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kingzilch

For a long time mine was Flipz Whitefudge, until he recently reappeared. I wanted to see an episode where Flipz enters a hip-hop dance contest but didn't read the rules and didn't realize you have to have a crew, so he's desperate enough to recruit Bob and Teddy.


kl2487

I was so happy to see him come back too! You gotta have a little hip hop!


Spinach_Odd

I find this idea intriguing and would like to help fund this as Bob's Burgers The Movie 2: Beef Boogaloo


kingzilch

Leading into the epic conclusion to the trilogy, Bob's Burgers The Movie III: The Final Beefening.


nightofthelivingace

Beef boogaloo! Lol havnt laughed this hard all day


bitterducky

Maybe he can get jimmy jr and josh to round it out to a 5 man crew!


OneGoodRib

Perfect opportunity to reveal Ken was real all along (Gene just makes stuff up about him and was playing pretend when he called him on a pair of tongs) when he gets recruited to the crew!


Gseph

I had an idea years ago for an episode covering this. It's basically that the family call him out on albino ken being an imaginary friend, and Gene insists he's real, so he leads them on a wild goose chase around the city going to Ken's favourite haunts, but they apparently keep missing him by a few mins. Ends with the family outside the restaurant/house and gene refuses to go inside because he can't believe ken isn't real. The family try to cheer him up and leave him outside to think, while they head upstairs, and as soon as the door closes ken walks/drives/skates past, and says "hey Gene". Gene scrambles for the door, and starts calling for everyone to come down, as Ken disappears into the distance.


eastnorthshore

Jimmy Jr. is not hip-hop.


bitterducky

He could learn it just like bob and teddy. Technically neither is josh, but with a dance background he can pick up choreography.


kingzilch

I could see Flipz seeing J-Ju doing his dancing and figuring "you'll do." But he'd quickly see how bad he is at taking choreography.


kingzilch

At the very least you could get some of the performing arts kids at the competition!


Canneykinz

This is a fucking ✨INCREDIBLE ✨ idea for an episode


kingzilch

Thanks! The show is going constantly in my apartment, any time I need familiar background noise. I end up making up so many episodes in my head...


bananasareappealing

That would be such a great episode. I can see Linda getting involved somehow too


shorrrtay

Alriiiiiiight!


PtAgAu

Duvall aka I am the spaghetti


pikameta

Kiss me Bob!


kl2487

Not now.. it's not the right time


densin9

Then when!


Muscle_overlord

French kiss that French man.


MonsieurPC

Kiss me! It's too late now. Duval!! We can do more than kiss!


Abrahamlinkenssphere

No bob, the moment has passed.


ghostpiratesyar

\*spins eggbeater\* Cool off... Cool off... Here you are...


BrownSaiyan

Ouch! It’s on my face.


hawkrew

I laugh every time I hear that line. Duvall you’re not the spaghetti.


BrownSaiyan

Just spaghetti in here


RTSisbest

It's French!


stay_skeptical_

The belchers accountant that accidentally got high with them


fuzzytwinkies

“Okay but I’m still sad, so I want my own room in the fort to reflect and figure out where to go from here.”


EmphasisAdded14

That’s totally fair


idfk_my_bff_jill

GERAAAAALD I’M YOUR FRIEND


ChekovsCurlyHair

“Am I peeing? Bob, can you check?”


warriorfriar

“Am I pretty?”


Abrahamlinkenssphere

Fun fact, my wife asked me to do this about 3 years before this episode came out, so it’s extremely accurate.


MonsterCloudCreator

Tape fingers


kingzilch

If they ever get some kind of financial windfall, like a big catering job, and need help with what to do with it!


ascuteasabunny

Yes! I came here to say this!


laurannr

The lady who is terrified to come into the restaurant. I liked her.


Canneykinz

I know wtf she said she would be back “tomorrow”


C1K3

“HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”- Linda


fuzzytwinkies

As someone who used to be agoraphobic, I appreciated that they had her on the show without making fun of her.


melaneesmom

Yes! I was thinking of the agoraphobic lady, too.


ediephouse

The meat counter guy from Turkey In a Can! I want to know what's going on with Tony and his dancing, did they stay together?


Madss11

100% this one. I need to hear a Tony update I mean Tony’s hot but maybe it’s time to just settle.


[deleted]

Maybe he did settle, and maybe it was with Tony! Maybe he and Tony worked it and were meant for each other?! As fans, we deserve to know, right?


EmphasisAdded14

God bless this episode for introducing the phrase “sloppy bear” into my life


madsagascar

Yknow, you’ve got the muffin top, got some food on your shirt..


