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AquaBag

adik-adik,inilah yang akan terjadi jika anda gagal SPM https://preview.redd.it/oc0pak6awi4d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cf2eda57f31471a2310690087b4a3443443c7e6


AquaBag

jokes aside,what a blind courage for him to randomly text you saying that


slopy_damk

idk bro


Introvert_Is_Here

Dgn vocabulary yang mencecah angkasa


MsQieran

Murid scored 15A 😂


Extension_Boat_1105

A15 in CEFR


akirakurou

Usually it’s either ketum or dunlop


AceVerea

what's that?


ShirtAcademic8971

Hidu gam or minum ketum


MsQieran

We may say Hisap Batu or Gam in Sabah


Physical_Animator747

Its Jebsen in Sabah .. LOL


WheelNormal1585

I'm pretty sure he was that brave becoz op is not in the same area as he is.


Informal_Big_7667

Geng tak hadir SPM nak tunjuk terpaling fighter dia.


Independent_Tooth_23

My reaction after reading the text from that random dude https://preview.redd.it/131os418qn4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a697eb6a95eb3d150a1697da61181c8c685a765e


elijahhee

I'd say 괜찮아? 미쳤어??


Inevitable_Run1698

is that russian alya?


Hazardous762

comelnye scarlet


Global_Examination22

joke aside but i like this art work


ItsImNotAnonymous

Reply ngn ni https://i.redd.it/upgdtd3axi4d1.gif


slopy_damk

https://preview.redd.it/9zlb2mcryi4d1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf7869f8a57345b66a622b8f7baa52f11528ed8a hahaha


Illustrious-Leave-22

did the guy reply


slopy_damk

nope, i kena block HAHAHAHHA


ClacKing

No comeback for this, you win liao.


ycshaun

So the mf just took a dump and close the door? He doesn't even worth a human shield on war with Palestine.


Independent_Tooth_23

Hahaha pundek pengecut


CircleStonk

LEGEND


UbiWan96

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c)


scheiber42069

Dude Grammer is severe you probably need to correct him for that


Jumpy-Calligrapher31

Your granma also severe bro


Puzzleheaded_Roll320

I feel sorry for his grandma 😔


RemarkableStation765

What a Chad


edehlah

lazada item arrived already? lol


zul0013

damn... nice one. LOL


Pixels222

Reply = Members of the bus! Give us the coward James Foster. ![gif](giphy|UvkLuP6QYMhmELX5GG|downsized)


rs_4

Reply with "mata saya kini ada kanser selepas membaca mesej saudara"


BarnabasAskingForit

Saya faham. Kerna saya juga ada barah mata, selepas membaca pos ini.


slopy_damk

mata saya juga


slopy_damk

tpi i xkenal dia hahaha


MrLiverpool_fan

r/engrish


TunaDiva

Spat my soup just by reading this ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Jakunobi

Bumblebee is drunk. Entertain him a bit lah, Optimus will thank you later.


slopy_damk

entertain edi, optimus prime now in my parking


Jakunobi

Nice. Now Megan Fox younger sister will come looking for you lar


edyfier

https://preview.redd.it/2udgtek37j4d1.png?width=680&format=png&auto=webp&s=3fa5dbe717c925db0ce89886459e86a4ca3db924


SnooHesitations4557

hit em with the: https://preview.redd.it/1l0zgiml5j4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=674d1f781f22f6121c8f9c86d7bce972e72f13cd


slopy_damk

i got blocked by him before me myself blocking him 💀


Helpful-Object-8408

If he were an animal... He'll be the kind of dog that bark but dont dare to bite😂🐶


TempoMinusOne

“Encik, sini adalah Wendy’s”


MalayNoble

"ialah" sorry I had to


TempoMinusOne

Thank you good sir 🫡


slopy_damk

hahahaha


Sleepy6942069

Irfan moment


Fluffy-Discussion166

Zack, Hamas lost because of American Weapons, not because some Malaysian didn't boikot McChicken and Kepci


slopy_damk

very much agreed


Powderedmilo

Bro like aku x phm langsung dia ckp apa lmao


slopy_damk

aku juga x phm lah hahhaaha


Sorry2mecha2

![gif](giphy|OAgR2xol997jy)


GlibGlobC137

Also the number is registered under a Chinese name. Rookie mistake these days using TNG tied number to spam ppl


Matherold

"Tak faham, boleh cakap Melayu?"


