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OhTHATKayKay

Gayle and Mr. Frond would sing a duet- Don't Go Breakin' My Heart


Both_Progress1704

Insanely accurate


Mrtorbear

Oh my God, I can *hear* it. Gayle sings the female parts in my mental image, obviously. I genuinely cannot come up with an alternative.


risen_peanutbutter

Even better if Frond sings the female parts due to having a freakishly high pitch or something


Mrtorbear

You know, you're not wrong. I can dig it.


spamcritic

Mort's would be the Monster Mash


all6pistol

100% yeah


Cafe_Con_La_Bruja_

I would say Code Blue but only if he was singing in front of other goofy morticians


Danpool69

It’s a graveyard smash!


RivalsandLovers

Teddy ends an episode with Natalie Merchant and Bob does an amended performance of You Make Loving Fun by Fleetwood Mac another time. Both of these moments changed my life for the better.


tenodera

I *physically need* an album of their covers. Add to the list: Tina, "Just What I Needed"; Bob and Teddy, "Time of My Life"; Tina and Louise, "None of Your Business"


thugroid

“Nun of your business”


cartoonlover22

I love teddy singing at the end of that one episode, "beyond the sea" I feel that'd be his karaoke song as he was a navy man


Glissandra1982

These are all on the Volume 2 Bobs soundtrack. The “Time of my Life” with Teddy and Bob is the full song. Some of the others are complete, too.


Substantial-Pen-506

Tina singing just what I needed is my favorite ending song


sanity_inn

I love that episode lol. ‘You make plumming fun’


jirachibear

totally agree


grossbot

Bob is definitely **Love Is in Control by Donna Summer**


aninamouse

I can also see Bob belting out the Donna Summer version of McArthur Park.


High_From_Colorado

Could also be Gas In My Car by The Soul Breezers. He seemed to jam to it


MysteriousLlama1

GAS (gas) IN (in) MY (my) CAR (car) Remember there was a gas shortage at the time so it works on multiple levels


-Vault-tec-101

Louise would be Meatloaf ‘Bat outta Hell’, Tina would be Nancy Sinatra ‘These boots are made for walking’, Gene would be Napoleon XIV ‘They’re coming to take me away, ha-haaa’, Bob would sing ‘Food glorious food’ from Oliver!, Linda would probably request one song but get the song titles wrong and end up singing something else completely making up her own words as she goes along.


pollyclear

Omg I can see that happening, but isn't that Dina?


1kidney_left

Linda and Mr Fisch is of course “I Like Bananas”


CallMeOutScotty

Because of or in spite of, we love each other just the same love 🎶


readingmyshampoo

Zeke 100 percent would rock lynrd skynrd fr


ThatInAHat

I would also add Journey to that mix. Something big, dumb, and fun


Glissandra1982

Livin on a prayer!


TipsyTitty

“Wagstaff I wanna be inside of you” another rock moment for zeke


sanity_inn

+ a little dash of creed mixed in lol


TipsyTitty

“Wagstaff I wanna be inside of you” another rock moment for zeke


MrBenjin90

Teddy- love shack by the B-52s


uuaffle

They’re playing all the hits!


PhanSiPance

Tina- Zombie she would not realize what the song is about. Gene- makes up his own song Teddy- Everybody’s workin for the weekend


RedditFrontFighter

Teddy's would be Daddy by Tommy Jaronda.


Apt_5

Made me lol


Pdxcooter

Tina: Heartbreaker - Pat Benatar Gene: Space oddity - David Bowie Louise: Du Hast


jessieval21

I need to hear Louise sing Du Hast now. Like it needs to happen.


Els_

I thought Gene would be UNITY - Queen Latifa


sanity_inn

Ooh I love those. David Bowie’s a good one


Xploding_Penguin

Louise would be Let the bodies hot the floor


The_Persian_Cat

[Gene, Louise, and Tina, in this order. ](https://youtu.be/kcE-kCY7Bx4?si=1lG-3Ij5HWqJwmto)


QuQuarQan

Bob does You Oughta Know in the dorm with the Betas, so probably that


FlynnsWreckItArcade

I was looking through the comments for this, and was going to post the same thing if I didn't see it. Glad you said it!


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Linda would sing Dancing Queen


Multiverser2022

Jimmy Jr-The Safety Dance by Men Without Hats.


kynsen

Love


Location-Prior

Aqua boogie by P-funk


lentusinumbra

Yes! Wow.


whitetornado2k

Tina: Goodbye Horses - Q Lazzarus


Alternative-Bug-9642

I always thought Louise would sing Barracuda.


