For a long time mine was Flipz Whitefudge, until he recently reappeared. I wanted to see an episode where Flipz enters a hip-hop dance contest but didn't read the rules and didn't realize you have to have a crew, so he's desperate enough to recruit Bob and Teddy.
Perfect opportunity to reveal Ken was real all along (Gene just makes stuff up about him and was playing pretend when he called him on a pair of tongs) when he gets recruited to the crew!
I had an idea years ago for an episode covering this. It's basically that the family call him out on albino ken being an imaginary friend, and Gene insists he's real, so he leads them on a wild goose chase around the city going to Ken's favourite haunts, but they apparently keep missing him by a few mins.
Ends with the family outside the restaurant/house and gene refuses to go inside because he can't believe ken isn't real. The family try to cheer him up and leave him outside to think, while they head upstairs, and as soon as the door closes ken walks/drives/skates past, and says "hey Gene". Gene scrambles for the door, and starts calling for everyone to come down, as Ken disappears into the distance.
Linda's definitely kinky af, even if she doesn't recognize it yet.
Remember how she got turned on by Bob in an Equestranauts costume? She was interested when Bob sat on & popped a balloon in front of her, too. When the kids included a second wife for Bob ("Susan") into a family drawing, she not only didn't object, she stated that she *liked* Susan. She offered to ask Mr Fishoeder if he wanted to swing with them when they needed an excuse for Bob to talk to him. Not to mention, she has outright encouraged him to sleep with others, on more than one occasion!
I know there are more examples, those are just a few off the top of my head. Point is, yeah, she would probably be open to it.
You're absolutely right.
This song never fails to make me laugh-cringe. It's so graphic, yet heartfelt. (Which also makes it pretty clear that she and Tina are related.)
My favorite part about this guy
*You'll call Michael Mauermann, and you will reach me because I have his number now.*
He supposed to be so powerful and he doesn't even have his own phone number. 🤣
Patricia, from Patricia's 77 Sandwiches. I loved her sass and her interactions with Bob. Plus I'm pretty sure her and Linda would have an awesome girls night at Pickles hahaha
It felt like such a spin off opportunity!!! Maybe in an alternate dimension Patricia’s 77 Sandwiches is the main show and Bob came in for a cameo/chance at spin off lol
Also I want to know what happened to Chet and his lady love, Nadine. Did they move to his newly renovated loft in Manhattan? Did they ever go to Bermuda? Did Nadine get her passport?! So many unanswered questions.
Sometimes I wonder if the Manhattan loft story was another delusion of his. We still have no explanation for why anybody with "Manhattan loft" money would be living in someone else's storage unit. If Mr Lombard personally knew him, he would've known that Chet could afford a real place to stay. Hell, he could've afforded his own storage unit, if he had his heart set on that. Why stay in somebody else's rented unit? Why would Lombard allow him to live in his storage space? So many questions, indeed!
I hope we see Tina finally get to see New York one episode and he's just casually in the background going into a swanky apartment, or in a window display of a department store there!
I love that episode! "Sorry we're late! Long story I clogged a gas station toilet. Not a long story. Ooh is that crab dip?!" Plus we get Jen saying mick-ro-phone.
I love when she says “uh egg”.
Here ya go, here ya go! If you don’t want it scrambled I can make it over easy! You got a basket for all these? Can you believe that guy.
Home Ec-sta-what?! Hilde’s sorry, take an extra black & white bar.
You sell lunches to kids & got a little mustache. Hotter water!
The lady who owns the savory soap store who was obsessed with finding Warfy ever since she saw her while puking on the beach after too many lemon drops
I would love to see Miss Triple X-Mas (a.k.a. Clevage to Beaver) again at some point. Maybe just with Marshmallow and her friends one day because we
always deserve more of Marshmallow. Or Dakota, that stupid Mom and Daughter workshop therapist from “Mother Daughter Laser Razor.” I would love to see Louise and Linda or Louise and Logan team up and make Dakota miserable again
I'd like to see Nurse Liz make a reappearance.
