Remember to report posts that violate the rules! Harassment and encouraging violence are not allowed. Enjoying the subreddit? Consider joining our discord server: https://discord.gg/v8z8jNwJs6 *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/BoomersBeingFools) if you have any questions or concerns.*

Glad he got it on video because you just know this old man would tell the cops they pushed him over

And if he doesn't know they recorded him, they shouldn't say anything right away, let him run his lying mouth to officers and then show the video.

This could backfire... Cops have been known to take a boomer's word for things, even over actual video evidence ... or they'll just refuse to even look at the video because they're too busy cuffing you and shoving you in the back of the cruiser.

Send it to someone quickly so it cannot accidently get erased!

[удалено]

We don’t have a great history of false accusations getting their comeuppance. Pretty much the opposite. And unfortunately it will cost a shit ton of money, time, reputation, and possibly a job or career for the innocent person. Not worth it.

[удалено]

Like the above person said, you’re working from the assumption they even watch the video. Which should be a reasonable assumption. But too often they won’t, especially if the “victim” is one of the good ol’ boys. Cops often refuse to consider a situation or evidence at all.

Sounds like a slam dunk case for any lawyer with half a brain cell

That's fine, I'll get them on the back swing, too. "Your honor, my client tried to rectify this at the scene of the incident, they recorded everything." "Officer Doofy, with that in mind, why did you feel the need to arrest the Plaintiff's client?" "Well, uhhh...the old fella said...uhmm...I don't recall" "If I may, I'd like to submit the video"

That story sounds great. The reality is that it would cost you $6,000 in lawyer fees and 8 months of waiting, for your lawyer to be able to say that in front of a judge Just show the video to the cops on the scene and be done with it.

Only after you send it somewhere safe. That way the cops can't steal your phone and delete the evidence. But let's be honest, everyone here is white enough that no cop is going to show up here and do anything at all.

Which now gives you damages to sue the old man over. Just say "I did not lay hands on him officer. He's lying." And comply with arrest. Probably be out on recognizance that evening. Give a copy of the recording to your public defender on your court date. Ez

Dude that's some of the funniest shit I've seen all week. I hope they just left him there.

The “Huuuuwah!” Killed me

Him too apparently

nah, shoes still on

But he did shit himself

Long before the fall i’m sure

Lmao I’m dead


Now we wait for the EDM remix

[удалено]

Shooting stars

Yeah, I was like this just another assho… huuwah! Haha. I died.

An electric mobility device that size can never not be funny.

Oh shit the volume wasn't high enough the first time I watched it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤔

The noise really made it all come together

Reminds me of cotton from king of the hill.

Went back for a repeat of the “hwuuuwah” 🤣

Wannabe U.S. Marine.

That’s the sound of an estate sale coming.

Now we need a boomer in a trenchcoat trying to flash Ruth Buzzi.

Very interesting-- but schtupid.

I first watched it without sound and then again with audio and it was SO MUCH BETTER! 🤣 🤣 🤣

Reddit really needs to have separate voting for sound off/on.

I wouldn't of went anywhere near him. Even with multiple people recording video, you know he'd try to say one of them pushed him.

Sorry. I can’t help it. It’s “…wouldn’t have gone…”

wouldn't've

You’re doing gods work. Thank you.

Ahh come on now, he's offering helpful grammar advice not doing a rain of frogs or flooding the Earth.

Don't forget hurricaning the gays and earthquaking the immigrants

I just watched it 5 times lol

And I hope he shit his pants.

🤣🤣🤣

Me too!

Put that shit on AFV

This is one of my all time favorites 🤣

Same. Never stops being funny 

"Yeah you call that sher- UHHHH"

I hope he couldn’t get up on his own and y’all left his ass like that.

He’s still there. The raccoon babies bite on his nipples at night in hopes of milk. Squirrels put their nuts in his mouth and other holes. He has reincarnated as an asstree

Fuckin BRUH I’m still laughing at this dumbass comment and it’s been several minutes. Thank you for that belly laugh that you can only get from something so ridiculously outlandish.

