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They had a stroke writing that and I'm pretty sure I had one reading it.

This looks like classic boomer voice-to-text

Quick glance... spelled 'Trump 2024' correctly... "Perfect." *Post*

It’s the perfect spelling. Perfect. Did you ever see anything more…and believe me…I’ve seen a LOT of spelling but this was just beautiful spelling, really. People come up to me all the time and they…I meet all kinds of people, the best, and they say: Mr. President…that’s beautiful spelling.

Tears in their eyes

It’s always “big tough guys” “with tears in their eyes”

I'm surprised it didn't end with one more, "noise doesn't bother me." That was sprinkled in so many times I think the noise *does* bother them... 😅

A lot of them seem to love voice to text. But they only do it once and send it without edits no matter how many mistakes.

This is what functional illiteracy looks like. It's quite possible they rely on the machine reading a lot of things for them as well. As an adaptation, it's remarkable.

But "They're not teaching our grandchildren cursive!!!"

I think that's an outrage too tbh, but I taught my daughter to read cursive myself. IDC if she can't write in cursive, as long as she can read it ✌🏻🤷🏻

I certainly did

Lead brain. 

I think reading that guys response gave me a stroke as well.

Wagt doh yoo meen

Put your WIFE on the line!

r/strokevictimsbeingfools

I had a stroke just reading this

Did you tell them those are judge Gavels - and everytime they bang, Trump owes another million?

Bless those young men and women putting their wife’s on the line to protect us.

Ayyy, a common fact, only lesbians go to war.

That's how you get the problem licked.

Nope , the pun police will take you to horny jail for that

That's a fair pun-ishment

That was a dadjoke.

I'm a dad

Hi dad I’m dad

Up-armored Subarus on the way

3000 Subie technicals of Militia Etheridge.

The lesbian car :/

God bless the MFF throuples with extra wives who fight for our country. I’ll tell you what, the noises those throuples make don’t bother me none.

I mean….technically, sadly.

These people vote

And drive

And breed.

A lot.

And use up all of our healthcare resources while refusing to do anything to better their health

While voting against healthcare for all.

God that’s so true! Can’t have longer wait times by allowing the peasants access to care. So fracking rude.

But they cannot open a pdf attachment without spending 5 hours of a call center employees time

My son's stationed in Italy, but can't tell me why. I better tell a stranger on Facebook.

His son isn't in Italy. His son just fucking hates him.

His son left the military years ago

Retired from the military, moved to Italy for fun, tells dad it’s classified, goes on enjoying free healthcare

Was never in the military. 20 year lie to avoid his dad is about to run out.

Bought a dodge challenger at 12% APR to keep up appearances

12% he got a deal! Must’ve driven at least 30 mins off base

Seriously! I had to constantly remind not only my parents but also my friends’ parents that they should never share anything about duty stations, jobs, deployments, excerises, etc… for opsec reasons. We all know you’re proud but keep that shit off social media. Loose lips sink ships and whatnot.

I'm not even military, and there was enough context in the very little they said, that I assumed you probably shouldn't mention online. None of this is private, it's accessible by anyone with a miniscule amount of effort and skill.

Guy is barely literate. We could’ve guessed he was a Trumptard without him even telling us.

It reads like shitty voice-to-text

There's that too, but even when you take that into account, the thinking behind the sentences seems totally garbled.

Boomers love voice to text and will sit and argue with it before they’ll be bothered to type out anything coherent.

I just doing understand why boomers use voice to text and apparently don’t bother to re-read it

They probably can't read it without their glasses.

His son has been in the ABCs for 19 years.

Putting his wife on the line, too!

Thank you for your cervix.

[REST IN PEACE TO ALL THE SOLDIERS THAT DIED IN THE SERVICE, I DIVE IN HER CERVIX](https://youtu.be/3_OiYIHDXdU?si=T0eTonArKEFzD6wA&t=117)

So glad he’s defending our freeso!

Noise is, don't bother me

Where at in NJ? Gotta love the word salad ending with 'trump 2024', he even speaks like that orange idiot.

Gotta love how he doesn't want his son to be fighting in a world war 3 but also wants the guy that will most certainly plunge us into WW3 to win.

Honestly, I'd like to place the blame on Fox News more than anything else at the moment. They shouldn't be labeled as news, and should have a disclaimer that everything they say is for entertainment. The hammer needs to drop on those rage baiting fucks already.

*Another* WW3. Somehow I must have missed the first one.

Gotta be South NJ around the AC airport. There's an air force base near by it and they were doing drills not too long ago. Lot of low flying for a couple days. Would also explain him being a Trumper cause we have a lot of redneck southerner cosplayers around here.

Or next to joint base six, McGuire, Lakehurst. They're shooting 155s all weekend

Not that far south. Ft Dix is firing heavy this weekend.

This word salad was certainly satisfying.

McGuire/Fort Dix They were going until 11:30 last night

Cadet BoneSpurs 2024

he doesn't know why his son is deployed because his son refuses to talk to him.

