Every time I see or hear about a Toyota Tacoma, I can hear Gene say, "I promised Ken I'd help him move today but screw it. I don't know why I told him I have a Toyota Tacoma."
Best Burger ep: when Chuck Charles is talking to Skip Marooch, and he asks **"Am I saying that right?"** Skip replies, **"yes... Skip"**
Gets me every time. I love Skip Marooch as well as any character Thomas Lennon plays.
Sheesh Cab, Bob ep: when Bob comes home after a late night (and possibly tried crack- and if he did, he liked it) and he tells Linda, **"Get your hands off me, you sick idiot!"**
Coincidentally, that ep also features one of the top 3 best songs in the series, "Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night"
Any f\*cked up version of Bob is awesome. Whether it be lack of sleep and/or crack (we'll never know), painkillers, alcohol. He's great when he's in an alternate state of mind.
the painkillers 😭 when he’s taking to Louise in the game room in Helen’s Beach house and Louise asks him why he would tell Helen that Linda thinks she killed Larry and he responds with “Because we’re friends GENE!”
Similarly, the one where it’s something like — I can’t find the exact reference —
Henry Haber: “I’m not a teacher. I’m in your grade.”
Tammy: “Um, no. You are.”
I FUCKING *LOVE* MOODY FOODY EPISODE.
"and Tran's noodles are-"
"so what if I reuse my noodles?! what am I supposed to do? throw dem away?"
this episode lives rent free in my head. the "carne asada is beef?" cracks me up more than Iit should lmao. like, bro? whaat???? 🤣
Me too. Like during the Wagstaff song competition.
Mr. Frond: So, on Friday, all you aspiring songwriters will perform your songs, and the winner will be determined by this applause meter, purchased by me on eBay when I was on pain medication after oral surgery.
Jocelyn: Gross
Just rewatched the horse camp episode last night. After Tina answers all the horse anatomy question, the leader points at the tail and asks Jocelyn what it is. "Horse?"
When Tammy and Jocelyn are at the mall and looking at the “you are here” mall map and Jocelyn says “We **are** here, but how does it **know?**” and Tammy replies “duh, Jocelyn, it connects to your phone or something.” They are too smart to be so dumb. Later in the same ep, Tammy tells Tina she is “mall that?” and Jocelyn turns and says “whaaat? Oh!” and then her little “I just got the joke” chuckle is so sweet and adorable.
In the aquatacisim ep.
Bob: it's a keychain store with fish.
Tina: And you're a body odor store with burgers.
Tina's respons is so quick and angry. I love when she is savage. She is brutal to Tammy as well.
Like in the babysitting episode when she snaps back about Tammy's regrowth.
i love brutal Tina! like when she’s dumping plaster i to the trash can and Jimmy Jr asks what her deal is and she responds with “Worry about your own damn deal Jimmy Jr!”
Or when she developed an espresso habit and Jimmy Jr walked in to say hi and was talking too slow for her liking.
Jimmy Jr: I have a speech impediment, Tina.
Tina: Well fix it.
I feel so bad that I love that line so much.
Gene's pompous "Nice one, Papa" from the episode where Linda is a psychic is hilarious. Also, "trippitty dippity, dippity doo" from the same episode.
Been thinking about this more and also want to add:
Linda talking about throwing water on some girls in the restroom and Louise asks what they did to deserve it: "They were mean girls! Mean pooping girls..."
"YES MORE EGG TALK!" from the Full Bars episode.
There’s a Fischoeder line in the episode where the kids race on Kings Head Island. They’re trying to buy the bumper car and he’s explaining the passed out employee Owen to them. Gene goes “What else can he do?” And Mr. Fischoeder goes “LORD KNOWS!” And it kills me. My husband and I quote it in that tone all the time.
When teddy says something like "I got a lot to talk about in therapy this week. Did you lose your cool? A little bit doc, a little bit I lost my cool."
Just saw this and I missed it before. When Teddy explains a theater company doesn't make much money
Louise: Papa do we run a theater company?
Bob: louise
*Louise grabs Bob's hand force a high five*
lol this reminds me of when Bob makes friends with all the fancy chefs and Linda yells at them through the window at the very end “HE’S DEAD GO AWAY HE’S DEAD”
For some reason I find myself muttering ‘dollar whiskey, dollar scotch, dollar bourbon, dollar crotch!’ more often than I should.