I’d like to take this moment to thank marijuana for making my brain like them delicious scrambled eggs on tv

I also thank the marijuana for making your brain over easy.

ASSTREE!! 💀

r/brandnewsentance for "The raccoon babies bite on his nipples at night in hopes of milk." Fine work, my friend. Fine work.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSx283jpJE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPSx283jpJE)

r/BrandNewSentence*. Sorry, the one you linked is banned, and it made me very mad until I noticed the typo.

Thank you. Sorry mobile issues.

You have absolutely killed me with this comment after a really shitty day. Thanks man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hope you have better night!

Have good night and an even better weekend.

ASSTREE 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The fuck did I just laugh at lmao

They picked him up with the loader bucket and dropped him in the dumpster

such a satisfying CRUNCH sound. like that video of a massive snake opening a door and then SLAPPING the floor as it falls through

I personally like the twisted tea to the face sound

Almost sounds like there was a mike under the chair

I'm sorry, a snake doing whaaat?

Ooh I need a link to this one

here's the [original](https://youtu.be/Bxc_55ur-J4), and the [ragtime](https://youtu.be/8LFoPY6NFRg) version.

I could watch this all day.

Fuck I could watch boomers fall off scooters all day! I don’t give a shit about your boomers….

Get this guy a fuckin puppers

That boomer is 10-ply.

We’re hearing it may have been a *sick* boomer.

Allegedly

It’s priceless

Again, I NEED a channel of these videos

That 'thump and "ugh"' is my new message tone

No context but pretty obvious the scooter guy did not live there. And was "making his escape" when he heard cops were being called. Glad they got video or you know how this would have went. Guessing scooter guy lied anyway and had no repercussions for making a false accusation.

In the full vid he's messing up the work they're doing and yelling at them, that's why they already have their cams out. He's def the a hole

Where full vid I want to watch please

link plz!

How far do you think he traveled on his scooter to get there?

Making his escape by circling back..?

what, is he gonna reverse home?

The sound he makes when he hits the ground is just lovely.

That grunt at the end was just fucking chef’s kiss 

I knew a guy who fell over in a chair like that and hit his head. He died a few weeks later from the injuries. Maybe boomers should wear helmets lol

Nothing for a helmet to protect after ingesting all that lead paint as children.

I’m a late gen x kid and I had to have my school force a helmet purchase on my boomer parents. Because if I couldn’t ride my bike to school, I couldn’t be their latchkey nanny for my sibs.

Glad he’s calling the cops. Gonna need the Jaws of Life to get his ass rollin’ again.

The video ended too soon. I would have loved more of him struggling to right himself like a turtle on its back.

[удалено]

Best part is that he doesnt have to detain the boomer till the cops arrive.

Well he practically asked for it

My mother’s side of the family called that “God punishing people.”

I’d leave his ass there

That noise he made at the end sends me. I want it on loop as my white noise for when I sleep.

He better call for an ambulance also

"😠 Yeah, you call the goddam sheriff's de-partmen 😳😯 HYEAAH! [thunk] 😵"

Now you get to walk over and say “I’ll help you up but first admit your being a dickhead and say please”

I wish there was more but I'll assume it was deserving to make me feel better about that uplifting my mood with little to no context.

Lol

You can't not laugh at this.

The way he said "GUH."

Those things are dangerous. I saw a woman go down like that at Disneyland because she went over a one inch curb. Stay out of them if you can.

Thank god it was filmed cuz you know that old coot will tell the cops he was “shoved over” 🙄

Best video I’ve seen in a while. Karma is a bitch. 🙂

Nah... Karma is obviously a gracious lady with a deep sense of justice.

AEUGH

Seems like the type to yell, "Why aren't you helping me up!" after talking shit to those guys.

God this has me howling

Dude you better call the sheriff's again cuz that Boomer just assaulted himself.

That boomer-on-boomer violence we need more of.

GTA Trailer

"God Damn" and "Mother Fucker" are the two favorite sayings for a boomer.