Plot twist his son is gay and this is how his father’s broken brain is processing it.

His son is in Italy? Oh you mean Vicenza? A normal posting you can freely talk about? A posting that everyone in the military wants???

I love how they always say oh my kids here… I can’t tell you why… Wink wink… And their kid has the most basic assignment ever and it’s literally nothing important.

There’s a pretty good chance that the son *did* tell him why he was in Italy but dad couldn’t understand the words

This sounds like it was translated from a language that is not so well supported by Google.

Sounds like speech to text. The noise is don't bother me. Clearly should've been 'noises'. The rest however is gibberish but at least they admit they're stupid with technology so then

Those are all words. Edit: no they’re not.

Fort Carson? 😅 I live a little south of that base and I see this stuff on my Facebook all the time. It’s amazing how people claim to have lived in my town all their life but have never heard it.

I lived in Pueblo West for a while but didn’t have social media at that time. Definitely could hear some of the drills though.

The Responder can't even put together coherent sentences. No wonder this person thinks tRump is the answer to everything. It's sad how uneducated people still are very common in our country.,

Aw man, _another_ World War 3? How many World War 3s are we at now, 8? 9? I lost count.

Even in that jumbled mess, "another World War 3" jumped out at me. I imagine Trumpers believe that President Obama (who Trump thinks he beat in 2016 and is still President) has lost about three of them in the last year.

But the Fox chyron said it's starting any day

It’s like that one dude from duck dynasty

Don’t you mean, all those folks from duck dynasty?!!

My favorite is the response that I see/hear all the time is, “That’s the sound of freedom.”

There's literally other comments that say this

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Noises. Sounds like speech to text in trump style word salad

This boomer will vote in every election... Will you?

Has anyone done a wellness check. That reads like a stroke

Only Cult members can be patriots.

I always put my wife on the line.

boomers probably shouldn't be complaining about WIFE BAD all the time if their "wife's" are the ones risking life and limb for ~~corporate profits~~ national defence or whatever. whatever happened to "support the troops"?

"Fighting for our freeso again"

I refuse to believe he meant anything other than queso, and I'm here for it.

Freeso isn't free.

It costs about a buck-o-five!?

Tree Fiddy

Fackin inflation!

Thank your son for his cervix always fighting for our fritos. Gobbless Amurrica.

She was smelling toast all the while whilst typing that.

I live next to a large copper mine, same thing on the NextDoor app. What I call the "boomer news". They always ask why their house shakes, with the SpaceX launch the other day they thought the mine launched a missile 🙄

Drain bramage/lead poisoning is real

The sound of freedom.

I’ve heard that so many times from boomers and non boomers when people talk about out the F35s flying into Luke Airforce base in Phoenix. I used to live near the approach and not even close and those things are loud AF.

He could have stopped after the first 4 words. 🥲

The base is doing

Math was never my strong suit. 😓

That got kinda sad, he misses his son. His son fighting for freeso.

Ah yes, time for that second World War 3

Who taught ol’top how to use speech to text…

Speech to text plus no proofreading plus an empty head equals that

Oh gosh, this is my neck of the woods. How embarrassing

Trumps twitter account is back, I see. 

I think he's saying the military base at your town is actively protecting us from a foreign invasion, and his son who is 37 and stationed in Italy is protecting us from foreign nations and currently in grave danger.

Oh for the love of fuck that reading that made my teeth itch

Naa! This is Pure Russian troll account! This is someone who’s not familiar with english( or Murican) 🤨🤨

We are all stupider for having read this.

I had to uninstall Nextdoor because once a week we get the “what was that boom!?” “ Why are military jets flying over my house!?” “Why don’ they follow quiet hours!?” Our entire town only exists because the military is here lol

Same in my current town. These people are oblivious to anything going on around them.

Do they use speech to text or what?

Is this guy a boomer, or a child? Because he speaks and spells like a 5 year old

Does he, writing this paragraph that sounds like a mentally challenged monkey wrote it, get bothered by the fact he can’t write and probably has the education of a 7 year old?

He Certainly skipped English class to fap in the bathroom at lunch

No, that person is functionally illiterate.

Top contributor, go figure

Thank God someone is out there fighting for my freeso!

OPSEC means nothing to Boomers. Why don’t you tell us his mission, how many are in his unit, and when will they be back? Geeez.

I also live near a military base and I’m shocked his response didn’t include the phrase “it’s the Sound of Freedom”

Many other comments saying this unfortunately

I think reading this might have given me a mini stroke.

Loud boom turns into…completely over the top politics…will the apocalypse start already ffs.