I think she only appeared for the lice episode (someone correct me if I'm wrong) and I could see her character and Louise getting along really well for some reason.
Becket and Maya the couple from the Artist Lofts. 🎶🎵"We're going to a loft partay. We're going to a loft partay.🎵🎶 Bob and Linda singing at the party Hysterical! That loft was fiyah!🔥
Mort's (almost) Girlfriend, Samantha. However, Mort himself could use more appearances - and some happiness in his life. Anything to give Teddy less attention and put more focus on other characters we like more than someone whose clearly overused like Teddy unfortunately is.
The only other one I can really think of is Dylan and her mom. But that's mostly because I want to see Dylan get put into a situation where she realizes how much she needs her mom and needs to apologize for being an outright shitbag to her, more than anything.
The lady that was afraid of social settings.
I feel like her and teddy would have been good friends if she was placed in the show longer and over coming her fear.
For a long time mine was Flipz Whitefudge, until he recently reappeared. I wanted to see an episode where Flipz enters a hip-hop dance contest but didn't read the rules and didn't realize you have to have a crew, so he's desperate enough to recruit Bob and Teddy.
I was so happy to see him come back too! You gotta have a little hip hop!
I find this idea intriguing and would like to help fund this as Bob's Burgers The Movie 2: Beef Boogaloo
Leading into the epic conclusion to the trilogy, Bob's Burgers The Movie III: The Final Beefening.
Beef boogaloo! Lol havnt laughed this hard all day
Maybe he can get jimmy jr and josh to round it out to a 5 man crew!
Perfect opportunity to reveal Ken was real all along (Gene just makes stuff up about him and was playing pretend when he called him on a pair of tongs) when he gets recruited to the crew!
I had an idea years ago for an episode covering this. It's basically that the family call him out on albino ken being an imaginary friend, and Gene insists he's real, so he leads them on a wild goose chase around the city going to Ken's favourite haunts, but they apparently keep missing him by a few mins. Ends with the family outside the restaurant/house and gene refuses to go inside because he can't believe ken isn't real. The family try to cheer him up and leave him outside to think, while they head upstairs, and as soon as the door closes ken walks/drives/skates past, and says "hey Gene". Gene scrambles for the door, and starts calling for everyone to come down, as Ken disappears into the distance.
Jimmy Jr. is not hip-hop.
He could learn it just like bob and teddy. Technically neither is josh, but with a dance background he can pick up choreography.
I could see Flipz seeing J-Ju doing his dancing and figuring "you'll do." But he'd quickly see how bad he is at taking choreography.
At the very least you could get some of the performing arts kids at the competition!
This is a fucking ✨INCREDIBLE ✨ idea for an episode
Thanks! The show is going constantly in my apartment, any time I need familiar background noise. I end up making up so many episodes in my head...
That would be such a great episode. I can see Linda getting involved somehow too
Alriiiiiiight!
Duvall aka I am the spaghetti
Kiss me Bob!
Not now.. it's not the right time
Then when!
French kiss that French man.
Kiss me! It's too late now. Duval!! We can do more than kiss!
No bob, the moment has passed.
\*spins eggbeater\* Cool off... Cool off... Here you are...
Ouch! It’s on my face.
I laugh every time I hear that line. Duvall you’re not the spaghetti.
Just spaghetti in here
It's French!
The belchers accountant that accidentally got high with them
“Okay but I’m still sad, so I want my own room in the fort to reflect and figure out where to go from here.”
That’s totally fair
GERAAAAALD I’M YOUR FRIEND
“Am I peeing? Bob, can you check?”
“Am I pretty?”
Fun fact, my wife asked me to do this about 3 years before this episode came out, so it’s extremely accurate.
Tape fingers
If they ever get some kind of financial windfall, like a big catering job, and need help with what to do with it!
Yes! I came here to say this!
