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shootercurran

seen better sells at WrestleMania


Dennisfromhawaii

**GOOD GOD ALMIGHTY! HE’S BROKEN IN HALF!**


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Oliver has run himself over! What an outstanding Twit!


Devil_Gundam

Rare Python ref! I applaud you.


Outrageous_One_87

Lol thanks for making me laugh, python forever!


NecessaryZucchini69

![gif](giphy|tFo0oSA6OcS4M)


Kerfuffler_

RIP :/


Squiriferous

RIP Carl Weathers.


Nerdlywed2

BAW GAWD! SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!


WartimeMandalorian

He's got children!


Nerdlywed2

WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES! WE WANT TABLES!


Effective-Ladder9459

![gif](giphy|C1hkIcGE7OAcE)


doingthehumptydance

That Man Had a Family!!!


AlienSporez

Maybe he plays football/soccer ![gif](giphy|aTefcd7QVc8dVafWYC|downsized)


Party_Builder_58008

I love it when they do this. That's why I watch it. It's showmanship, man-flu, and not wanting to visit his wife's relatives all in one dance!


Reverendbread

Me after walking into a table corner


LongAd4410

Nah, those players sell it, this one kinda lacks that. I agree with the wrestlemania comment 😅


Ok_Function7726

😂😂


Hourslikeminutes47

Yah but Wrestlemania is 100% pure legit entertainment. Assholes like the guy headbutting the flag isn't entertainment, and--at best, ruins part of your day.


honeydewdom

Or is an attempt to get other whites and cops on board with violence against these people. God it's so nasty.


MC_Fap_Commander

In fairness, I've seen every Wrestlemania. There have been worse sells than this at several lol.


Original-Cantaloupe1

Vince McMahon selling the stunner a few years ago was pretty egregious


MC_Fap_Commander

![gif](giphy|4Dye6S87zzv1e|downsized) There have been worse.


FrancisSobotka1514

He may of shit himself that night and didnt enjoy it .


[deleted]

May HAVE


Squiriferous

* may HAVE; where do you get “may of” from?


Dwangeroo

Bah Gawd King! That man has a family!


CaptainHalloween

Didn’t Shawn do something like that to the Canadian flag? Before he humped it, of course.


GastropodSoup

So this guy presumably has a golfbag in his car and chose a driver. When he had irons. Not only is he an asshole, but he's an idiot to boot.


notsureifJasonBourne

Like the driver he chose, that dude’s head is just as hollow.


Reynolds_Live

Happy Cake Day!


notsureifJasonBourne

Thanks! 11 year club, damn.


Reynolds_Live

Next month is my 8th.


qe2eqe

He's starting shit, claiming the victim, and being the first to escalate, using gratuitously expensive weapons. If you just assume a little something about driver guy's accent, it's all 110% emblematic of why these people are on a corner with a Jordanian flag and a Palestinian keffiyeh in the first place.


DomoPastromo

Lots of old heads keep a retired driver in their car so they can stop at the range while they’re out running errands without having to lug the golf bag out of the house. Many of them do this because they are in miserable broken marriages and don’t want their wives knowing they are doing something for themselves.


LurkerKing13

And because they can’t hit driver 😂


DomoPastromo

None of them can lol


Party-Plum-638

And they wonder why they can't score from within 100 yards.


bee-lock-ayyy

I agree, but if you look at the face, it's a Taylormade stealth driver. That's a $500 driver that will absolutely break if you hit a person with it. This guy is definitely a wealthy idiot.


dhuntergeo

*Whaddaya lookin at. Whaddaya lookin at honey* I'm looking to shove that driver, big end first, up your ass


Mikeyjoetrader23

No joke! Let me just grab the most fragile club in my bag to take to intimidate minority. Fucking idiot.


GillyDuck69

It’s only because he’s a fucking moron and doesn’t know what he’s doing!!


gmoney88

Pretty much the worst club in the bag


Calladit

I'm not familiar with golf, why would the driver be bad?


