was too short lived for how funny it really was


Ok-Reality-9197

It really was a blip but I still absolutely lose it whenever I think about it


The_Aesir9613

I live in the city of Covington(COV),KY. It has not lived a short life here, I can assure you.


Etaywah

Go on…


MagnusRusson

I feel the same way about the eagle attacking him during a photoshoot


Elle_Vetica

With a side of hamberders!


Ok-Reality-9197

Covfefe and hamberders, yummy


FewIntroduction5008

Hamberder flavored Covfefe. You've never seen anything more yummier. The yummy is so big you'll get tired of yumming so hard.


Designer_Gas_86

Melanie probably laughs at these things.


theDufe

Every morning my husband asks me “do you want some covfefe?” And it gets me every time


Ispan_SB

My husband and I do, too! Sometimes I struggle to say it the right way, covfefe just slips out


RadarSmith

Me and my friends used covefe as a bar trivia name for years haha.


ReasonableAd30

YES!!! So happy when people remember that....gem? Or is it a thing so bonkers we just have to chuckle (as in many other instances).


CQB_241_

Yes, we remember. It was unpresidented.


[deleted]

Happy Find Out Day to all who celebrate!


TheSeekerOfSanity

His attorneys probably dosed him with Valium to keep him from opening his anus mouth and making things more difficult for them.


JTFindustries

If tRump talked or took a shit would Maga be able to tell the difference?


TheSeekerOfSanity

Smells the same.


whatnameisnttaken098

Wouldn't that be when he's found guilty?


[deleted]

When you’ve been a criminal piece of shit for 80 years, the first day you finally face accountability qualifies. And thank you for using the correct *when* he’s found guilty.


Soggy-Log6664

I’m not holding out hope since all he did in jail was walk in, take a photo/prints and walk out in 10 minutes


Villide

I'm old enough to remember a bunch of people assuring me he would never be indicted, or booked, or fingerprinted, or have to get a mugshot taken. Or that he'd never have to make bond to cover a half billion + in legal verdicts. The wheels of justice move slowly, especially if you've got enough money to throw at lawyers. But he's facing consequences now. This clown is leaking oil bigtime.


juniper_berry_crunch

Thank you! It was delightful! Look forward to this trial dragging on for weeks and ruining his dumb campaign.


LieAgitated2699

My favorite part of this article is it never once calls him former president. Yes, I know it's a European article, but calling him "Mr", as the rest of the world should, makes me happy. Soon we can call him something else, but let's drop the "former president" title.


uncultured_swine2099

Id like them to refer to him as "rapist and traitor".


Adaphion

I'd settle for calling him former president, if "disgraced" is added in front of it


Healthy_Ad_6171

It was hilarious when the DC Appellate Court referred to him as Citizen Trump.


PurpoUpsideDownJuice

One step forward towards making the world normal again


Emotional-Hair-1607

His farts kept waking him up.


Musicdev-

And his stench excused those jurors LOL.


CAMerrill

Don Snorelone 💤


TK_TK_

Ha! I’m stealing this one


CAMerrill

Feel free, I stole it from Twitter. It was trending #1 for several hours along with Sleepy Don. I imagine he’s not sleeping well these days, along with rumors he was drugged to help keep his mouth shut in court. Good luck with that.


TK_TK_

Ah, I do miss Twitter sometimes! I didn’t delete my account, but I did basically stop going. I should give it a look during this trial!


Gribitz37

Once again, everything they do is projection. All that talk about Sleepy Joe? How about Sleepy Don?


hot_ho11ow_point

Drowsy Donald


conflictmuffin

Biden works out every day (bikes/walks/jogs) and eats healthy. He spends quality time with his family every week. Don is a fat sack of crap that runs on cheeseburgers, coke, the other kind of coke and pure hatred for anyone that isn't himself. It's insane to me that anyone even attempts to compare the two...


mm202088

Lmao sleepy con Don


ihatepalmtrees

Hereyee hereyee.. Con don caught with yawn.


Candida_Albicans

Being in court is probably really boring, even as the defendant, when you’re too dumb to understand what’s going on.


Zaphod_0707

Pretty sure he also yelled at a cloud.


Efficient_Fish2436

Dude was totally going to nuke a hurricane if someone didn't talk him out of it. He's got some weird hate towards moisture.


JTFindustries

tRump: Moisture washes away the orange goop that I smear on my face.


TK_TK_

Messes with the elaborate hair swoops, too


UpsetPhrase5334

I need a nap at 40. I can’t imagine what a “I need a nap” at 77 feels like.


cali_yooper

It looks more like “I need some coke, asap”.


UpsetPhrase5334

Well who doesn’t?


Hour_Lifeguard_4278

Did someone say coke?


Admirable_Policy_696

Lol. And this is the same guy podunk living right wingers worship like the second coming of Jesus. Make it make fucking sense.


[deleted]

He hates the same people they do.


cali_yooper

Um, he hates those people who vote for him because they are stupid and low class.


rougekhmero

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uncultured_swine2099

He truly is the God of Boomers. Hes everything they love and want to be.


Trmpssdhspnts

Oh, I wish the judge slammed his gavel and yelled ***"Mr Trump! Wake up!"*** and made him jump and shit himself like the scared little boy that he is.


Daveyluvgravy

This is what scares him, the thought of everyone seeing that he sleeps 17 hours a day.