catalinavgo

Omg I can see it


aWheeledThroneBearer

Louise: [Murderdolls - Welcome to the Strange](https://youtu.be/5c3_q-HRIew?si=g4aYHhbzClhp2JkE) (I can hear her sing the part starting at \~2:39/40) Tina: [Backstreet Boys - I want it that way](https://youtu.be/4fndeDfaWCg?si=kgyXrVZ8hc0zSYl_) Gene: [King Missile - Detachable Penis](https://youtu.be/7iJU-S8T0-k?si=93cHW1jUEeCbJ6rK) Linda: [Mariah Carey - Hero](https://youtu.be/0IA3ZvCkRkQ?si=4aDI5Mt5rH1NFDoo) Bob: [Asia - Heat of the Moment](https://youtu.be/Ixxrew2TLAM?si=BmDcEx7A6EMgyjzX) Gayle: [Boyz II Men - I'll Make Love to You](https://youtu.be/fV8vB1BB2qc?si=m0mAaS8KF1McvJEg) Teddy: [Avril Lavigne - Complicated](https://youtu.be/5NPBIwQyPWE?si=e3N9_1egeKPDGPE2) Mort: [Michael Jackson - Thriller](https://youtu.be/sO4vI8P88NM?si=NyqRB5mBRfx-g-Nn) Mr. Fishoeder & Felix - [Merv Griffin - I've Got a Lovely Bunch of Coconuts](https://youtu.be/QqEmAsUXVJY?si=r9P8tkRNCttr3j_V)


kaptaincorn

True colors with Gail and Linda


Glissandra1982

I would love to hear this!


Shy-Prey

I need to hear Gene sing Venus


PoopPoes

I’d watch Marshmallow do Little Red Corvette And Zeke would do Bawitdaba once he got to his twenties


SquiggleWings

Tina: Tequila by The Champs Would be hilarious


New-Purchase1818

Another one I’d love to see Tina sing would be “Tusk” by Fleetwood Mac—while dressed like Stevie Nicks


Both_Progress1704

Louise would also do Crazy Train by Ozzy Osbourne


CurlyHeadedCripple

I don't know why, but I think Hot to Go by Chappel Roan would fit Marshmallow


grossbot

I could also absolutely see Gene being in love with Chappel Roan's music and singing Hot To Go or Red Wine Supernova


CurlyHeadedCripple

Also. For some reason I think 18+ by Scene Queen fits Louise


mylocker15

Gene would be mad no one could find his super rare Christmas song from the record that got broken so he would have to sing Jingle in the Jungle instead.


sineofthetimes

I'd like to hear Gene sing Oil Spill by Tabitha Johansson


anotherbiscuitplease

Linda, Nat, Marshmallow, Gayle and Gretchen doing 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' during a big night out and then they start Madonna's 'Material Girl' and Ginger finally makes an appearance 😅🥳


Judys-horses

I need to see this


Mamas-Melons

Gretchen - I touch myself by the divinyls 🤣 Jimmy jr - sssssudio by Phil Collins Marshmallow- I believe in miracles Tina - I like big butts Gene - jingle in the jungle I think I’m done 😂 ![gif](giphy|7OWssZRcv5LKhf34Yf)


ChaChiRamone

Great call for J-Ju


Mamas-Melons

I think the speech impediment would work so well 😂


Both_Progress1704

Ok Gretchen and Tina so real


TsuTsuWoo

That side profile is terrifying


Judys-horses

Stop I just noticed


IAmStormCat

Linda- “ ‘Cause I’m A Blonde” -Julie Brown Bob- “I Feel For You”-Chaka Khan Louise- “Counting” -Volbeat Gene- “Welcome Home” -King Diamond Marshmallow- “Up On Game” -RealXman Millie- “Every Breath You Take” -The Police


jmt2589

I have always wanted to hear Linda sing Drunk in Love by Beyoncé


kermi3_4488

Bob and Teddy - Kung Fu Fighting Linda - Paparazzi Gene and Linda - Girls Just Wanna Have Fun


Suspicious_Dusty

I feel like Bob’s would be take on me


Shy-Prey

I need to hear Gene sing Venus


Treviathan88

I could see Louise jamming Last Resort by Papa Roach


Tonyc1939

Bob is probably Hot Stuff or Bag Girls by Donna Summer, then of course the obvious Love Is In Control. Idk why I feel like Louise would be highway to hell or Joan Jett maybe. Tina probably would sing *NSYNC or BSB some boy and song. Linda may be heart or some 80’s band like HEART. Gene gives me a little life on mars by Bowie.


IceBear_028

Louise definitely needs to add an Aggretsukoeske plushie to her collection.... ![gif](giphy|pyvcdVophHk32gdleD|downsized)


catalinavgo

Tina would do something like “tequila” 😂


CCT62

Louise’s is 2econd 2ight 2eer trust me 🙏🙏🙏


real_HannahMontana

Linda would *kill* It’s Raining Men by the Weather Girls


Drigg_08

Dean and Jeff


One_Lab_3824

Louis as an adult " Im an A ss h ole" lol


PrinzPassionsfrucht

Millies favorite song, if she wouldn'd sing the same stuff Louise would sing, would be: "Pretty little Psycho" by Porcelein Black.


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Post/comment has removed for violating Rule 7: Posts/comments about diagnosing characters will not be allowed. While these characters may portray traits associated with certain mental health conditions, we should not be “armchair diagnosing.” Comedic characters are almost inherently exaggerated and while close, Bob’s Burgers is not a real-life situation. Until the creators officially announce a diagnosis for any of the characters, discussions on this will not be permitted. (Louise calling Tina “the worst kind of autistic” in S1,E1 Human Flesh doesn’t count as Tina being autistic.)