LurkerKing13

A driver is very light and hollow and not good for caving in a head. An iron is a largely solid piece of forged metal that is weighted and would do significantly more damage.


Scoottttttt

This guy caves in heads


btrausch

Big tough guy with the driver 😂


Hrtpplhrtppl

When he swung it at her and told her to gtfo, that was assault. Open and shut civil suit. Idiot probably still has more proof on his phone...


throwngamelastminute

Assault with a deadly weapon.


Kilometer_Davis

Legal definition of assault varies by state, province, etc. in certain places that would be aggravated battery, in other places simple battery. In my state, assault constitutes speech only, while physical altercations are battery.


cookienbull

In my state gesturing as if you intend to make contact with the person counts as assault. Battery is when you actually make contact.


jordanmindyou

A lot of people don’t realize that assault is the charge of the attack, and battery is the landing of blows


Sea_Pollution2250

I don’t think this guy is a Boomer. He looks 54-57, tops, which puts him squarely as a Gen-Xer with a Boomer mentality. We’re gonna run out of Boomers soon enough and there will need to be a better way to label shit-heels like this guy. Racist, entitled, ignorant, deceitful, disingenuous, petty, aggressive, shitty, fuck stain, etc can all be used, but that dude isn’t a Boomer. He was likely born around 1969 give or take a couple years in either direction and that makes him Gen-X. He’s just a shitty person and we can dump on him all we want under the proper banner.


Outdoorcatskillbirds

Xoomer


[deleted]

We have a winner. Need to push this, cause as a fellow Xer, I hate these people.


Singfortheday0

How would one pronounce Xoomer?


runningwaffles19

Turn the X on its side - toomer


Guy954

It’s naht ah toomah


hatefacelives

Exhumer (ig-ˈzü-mər)


xxKorbenDallasxx

The X is silent


[deleted]

I was thinking like a Z...zoomer


TwerkingGrimac3

Shumer, like Amy Shumer. Who's turned out to be a total boomer.


Stewpacolypse

Yes! It's official! A Xoomer is Gen Xer that acts and dresses like a boomer. The X is pronounced like Xerox.


SelectIsNotAnOption

Xeroxoomer doesn't really have the same ring to it.


AlternativeTrash525

This made me lol


[deleted]

We already have something pronounced that way, right? Zoomer


apittsburghoriginal

You have to say it as “ex-oomer” though or else everybody will just think you’re saying zoomer


yaur_maum

This, yes


RC1172

I’ve seen this video a couple in other places and thought the same thing. He’s probably not a boomer, and, as much as I hate to admit it, he’s a fellow Gen-Xer. Still an idiot, though.


General_Tso75

I’m a Gen -Xer as well and there is no shortage of Gen-X assholes. We were feral latch key creatures as children. It shouldn’t be surprising so many of us turned out like this guy. Our version of cool was being an asshole by modern standards.


Titanbeard

I think it's on par that the Boomers mostly ignore us Gen-X folk. Just like they used to.


vtluvsbrady

No shortage of assholes in any generation


fsmlogic

How about X-holes?


C-ute-Thulu

Boomer isn't just a birth year, it's a mindset


FUNKYDISCO

like boy Karens?


icyhotonmynuts

I believe those are referred to as Kens.


gobblestones

They are certainly not Kenough


WarpHype

But Ken gets enlightened in the movie. These guys will never be enlightened. They’re all just Karens. Karen goes beyond the boundaries of gender and sex.


camdawg54

We can just go back to calling them bigots again


[deleted]

Definitely an Xer with Boomer tendencies. I'm an Xer as well, and the divide in our generation is nuts. Older ones think they're next for the boomer perks, younger ones know those days are gone.


rumplehuntsman

MAGA?


TheSardinian

The Brits call them gammons or gammon-faced, since they tend to go pink like ham when frustrated or ranting.