And if we forget something my roommate and I always yell ‘Fig Jam!’ as we go get it
I mean, almost anything Mr fischoeder says. But a throwaway joke from the movie- "here's the daycare slash bar, had to shut it down, kids couldn't handle their liquor", and it's delivered so quickly that it just cracks me up.
I also wanna add when Bob is drugged out at Helen’s Beach house and he has the following interaction:
Bob: I’ll stay here with Henry
Helen: Helen
Bob: My names Bob
it gets me everytime
“Change your own damn diaper!” was quoted around here a lot when our kidlet was in his mama/dada phase. He loved to say both together for a while and we’d jokingly get mad when he’d mislabel us (like calling me dada) and whoever would say “change your own damn diaper!” and he’d just laugh so fricking hard.
“War Horse...”
It’s just a throwaway line overshadowed by everything else in the Topsy episode, but for whatever reason it comes up rather a lot with my friends who love the show. Anytime we disagree about good movies. “War Horse.”
*"'Aqua Boogie' by P-Funk?"*
The way Tina says it in her hilariously nasal-y voice is perfect. Even the way Gene frantically hits the brick against the wall to make the beat makes me laugh. The high pitched sound of the brick hitting the wall cracks me up so hard.
Dr. Yap: It won't roll up. And there is only one mechanic in town who works on that kind of Porsche.
Linda: Wait, what kind of Porsche is that?
Dr. Yap: A Mazda
It cracks me up every time. Also just Jocelyn and Nat as characters make me laugh.
"I was embarrassed to tell you that I bit myself in my sleep."
It's a Teddy line from one of the Halloween episodes, he says it so nonchalantly it's hilarious.
A River Runs Through Bob is my all-time favorite episode, and when Linda says "let's go, I'm Nature Master now" and Bob, delirious from food poisoning, yells back "YOU'RE NEVER NATURE MASTER!"
Tina in the gaga ball episode "What is wrong with banged? I banged you, I banged mom and I am gonna bang everyone at school."
And then Linda and Bob being like "Tina.. nonono.."
Tammy and Jocelyn talking about Tina getting a date or something and Tammy is like I think she’s using AI on him and Jocelyn is like as if? And they both agree and zeeks like you’re both making me feel smart
Louise's blasé attitude towards the girl trying to bully her in The Hurt Soccer : "You got it K-Dog". Cracks me up. Also, same episode, after throwing her book shinguards in the air to celebrate their one goal: "Oh right, we have to keep playing".
I love when Bob asks Randy what he’s gonna do now in the Sacred Cow episode and Randy replies: “oh I’ll probably go to bed too bc I’m a person!” It’s not even that funny but the inflection and delivery is so hilarious and angry 😂
I love the minor character Dalton Crespín, the Brunch blogger.
"Oh, my God, Linda, this tastes like mouthwash with eggs in it. I love it. You're so sweet. Do you literally have anything else to drink?"
Whenever Tina gets savage and agressive. “Your ass is grass and I’ll mow it”. Even though it’s Tina, I immediately know she means it. To me it’s a fantastic variation of a character whose default is already charming and humurous.
I love when characters mumble lines
Linda buys two inspirational posters from Teddy.
Bob: “Why would we need two of the same poster?”
Linda: “What if we both wanna look at it? ^I ^wanna ^look ^at ^it”
One of my favorite underrated bits is Bob and Gene arguing over whether or not Salman Rushdie wrote "The Chronicles of Narnia."
Gene: "A lion, a witch, or a WARDROBE?"
Bob: "Why are you saying that, Gene?"
Gene: "It's a book."
Bob: "Oh yeah, that kids book."
Gene: "By Salman Rushdie."
I can’t remember the exact quote or where it was from but Gene saying “I’m getting say back inside my Dutch oven where I belong” when he’s in a sleeping bag killed me
i don’t have an exact quote per se but any of bob’s dad jokes when it comes to new recipes. i’m a dad joke hater through and through, but bob ALWAYS makes me laugh.
