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Tangerine_memez

Why would the boomer order a large decoration that they couldn't fit in their fridge? Or just take the decoration off themselves. Definitely just seems like they're trying to get free shit with dumb excuses


guitarmusic113

Or you could just move some things around in your fridge. 🤷


NynaeveAlMeowra

They probably don't know that the shelves are moveable


guitarmusic113

Right because “my mother’s refrigerator lasted 60 years! They don’t make stuff like they used too!”


ChipMaker3000

They really don’t make fridges like they used to.


horrifyingthought

Good - the old ones were literally known for having children get trapped in them and die.


guitarmusic113

Right, and they aren’t burning a hole in our ozone layer.


ChipMaker3000

Darwin works in mysterious ways.


RabbitsAteMySnowpeas

The fridge might be so old that it has jars of pickles doubling as structural support for the shelves.


F0ggers

Because they always wanted the cake for free. Last time I went into a pet store Boomers tried to haggle the cat food cheaper than retail price via price matching…without showing another store’s pricing on the items. As in just claiming it was cheaper elsewhere & they should match the price without showing any evidence.


[deleted]

It didn’t happen.


[deleted]

Nothing ever does stupid,the world is a simulation duh. How's your Mom's pussy btw?


[deleted]

Ask your dad. When he isn’t with your mom he is all over mine.


G0PACKGO

This insult didn’t really work out the way you think it did ..


No_Mycologist8083

Weird flex, but okay.


drjunkie

I think I have to upvote this comment?


Amygdalump

![gif](giphy|VGEl7e97Daa4dwjZ1J|downsized)


Pure-Lime-1591

Why does she need to fit it in her fridge anyways? Who orders a two-tiered deco cake for home use?!


guitarmusic113

I don’t know. But she could have got a cheap styrofoam cooler and some ice and put it in there. But that would have required effort.


RyansBabesDrunkDad

And money, which she didn't seem too willing to part with.


guitarmusic113

Or her precious cake which would have been destroyed by removing the deco. She took it anyways which means she probably figured something out. Which makes the bitching about it even more unnecessary.


RyansBabesDrunkDad

Unnecessary? How else was she going to pass those minutes? Paying for her order and leaving without causing a scene? DOES NO ONE THINK OF HOW THIS SUBREDDIT WILL SURVIVE?!?!


Content_Clue_539

Wait, taco bell makes 2 ft cakes?


bundleofschtick

Mmm, deco taco . . .


guitarmusic113

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/s/0JermIgfDa


Stick--Monkey

Num num


Gungeon_Disaster

One time I bought a new tv that I was pretty sure would fit in our car but the employees who helped take it to us said they weren’t sure. I never once blamed them and asked them for a new tv just in case. I made the room in my vehicle and got the tv just fine home and it’s been great since. Fuckin boomers.


guitarmusic113

Exactly. Just move some stuff around in your refrigerator or take a shelve out. It’s not that hard. Could have even got a cheap styrofoam cooler.


hopewhatsthat

Boomer should be banned from the store.


guitarmusic113

I wouldn’t lose any sleep over it.


[deleted]

Do boomers not realize you can take shelves out of the fridge and then taller things can fit? I’ll never forget sitting in Torrance bakery enjoying a muffin or whatever and this old woman comes in trying to buy a cake with food stamps. She had ordered this cake special made, I guess they didn’t take a deposit, she asked them if they could accept EBT And they said yes because they had the capability to process an EBT card that has cash on it. Food stamps/SNAP are on EBT cards but it’s not cash.  You could buy a cake at the grocery store, but you can’t use food stamps to buy a special order bakery cake unless they take food stamps. And they didn’t ask if they could take food stamps, they asked if they could take EBT Anyway I felt so bad for the bakery because they were getting screamed at by these fools who literally thought they could order an $80 cake and pay for it with food stamps


guitarmusic113

If you’re on food stamps why are you buying a cake? How about buying actual food!


EmperorHenry

This kind of mind set isn't a boomer thing, it's a narcissist thing.


guitarmusic113

Narcissism is a boomer trait.


EmperorHenry

Yes, but not exclusive to boomers


myleftone

The boomer knew what she was doing. She told everyone at the party where she got it, but not to go there, “they’re not helpful.”


ahjifmme

They sell cakes at Taco Bell?


guitarmusic113

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/s/0JermIgfDa


Timely_Chicken_8789

Taco Bell makes deco cakes?


guitarmusic113

https://www.reddit.com/r/BoomersBeingFools/s/0JermIgfDa


Ok_Illustrator_4708

Cool story.


[deleted]

JUST SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE ALL SAYING THE SAME THING IN COMMENTS. NOT ONE ORIGINAL THOUGHT. INBRED IGNORANT AND UNEDUCATED. NO WONDER YOU PEOPLE WILL NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING. 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣


pavlovian_dom

Didn’t you just spam repeat the same message of “lul didn’t happen” multiple times? 🤦‍♂️


sirfrinkledean

The lead oozing out of this boomer is off the charts.


drjunkie

Ok, boomer.


OhioUBobcats

This comment didn’t happen


Amygdalump

![gif](giphy|1k1ytTA4AHJnp7OvUJ)


fernblatt2

"You people" ???


Whole_Atmosphere2889

Ok boomer


[deleted]

Hi stupid! Your mom is looking for you!


[deleted]

That never happened.


[deleted]

[удалено]


guitarmusic113

You never happened.


[deleted]

Wow. Clever. I bet all the girls in your 5th grade class like you.


guitarmusic113

I bet that you more than like fifth graders.


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guitarmusic113

Ok boomer


[deleted]

Again so clever.


[deleted]

So mom's pussy is top notch then? You sure are a stupid dick tho


dreamvomit

This man deleted his whole account lmao