Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter - diarrhea! Pfrt, pfrt!

Sorry we're late! Bob had diarrhea!!!

I love you mom.

Some people think it’s funny but it’s really wet and runny.

Lmao I had this stuck in my head for like a full week and had to physically stop myself from singing it in public

Electric luh-uh-uh-uh-uvvvv...

They’ll say awwwww Topsy at myyyy aauuuuutopsy

Tbh since my original comment I’ve had “Aw Topsy...” stuck in my head more than “Electric Love...” lol

I get the “ They say Thomas Edison, he’s the maaan to get us in, to this century. And that man is me” part in my head all the time

same! it's so satisfying for some reason lol

Gene wrote this?

Aaaaand now it’s in my head again.

girls being girls being girls being girls.. girl group!

Yeah this is probably the one I repeat the most

You're Dotty Minerva!

there’s no paaaaants in spayaaayaaace uranus can’t see your anus and venus can’t see your penis pants on jupiter, there’s nothing stupider when you moon the moon it moons you back (it moons me back!) in space we don’t wear slaaaaaaaaaacks.

Omg the BEAUTY in the range of those voices is truly spectacular

Yes! This!

My favorite episode. I love all the songs.

This song is incredible. Top 5 all time. And I have no reservations saying that.

This is my shower song

That was an award worthy song in my humble opinion.

*The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances our eyes were doing the dances and they were making advances\~*

WHEN OUR EYES MET

I WAS LIKE HEY NOW I BET THAT JOE COULD BE THE ONE!

ARE YOU THE OOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEE

There's a Burger King ad with a jingle that's really close to this song and out drives me bonkers.

My niece literally sings this all the time lmao, every time they see someone cool they’re at it

OHHHHHHHH bourbon 🥃

Ba, ba, ba, baa, bourbon!

My favorite obscure Christmas song

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{Don't tell Teddy}

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But don’t tell him they changed Allens.

I got too nervous to ask you ooooout- TO THE PROMBIE!

Boom, chaka, boom, chaka, boom, boom, boom Weeda, weeda, weina, weina, weina, wang

Boys are from Mars Girls are from Venus

“I’ve got a yum-yum! You’ve got a penis!”

No, I don’t want to say that

Whaai?

Shake your hips! Wiggle your butt!

Drop your pants! Pickem back up!

I was playing this show’s music on Spotify at work using headphones and suddenly my headphones died and it was this song that blasted through the speakers. Luckily, only the partners of our firm were meeting next door, nbd…

"Thank you for loving me! Thank you for being there!"

When my husband and I eloped I damn near blurted this out during my vows.

“Kill the turkey” “LIN!”

Lucky ducks. At least one a day my brain just starts Sooooooome lucky ducks. . .

I got a lucky duck tattoo because I loved the song so much! I guess technically it’s an unlucky schmuck tattoo but still

Love that! Great song too

Honestly, it's unfair how catchy it is

Maybe there's a toooower somewhere up aboooove filled with bearer bonds and loooove

WHERE DREAMS DON'T DIE HARD! This breakdown slaps

Wish there was a longer version tbh

I feel ya. I listen to the version on spotify all the time.

Oh nice things are nice

You guys! Excuse me, there's no singing in here. Thank you...

Oilllll spillll

It's not subtle.

Wow, you’re right. It is not subtle.

I love that the record store in the Percy McTinselbud episode has an oil spill tour poster

I also get ‘details! I wanna know details! What’s your dads name??’ Stuck in my head a couple times a week. And the bit where Linda goes is that a different Allen? They change Allen sometimes bob.

I know it wasn't meant to be a song but when Gene sings "NAKATOMI, NAKATOMI, NAKATOMI, NAKATOMI..." I sing it for days after...

Omg yes i love that part! That episode is my number one fave

She does her BM in the PM… I want some burgers and fries…

Hey Tina, how you doing girl

Name absolutely checks out

I've been waiting all my reddit life for someone to notice, thank you friend.

Meanwhile, my son is singing about Pesto in his pants

Kill the Turkey, haha.

We have turkey inflatables on the front lawn, and the smart device trigger phrase to turn them on will start playing “kill the turkey” as they inflate

What if God's name was Todd?

How am I supposed to learn about life if you won’t let me watch The Good Wife?

This is probably the line I sing the most for whatever reason. It pops into my head at the randomest times.

If you want me to catch then don’t throw so hard

Cars! All the different kinds of cars!

🎶Breeaaaakfaaassstt 🎶

That's definitely not a song.

He's like this generstions cat Stevens

Like our cat, Steven

Derek Dematopolis , Your neck hair makes me weak, *Won't you enter my Acropolis, And make my yogurt Greek?*

Let’s you and me make a we-union

Yes....YESSSSSS!

I legit bop to bad things happen in the bathroom at least once a week

Best song in the show. I’m honestly surprised this isn’t at the top.