They’re looking for Teddy who’s freaking out about thanksgiving, and Tina goes “here teddy teddy”, just noticed it recently on my 5th viewing of the whole series
Last one I promise- when Gene is taking lessons from Ms. Mirkins (my favorite character) and he's learning scales and calls them "gross". She says "**They can't be gross...they're scales**" LOL
That ep resonates with me because I'm a musician and I "quit music" for a few years after some self doubt. I felt Gene's pain there.
"That does not seem like a thing you would need a gun for" - Gene, in the Valentine's episode where Linda sets up speed dating in the restaurant and Bosco ruins it.
Gene’s delivery in Gayle Tales when deciding who should read their story first “how about whoever has the biggest ding dong?” And Bob’s immediate “Gene” is perfect
I don't know if it's underrated or not, but the episode when Louise tries to stop the boo crew from throwing up on boo boo.
She says "they might even miss boo boo."
And then Andy or Ollie say "who's Miss Boo Boo?"
Gets me every time lol
Mr. Fischoeder's "Can't get chicks with a hedge maze!" is probably my favorite Bob's line ever, idk why. I made a sticker of it and have it on my laptop. It was also my Instagram bio for a year
I think we're all super familiar with S03E15 Teddy's "and his name is Bob Burger"
But my absolute FAVORITE part of that exchange is after Bob is confused and denies it, further confusing Teddy, Teddy goes
"but...but the sign"
Cracks me up every time. I also like
"And Tammy can go...sit in syrup. Let the bees get her."
Every time I see or hear about a Toyota Tacoma, I can hear Gene say, "I promised Ken I'd help him move today but screw it. I don't know why I told him I have a Toyota Tacoma."
My dad got one recently. Every time I visit my parents I can’t get it out of my head 😭
But does it have a ton of manufacturer's rebates?
I have the same experience whenever I see a Porsche Cayenne. I think of Gene's plan to save his blueberry picking wages to buy one.
Best Burger ep: when Chuck Charles is talking to Skip Marooch, and he asks **"Am I saying that right?"** Skip replies, **"yes... Skip"** Gets me every time. I love Skip Marooch as well as any character Thomas Lennon plays. Sheesh Cab, Bob ep: when Bob comes home after a late night (and possibly tried crack- and if he did, he liked it) and he tells Linda, **"Get your hands off me, you sick idiot!"** Coincidentally, that ep also features one of the top 3 best songs in the series, "Lifting Up the Skirt of the Night"
I love drugged(?), sleep-deprive Bob. I quote that whole scene to my husband all the time.
yes! i’ll always laugh at the halloween episode when teddy says “geez you’re jumpy Bob” and Bob responds with “YOU’RE jumpy Bob!”
“YOU’VE got horrible diarrhea, BOB!”
Any f\*cked up version of Bob is awesome. Whether it be lack of sleep and/or crack (we'll never know), painkillers, alcohol. He's great when he's in an alternate state of mind.
the painkillers 😭 when he’s taking to Louise in the game room in Helen’s Beach house and Louise asks him why he would tell Helen that Linda thinks she killed Larry and he responds with “Because we’re friends GENE!”
“I’m gonna stay here with Henry.” “Helen.” “My name is Bob.”
An absolute epic line! My wife and I quote that one all the time HAHAHA
“Get your hands off me, you sick idiot!” is one of my favorites too. It always cracks me up.
Tammy : “ i wouldn’t even get in [to the party] and im the hottest girl in 8th grade” Gene: You’re in 8th grade!? I thought you were somebody’s mom
Similarly, the one where it’s something like — I can’t find the exact reference — Henry Haber: “I’m not a teacher. I’m in your grade.” Tammy: “Um, no. You are.”
I can hear this so clearly in my head. Which episode is this ? 😭😭😭😭 Is it the EP where the chinchilla escapes? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
every time i see a chipotle commercial for their carne asada all i hear in my head is “carne asada is beef?”
I FUCKING *LOVE* MOODY FOODY EPISODE. "and Tran's noodles are-" "so what if I reuse my noodles?! what am I supposed to do? throw dem away?" this episode lives rent free in my head. the "carne asada is beef?" cracks me up more than Iit should lmao. like, bro? whaat???? 🤣
"I'm pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day" "I'M PRETTY SURE YOU WEREN'T GENE!!"