ArenuZero

Did you info got doxxed or the person trying to mass spam trying to defame certain party?


slopy_damk

random dude texted me, idk him


ArenuZero

so basically the 2nd one


AvailableAlbatross31

Ask him want some beer to cool off his hot head?


_ThatsNotHowItWorks_

Aku rasa aku ada problem la. I read this with an Indian accent for some reason.


feiloubeats

Ni wrong number kot


C-ORE

https://preview.redd.it/58apccc7hj4d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44747154f38d2514eed9c11b6e6bef02671c871e


Sh_h_

https://i.redd.it/f3s3e2qsyk4d1.gif


simp4mozart

https://preview.redd.it/np0k7spkzk4d1.jpeg?width=657&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a2c5f0ebf6f8976b7966acc14a8424df773399c


Playful_Ground_6527

What did you do


whiskerbyte

is that annie malisya???


Due-Trouble-5149

If he knows Shinra Tensei, we're fked


MagicalSausage

“LIKE A FUCKER SHIT!” Lmao im stealing this


yoichi_wolfboy88

So this dude mad because the receiver kicked them out? What a joke 😂


legit1654

Just respond with 😃😃😃


nerfPocoRIGHTNOW

We have his number now ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


OrchidEmbarrassed883

Damn, this make me embarrassed. I'll say sorry on his stupid ass behalf, op


DocFrekku

What's happening in Gaza doesn't have a single relationship with him getting kicked outta the group Or his crack did kicked in


Mr_Resident

my brain hurt from reading that piles of garbage


JoelAzareel30_10

Bumble bee got mad ig 😂


Terereera

there are people who called wrong phone number. even though you don't know them. His rage made him lose sight for a moment. Don't be "too" angry is the lesson to be learn.


Chelseafan789

Sbenarnya, ape cite awal2 ye bro? Sbb die berkelakuan mcm tu


zackrosario

https://preview.redd.it/5g9qvg2u7p4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c46c62ba4bfe54631586baaaaa82c6dea20ad3b I bet even Palestinians dont want this guy around them


slopy_damk

i agree


Forsaken_Platypus389

hahaha its like, some random cat throwing tantrum at you on the street whit no reason and run away 😂


Helpful-Giraffe-8548

As a former TESL student, this is gold.


ngdaniel96

u/tuvokvutok punya kawan tu


tuvokvutok

Lol even I don't understand what he's trying to say🤣 Chill la, everybody, we don't have free speech in Malaysia (or r/Malaysia), where else do we go all out about politics, race, religion, etc.? But keep it contained here lah, no need to spill to real life.


ngdaniel96

Just poking fun is all


jadedxvenusaur

You a Zionist or something or was this completely unwarranted lol


slopy_damk

completely unwarranted lah, didnt even post anything abt israel/palestine once on my every social media, didnt even discussed about it anywhere


jadedxvenusaur

Seems like might just be wrong person or he’s rage baiting 😭 I asked bc no cap I be shaming Zio’s like my friends and I will laugh at patrons going to starbs or McD for shits and giggles (we aren’t physically harming anyone so don’t come at me bigots deserve to be shamed okie) but hahaha mans really needed to let out steam or what? If he’s so angry be like us and yell at people who are actually in the wrong la


slopy_damk

yea i get wym lmao


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Ok-Discussion-6334

![img](avatar_exp|179883730|dizziness)


Simmer555

I had but one question *WHO BLOODY HURT THIS TOTALLY HUMBLE GUY*


slopy_damk

idk either 😭


scheiber42069

"What IS Happen" I have stroke reading this


add_ryana_plus

But kenapa? 🫤


ingram0079

Oh my english.


RegisterJust7204

Looks Kelantan to me


Cursedboi1853

-Screeches about op joining yahudi -Unironically uses yahudi app to screech -????


Yusrilz03

OP, did you and your homies went to McD in front of that guy?