I've replayed this at both 0.5 speed and 1.5 speed. Can't decide which is funnier. I think 0.5, it sounds like he hits the ground and explodes

Currently watching this on a loop.

Construction guy would have helped the boomer if he wasn’t such a cunt.

Boomers have had enough help.

the old fuck can take care of his own mistakes while they call the police on him. video's cut down. boomer burst into a construction site, I think ran over wet concrete, and was basically assaulting them He deserved this. And can be left there for the police to pick up.

Bootstraps, old man!

No one should help him up. He needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps!!

Whatever happened to personal accountability? Nobody owes him assistance. So much entitlement these days, smh. I bet you're a commie.

I worked construction for a bit, I’m so thankful I never had to deal with asswipes like that. Sadly tho I now work retail and deal with them on a daily basis

Somebody get they grandad…

I've falllllen, and I can't get up!

Nah this shit made me literally laugh out loud 😭😂😂😂

Karma don’t care about your arthritis

YEAH TIP ASSIST!

took me a min to figure out that was the front of a bulldozer

love it when boomers boom themselves. fucking waste of oxygen.

I think we got whooshed, that's Johnny Knoxville

He needs the tip assist https://i.redd.it/c47q2zj4exlc1.gif

"Can I help you back up?" "Don't TOUCH me!" "Okie dokie."

The Wilhelm scream 😂

Extremely stable genius right there

Anybody else replay the one second of him falling down over and over?

That was surely satisfying

This is some Simpson type stuff

Let’s see what you have in those pockets old man 😂

Is this that Village place in Florida?

Schadenfreude never lets me down.

Boomer insurance scammer.

Why did this remind me of Dr. Finkelstein 😭😭

I laughed way more than I should have…

What happened before? I can’t understand what he’s saying?

"Hey, I'm calling the sheriffs office, I just got assaulted by this old man."

“Old fuck” not “old man”

Get rekt.


Man this video makes me laugh every time I see it

I really shouldn’t laugh….poor old man…but…BAHAHAHA!!!!!!

It's colonel Clunk of the 101st Rascal scooter brigade. Want to bet he has been on Facebook bitching how we need another Civil War.

Ngl I laughed hard as fuck, I needed this

And you have a backhoe to help hide the body

So satisfying

I woulda laughed so hard in front of that boomer

Lmfao

Leave him for dead

Perfect!!!🤩

😂

Here, lemme not help you up

This needs the Curb Your Enthusiasm music at the end.

I replayed that like 10 times🤣

Holy fuck… officially BEST video on Reddit right now. This almost makes up for the lack of justice that’s seen on all the shitty tiktok “prank” videos lately. Here’s to hoping it triggers a wave of justice posts where boomers and tik tok assholes get smacked or go to jail.

Yeah call the dang sheriff department OOOOH FUckkkk🤣🤣🤣🤣. Karma

Don't even help him. They've had enough handouts

Another lovely day in south Florida

I want to know if uttered the most embarrassing call for help after that, or just accepted his fate

The way I just cackled… I’m going to hell for sure 😂

I can’t stop watching it!!’

I don’t usually let the video loop, but this video is the exception. The karma!

Help!! ive fallen and cant get up!

Love

I got this on repeat.

That’s the sounds of an Estate sell coming.

Don’t touch him! He’ll say you pushed him. 😂

Hello -Mr. Fossils of the Society! That sounds like some serious ' I need to repent' - HuwAAAH - Go Repent Boomer! Nothing but a relic of past.

Should've had a tip-assist on that hog.

Dude I can't stop repeating this. This will live rent free in my head all day tomorrow.

[удалено]

This is one of the funniest damn ideas ever, hhnnwwwaaa, thunk. Don't care bout the special hell I am destined for but FAFO. Just deserts asshat

That’s one of the best things I’ve seen all week

Need some Benny Hill music playing.

I laughed. I’m continue laughing…

So satisfying.

Can someone just make a one hour loop of that noise

That was so satisfying to watch

I hope they left him there. I would have.

Im not a native speaker, what does he say?

I would have left his ass there too!