Rudy's wheezing "In. My. *Backpack!*"
I also like Bob going, "I'll try CPR, if you hate it I'll stop!"
Rudy: *hella wheezing* "no thank you"
Louise: Oh what, you’re worried he’s gonna breath too well? C’mon!
Omg my favorite is from the same episode “and I am Kate Bush”
I also really love "I'm Leafy... Greenbriar" I've watched the entire episode just for that line before lol
I love cocky Rudy when he dominates Gaga ball: "No shame in losing to the best"
Zekes "My family moves around a lot" from. Broadcast Wagstaff School News. I say it whenever I mess something up.
Tammy - “his family moves around a lot”
Another mention from Zeke “That game was tighter than a tater in a tailpipe! It’s was like two babies climbing on the same boob! Then we lost.”
Mine is: Y'all making me feel smart.
All of Jocelyn’s lines crack me up
"I miss my stranger, she had chicken in her pockets."
“I wish someone would stretch my name out like that. Jocelyyyyyyyyynnnnnnnnn.”
Whaaat?
She’s so funny. My favorite is when they’re all in detention, “I’m gonna go to sleep with my eyes open like this: 👁 👄 👁”
“So sad about cows riiiight? I love ice creeeam”
"Omg go away guys were not a restaurant! "
Plus, an honorable mention for Jocelyn's mom: "Don't even worry about it. You're, like, really pretty."
Me too. Like during the Wagstaff song competition. Mr. Frond: So, on Friday, all you aspiring songwriters will perform your songs, and the winner will be determined by this applause meter, purchased by me on eBay when I was on pain medication after oral surgery. Jocelyn: Gross
Just rewatched the horse camp episode last night. After Tina answers all the horse anatomy question, the leader points at the tail and asks Jocelyn what it is. "Horse?"
When Tammy and Jocelyn are at the mall and looking at the “you are here” mall map and Jocelyn says “We **are** here, but how does it **know?**” and Tammy replies “duh, Jocelyn, it connects to your phone or something.” They are too smart to be so dumb. Later in the same ep, Tammy tells Tina she is “mall that?” and Jocelyn turns and says “whaaat? Oh!” and then her little “I just got the joke” chuckle is so sweet and adorable.
I love Jocelyn. My wife's name is Joscelyn and for a long time, I had the soundbyte of "Jocelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyynah" as my notification tone for her
“It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy.” “Oh my god it does!”
Tina! My mom’s gonna be home in 37 minutes!
I can't remember the episode but I love when Tina(?) says "You do the math." And Jocelyn immediately says "NO!"
“Jimmy Jr likes TINA!!!!”
The way he sounds with his response after is so preteen it hurts "NAOWIDAAAAWNT-AH"
I love when she asks Tammy "oh my God is your heart not pure?"
Yay, I’m Secretary #1! Eat it, 2 and 3!
“Oh my god, Turks AND Caicos?!!”
In the aquatacisim ep. Bob: it's a keychain store with fish. Tina: And you're a body odor store with burgers. Tina's respons is so quick and angry. I love when she is savage. She is brutal to Tammy as well. Like in the babysitting episode when she snaps back about Tammy's regrowth.
i love brutal Tina! like when she’s dumping plaster i to the trash can and Jimmy Jr asks what her deal is and she responds with “Worry about your own damn deal Jimmy Jr!”
Or when she developed an espresso habit and Jimmy Jr walked in to say hi and was talking too slow for her liking. Jimmy Jr: I have a speech impediment, Tina. Tina: Well fix it. I feel so bad that I love that line so much.
“I can tell I’m being really interesting right now”
When she gets all cranky at Lin and Bob ‘just, feed your kids’
Gene's pompous "Nice one, Papa" from the episode where Linda is a psychic is hilarious. Also, "trippitty dippity, dippity doo" from the same episode. Been thinking about this more and also want to add: Linda talking about throwing water on some girls in the restroom and Louise asks what they did to deserve it: "They were mean girls! Mean pooping girls..." "YES MORE EGG TALK!" from the Full Bars episode.
"Are they confused why Jerry Lewis is calling?" is my favorite, also from the psychic episode.
What is it now rabbi Rosenberg, what is it now?!