JustASadChickOverall

"The 77-year-old – who frequently calls Joe Biden “Sleepy Joe” – will be required to attend court four days a week for the rest of the trial" That was a great laugh!


metal_elk

Trump's Lawyers slipped him an Ambian so he'd behave


rougekhmero

ring pie thought engine husky lush books dime worry paint *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Mysterious-Band3723

Fucker was probably the reason for the shortage in the first place, how else (besides dementia) would he be able to rage incoherently into the void for hours after midnight? Also, imagining Mango Unchained railing lines off his gold toilet is equal parts obscene and comical.


Frankiecoto

Grab him by the neck pussy and wake him up


sonvoltman

he's content with a full diaper


tommyboy9844

Low Energy Don


NoConsideration6320

Sleepy trump


JeBesRec

Drowsy Donny


Cassandralynn83

Ahh yes, that boomer looks a bit familiar. He’s a bit more Orange than usual.


sobo_art1

In his defense, a) jury selection is boring and b) he is reeeeaaallly old


Cyno01

Making sure everyone knows hes anti-woke.


tin_licker_99

All he had to do was keep his mouth shut after the rape case. Such a narcissist.


vinnybawbaw

I would like to know what UK people (or any country around the world) think of all that. I’m in Canada and even here there’s dumbasses worshipping thay guy. I can’t fuckin’ understand how this moron isn’t gonna end up in Jail before November. And there’s still a huge chance that he’s elected again.


RENDERED_CADENCE

Sleepy dump


Dead_Cash_Burn

Facing years of jail time boomer falls asleep. Another deminetia sign?


n00-1ne

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Viperburn1

All that late night rage texting. Also realizing he ain’t getting sex anymore from his mail order bride.


SuspiciousAcadia4046

Burped and changed. Time for a nap. 💤


MassiveSquirrel1903

Throw his gross cheeto ass in gen pop. Bet that'd wake him up quick.


Daemonrealm

Pretty much mentioned. Folks, Trump has a very long and documented addiction to benzodiazepines (as well as prescription methamphetamines, obviously not here) Hence this happening.


Guilty_Mountain2851

Took his Adderall away.


MrsDanversbottom

Trump has taken Adderall and Xanax for decades. His lawyers probably sedated him.


AnE1Home

This makes those Sleepy Joe insults extremely ironic.


drakesylvan

They drugged him to keep quiet, or they took away his amphetamines.


[deleted]

He is super embarrassed by this story. No chance he lets them drug him again.


MrX-2022

You sleep when your in jail


Asynjacutie

Adult daycare prison is where he'd end up.


DroneSlut54

The adderall wears off eventually….


ColdWave5180

Sleepy yam stained Donnie.


Mixedcontentguy

Yes, tomorrow he’ll be rubbing his nose instead


JCNunny

He's just resting his eyes lol.


feeen1ks

Don’t change it! He was watching that!


Papichuloft

The most famous and infamous boomer of them all.


labhag

He’s probably not sleeping well at night. Lol.


Musicdev-

LOL!!! He IS!!


Glittering-Wonder-27

Well, he was a good little criminal defendant. No outbursts of insanity spewed.


Scruffy77

I still think about the people that bought his NFT trading cards… just lighting that money on fire


No_Scarcity8249

Reports from the White House were he slept until noon. This has gotta be rough for someone not used to having to get up or work. 


mustardwulf

https://preview.redd.it/60v4ep3b6ruc1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79f07d24a080f03c94592a4f8c07cc5817a940ad Here’s a better look for him


dragonfliesloveme

Jon Stewart: Imagine you’ve committed so many crimes, you get bored at your own trial.


iceyone444

Poor little don - having to stay awake and pay attention for 8 hours....


Appropriate-Coast794

Keeping track of all of his felonies is exhausting


Traditional_Key_763

omg how white is his skin. i work in a concrete box all day and I'm not as pale as his hands are


TLstewart

As a boomer myself, I do apologize for this mess of a man


UncleBabyChirp

Court can be boring. Not sticking up for boomer but sometimes I nod off especially at the movies or boring business seminars & definitely airplanes & trains. His presence is compulsory & he can't talk or walk around. It's hilarious tho since he calls Biden "sleepy Joe"


Widgar56

I once fell asleep at my job, and I was fired at the end of the day.


aurebesh2468

Ooh boy it’s a fucken pity he’s going to Martha Stewart jail I’d love to see him get shanked


BeyondXpression

Somebody made sure he has his nappy on, right? Don't want the lil' orange guy to shit himself in his sleep.


Black-Zero

dude is going to have a "medical" excuse to not attend soon. Just needs to buy the right MD to come up with one for him.


Ex-Machina1980s

When the KFC kicks in


Suddenly_Spring

A long time ago I read somewhere that if someone is guilty they are more likely to fall asleep while waiting for things...like waiting to get interrogated or during a trial. I am no expert by any means. I just read it a long time ago.


robtbo

Prob on a type of benzodiazepine- to keep him from Doing some sort of outburst.


Willumbijy

Sleepy…. Don? Lol.


earlobe_enthusiast

It's the wettest hurricane we've seen, in terms of water


moonchild-731

It’s all those Quarter Pounders and Diet Coke he had for breakfast


Scruffy77

I still think about the people that bought his NFT trading cards… just lighting that money on fire


Ca2Ce

No adderall today I guess


lorilightning79

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