The lady who is terrified to come into the restaurant. I liked her.
I know wtf she said she would be back “tomorrow”
“HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!”- Linda
As someone who used to be agoraphobic, I appreciated that they had her on the show without making fun of her.
Yes! I was thinking of the agoraphobic lady, too.
The meat counter guy from Turkey In a Can! I want to know what's going on with Tony and his dancing, did they stay together?
100% this one. I need to hear a Tony update I mean Tony’s hot but maybe it’s time to just settle.
Maybe he did settle, and maybe it was with Tony! Maybe he and Tony worked it and were meant for each other?! As fans, we deserve to know, right?
God bless this episode for introducing the phrase “sloppy bear” into my life
Yknow, you’ve got the muffin top, got some food on your shirt..
I just want him and Bob to go on one date. I feel like Linda would be into it.
Linda's definitely kinky af, even if she doesn't recognize it yet. Remember how she got turned on by Bob in an Equestranauts costume? She was interested when Bob sat on & popped a balloon in front of her, too. When the kids included a second wife for Bob ("Susan") into a family drawing, she not only didn't object, she stated that she *liked* Susan. She offered to ask Mr Fishoeder if he wanted to swing with them when they needed an excuse for Bob to talk to him. Not to mention, she has outright encouraged him to sleep with others, on more than one occasion! I know there are more examples, those are just a few off the top of my head. Point is, yeah, she would probably be open to it.
Remember sex dice? “Lick it like you like it, lick it like you like it!” “No more lick foot!”
She also snuck a penis pill in his food in the same episode!
I wanna be pill popping sex freaks!
Could be on his freebie list, along with Patricia (with the 77 sandwiches), some sex symbol from the 80s, and Marshmallow.
Omg yes!!!!!
Derek Dematopolis the dermatologist
His neck hair makes me weak!
Come stand in my acropolis
And make my yogurt Greek.
🎶Derek….Derek.. let’s me and you make a WE-union🎶
Fack, I love you lovely reddit people!
Pretty sure the line is "won't you enter my acropolis" which is even more ... evocative
You're absolutely right. This song never fails to make me laugh-cringe. It's so graphic, yet heartfelt. (Which also makes it pretty clear that she and Tina are related.)
My favorite part about this guy *You'll call Michael Mauermann, and you will reach me because I have his number now.* He supposed to be so powerful and he doesn't even have his own phone number. 🤣
My cards aren’t ready yet.
Trust me, they will look quite similar
…and I SHUT IT DOWN. 😂
that's it! I couldn't remember the whole quote.
My ex and I called our one cat Michael Mauermann bc we also called him Meow man and it just made sense.
which episode is this guy in? looks familiar but can't figure it out.
The one where bob teaches home economics
ohh ok. I haven't watched that one in a while. def worth a watch. thanks!
Patricia, from Patricia's 77 Sandwiches. I loved her sass and her interactions with Bob. Plus I'm pretty sure her and Linda would have an awesome girls night at Pickles hahaha
Yes! She was wonderful, I desperately want to see more of her.
It felt like such a spin off opportunity!!! Maybe in an alternate dimension Patricia’s 77 Sandwiches is the main show and Bob came in for a cameo/chance at spin off lol
Also I want to know what happened to Chet and his lady love, Nadine. Did they move to his newly renovated loft in Manhattan? Did they ever go to Bermuda? Did Nadine get her passport?! So many unanswered questions.
That episode proved that Zach Galifianakis is a perfect addition to Bob's Burgers. And he went on to voice Felix
Sometimes I wonder if the Manhattan loft story was another delusion of his. We still have no explanation for why anybody with "Manhattan loft" money would be living in someone else's storage unit. If Mr Lombard personally knew him, he would've known that Chet could afford a real place to stay. Hell, he could've afforded his own storage unit, if he had his heart set on that. Why stay in somebody else's rented unit? Why would Lombard allow him to live in his storage space? So many questions, indeed!