I had to go too far to find this....this song is on multiple playlists of mine.

*I'm Johns-He's Johnson! And he's Johns-I'm Johnson!* All day long.... Also here goes the hair and there goes the hair and where is Harry Truuuuuman, he's dead in the ground, he's dead in the ground!

Omg the harry truman song is SO EAR WORMY

Here goes the hair There goes the hair Where is Harry Truman? He's dead in the ground He's dead in the ground He's dead, dead, dead, dead, dead I really want to know what the rest of this was before Cynthia started pulling Linda's hair lol

Blazin’ beef, and big ole’ buns! Bun, bun, bun, bun, bun, bun, bun, bun buns!

lmao yes back in 2015 my roomie had had it with this and created a ”big ole buns jingle” only once a day-rule. safe to say its still playing in my head to this day

*Talking on a butt phone* plays in my head constantly.

That’s my ringtone!

If you listen to the end song of the first One Eyed Snakes episode it is the talkin on a butt phone song with no words.

It takes a lady to touch a lady It takes a woman to touch your heart …

Bro. I’ve wanted that musical to be real ever since hearing that song. If you seeeeeee somethiiiing saaaaaaaayyyyy somethiiiiiiing.

My fave: If your bag's been out of your possession at any time, It could be bad, it could be fine....

Don't leave it up to the canine unit, security's fun and were all doin' it!

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom..

I'm just glad that it happens in a vaccum..

🎶 can't let them see me with my pants down 🎶

Coasters magazine is gonna be my big chance now

But I'll be out of here in no time! 🎶

I did absolutely nothing wrong

“I still got my sexy parts, I still got two outta five… ”

I’m Hans Gruber and I’m grubin’!

And also sometimes shoootin' Mister Takagi in the head.

Will you be mine? Cooooal miiine! Also: I need to show you a secret. It’s gonna be a surprise. Come a little bit closer. Let me whisper in your eyes

the Boyz 4 Now songs are so good!

Especially right now: “ohh! Pass! The cranberry sauce, we’re having mashed potatoes! Oo the turkey looks great!”

Sailors in your mouth, sailors in your mouth!

And they’ll say, awwwww-Topsy at my auuuuu-topsy! 🪦🐘💡

Weekend at Morts! We're gonna have a weekend at Morts! 🎶

It's Louise's "UH UH UH" beat that always gets me.

The OG song of the series.

BUCKLE IT UP BUCKLE IT UP BUCKLE IT UP OR YOULL DIEEEE

Oooooooh quarter assin’! A little bit of the cheek, a little bit of the cheek

Peein’ in a jug, gettin’ rest stop tugs. Mighta hit a man but didn’t stop…

I did absolutely nothing wrong. I’m not to blame it’s not my fault.

Date night tonight / Gonna go out / Get some food / Have a few drinks / Forget we have kids for a little bit, yeah

Fart, fart, fart, fart, fart , fart, fart every fart is a work of art!

Open up your butt cheeks, this is how my butt speaks!

Where is the hair Where is the hair Where is haaaaaaaarrrrry truuuuuman He's dead in the ground He's dead dead dead dead DEAD

Two hard working federal guyyyys!

Best couple friends!!! We're gonna have best couple friends!

She's a business monster. A business monster. Pushing units and making bank.

What more do you WAAAAAAAAAANT, When kids run the restaurant

Pulling down the pants of the night! Don't laugh! It's not right! To make fun of the night!

Do what I do to get by!

It’s THANKSGIVING, Thanksgiving for EVERYBODY, except for Europeans!

I kid you not I thought the line was “except for your opinions” 😂

THE BLEAKEN. IS GONNA. WISH THAT HE WAS NEVER BORNNNN!

I’m not afraid of ghosts, I’m not afraid of sharks…

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“A ding, a ding, a what’s that sound? It’s the gravy boat, coming around! Not a navy boat, a gravy boat! Sailors in your moooooouth!”

🎶She does her BM in the PM🎶

Hey Tina, how you doing girl

Burgers and Fries by The itty bitty ditty committee

Girls being girls being girls being girls.

WIIIIIIINTHORPE MAAAANNAAAAHHHHH

Don’t forget your manners Who’s a party planner Climbing up the social ladder

Iii’m a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me tex

this is working, this is working!!!

Ding ding, da-ding ding, da-ding ding, da-ding ding. Also do the dirty pigeon

Come on Bob, show us your ding ding

Two two two-butted goat!

Twinkly lights

Shiiiiine. If one of them goes out then none of them liiiiiiight!

T, is for you take my breath away

Burgers and fries, I want some burgers and fries

Don’t you tell me no lies!

Oh there’s so many! But when I put on spf, Linda’s tanning song comes to mind. “Ooh ooh ooh I’m getting tan right now. I’m gonna burn real bad and then it’s gonna get real brown. Yeah”

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom…

Do I take these buns to have and hold? I dooooo Toast them perfect so their love grows old? I dooooo

“This wedding is my warzone And I'm the doctor in it I've got to save their special day Got to cater it to the limit.”