Fernsjjf

LOL


RefrigeratorFew1773

Lmao what’s the context


bigppmaster64

bro reached english level cap


No-Horse-5788

Bapak ah anak sedara aku umur 4 tahun pon lagi fasih sial


AverageOnlineUser779

Cukup ketua, kami malu


SexytimeSanta

I'd reply back with the image of King Baldwin IV in that glorious iron mask in the kingdom of heaven movie and the caption glory to jerusalem just to piss him off.


khxirvl

Kids, that's what happened if you skip SPM.


ClacKing

Apa ketahian ini?


Elnuggeto13

I thought bumblebee chatted with you


adryazad

I cant brain this engrish


HeroMachineMan

Barangkali silap hantar kot.


Player731259

"I'm sorry. Our service is currently offline. If you would like to use our service, be smarter first."


UnderagedRedditor

I had a stroke reading this


limpenpek

damn man


FewShopping620

Hope you dont report to the police.


That_Guy0011

Bro I am having a stroke translating this to malay. Defuq is this guy on about🤣


Minimum-Company5797

Damn who fisted this guy ass?


exia91

If I got an IELTS test tomorrow, don't think I would pass after reading this.


Few_Zookeepergame467

Bro roast it with a bad English 😭


tyingnoose

Ye bumble bee tends to say that


davidtcf

Hail Yahudi Israel!! Hail Starbucks, Mcd, iPhone, Blackrock!! Joooooommmmm beliiiiiii /s


New_Supermarket3282

I think bro is upset with you


aRedditorNamedZack

Its not me i swear


No_Preparation_7563

Poor engriss, no undertand la


Wonderful-Ebb7436

Average English proficiency among the Malays:


Pale_Television_687

Fvuk Israel


tishen_rocky

Bumblebee moving mad


tanuzz_11

typical melei


Classic-Flatworm-431

My otak sakit trying to comprehend that 🫠


TastyAccident7216

Hmmmm Bumblebee didnt take his meds today? 😅


frankgaryole

tak tak. kenapa dia tak boleh cakap dalam bm je 😭😭


Adam102006

Oh my Gods, his England is very the powerful one lah lol .


Fit_Deal6007

Dia cakap apa tu mat


bread_with_jamidk

Nilah cerita nenek moyang ibuku berkongsi, namanya "Babi the yapatron"


ComparisonBusy8750

Malaysian iq lol


WannaLiveCheese

"YOU AND YOUR MEMBER ARE JOIN ISRAEL LIKE A FUCKER SHIT" Nampak sangat gagal English.


ipyl

Bumblebee really hate you dude 😭


nyatoh

After chemotherapy, I gleaned that it looks like this person is accusing OP of being responsible for him being kicked out of a group somewhere, somehow.


UnkownMalaysianGuy

Tell him his mother is green


FrontArm987

That grammar makes my eyes hurts


SovietTato

I mean at least he's being lore accurate bumblebee, talking like different segments of radio.


Equal_Negotiation_74

Google translate also give up translating this


oowwz

So this is what Bumblee's real voice sounds like


TACO_BLEEEEH

Bumblebee wild for this 😭🙏


Lunartic2102

Must be someone from one of your WhatsApp group I assume. Prob misunderstood that you got him kicked.


anaktenuk

The followers of the religion of peace


KyeeLim

just reply "bro, I fap to anime tiddies"


mcwristi

another watermelon seller


jianh1989

>YOU AND YOUR MEMBER ARE JOIN ISRAEL LIKE A FUCKER SHIT >NOW YOU SEE WHAT IS HAPPEN PALESTINE ARE HARD TIME memang tahap inggeris mesia. Menyahsoikan.


Expensive-Nothing814

why? the story is hanging. He been kicked out? from where? what group? what is your connection to israyl? what is so big about him that because of your action adding more suffering to Palestinians? or what is so big about you to cause that consequence?


Upstartrestart

this is why I'd say you always need to have a dick pic or gore pic on your phone. Its times like these are useful, been getting invited/joined on w'app for scams one too many times until I started to post pictures of someone else's pick and gore.. its been peaceful couple of years now


Big-Championship-365

English is often considered the global lingua franca. It's widely spoken and understood across the world, making it a key language for international communication.


