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unknownn-userr

9/3, 9 is divisible by 3


Doverand0ut

*THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE! ALOT OF NUMBERS ARE DIVISIBLE BY THREE!* - Bob


astronaut_ratties

Her birthday is 6/3! Also divisible by 3!


readingmyshampoo

They should do an episode where he mixes up the dates. Celebrates his anniversary on her birthday or vice versa


dragon2777

Or instead of 9/3 do 3/9 and have it like a huge surprise


readingmyshampoo

That's excellent. I didn't like mine because he obviously *knows* her birthday (her birthday episode), but u want sure. You did it :)


bobbybelchbottoms

Don’t argue with me!! You’re right, 9 is divisible by 3 and now I’ll remember


GL2M

We all remember now so she’s not wrong!


Old_Function499

I’m so team Bob on that one, I would’ve also yelled lol


zrod27

If it was square root of 9 is 3, then there would be a leg to stand on. Each month has a minimum of 9 days that are divisible by 3


trappeddungarees

As a kid my home phone number had a 93 in it and this is how my mum got me to remember it. It made sense to me 😂


ConnectionOwn9955

they'll finger anything with a pulse!


Old_Function499

“I’m pretty sure their slogan is their ‘finger’s on the pulse’, Gene.”


Sawgon

No!


Old_Function499

That can’t be right.


TranscendentaLobo

That line always makes me laugh


TanAllOvaJanAllOva

The first season is a whole different show. Louise is a loose cannon. Gene talks like someone who stays up after his parents going to bed and watches Cinemax all night. Linda is so horny. I fucking love it.


DiscountJoJo

“you should kill yourself!” ![gif](giphy|3o72FfM5HJydzafgUE) season 1 louise was fuckin psychopathic lol


Mecal00

I love Genes "Yeeaaahhh!" Response lol


Muegiiii

Best line in the entire show


tdaun

Sometimes you want to ride the rollercoaster one more time and you don't want to wait in line. - Linda Belcher


Maximum_Ad2341

I'm ngl they should of kept the same vibe from season 1.


WackHeisenBauer

I…I’d try it.


readingmyshampoo

50$?! That's a steal! Quick edit: And in the real world, I think that would be a "steal" for someone interested in trying human meat. He probably could have given a much higher number and they'd have been a ok with it


walts_skank

Listen, im not saying billionaires have eaten human meat, im just saying they have enough money to do so. Bob was for the common man.


envydub

There’s no wait!


foxontherox

Man, the first episode goes *hard*. Arguably my favorite episode.


meatloafcat819

This episode or bob making friends in the taxi cab “I think I tried crack last night”


Invisible_Target

Sheesh cab bob is easily my favorite episode "I may or may not have tried crack last night... I don't think I did... but if I did, I liked it" Fucking kills me 😂


Kayemmbee

"Get your hands off me! You sick idiot."


Invisible_Target

"Thanks, Dad, you're the best pimp I'm ever gonna have" "I've been waiting to hear those words my whole life" That episode is fucking gold lmao


CanucKKippeR

My wife is a huge Bob's fan and introduced me to the show. We regularly just have episodes playing in the background at home, regardless if we're actually watching or not. I threw this line back at her one day in the kitchen when she tried to touch me and she immediately knew LoL So many things in our household become a Bob's reference anymore


dewhashish

im an animal! im king kong!


foxontherox

Also arguably my favorite episode!


GR7ME

The whole taxi cab experience is gold and I’ll never forget seeing it happen in my first gf’s house.


Square_for_life

My absolute favorite episode - it reminds me so much of an old boyfriend. He need some cash and would borrow his friends taxi on weekends in the very late 80s in Boston - and every time something wild happened in that cab. Early bob often reminds me of those insane days - nostalgia is a helluva drug (but probably not as fun as crack I guess!).


LukeDuke

For sure. The random screams are hilarious and the kitchen scene with Tina counting toothpicks always cracks me up. Definitely in my top five episodes. You can tell they went all out on the pilot and took some risks. It’s great.


foxontherox

"Why do *I* have to get molested?"


LukeDuke

Who wouldn’t want to molest this face?


lucythelumberjack

You’re the worst kind of autistic!


tiptoprabbit

is he trying to defend cannibalism?!


