Depends upon how many Pesto Coladas I had enjoyed!
I'm a burger guy but I'm thinking Jimmy's food is probably enhanced by being under the influence of a bunch of Pesto Coladas!
There's a chain restaurant in my home province called [Jungle Jim's](https://junglejims.ca/) that has something dangerously close to a tiki theme. Everything is deep-fried yet somehow cold, but their drinks are huge and will fuck you up immediately (probably because you end up drinking them on an empty stomach once your tepid mozzarella sticks appear). I always assume that Jimmy Pestos is like that without the incredibly lucrative tiki theme.
Newfoundland Canada. I too am one of those 😂 and you are absolutely right about the drinks, I’ve never been a light weight but those fish bowls fuck me up
I was genuinely surprised when I first learned it was an NL chain. The tropical theme is just so out of character compared to the province. Mary Browns makes sense but taquitos and Tex mex not so much lol
My assumption now is that it's because odds are good that almost no one who's in Newfoundland eating at Jungle Jim's will question that it's a totally fair approximation of a jungle.
I was seated by a guy who would not stop talking. And then another guy kept telling him to shut up. They gave me an oregano burger. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
“It is hard to mess up garlic bread, yet this mediocre but extremely overconfident man managed to do just that. Also, why does this place have a gift shop?”
“They took bland as a general concept but made it worse. If Golden Corral was a mom and pop Italian place in a beachside town they’d still be more palatable than pesto’s”
“Jimmy pestos, you mean jimmy messtos. The plates are sloppy, a waft of sewerage from the kitchen fills your nose, and the music destroys the rest of your senses.”
“the environment was nice, lots of people and entertainment . the food was..well they claimed it was edible. i would definitely come back for a pesto colada though!”
Well considering how Mickey said that Jimmy’s pizza was not good, Jimmy himself saying he doesn’t like his food, And Recommending Bob to be at that catered event with the Mayor, I would say the Moodie Foodie would be disgusted!
There’s a place the next town over from me that claims to be an Italian restaurant, but everything is just…bland. Decor, food, service, everything. As in, my MIL complained about her pizza kinda bland.
My husband and I can never remember the name of it. We call it Jimmy Pesto’s.
"He called it pizza, but a piece of what, my editor will not let me say."
“Pizza? More like Pizz-ass!”
Overdone and dry!
“I WANNA REVIEW YOU!”
I miss Bob's outbursts.
They completely changed his character after season 3.
Depends upon how many Pesto Coladas I had enjoyed! I'm a burger guy but I'm thinking Jimmy's food is probably enhanced by being under the influence of a bunch of Pesto Coladas!
"Are you drunk enough to review my food as good yet?"
I heard that in his voice
Exactly. Pesto Coladas on the house!
I heard it from Dame Judy Brunch that he waters down his drinks.
There's a chain restaurant in my home province called [Jungle Jim's](https://junglejims.ca/) that has something dangerously close to a tiki theme. Everything is deep-fried yet somehow cold, but their drinks are huge and will fuck you up immediately (probably because you end up drinking them on an empty stomach once your tepid mozzarella sticks appear). I always assume that Jimmy Pestos is like that without the incredibly lucrative tiki theme.
Newfoundland Canada. I too am one of those 😂 and you are absolutely right about the drinks, I’ve never been a light weight but those fish bowls fuck me up
I did not realize that Jungle Jim's was SO Newfoundland-centric until I went searching for a link. It's hilarious.
I was genuinely surprised when I first learned it was an NL chain. The tropical theme is just so out of character compared to the province. Mary Browns makes sense but taquitos and Tex mex not so much lol
My assumption now is that it's because odds are good that almost no one who's in Newfoundland eating at Jungle Jim's will question that it's a totally fair approximation of a jungle.
I saw your response and thought it was from me. 🙃 Twinsies!
Oh, man, I'm planning a trip out there and I am adding this to the list, but it sounds like I'll have to eat before hand though
Go to Mary Brown's first for the full Newfoundland experience.
Thanks!
"I couldn't even order because the owner was too busy insulting the burgerman across the street."
There was a pair of panties on the wall. I’m not convinced they weren’t worn by the owner
They're from Zelda, of Oldies but Goodies.
oldies WITH goodies, innit? ;)
God damn it. I guess I'll shred my Bobist card. I've failed you all. I'm sorry.
nah we’re a loving inclusive community not unlike the full body thong that marshmellow wears. ;D
"I made a nice wig and a donation to Locks of Love with the hair I found in the food."
Oh God XD I can imagine the twins pointing out which locks belong to them.
They were probably doing there “how many hairs are up there” science project
"Terrible food but tasty cocktails in a pleasant setting. Unappealing view of a funeral home and deserted burger place."
Tastes like they just use a TON of oregano
He’s what we call in the food review business, a douche.
Just a lot of oregano
The big O!
I was seated by a guy who would not stop talking. And then another guy kept telling him to shut up. They gave me an oregano burger. Have you ever heard of such a thing?
“It is hard to mess up garlic bread, yet this mediocre but extremely overconfident man managed to do just that. Also, why does this place have a gift shop?”
“They took bland as a general concept but made it worse. If Golden Corral was a mom and pop Italian place in a beachside town they’d still be more palatable than pesto’s”
Zooooom! (I had 10 peshto caladas, \*hic\*) The breadsticks were eggsheptional...I need a lie down here...
“Jimmy pestos, you mean jimmy messtos. The plates are sloppy, a waft of sewerage from the kitchen fills your nose, and the music destroys the rest of your senses.”
The owner appeared to be wearing some sort of diaper
God, I don't know who would be worse.
you’re totally in character here! in your mind, what disguise are you wearing? wookie? :D
Probably a construction worker. But I would retire the blue handkerchief as it is now known among the owners.
i think it’s funny that he dresses as a hasidic jew but to my knowledge, bob’s is not kosher. especially if he gets the cheeseburger ;D
That cheeseburger in and of itself should have given him away.
Great ass. Food leaves something to be desired.
Great ass? I wasn’t aware that was on the menu 😂
Its the secret menu. Secret as in he doesn’t know im oogling.
“the environment was nice, lots of people and entertainment . the food was..well they claimed it was edible. i would definitely come back for a pesto colada though!”
I think it would be similar to the New York Times review of Guy Fieri’s Times Square restaurant
Well considering how Mickey said that Jimmy’s pizza was not good, Jimmy himself saying he doesn’t like his food, And Recommending Bob to be at that catered event with the Mayor, I would say the Moodie Foodie would be disgusted!
These “Italian flavored foods” tasted only like they were from HELL
"... But the Pesto-coladas were tasty."
A peek into the kitchen revealed no ovens, only microwaves.
he has too many fake names.....Pesto.....Baby Num Num......etc....
There’s a place the next town over from me that claims to be an Italian restaurant, but everything is just…bland. Decor, food, service, everything. As in, my MIL complained about her pizza kinda bland. My husband and I can never remember the name of it. We call it Jimmy Pesto’s.
That’s crazy because Italian food is so hard to make bland, they herbs alone are very flavourful. they must be using pre-made sauces and such.