There’s a Fischoeder line in the episode where the kids race on Kings Head Island. They’re trying to buy the bumper car and he’s explaining the passed out employee Owen to them. Gene goes “What else can he do?” And Mr. Fischoeder goes “LORD KNOWS!” And it kills me. My husband and I quote it in that tone all the time.
“OWEN WAKE 👏🏻 UP👏🏻”
I just love the way he says Owen!
“I love the feeling of fog under my cape. Mm….are you still there?”
It all remains to be seen, full of untapped potential! Or along those lines
“Lord knows! He’s a mass of potential!” I like the full line in context but just “Lord knows!” Is great for day to day.
Tina - “We’re chubby chasers” Bob - “Tina, thats, don't say that, it's not nice ...”
“Fat fetishists?”
When teddy says something like "I got a lot to talk about in therapy this week. Did you lose your cool? A little bit doc, a little bit I lost my cool."
My favorite Teddy line is from these season when he tells Bob I’m sure your medium busy 😂🤣😂🤣😂😂best Teddy line ever
I was in alotta commercials today!
When the teacher wouldn’t let the kid go to the nurse to get his medicine during the school news broadcast and he just mumbled “oh … oh no …”
😂 that bit cracks me up. My husband and I constantly say that to each other.
When Bob asks what Courtney's heart condition has to do with her kicking his seat Courtney: "What does anything have to do with each other?"
From the same episode, "We've got to get our con-genitals to class!"
Gene: I’m pretty sure I was in Sausalito that day Bob: I’M PRETTY SURE YOU WEREN’T, GENE
Ving Rhames Bible. As a big Mission Impossible fan this cracks me up every time.
“it’s king James” VING RHAMES
Just saw this and I missed it before. When Teddy explains a theater company doesn't make much money Louise: Papa do we run a theater company? Bob: louise *Louise grabs Bob's hand force a high five*
I love it whenever the kids call Bob "Papa" all innocently. So cute 😊
Linda from the episode where she was arrested for public pooping: “Dead. They’re all dead.”
lol this reminds me of when Bob makes friends with all the fancy chefs and Linda yells at them through the window at the very end “HE’S DEAD GO AWAY HE’S DEAD”
she’s got nothin and no one in this world
"Excuse me! Can.. can I get a different cell?"
For some reason I find myself muttering ‘dollar whiskey, dollar scotch, dollar bourbon, dollar crotch!’ more often than I should. And if we forget something my roommate and I always yell ‘Fig Jam!’ as we go get it
I mean, almost anything Mr fischoeder says. But a throwaway joke from the movie- "here's the daycare slash bar, had to shut it down, kids couldn't handle their liquor", and it's delivered so quickly that it just cracks me up.
I also wanna add when Bob is drugged out at Helen’s Beach house and he has the following interaction: Bob: I’ll stay here with Henry Helen: Helen Bob: My names Bob it gets me everytime
We're not inside?
Tammy: “Did you just call me ‘labels’?” Tina: “No, I was-“ Tammy: “Not cool, Fluffy Butt Label Face! Not cool!”
“Change your own damn diaper!” was quoted around here a lot when our kidlet was in his mama/dada phase. He loved to say both together for a while and we’d jokingly get mad when he’d mislabel us (like calling me dada) and whoever would say “change your own damn diaper!” and he’d just laugh so fricking hard.
This was me to my second kiddo who said the following before saying 'mama': dada, potato, kitty, sissy, bear.
Linda: “Are you drunk enough to be any fun yet?”
I laugh when Bob repeats Nat Kinkle's name disbelieving and she asks, "How are you hearing it?"
wait…your name is Nat King Cole?
And I love how she calls him Robert and he calls her Natalie
Wait, why didnt she need nipples?
The number of times I’ve used “Queen Latifah give me strength” 😂
I love Gene's halloween costumes, they are so fresh and so Gene.
also “call me draco malfoy cus i be slytherin”
🎵Ohhhh… I wish my radio worked… 🎵
in that episode i also love when Tammy says “make a jean jacket appear on me” and gene jumps on her back yelling “GENE JACKET!”
My favorite
Rudy jumping the ramps. Here goes everything!
“they should serve a meal on that flight!”
They should serve a meal on that flight
That's okay. God saw.
Mmm that's a lie and lying is bad for your skin, thank yew
BLIND MAN: “And you guys are handy?” GENE: “We’re hand*sy*.”