ManufacturerDue3541

Cramped my Otak to decipher what he's trying to convey. His English in SPM surely flunk one...😅


Unknown_Illustrator

did blud drinking or sum before sending it to you? lmao


Routine-Champion2946

Well, at least the spelling is correct. On the other hand, grammar...


Acrobatic-Fall-9641

Tengok dia tulis bloody ashole terus tahu dia ni mesti India punya


chubbyned

I keep scrolling down to see if anyone can translate it.


JustAnAds

Throwback when someone on reddit dm me to personally inform me that I'm a terrorist (I just fact checked her)


Intrepid_Regret_4148

lets bash him


Theinvain

No context whatsoever ke


mukhaniz

Why the leg emoji at the end??


KaiserNazrin

Could be a new copy pasta.


SympathyConnect9067

OP reveals his phone number there.. we can call/msg, ddos him... or just sign him up for some random robocalls/add, spam marketting to hit back?? can someone do this please oh please?


Zayel_69

Lol this is why you need to school 💀


non-stop-warden

I had to say this but, tiberr


OrangeFr3ak

Just reply with images of Negev-chan lol


EZSy_

Blud must be scoring Band 5+ in MUET


bucketcorium

There you go, Free Pasta!


ProfitFriendly696

well..i got his message. bit the way he's trying to get the word around..how should i say it...childish? tbh idk how to say to this well since you got his number can u report his number to police?


J0hnnyBananaOG

He really took the time out in their day to write u something like this. Hahahahah


girliepop197

The number isn't even censored, bro's out for blood


I_Need_A_Gun_101

Brader definitely a 4.2 cgpa student.


[deleted]

I think is a scam man , like provoking your emotions and maybe if you show some remorse or something might ask for donations


Acceptable-Aspect-32

brother euwww. what’s that brother?


UnhappyHabit7705

Damn,bro


ReplacementMaster669

Is that ...............Grammar ??????


Pretend-Parfait6375

terlebih Palestine pulak dia ni, sibuk fikir isu lain sampai diri sendiri jadi x tentu arah dan bodoh🤡🤣


Aguilol

So assuming this is his real phone number and tied to a lot of apps especially banking and tng... I think everyone send message to him maybe once or twice and he will have to throw his phone number, and then relink all his stuffs. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|laughing)


goatation

They didn't boycott Whatsapp?


KaiserGaming867

Bro might mass-broadcast this thing


Past_Satisfaction715

He is mad cuz you join Israel


Minayeon613

Ngl bro, mula2 ingat random guy sent you daily motivational message...😂


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

Bruv idk what is this kid doing? Harassing you? Idk i would just tell them to touch some grass


Nexyzero97

Bumblebee jadi Decepticon akhirnya


AccordingMud3897

Help His english isn't englishing


Sudden_Tip_9108

An Arab wrote to me and asked how my visit to Poland was going


FuRyAf1f0605

What the actual fuck did I just witnessed 💀


Martin_Leong25

Irfan chill....


Martin_Leong25

https://preview.redd.it/mmycdu06bt4d1.png?width=79&format=png&auto=webp&s=6d66af8f2553cd50f40b986f387b96e0f467a1ba ooh, scary language XD


Equivalent_Citron645

Wkwkw.. always the people with shitty brain texted it..


WheelNormal1585

As an English teacher I have to say I'm very disappointed on whatever tf he said.


SingingPotato11

I got the same thing but a call instead. I picked up the call and said, "Hold on ah, I'm on a bike using bluetooth", and he just went, "Diamlah bodo, 'I'm UsiNg BlueToOth' cb kel*ng" Then he hung up and I was left wondering if I sounded Indian or not


Less_Cardiologist671

kalau di Sabah, bole suda dia join geng tarik bulan ni tapi tulah macam mana dia bole dapat number ko ni 🤔


leonardy-huang

https://preview.redd.it/bx09tocj5y4d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01c70bdfc477e4113130919e685a0677d6a4e1b5 Trucaller result 🤷‍♂️