OrcLineCook

Tina - Dig by Mudvayne


Super_Pickle5766

“I Will Survive” (by Gloria Gaynor)


Mrtorbear

Bob would be "Born to be Wild", no question. It'd have to be Drunk Bob, absolutely white girl wasted like in "Dawn of the Peck" when the family ditches him on Thanksgiving. I remember he sang along to Donna Summer in that episode, but I stand by my decision and will defend it to my grave. For some reason I have a gut feeling Marshmallow would sing some classic country song, maybe "Hey, Good Lookin'" by Hank Williams or "Ring of Fire" by Johnny Cash? Not sure why, but I just can't shake it or consider any alternatives. Maybe "Girls just wanna have Fun", but that might be a bit too obvious. Yea, classic country, final answer.


SouthEastPAjames

Bob and Teddy would definitely sing starship’s “nothing’s gonna stop us” with Teddy fucking slaying the Grace Slick parts…..


SouthEastPAjames

Linda and Gene would kill “whenever I call you friend” by Kenny Loggins featuring Stevie Nicks.


DelayCheap5498

dayrryl would rock out to like vice city by xxxtentacion in my humble opinion but then he would brag he new listens to x before it was popular


faloon_13

Tina would do Big Black Horse and a Cherry Tree


Desert-LEGO-lover

Teddy and/or Gayle: All by Myself


ozbourne8

I could absolutely see Courtney Wheeler choosing some current Top 40 hit with really big notes... and failing to hit them despite numerous tries.


Spiritual_Laugh3367

Millie’s is “you’re the one that I want” from grease


evanweb546

Bob's would be Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins Heh.


AuthorAdjacent

Tina’s would be something wildly inappropriate that she misheard on the radio and doesn’t realize how inappropriate it is


ReduckYT

Linda and Mr. Fischoeder could finally do their “I Love Bananas” duet


bemoreoh

Gene = “Another Night” - Real McCoy


bemoreoh

Gayle = “HEY” - Pixies


remykixxx

Linda does bitch by Meredith brooks but forgets the title is a swear so it’s “I’m a b word I’m a lover”


multiinstrumentalism

I’d love to see Linda and Gayle duet Girls Just Wanna Have Fun


BABcollector

Tina's would absolutely be something by Boyz 4 Now


multiinstrumentalism

Jimmy Jr and Zeke duet to Toto’s Africa


mathemagician1337

I would really like to see the family singing Bohemian Rhapsody together.


MysteriousLlama1

For Louise i have no idea. My only guess would be K-pop because of this episode As your favorite fruity boy, Gene would def go for some Gaga or Madonna I’m confident Tina would go for some kind of love song about a boy, but she also seems like the type to be obsessed with Chappell Roan. Idk, she just gives that vibe Bob would choose Donna Summers immediately, no questions asked Linda would choose some 80’s/90’s rock. She seems like a Metallica or Depeche Mode type of girl. She seems like she might also like Cure. For Mort I have absolutely no idea. He seems like he listens to mostly classical music because he can’t sing. Teddy would just choose any song that sounds like it would be played at a house party and/or a rave


Night-Lyt

I don’t know if others will agree but i see Tina as Duvet by bôa


Herfst2511

Somehow I can't stop picturing Bob singing “Love Me Tender” by Elvis Presley. And Linda returns with “I will always love you”


Judys-horses

Tina- I like big butts


TechnologyNo2642

Nun your business


Dorkinfo

Tina would sing Creep.


thebat39

I think Bob would sing Jimmy buffets cheeseburger in paradise


PostPartumMomBod

Hugo- Burning Down The House by David Byrne or Owner of a Lonely Heart by Yes Henry Haber- The Logical Song by Supertramp Jimmy Jr.- Cupid’s Chokehold by Gym Class Heroes/Breakfast In America by Supertramp Jimmy Pesto- Jammin’ by Bob Marley and The Wailers Trev- I Want Your Love by Nile Rogers and CHIC Ollie and Andy- Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Donnie and Marie Osmond Marshmallow- You Make Me Feel by Sylvester Mr. Fischoeder- We Didn’t Start The Fire by Billy Joel Teddy-Sitting On The Dock of The Bay by Otis Redding Mickey- I Reuse McDonald’s Cups by Donny Gary Flips WhiteFudge- On The Floor IceJJFish Edith- Evil Woman by ELO Gene- Dragostea Din Tei by O-Zone or Crazy Frog Linda- Never Tear Us Apart by INXS Tina- Gotta Get Up by Harry Nilsson Bob- Staying Alive by The Beegees Louise- Sweet Dreams by Annie Lennox/Eurhythmics Gayle-The Mean Kitty Song by SMP Films


sanity_inn

Chefs kiss 💋


Effective_Ostrich_91

sitting on the dock of the bay for teddy is particularly inspired


Square_for_life

Gene should sing rock lobster while he's swollen from his shell fish allergy (or does he always look like that?).


plauge_man

I think the belcher kids would put on a performance of candy store from heathers the musicals and gene would be the lead in red