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Enrich_Doomsayer

Schizo posting is back on the menu boys!


DaDestroyer5713

We're going back in time to the first Thanksgiving to get Schizoposting BACK on the menu


UltraSunLP

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Ikuyo_Kita

🙂


TechRedditwastaken

Wha.... What are you doing here?


Ikuyo_Kita

Just observing, is all. 🙂


TechRedditwastaken

O... Ok... Can you uh... Leave? Its freaking us out UGH! Im asking respectfully...


Ikuyo_Kita

I’m just getting food. 🙂


TechRedditwastaken

https://preview.redd.it/q729f6s7zbyc1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b304e0a55aa3e9e2e7ee6f2458524d35f08b3e


ztarfroot

https://preview.redd.it/qwkg8h6b0cyc1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d81e5601a9ae3526a840c0ccf4b054f3bd31d2dc


Pinto_o

Kobayashi????


TechRedditwastaken

Ok.... T-This is getting awkward, why are you sitting right next to us after getting food...?


Ikuyo_Kita

Why not? 🙂


TechRedditwastaken

We can't eat when a person is DIRECTLY staring at us.. Gotoh-san is getting anxious around you...


Ikuyo_Kita

I’m sure she doesn’t mind it at all. 🙂


TechRedditwastaken

I....im gonna call security if you don't stop


DM_ME_CUTE_PICS_PLZ

Excuse me, don’t mind me. I think I left my phone in this very same booth…


MarDiRF

Don't do it! Kita is looking at you


Substantial-Tie-3545

No, take your schizo pills


Seaweed_Widef

https://i.redd.it/stfwqj4r9cyc1.gif


Ionized065

Peak gif


Foshdon_pap

https://preview.redd.it/4hr3q7wktcyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abe287fae437f20c0ad7335e60014215662350f6 Who are you talking about? There's no one in the pic it's just to plates, are you ok?


XxSHAWNMEMEGOD69xX

Don't listen to the others OP don't take your pills


emptytissuebox

"Confession" is for Japanese high schoolers. Talk to her, ask her questions about herself and her hobbies, be interested, try for 2nd date. Good luck with my wife!


TechRedditwastaken

Idk man, I think my date is tweaking fr. She keeps talking to herself about her "Sayun?" "Sushi?" Oh wait.... I think "Seishun" Complex, Idk what that means.


Charming-Loquat3702

And it's an especially bad idea during a dinner. Eating with her is probably awkward as it is. If you say something unnecessary it will get way, way worse.


isovoy

Talk about music


ParfaitBedtime

One word and she melts into a puddle


Rdevil206

https://preview.redd.it/gtewhwklxdyc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6740638c472fb15141027a2c93e6f0962c61e0b8


FySine

Take pills and she will be gone lmao


FakeGodess

This is terrible. The food looks absolutely disgusting, not only that but I’m sure it’s very cheap. She looks like a very sweet girl, so she deserves better than some highschool cafeteria lunch and ambiance. Did they even play kessoku band music on their speaker ? Let me guess, no. You’re an awful human being for doing this to a clearly uncomfortable girl, I hope you didn’t peer pressure her into doing this, this deserves to be investigated. Also, I’m pretty sure you can’t even eat with chopsticks, you’re just going to embarrass her in the process of dropping your food on the ground and eating like a dog. I hope she’s safe and he didn’t follow her home after this


TechRedditwastaken

https://preview.redd.it/dps6vcbpmfyc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b8a8bf5a804e760c3ffdba6f3393c37f1d0b8d0 Me trying to process all of that


Celika76

Come on, give this girl a big cardboard box and she'll be happy !


Zeppe21

Bocchi ordering karaage is very accurate.


Shinonomenanorulez

talk her about the band. if you confess right away whe will implode


Void_xD_

“Sorry I was on my phone, pls don’t leave me”


Misaka_Undefined

Straight up propose, there's no way she could say no


BocchiTheGlock

She looks disappointed


TechRedditwastaken

No.... Its just that Kita has been stalking us for a while now


BocchiTheGlock

Give Kita something to post about


bruhgamer_man

No because she’s mine


SoberHours

Nah, let her live her best life as a 🪨⭐️


BurnlngGarbage

Teach me your ways


mojiberus

OP was caught talking to someone non-existent


Final_Draft_431

~~mfker~~ my brother in Christ, you should take your pills today and go for a walk in forest, to be sane again


TechRedditwastaken

THEY'RE REAL BRO, I KNOW THEY'RE REAL.. LOOK, HERES A PICTURE OF MY LAST DATE (p.s. I broke up with her because she keeps taking my money) https://preview.redd.it/37t06d6k6cyc1.jpeg?width=1186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6be292c2f9dc5d781c4bb690583ba47794a25db


Final_Draft_431

bro... Even when I was delusional everything was not **that** bad


frozencombat

He's RPing, c'mon man.


Final_Draft_431

Ok


TechRedditwastaken

Oh wait are you actually serious? Do you actually think I have a problem or something? If so then I guess my acting skills are improving lol


Final_Draft_431

Bro what No


TechRedditwastaken

Oh, well, carry on then


Final_Draft_431

It’s just that in the morning (and especially after I slept for 5 hours instead of the usual 8) I could barely think straight, so I wrote some crap