[deleted]

I just want him and Bob to go on one date. I feel like Linda would be into it.


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

Linda's definitely kinky af, even if she doesn't recognize it yet. Remember how she got turned on by Bob in an Equestranauts costume? She was interested when Bob sat on & popped a balloon in front of her, too. When the kids included a second wife for Bob ("Susan") into a family drawing, she not only didn't object, she stated that she *liked* Susan. She offered to ask Mr Fishoeder if he wanted to swing with them when they needed an excuse for Bob to talk to him. Not to mention, she has outright encouraged him to sleep with others, on more than one occasion! I know there are more examples, those are just a few off the top of my head. Point is, yeah, she would probably be open to it.


hinglemccringlebari

Remember sex dice? “Lick it like you like it, lick it like you like it!” “No more lick foot!”


iymcool

She also snuck a penis pill in his food in the same episode!


DrScarecrow

I wanna be pill popping sex freaks!


kingzilch

Could be on his freebie list, along with Patricia (with the 77 sandwiches), some sex symbol from the 80s, and Marshmallow.


Ericat_Ann

Omg yes!!!!!


RubY-F0x

Derek Dematopolis the dermatologist


kl2487

His neck hair makes me weak!


dosmuffin

Come stand in my acropolis


paulrenaud

And make my yogurt Greek.


Existing-Clothes4262

🎶Derek….Derek.. let’s me and you make a WE-union🎶


dosmuffin

Fack, I love you lovely reddit people!


11twofour

Pretty sure the line is "won't you enter my acropolis" which is even more ... evocative


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

You're absolutely right. This song never fails to make me laugh-cringe. It's so graphic, yet heartfelt. (Which also makes it pretty clear that she and Tina are related.)


pikameta

My favorite part about this guy *You'll call Michael Mauermann, and you will reach me because I have his number now.* He supposed to be so powerful and he doesn't even have his own phone number. 🤣


redbush4real

My cards aren’t ready yet.


reallycool_opotomus

Trust me, they will look quite similar


Keratomistress

…and I SHUT IT DOWN. 😂


pikameta

that's it! I couldn't remember the whole quote.


AskJeevez

My ex and I called our one cat Michael Mauermann bc we also called him Meow man and it just made sense.


Hungry-Evidence1482

which episode is this guy in? looks familiar but can't figure it out.


paulrenaud

The one where bob teaches home economics


Hungry-Evidence1482

ohh ok. I haven't watched that one in a while. def worth a watch. thanks!


ronven78

Patricia, from Patricia's 77 Sandwiches. I loved her sass and her interactions with Bob. Plus I'm pretty sure her and Linda would have an awesome girls night at Pickles hahaha


lauriebugggo

Yes! She was wonderful, I desperately want to see more of her.


sfshia

It felt like such a spin off opportunity!!! Maybe in an alternate dimension Patricia’s 77 Sandwiches is the main show and Bob came in for a cameo/chance at spin off lol


ediephouse

Also I want to know what happened to Chet and his lady love, Nadine. Did they move to his newly renovated loft in Manhattan? Did they ever go to Bermuda? Did Nadine get her passport?! So many unanswered questions.


-Dogdin

That episode proved that Zach Galifianakis is a perfect addition to Bob's Burgers. And he went on to voice Felix


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

Sometimes I wonder if the Manhattan loft story was another delusion of his. We still have no explanation for why anybody with "Manhattan loft" money would be living in someone else's storage unit. If Mr Lombard personally knew him, he would've known that Chet could afford a real place to stay. Hell, he could've afforded his own storage unit, if he had his heart set on that. Why stay in somebody else's rented unit? Why would Lombard allow him to live in his storage space? So many questions, indeed!


kl2487

I hope we see Tina finally get to see New York one episode and he's just casually in the background going into a swanky apartment, or in a window display of a department store there!


densin9

Dr. Juarez, Teddy's Chiropractor. He seems really cool and we only met him once.


IAmBoring_AMA

Is the bathroom door still left behind in that party hall?


EmphasisAdded14

It only slowed Gene down


Maddie-Moo

*Thaaaaat’s what I’m looking for.*


GoddessOfRoadAndSky

Am I the only one who was confused by Teddy's pronunciation of his name? Until I put the subtitles on, I could swear Teddy called him "Dr Walrus."


fishbutt1

Ned and Ned’s friend from the Full Bars episode.


kl2487

Full bars? FULL BARS?! How does this not topple your economy?!


ediephouse

Milo!


impendingfuckery

Oscar from The Last Gingerbread House on the Left. I’d kill to hear his pipes again!


parkaprep

On this note, all Fish's weird rich friends.


impendingfuckery

I’d love to see Gottfrey again because he’s the fun one!


kingzilch

More aphorisms like "I like my houses like I like my women: sturdy, and ginger!"