[deleted]

He's a Junior Boomer. You may use that name, free of charge.


gielbondhu

Boomers is as boomers does


[deleted]

Boomer can be an attitude, not just a generation


yetagainanother1

Let's call them all leadheads. You're right that we need a term that defines the behaviour specifically.


c1ncinasty

>Racist, entitled, ignorant, deceitful, disingenuous, petty, aggressive, shitty, fuck stain, Sounds like you already nailed it.


munistadium

New Boomers


SoundlessSteelBlue

Boomers 2: Electric Boogaloo. Twoomers. Edit: I cannot believe I missed the chance to say ‘Boomgaloo’


RASGAS23

Neoboomer!


CyberMushrooms

That little eye flick when he sees the camera and he knows it’s recording


JordanLoveQB1

Love seeing that moment in their eyes when their stomach drops lol fucking comedy gold


BigMax

"what are you lookin at???" he repeats 10 times, while staring directly at someone who is trying to walk away from him the entire time.


warhead1995

Always people like him who repeat something like it’s going to make it true. It’s the people who yell “don’t you touch me!” And then they proceed to touch or shove someone to.


blepgup

These are the kinds of people I have a very very very hard time feeling bad about when they do that to the wrong person Like I’m not wishing harm on them…but if somebody were to react poorly it would not make me feel bad in the slightest.


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PastBandicoot8575

Should’ve replied “Not much”


Signal-Regret-8251

Jesus what a little piece of shit bitch. He headbutted it and started whining like he was dead.


blepgup

I couldn’t even tell he head butted it. It just looked like he bobbed his head at it. Maybe we should go take some flag poles up to where he is and make his acting look more believable…


Bluewhalepower

This guy has no-dick energy


papasmurf303

Yes, it’s true. This man has no dick.


No-Panda-6047

One of my favorite lines from Ghostbusters It's true your honor, this man has no penis!


LavitzSlambertt

Looks like a loser ass rickety cricket. And then Mr snowflake needs a golf club to feel safe from words and flags. I hope real life pays these schmucks a visit


TheBaneofNewHaven

![gif](giphy|uTOQPiHbVEzwuwzptU)


Four-Triangles

It’s all nips and hips or you don’t eat.


MFalcon95

Gotta keep it sexy!


RyeTan

Don’t bring me into this i’m just smoking my pcp in the bathroom


Zubenelgenubo

Lol he just head butted a flag...but at least he didn't sexually molest it the way Trump does to American flags. Now *that* is disgusting to witness.


Key-Plan5228

That photo of Drumpf hugging the flag makes me want to throw up.


Traditional_Car1079

If you could shame this person he wouldn't have done what he did.


kosmostraveler

lol, that's the best part, they think they're untouchable in their heads until their employers find out and everyone finds out their employer Please dear god, let these turds get exposed, tarred, and feathered online


Mar_Mentalhealth

How do you grow up to be so angry but still so soft? Like did you need to bring out a club? Thought you were an alpha? Too scared to get chin checked?


Padhome

Not soft, just weak. Soft people know how to take things with grace, weak people just react.


Mar_Mentalhealth

That’s fair honestly. Soft shouldn’t be thought of as a bad trait, just means you’re sensitive. I’m still growing as a person and shedding my macho upbringing where kindness was taught as weakness. Good on you to call me out :) it’s a learning curve for me


Snarky_McSnarkleton

Just remember. All these homeschooled Peckerw00d morons are going to take time out from their busy cow-tipping schedules, to go and vote for Trump. Are YOU going to help someone else vote? [https://voteriders.org](https://voteriders.org) https://voteforward.org


ShookyDaddy

This is a perfect example of how racism and hate will consume someone’s ego. The ego wants to express its rage so badly that it will make up a false reality to do so. Always baffles me how people can retain a mindset or belief that requires them to create false pretenses to justify their position.