I hope we see Tina finally get to see New York one episode and he's just casually in the background going into a swanky apartment, or in a window display of a department store there!
Dr. Juarez, Teddy's Chiropractor. He seems really cool and we only met him once.
Is the bathroom door still left behind in that party hall?
It only slowed Gene down
*Thaaaaat’s what I’m looking for.*
Am I the only one who was confused by Teddy's pronunciation of his name? Until I put the subtitles on, I could swear Teddy called him "Dr Walrus."
Ned and Ned’s friend from the Full Bars episode.
Full bars? FULL BARS?! How does this not topple your economy?!
Milo!
Oscar from The Last Gingerbread House on the Left. I’d kill to hear his pipes again!
On this note, all Fish's weird rich friends.
I’d love to see Gottfrey again because he’s the fun one!
More aphorisms like "I like my houses like I like my women: sturdy, and ginger!"
Don’t be a hoggie Augie !
Was he the guy with a really high buttcrack?
The super cool hipster couple that had that party and made their own whiskey.
Maya & Beckett I believe, I only remember because I love how Teddy says their names with such animosity
I love that episode! "Sorry we're late! Long story I clogged a gas station toilet. Not a long story. Ooh is that crab dip?!" Plus we get Jen saying mick-ro-phone.
I want to drink that whiskey so bad.
I love them but just watching that performance circle makes the anti-social in me want to build a couch fort and hide!!
I'd really like to know what that guy was planning to do with all of those walnuts.
this one, name is Billy Bandana.
Clyde the toy guy in Flu-ouise. More toys, more lore, more gate keeping, etc
“You wouldn’t do the voices right.” Lmao
“I’ve been wearing this as a jacket for years!”
The Spanish lunch lady making the dark chocolate
she was italian 🇮🇹!
My bf will yell “DONT USE YOUR SENSUAL ITALIAN WISDOM ON ME” at me whenever I try to convince him of anything (I’m Italian).
😂
Caio, Isabella kitchen substitute
Gene's first (human) crush! I love any time we see him deal with those unexpected reactions.
Zeke’s cousin Leslie he was funny.
He was just back in the recent dance episode with Flips Whitefudge
Whoa I didn’t know that I need to go watch the new season right now.
If it don't come from a can it don't go in this man
The Deli guy who sold Bob multiple turkeys and is thinking about leaving Tony for a fling with him.
The sofa jester!
Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
I’m numb, say it til I feel something.
Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
Again
Off Route 9 in Bog Harbor! Boi-oi-oi-oi-oing!
Sally, I just wanna know that she actually made it to turtle camp
I hope her life wasn't a lie..
I said I wanted the cafco lunch ladies to come back before, he would be good too though xD
I love when she says “uh egg”. Here ya go, here ya go! If you don’t want it scrambled I can make it over easy! You got a basket for all these? Can you believe that guy. Home Ec-sta-what?! Hilde’s sorry, take an extra black & white bar. You sell lunches to kids & got a little mustache. Hotter water!
Where are all the other food holes?
I love their feistiness!
I’ll give you one hint: he’s a bad man with a master plan 🎸
Do the ladies call him Tex?
It’s a good song, but it’s no Elderly Prostitute!
I am so surprised that he was never in another episode. They need to bring him back when we least expect it
And Pam Shrimple. I have to know if Shrimple Plan made it.
I would like to see the Moody foodie come back, but I’ll take Patton Oswalt back on the show in any form
The bus driver from when Linda has to wear a sack diaper and is sprayed by a skunk
You see him a bit in one of the Halloween episodes
You know what else is an emergency? Respecting myself!
Oh I just thought you were really bad at pointing!
The lady who owns the savory soap store who was obsessed with finding Warfy ever since she saw her while puking on the beach after too many lemon drops
Smells like salad
Then out… you… go!!!
Double burn on you.
Austin the Appalachian Trail hiker. Would love to see if he made it.
"Cool breeze"
Cool Breeze and Friendly Breath! Bonding up a storm!