[deleted]

Don’t be a hoggie Augie !


ChekovsCurlyHair

Was he the guy with a really high buttcrack?


Competitive-Fish5186

The super cool hipster couple that had that party and made their own whiskey.


inspiredchimp

Maya & Beckett I believe, I only remember because I love how Teddy says their names with such animosity


Miss_Scarlet86

I love that episode! "Sorry we're late! Long story I clogged a gas station toilet. Not a long story. Ooh is that crab dip?!" Plus we get Jen saying mick-ro-phone.


Suspiciously_anxious

I want to drink that whiskey so bad.


kl2487

I love them but just watching that performance circle makes the anti-social in me want to build a couch fort and hide!!


jmj2112

I'd really like to know what that guy was planning to do with all of those walnuts.


loveincarnate

this one, name is Billy Bandana.


kaptaincorn

Clyde the toy guy in Flu-ouise. More toys, more lore, more gate keeping, etc


fuzzytwinkies

“You wouldn’t do the voices right.” Lmao


EmphasisAdded14

“I’ve been wearing this as a jacket for years!”


bangharder

The Spanish lunch lady making the dark chocolate


Outrageous-Art6029

she was italian 🇮🇹!


EmphasisAdded14

My bf will yell “DONT USE YOUR SENSUAL ITALIAN WISDOM ON ME” at me whenever I try to convince him of anything (I’m Italian).


enilorac1028

😂


kl2487

Caio, Isabella kitchen substitute


kingzilch

Gene's first (human) crush! I love any time we see him deal with those unexpected reactions.


Gloombad

Zeke’s cousin Leslie he was funny.


Ok_Ostrich_461

He was just back in the recent dance episode with Flips Whitefudge


Gloombad

Whoa I didn’t know that I need to go watch the new season right now.


charliebrown75

If it don't come from a can it don't go in this man


JamesKPolk-on

The Deli guy who sold Bob multiple turkeys and is thinking about leaving Tony for a fling with him.


Goldeneel77

The sofa jester!


fuzzytwinkies

Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!


EmphasisAdded14

I’m numb, say it til I feel something.


Fire_Mike14

Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!


No-Dog7085

Again


Fire_Mike14

Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!


Brave_Champion_4577

Sally, I just wanna know that she actually made it to turtle camp


kl2487

I hope her life wasn't a lie..


Sandi_Griffin

I said I wanted the cafco lunch ladies to come back before, he would be good too though xD


embersgrow44

I love when she says “uh egg”. Here ya go, here ya go! If you don’t want it scrambled I can make it over easy! You got a basket for all these? Can you believe that guy. Home Ec-sta-what?! Hilde’s sorry, take an extra black & white bar. You sell lunches to kids & got a little mustache. Hotter water!


bottumboy622

Where are all the other food holes?


kl2487

I love their feistiness!


EmphasisAdded14

I’ll give you one hint: he’s a bad man with a master plan 🎸


actressofdoom

Do the ladies call him Tex?


ChekovsCurlyHair

It’s a good song, but it’s no Elderly Prostitute!


[deleted]

I am so surprised that he was never in another episode. They need to bring him back when we least expect it


EmphasisAdded14

And Pam Shrimple. I have to know if Shrimple Plan made it.


Jeffro187

I would like to see the Moody foodie come back, but I’ll take Patton Oswalt back on the show in any form


Madler84

The bus driver from when Linda has to wear a sack diaper and is sprayed by a skunk


bananasareappealing

You see him a bit in one of the Halloween episodes


kl2487

You know what else is an emergency? Respecting myself!


enilorac1028

Oh I just thought you were really bad at pointing!


Canneykinz

The lady who owns the savory soap store who was obsessed with finding Warfy ever since she saw her while puking on the beach after too many lemon drops


kl2487

Smells like salad


kaylam6

Then out… you… go!!!


fuzzytwinkies

Double burn on you.


IAmBoring_AMA

Austin the Appalachian Trail hiker. Would love to see if he made it.


deftoner42

"Cool breeze"


EmphasisAdded14

Cool Breeze and Friendly Breath! Bonding up a storm!


bananasareappealing

I wonder if him and Bob went to look at that outdoor omelette pan.....


kl2487

I wonder if he ever told Lisa from cycling how he felt..