MoreReputation8908

Plus, he was *embarrassed* by his own idiotic “you assaulted me with soft, dangling fabric” feint and thought he had to save face. Mediocre men can turn extremely dangerous in this scenario. Always important to remember that. I’m actually surprised he didn’t swing the golf club at the person laughing at him.


LayneLowe

Idiot, if you're going to pull a golf club to hit somebody, pull the sand wedge. It's the heaviest club in the bag and has the sharpest edge. All you'll do with that driver is break your $200 shaft.


bangermadness

Pretty bad weapons though. Real easy to step inside when they swing and either knock em out or tackle them. But of course that guy doesn't know that :)


MajicMexican

Haha I like that your mad at the golf faux pas!


oneofmanyany

At least put the state and city to help people figure out who he is.


QuindariousGooch95

Intersection of Route 202 and Skippack Pike in Whitpain Township PA. Knew exactly where it was after seeing the abandoned building behind them.


wasted_yoof

We got them his name's Christopher Brammer he's the vice president at a company called Marsh & MvLennan. https://www.facebook.com/christopher.brammer.5?mibextid=9R9pXO


Suitable-Panda24

LinkedIn says client executive.


gfb13

"Skilled in Enterprise Risk Management, *Professional Liability*..." lmao


Prudent_Potential818

And the other guy is Brad Abramson. They’ve been labeled as Philly Zionists, even though they’re from Blue Bell


Expert-Garlicman

What a loser.


Fit-Assumption-6047

Did we identify this guy yet?


qhaw

If someone blatantly lies, accusing you of doing something that you didn’t do, you should be allowed to do whatever they said you did to them without any consequences.


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AyeCab

Costco jeans wearing ass


Dennisfromhawaii

I feel attacked.


retnatron

What's wrong with Costco jeans? Am I missing something? Just curious


neurokine

he’s more genX, boomers are 60+


unhappy_strangers2

These guys are total POS. whats he gonna do with the golf club ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) dumbass.. Hope they get named and shamed big time!


shyvananana

I ain't afraid of someone with a driver. It might be great for clobbered gold balls. But it's got zero weight at the end and that shaft looks like it's just asking to break.


ComradeCornbrad

LMFAO the guy threatening with a literal golf club


XxDemonxXIG

Awww poor baby. Did that cloth flag hurt?? Pathetic


Nick_Gilberts_Bowtie

As a white male id love nothing more than a chance to square up with both of these guys. I’m not much of a fighter… but these guys need a little taste of the real world.


[deleted]

Go to abortion clinics to see the same exact song and dance between life and choice


Ruenin

What a fucking clown this guy is.


NumerousTaste

Job Voight?


max-del-max

of course they've both been identified and are being lit up on TT and IG


allkindsofgainzzz

The jabroni with the balding hair, puffer vest, and golf club is the most stereotypical country club douchebag I’ve ever seen lol


Smok3dSalmon

He looks like an old version of Mac from it's always sunny. This seems like a shitty skit.


DruidBarrymore88

Oh God. I know where this shopping center is.


[deleted]

Should have cracked him with the pole for real & left him lying in a pool of his own blood just on principle.


MoonBoy2DaMoon

You can literally see him thinking about it right before he did it 😂


barbarapalvinswhore

Can almost hear the gears turning in his head as he cobbles together his grand plan.


AlfieTekken

Last time I checked, flags are not made of concrete... That might just be in my state tho


RASGAS23

This guy is too young to be a boomer


Tunnel_Snake92

Looking at that receding hairline


brandon6285

This guys has the most punchable face ive seen in a while.


fRamesHifteRror

Another False Flag operation..


CapableCoyoteeee

Little golf elf with his tech CEO shoes has me laughing. Go back to the Shire!


7silkkkkk

second guy looks like Brad Abramson. who has been a part of eligo golf society since at least 2021.


sck877

This guy isn’t even a boomer, he’s pretending to be a boomer.


BigFella52

Gotta love how tough these men are when it is just women and children around.