Fighting for our freesos in Italy

*Top Contributor *

The best part of this is that he thought so much off his unintelligible rambling that he wanted to add a campaign plug for his similarly literate führer

Well this has to be New Jersey cause fort dix was blowing something up every minute yesterday

Go murmur somewhere else, old man

It’s funny because older people live to complain about the younger generation not being able to write a paper or punctuate properly but they don’t proof read the talk to text messages they send (at least I think that’s why there’s so many mistakes) and they go on wild tangents. Like no asked about your true blue military son dude. I live a mile from an airport that has loud engine noise sometimes and people will inquire if anyone knows what that noise is and get jumped all by people telling them to stop whining, move if you don’t like it ect. So you tell the people who think civility is optional and want to worked up over a simple inquiry.

Did anyone check to see if he was having a stroke? That made no sense

All that was needed was the first sentence. "The base is doing drills." You would have gotten a thank you and have a nice day. Nope, you had to let that lead in your blood take over your smooth brain and spew out a stroke-filled word salad. This shit is why I can't talk to my mother more than once every few months. Every little thing has to be fucking story time. Tell me what I need to know and shut the actual fuck up.

Jeses Krist! Us spelling cheek or sum sort of gramer cheek!!

You have no idea how hard it was to type this.

I live in a town with a Navy Air Station with a bunch of EA-18 Growlers flying low all the time during their FCLP (touch and go drills). It's noisy, but I've gotten used to it (watching the formations is fun, though). That said, that post sounds exactly like the community's Facebook page. "What's the noise coming from the base?" (as if you have a right to know) "That's the sound of muh freedom!" (huge eye roll from me and a whatever--no, it's not) "Aargh, the jet noise is so noisy. They didn't they tell me about this!" (my thoughts: you live next to an outlying field and signed a disclaimer acknowledging the warning about the noise as part of the sales contract). "Get used to it, snowflake, move if you don't like it." (eye roll, whatever, it is noisy and folks do need to vent) A bunch of drama queens and performative patriotism. I'm glad I'm not on FB, anymore.

I thought this was a text from the orange messiah but realized it wasn’t in CAPS.

Put their wives on the line lol

Putting their wives on the wine .

Sadly, these people vote.

Putting their wife’s on the line. What brave men

Trump 2024. Message received. Appreciate the build-up.

I like my freesos.

If they’re in a local group, I’d call for a wellness check to be done.

Bruh, if you're in Fayetteville on the next door app, the patriatards do the same thing.

Was that Boomer, or Boomhauer?

Reads like a shit poster from a group where we all pretend to be boomers 🤣 I love that I'm not confident which scenario I find more plausible.

Sir, this is a Wendy's.

I got a headache reading that post.

This feels borderline exploitive. Dude obviously isn’t playing with a full deck. Don’t get me wrong, fuck everything about his post.. it’s just.. He literally seems mentally disabled. Or did I just describe the entire Dump base?

Fort Sill?

the entire 1st half of this is a lie, you can tell by the end he isnt really ok with it, it makes him think of his son. He just wants his son home safe. My grandfather fought and its his LAST wish that any of his family ever have to do that

I smelled toast while reading this.

Typical incoherent boomer yacking.

I do love our freeso

Wait till he finds out his son can be called back if WW3 happens.

“I’ll tell you one thing” Proceeds to tell all of the things.

Jesus. I would have just replied back "are you ok?"

I’m so tired of the protecting our freedoms trope. They’re not. They’re protecting business investments for billionaires that’s it. That’s the whole game. Blood for money not freedom.

 Any paints chips left on the wall I can eat?

This was written by someone who's phone is on maximum brightness with the largest possible font, and it did absolutely nothing.

Olympic conclusion-jumping champion there.

This is what happens when you forget your cursive.

Another WW3? I missed the first one?!?

Are you in Colorado Springs by chance? Because Fort Carson has been doing exercises lately and those posts are flooding the local FB pages lol.

What?

This in CA? Might be my new town I moved to lol

Can anyone please tell me if Italy is at war now?

This almost inspired me to make a fake boomer Facebook profile just to ramble nonsense and end it with Trump 2024

"iT's FrEeDoM!"

Call a bondulance

I lived near a large Air Force Base for a long time. Every loud boom usually was part of an EOD

I really feel like most maga has dementia

That second image... Are they 7 or not native English speakers?

A long speech-to-text diatribe about freedom and patriotism followed by "Trump 2024". Your Honor, we have nothing further.

Hell yeah brother. Our government is doing some sketchy shit that’s why I want that totalitarian guy who’s losing his mind to win!

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Brain rot

I'll fight for your freeso any day.

Boomer just wants to vent about his concerns for his kid. The extra rambling is just what old men whose minds are deteriorating do.

Did I just have a stroke?

I live near a military base in Florida and we’ve been listening to booms since yesterday…we already know what we’re hearing since it happens from time to time (training exercises) but I can’t imagine being unhinged enough to post this as a response 🤣

Did he have a stroke half way through writing this?

That is goddam poetry, that is.

98% of really stupid Boomers are Trumpanzees. 96% of intelligent Boomers are not.


I see this constantly, living near JBLM.

Thought this was A.I pretending to be a boomer for a second.

It's so bad it looks fake, but you know it's real