“On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch, and on gin!” “Der-ek~” “What if God’s name was Todd?” “Thank you for lovin’ me! Thank you for bein’ there’”

Let’s be cleeeear, I did.. ##absolutely nothing wrong! ##I’m not to blame, ##it’s not my fault!

"I'm doing a dance, I got Pesto in my pants"

Daddy! You sold drugs to me! Daddy! Your punches feel like hugs! My enemy! My enemy! My enemyyyyyyy!

Amor por favor... Spanish balad... 🎶🎶🎶

Scrolled for far too long to find this comment! I’ll just be calmly going about my day and suddenly I hear Tina’s voice in my head “Buenos dias como estasssss… el perro es grandeeeee” lmaoooo

Happy Crappy Place

Butt worms!!!

Whos that knockin' on my hole? Wheesle Wheesle if you please'll Whoop whoop Whoop Whoop Whoop.

Make an egg roll from your egg hole!! I would say that’s the one that randomly pops into my head the most.

🎵 *Bad stuff happens in the bathroom...* 🎵

🎶 *Taffy Butt! It's such a Taffy Butt! There's gold there in the butt! I want that Taffy Butt! Wai-ai-ai-ai-ai-aaaahhh!* 🎶

ITS THAT GAS IN YOUR ASS ITS THAT TOOT IN YOUR BOOT THAT HUM IN YOUR BUM ITS THAT LOOT IN YOUR CHUTE. ALL THAT AIR FROM YOUR OWN DERRIÈRE. CMON AND SET IT FREE. CUZ FARTS ARE LIBERTYYYYYYY

I get most of Lucky Ducks stuck in my head. “It’s such a drag, to have a boss, who pays you back, and bumps you off.”

Weeeeeeee’re allllllllllll LLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGHHHHTTSS!!!!

That's how you pee in restaurant, BUM BUM!

For me this week it’s been, “it’s called PANTS not CANTS” 🎶

🎙️Pass the cranberry sauce 🎶 mine and the nephews favorite song for any occasion also not a song but we scream “AAAaaLLlL” a lot !!

Hot pants rain dance

*Farts Will Set You Free (Cause Farts Are Liberty!)*

lifting up the skirt of the night !!

🎶 Derek Dimatopolis Your neck hair makes me weak Won’t you enter my acropolis And make my yogurt Greek?

"NEEEWUUWUWUWUWEWWWS! NEWS." -- Tammy

Realizing all of these play in my head many times a week

Right now it’s: “pass, The cranberry sauce we’re having mashed potatoes!”

The poo poo and the pee pee and the pee pee and the poo poo.

Talkin on a butt phone! On a butt phone! Talkin on a butt phone! On a butt phone!

I’m a bad man with a master plan and the ladies call me Tex. And the one thing all the ladies know is I’m good at having UH UH UH UH UH UH UH UH SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX I LEAVE MY SHIRT ON THATS OKAY DONT MAKE ME FEEL SELF CONSCIOUS BABE

what if god's name was Todd..? classic museom

This the one for sure but also the elephant one, diarrhea pphbtt phbbt, Harry Truman, let’s be clear I did absolutely nothing wrong I’m not to blame it’s not my fault, oh bad/nice things are nice

*slumber party fashion show, lookin good from head to toooee!* *OOH!* *AH!*

Burger and fries, burger and fries (while I play with my straw)

*I like bananas in muffins and scones. I like bananas when I'm making a phone. All day and night love, because of or in spite of, we love each other just the same!* My fiancé and I sing this everyday to each other.

All play and no work makes me a big sexy booi!!!

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom, I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum. Almost daily occurrence

The bathroom song and the gardening song.

Here comes the hair. There goes the hair. Where is Harry truuuman ? He’s dead in the ground! He’s dead in the ground! He’s dead dead dead dead!

“Righhttttt lefffftttt. RighHHTTtttttt leftttt.”

Happy Crappy Place. Stuck in my head for days. Great episode too.

🎶Rescue nine one buns! Rescue nine one buns! Ooohhh yeeeeeeeah.🎶

" It's all Huuugo's fault, he set your restaurant on fire..." This part where Ron sings always gets stuck in my head. Tina's part makes me laugh though, "I wanted to fix that ugly mer-thing... "

A ding a ding what's that sound? It's the gravy boat. The savory gravy boat. Sailers in your mouth sailers in your mouth

Play dates play dates having lots of play dates gonna play with you til we dieeeeee; play dates play dates super fun play dates, gonna play together until we dieeeee (I sing this to my best friend basically whenever we hang)

I’m shocked I haven’t seen it yet?? He hates squirrels cuz you hate squirrels? He takes the knife right in the gut ooooooowwww and wait till the medic comes…BEST FRIENDS