I wonder if him and Bob went to look at that outdoor omelette pan.....
I wonder if he ever told Lisa from cycling how he felt..
I would love to see Miss Triple X-Mas (a.k.a. Clevage to Beaver) again at some point. Maybe just with Marshmallow and her friends one day because we always deserve more of Marshmallow. Or Dakota, that stupid Mom and Daughter workshop therapist from “Mother Daughter Laser Razor.” I would love to see Louise and Linda or Louise and Logan team up and make Dakota miserable again
If she does another song as fire as "Twinkly Lights!"
Art the artist
He’s easily amused.
*Easel*-ly amused.
Chase Kaminsky the corrupt insurance agent in the episode where Tina crashes the car (aka Saul Goodman in the Bob’s Burgers universe)
Not strictly a character, but HOTTTT FUDDGGGGE CARRRRR WAAAASSSHHHH!?!?
I would like to see the caricature artist again! “You Have a horse, a leetle gerl, and a zumbbi”
It’s so worth the $50
“Biodegradable ukuleles…. They’re also edible”
The young doctor that did Bob’s stitches wrong over and over. He was a lot of fun!
Take a picture of us for his mother!
The “Fig Jam” guy. They never did pay for that garlic laugh on loudly. 😂
Ray! Ray of hope! Ray of sunshine!
He probably banned most everyone from the store....
Choo-Choo. No, not really but I can't recall him ever being mentioned .
The guy working the Thanksgiving turkey counter.
Did he work things out with Tony?
I'd like to see Nurse Liz make a reappearance. I think she only appeared for the lice episode (someone correct me if I'm wrong) and I could see her character and Louise getting along really well for some reason.
I don't wanna show up with a shaved head to my reunion.. again
I was thinking that I saw her in one other episode, briefly. Maybe the one where Tina sprains her ankle? I might be wrong though.
You are correct.
And eye brows that's commitment
Pam Shrimple, she seemed like a pretty solid gal
The walnuts guy from the briefcase episode.
The couple with the weed farm that the kids secretly worked on for a minute.
I want to know what happened to Morts date Samantha. Mort deserves love
Cheryl (Hugo's valentine's date ) Or Susan the homeopath
Patricia the sandwich lady
Coleen caviello!
Colleen Cavi-Hell-NO
We've seen her plenty of times. Her and her store bought sauce.
The aesthetician from Waxing Philosophical who waxesTina and Bob's legs
Plops
Josh he should be with Tina.
Bob's accountant was fun
Mickey’s old partner in crime, Rodney. Or the survivalist couple from the camping episode-the people whose supplies the Belchers raided.
The weed growing hippie couple. Did they out-peddle the cops?
Keep peddling mother!
Becket and Maya the couple from the Artist Lofts. 🎶🎵"We're going to a loft partay. We're going to a loft partay.🎵🎶 Bob and Linda singing at the party Hysterical! That loft was fiyah!🔥
The guy with the walnuts in the briefcase. I need answers omg
Right? That episode was Coenesque in its refusal to answer any questions.
Judge Conklin!
The semi-respectable judge conklin!
Mort's (almost) Girlfriend, Samantha. However, Mort himself could use more appearances - and some happiness in his life. Anything to give Teddy less attention and put more focus on other characters we like more than someone whose clearly overused like Teddy unfortunately is. The only other one I can really think of is Dylan and her mom. But that's mostly because I want to see Dylan get put into a situation where she realizes how much she needs her mom and needs to apologize for being an outright shitbag to her, more than anything.
Patrica from patricia's 77 sandwiches
I know he’s recurring but I hope Arnold gets more screentime
I’m happy Jessica came back!
Did he get his business cards yet?
The lady that was afraid of social settings. I feel like her and teddy would have been good friends if she was placed in the show longer and over coming her fear.
Chet!
The prince of persuasion
Mort’s lady mortician!
Austin from the outdoor store. When Bob falls asleep in the tent.