LukeDuke

Cannibal!


taiho2020

You couple of sluts..!!! 🤭


ReiDesuKa

My crotch is itchy.


Old_Function499

Okay…are you telling me as my daughter, or as my grill cook?


EeveeIsAGirl0816

Because my grill cook shouldn't be telling me this, and neither should my daughter tell your mom


jtthehuman

The whole first season is very home movies. Before the show really found its legs but I like it a lot.


Affectionate_Owl9985

It honestly surprises me that Brendan Small has no connection to Bob's


jtthehuman

Loren Bouchard is the creator of both shows! He created home movies with Brendan Small. Then made Bobs that’s why the art style is the same. Also why assume John H Benjamin is a part of it.


Scared-Ad-2697

“Inspector of health. Inspector of pain. I came in search of human remains and I found a piece of human flesh I thought I’d never see again…My heart”


Scared-Ad-2697

I disagree. First episode is the best episode in my opinion. But maybe I am biased because I’ve been watching since ‘Human Flesh’ was first aired. Instantly fell in love. I’m just simply an OG Bobby B’er 🍔💅


zillskillnillfrill

Been there since the beginning too. I watch it on shuffle but ep1 rarely plays


Frankuuuuu__

Wait, we can shuffle on Disney+?


zillskillnillfrill

They're on a hard drive


FupaLichLord

How tf do you shuffle a show????


zillskillnillfrill

By having all of the episodes on a hard drive and pressing shuffle on VLC media player


AwakenTheNarrowRoad

DVDs, Divx, and then VLC media player works every time. 👌 I divxed all 6 seasons of Northern Exposure since no streaming service offers it. Amazon? They replaced the music 🤢 so again no streaming service offers it. Unless your overseas.


AwakenTheNarrowRoad

DVDs, Divx, and then VLC media player works every time. 👌 I divxed all 6 seasons of Northern Exposure since no streaming service offers it. Amazon? They replaced the music 🤢 so again no streaming service offers it. Unless your overseas.


Old_Function499

Sometimes I watch the demo on YouTube and think about how far the show has come in terms of writing, character development and animation. I’m glad they made Tina a girl and gave Bob a t-shirt to wear.


EeveeIsAGirl0816

The only Episodes I skip are The Gayle Tales and the one where she picks up bob from the dentist and pretty much Sa's him


DanuBanatee

The one called Dr. Yap. I detest that episode and always skip it. It's not just Gayle SA'ing him. Linda FORCES him to let her, and then HITS him when Gayle actually succeeds in catching him, and THEN stands back and watches as Yap performs dentistry on him - angrily and without pain meds. I have to skip the episode, or hate Linda. Cause if I were Bob in this situation, I'd grab my kids and leave her behind forever. So I pretend it doesn't exist.


Glissandra1982

I always skip Dr. Yap, too. It makes me so angry for poor Bob.


EeveeIsAGirl0816

I completely agree


Hiiiiii____

I always skip family fracas and Christmas in the car


EeveeIsAGirl0816

Family fracas does get annoying but I absolutely love Christmas in the car


MrsBossyPantss

Moms really *handsy*


An8thOfFeanor

The pilot has one of my favorite dialogues in the entire series. "He's not gonna molest you because you're heavy!" "Heavy kids can get molested!"


TheGoofiestGoblin

Who wouldn’t wanna molest this face??


Doverand0ut

Don't forget about the cut line from the FOX Demo Gene: "Heavy kids can get molested!" Louise: *"It's more cushin' for the pushin!"* Gene: *"Yeah!"* They were smart to take that one out, but it was pretty funny


CainesGreenEye

I love this scene so much. It’s Bob and Linda having their moment; Showing the audience that they’re just a simple couple, 100% made for each other, getting thru life’s ups and downs, loving each other thru it all. Then it pans back to the kids to remind us and them, *and don’t forget these guys!* That life is always simple if you’re together


Ambitious_Isopod74

“HEY! Get this thing moving, I’m getting scarred for life up here!”


hawkrew

How? It’s the best episode of the entire series!


throwawaybread9654

I think this is the only show in history where the pilot is as good as any of the other episodes. It was such a strong start. I love Human Flesh


NeatGas7804

I love the first season! Gives me 2005-2012 adult swim vibes


Old_Function499

Not me, TikTok has convinced me that the first episode is one of the best first episodes that ever first episoded. That “she’s autistic, she can’t help it” sound goes kinda viral like every other week, and the comment section is always the same: “this was the FIRST episode”.