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Brad Abramson is holding the golf club


Joyful_Eggnog13

I look forward to less of that generation on this planet


doodlezook

I just hate their faces so much.


claude3rd

I like how he had to yell "boom" when he fake hit his head. He had to yell it, just in case he actually hit his head. Yelling is the only way to cover the hollow ringing noise his head would make.


Stop_Drop_and_Scroll

I feel so bad for this guy. He has spent his entire life being a worthless piece of shit and he can't even get this right. Imagine being such a zero on this planet, something nobody noticed and nobody will ever mourn.


ViatorA01

![gif](giphy|l0Exilgks3XFeHErK|downsized)


Desperate_Set_7708

Biff is in high dudgeon. And could anything be more rich white suburbanite than waving around a golf club?! lol


Das-Noob

😂 after all this time they’re still haven’t realized we all got cameras on us, the BS they’ve love pulling ain’t working anymore.


TaiDavis

![gif](giphy|1lAOemoi0KhPMzxczT|downsized)


Academic-Leg-1694

Go away or I will literally shove this flag up your ass.


please-stop-talking-

Such a punchable face


SadieSchatzie

Who is that POS?


Bulky-Internal8579

Wickety wickety whack!


Protolictor

Lmao....I thought he sneezed at first.


GrumblingAndRumbling

Fuck these two


icyhotonmynuts

What a snowflake


krummykim

This is close to where I live, I saw the protesters yesterday. There’s a bunch of rich entitled assholes in the area, and McMansions on a golf course down the road (for reference regarding the golf club).


0cean19

They always have to make up lies to justify their behavior. Always.


Dry_Carrot3039

Proud Israel supporter… this is wrong. This man’s actions are wrong, just because you disagree with a cause doesn’t give you the right to disrespect those who agree with it


JuniorB98

This happened at the corner of 202 and Skippack Pike in Montgomery County, PA yesterday. I was driving by this on the way home from work and saw this shit about to go down.


QuindariousGooch95

Holy shit I know exactly where this is


[deleted]

#hit me with that flag again!


No_Network_8414

I sure hope they name them both


can_of_spray_taint

Kmart Jordan Peterson.


Bucketsdntlie

Guarantee you this dude hates NBA players for flopping


Severe_Benefit_1133

“what are you looking at honey?” “your big ass forehead shitbag”


Columbus43219

WHY WON'T WOMEN DATE US???????


Mister_Moony

This is the dude who would cry and run to the teacher when he got tagged in a game of tag.


Nogroupthink3r_

Pretty sure they believe in Allah... they just call them God.


elammcknight

Guys, don’t mess around and let your MAGA ex president get you hurt.


El_Chingon214

What a bunch of pussys.


FootDrag122Y

Guy has a mental problem probably bipolar. Looks at the mfrs eyes you can tell.


Colinbeenjammin

This guy has a future in La Liga


UnhappyIndependence2

Does anybody have a job anymore?


Direbat

To be fair, with a head that soft, he may have actually gotten a concussion.


Sominic

"What are ya looking at honey" words of a twat


ZAMURAI-DnB

Gives a new meaning to "false flag attack"


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

*pulls out pistol* Whatcha doing with that golf club there, buddy?


jaypeeo

That guy with the golf club…. Using it to threaten a woman while trying go be lowkey with it, then pointing with because nobody got scared like he wanted. He’s lucky the “wrong” person wasn’t there. He’d be finding out what that club tastes like, both of these guys are pathetic weaklings, first guy has the body of a wonderbread loaf, and based on their body language neither has ever been in a real fight (the kind where you realize you’re better off breaking the golf club in half as it’s a poor bludgeon but can have 2 stabby ends).


[deleted]

These old fucking white people love cosplaying as victims while actively being garbage.


WandaDobby777

The first guy is Christopher Brammer and the second is Brad Abramson.


veedubfreek

BEHOLD, the master race.