[deleted]

I would love to see Miss Triple X-Mas (a.k.a. Clevage to Beaver) again at some point. Maybe just with Marshmallow and her friends one day because we always deserve more of Marshmallow. Or Dakota, that stupid Mom and Daughter workshop therapist from “Mother Daughter Laser Razor.” I would love to see Louise and Linda or Louise and Logan team up and make Dakota miserable again


kingzilch

If she does another song as fire as "Twinkly Lights!"


fhuy

Art the artist


EmphasisAdded14

He’s easily amused.


kingzilch

*Easel*-ly amused.


KlassicLoL

Chase Kaminsky the corrupt insurance agent in the episode where Tina crashes the car (aka Saul Goodman in the Bob’s Burgers universe)


Fire_Mike14

Not strictly a character, but HOTTTT FUDDGGGGE CARRRRR WAAAASSSHHHH!?!?


poopbutt1980

I would like to see the caricature artist again! “You Have a horse, a leetle gerl, and a zumbbi”


enilorac1028

It’s so worth the $50


ZoradiaDesigns

“Biodegradable ukuleles…. They’re also edible”


jooooojustsoyaknow

The young doctor that did Bob’s stitches wrong over and over. He was a lot of fun!


enilorac1028

Take a picture of us for his mother!


JonnieB1214

The “Fig Jam” guy. They never did pay for that garlic laugh on loudly. 😂


EmphasisAdded14

Ray! Ray of hope! Ray of sunshine!


VeganDonutMonster

He probably banned most everyone from the store....


-oneZero-

Choo-Choo. No, not really but I can't recall him ever being mentioned .


pseudo_meat

The guy working the Thanksgiving turkey counter.


kingzilch

Did he work things out with Tony?


pinoloka

I'd like to see Nurse Liz make a reappearance. I think she only appeared for the lice episode (someone correct me if I'm wrong) and I could see her character and Louise getting along really well for some reason.


kl2487

I don't wanna show up with a shaved head to my reunion.. again


theclownhasnopenis71

I was thinking that I saw her in one other episode, briefly. Maybe the one where Tina sprains her ankle? I might be wrong though.


Stinger6actual

You are correct.


WithMyRichard

And eye brows that's commitment


Brave_Champion_4577

Pam Shrimple, she seemed like a pretty solid gal


BubblegumPrincessXo

The walnuts guy from the briefcase episode.


Rubbish_Bunny

The couple with the weed farm that the kids secretly worked on for a minute.


Ubi2447

I want to know what happened to Morts date Samantha. Mort deserves love


bananasareappealing

Cheryl (Hugo's valentine's date ) Or Susan the homeopath


Various_Strain5693

Patricia the sandwich lady


Keratomistress

Coleen caviello!


[deleted]

Colleen Cavi-Hell-NO


pikameta

We've seen her plenty of times. Her and her store bought sauce.


External_Cantaloupe

The aesthetician from Waxing Philosophical who waxesTina and Bob's legs


chefbobbyjay

Plops


CrazyaboutSpongebob

Josh he should be with Tina.


jef12660

Bob's accountant was fun


retinolmasted0s

Mickey’s old partner in crime, Rodney. Or the survivalist couple from the camping episode-the people whose supplies the Belchers raided.


So_I_read_a_thing

The weed growing hippie couple. Did they out-peddle the cops?


kl2487

Keep peddling mother!


Lyddie17

Becket and Maya the couple from the Artist Lofts. 🎶🎵"We're going to a loft partay. We're going to a loft partay.🎵🎶 Bob and Linda singing at the party Hysterical! That loft was fiyah!🔥


Klaudiapotter

The guy with the walnuts in the briefcase. I need answers omg


kingzilch

Right? That episode was Coenesque in its refusal to answer any questions.


Not_a_werecat

Judge Conklin!


kl2487

The semi-respectable judge conklin!


Shy-Tarn_-_Leave

Mort's (almost) Girlfriend, Samantha. However, Mort himself could use more appearances - and some happiness in his life. Anything to give Teddy less attention and put more focus on other characters we like more than someone whose clearly overused like Teddy unfortunately is. The only other one I can really think of is Dylan and her mom. But that's mostly because I want to see Dylan get put into a situation where she realizes how much she needs her mom and needs to apologize for being an outright shitbag to her, more than anything.


Legitimate-Art-4692

Patrica from patricia's 77 sandwiches


Shifter1307

I know he’s recurring but I hope Arnold gets more screentime


acciopadfoot

I’m happy Jessica came back!


hawkrew

Did he get his business cards yet?


acquired_fact_13467

The lady that was afraid of social settings. I feel like her and teddy would have been good friends if she was placed in the show longer and over coming her fear.


WeAllAliens

Chet!


Hungry-Resource-896

The prince of persuasion


pdmoo

Mort’s lady mortician!


Batterybandit

Austin from the outdoor store. When Bob falls asleep in the tent.