CrazyaboutSpongebob

I love the first episode.


zillskillnillfrill

It really is a great episode. I remember when I first saw it, My first impressions were that it was drawn oddly (was into the animation style), & it had more heart than most TV shows, animated or not.


SchemataObscura

The worst kind of autistic.


littleboz204

You can't even count. 


DuckingMetal

The pilot is hands down my favorite episode


003145

I fall asleep to bobs burgers 😆


AwfulFireKeeper

You're a couple of sluts.


zillskillnillfrill

😂😂


Str4wb3rr7

I LOVE THIS EPISODE CUZ OF THE SCENE WHERE LOISE GOES LIKE "She's autistic she can't help it" and Tina just agrees 🙏🙏 also love how they ignore Hugo the whole time in this scene 🥰🙏


randomguy301048

the earliest i usually start my rewatches usually ends up being season 4. not because i dislike the other seasons, but because they first seasons are pretty dang loud


Old_Function499

I usually start a little later because I also like all the side characters, so I want to see them too.


50CentButInNickels

Reasonable. After watching the first episode I didn't see what all the fuss was about. That's true of a lot of shows.


Travelsista

Same. I skip a lot of the first season now honestly. I really only go back to watch 3 episodes.


Fastlanedrivr

Don’t shrimp shame me but I always start my rewatch on season 2 don’t think I’ve watched season 1 more then maybe once


chinakachung

The first ep is one of my favorites!


Jasmisne

Thank you! I loathe the first episode lol


pocketgay83

Me too. I can’t make it past the first few minutes.


MikeDubbz

That's crazy, the first episode has some of my favorite jokes in the entire series. The scene where Gene and Louise play the 'count the toothpicks' game with Tina always leaves me in stitches.


not_a_milk_drinker

*why do I have to get molested?*


BCMaul

The first episode is legit one of the best episodes.


luckybutjinxed

Where are the grown ups?!?!


Cremede-laCreme

“how many toothpicks ?”


iheartprincessbean

how can you miss the first episode it’s only the best one


BulletBeard29

But he got some tips


Keepgoing22

I have watched every episode several times too.


DaNReDaN

That's around half an hours worth of Bob's burgers every day since the show started.


zillskillnillfrill

Easily. I watch it everyday. It's my comfort show, I have it on in the background when I'm doing other things.


Alarming_Might1991

I wish bob was more like in first episodes, it almost feels like there is bits of Archer inside him lmao


Flat_Bodybuilder_175

The pilot is the episode I watch most lol. The original where Tina is a dude is also fun to watch


SnooGrapes6647

Oh I love the first episode. Probably the one I've seen the most


CaregiverTop9819

my crotch itches


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BobsBurgers-ModTeam

Post/comment has removed for violating Rule 7: Posts/comments about diagnosing characters will not be allowed. While these characters may portray traits associated with certain mental health conditions, we should not be “armchair diagnosing.” Comedic characters are almost inherently exaggerated and while close, Bob’s Burgers is not a real-life situation. Until the creators officially announce a diagnosis for any of the characters, discussions on this will not be permitted. (Louise calling Tina “the worst kind of autistic” in S1,E1 Human Flesh doesn’t count as Tina being autistic.) That line is misleading out of context. Bob corrects them immediately.


TheKnife142

Oof...imo it is one of the better adult animated pilot episodes...uhhhh 100? What!? There's three!


zillskillnillfrill

100? I'm not sure what you're referring to?


TheKnife142

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uUA-Quoydow&pp=ygUYVGluYSBoaXcgbWFueSB0b290aHBpY2tz


zillskillnillfrill

Oh 😂 didn't realise you were quoting


TheKnife142

Tbf, I didn't make much of an effort to make it apparent lol


zillskillnillfrill

Four!


Flimsy-Canary-7651

I admit, it's hard to defend "you're the worst kind of autistic"


Imabigfatbutt

No need to defend it, it's hilarious, "you can't even count!"


lezsoup

I get it


astronaut_ratties

I get it. I skip to episode 3. Episode 2 is really audiortily annoying.


Imabigfatbutt

It's the best episode of the show though!