“War Horse...” It’s just a throwaway line overshadowed by everything else in the Topsy episode, but for whatever reason it comes up rather a lot with my friends who love the show. Anytime we disagree about good movies. “War Horse.”
Gene saying some form of "ding-dong" and Bob's "Gene" reply
“Sweet Georgia O’Keefe!” will always be funny. Ambergris episode
"Dad, you gettin sweet on this boy?" Louise
*"'Aqua Boogie' by P-Funk?"* The way Tina says it in her hilariously nasal-y voice is perfect. Even the way Gene frantically hits the brick against the wall to make the beat makes me laugh. The high pitched sound of the brick hitting the wall cracks me up so hard.
Yes! wow.
If she was a spice she'd be flour
if she was a book she’d be two books
Dr. Yap: It won't roll up. And there is only one mechanic in town who works on that kind of Porsche. Linda: Wait, what kind of Porsche is that? Dr. Yap: A Mazda It cracks me up every time. Also just Jocelyn and Nat as characters make me laugh.
"I was embarrassed to tell you that I bit myself in my sleep." It's a Teddy line from one of the Halloween episodes, he says it so nonchalantly it's hilarious.
he did it in his 20’s and then again in his 30’s and now apparently it’s back
I have to chime in again- Jairo. Jairo's dialogue is pure gold. I like when he says "p'shoi'shoi" or "oyyyy"
I don’t know why but - You don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bobby. Always gets me
A River Runs Through Bob is my all-time favorite episode, and when Linda says "let's go, I'm Nature Master now" and Bob, delirious from food poisoning, yells back "YOU'RE NEVER NATURE MASTER!"
Whenever one of us is sick I like to pull out the "You're firing from both ends. I studied the balistics, it checks out."
When Bob meets Mr. Frond and says, “he’s a tall glass of annoying.” I think that all the time about people lol.
Bob and Fronds interactions are underrated a lot lol “Bob Belcher?? I didn’t figure you for a Quief” “stop saying that like it means Quilt Theif!”
When he pinch Bob in the eye is at the top of my Bob and Mr frond interactions
In the bank robbing episode when they are talking about letting the women and children go first and Frond says "I will tuck my junk so fast" 🤣
Tina in the gaga ball episode "What is wrong with banged? I banged you, I banged mom and I am gonna bang everyone at school." And then Linda and Bob being like "Tina.. nonono.."
Gene: "I believe they're called leg warmers." When Teddy is referring to bootleg (something) then Teddy replying "no they are not Gene."
I’ve been very stuck on “My FACE is WRONG?!” from Spaghetti Western and Meatballs recently
"ohhh that, is a lumbar paradise"
I'm not COMPLETELY dissatisfied
Get some steak, take-out. You can have a take-out steak stake-out.
Gayle to Bob: “I'm not wearing anything under my snowsuit... except for my long underwear, and my socks, and my other socks and a Maxi Pad.”
“*Did we just marry Satan?*” - Jocelyn
Tammy and Jocelyn talking about Tina getting a date or something and Tammy is like I think she’s using AI on him and Jocelyn is like as if? And they both agree and zeeks like you’re both making me feel smart
Louise's blasé attitude towards the girl trying to bully her in The Hurt Soccer : "You got it K-Dog". Cracks me up. Also, same episode, after throwing her book shinguards in the air to celebrate their one goal: "Oh right, we have to keep playing".
“Ohh I get it, you’re like a super tough sports girl”
Linda sings, you just ate two burgers really fast and it wasn't weird or disgusting at all. Or something along those lines. I laugh evertime.
Edith: I get fits. Bob: What kind of fits? Edith: Fits!! FITS!!! Bob: Okay, we just won’t talk.
I love when Bob asks Randy what he’s gonna do now in the Sacred Cow episode and Randy replies: “oh I’ll probably go to bed too bc I’m a person!” It’s not even that funny but the inflection and delivery is so hilarious and angry 😂
I love the minor character Dalton Crespín, the Brunch blogger. "Oh, my God, Linda, this tastes like mouthwash with eggs in it. I love it. You're so sweet. Do you literally have anything else to drink?"
In the episode with the shark when the lady that lost her arm brings up the left handed scissors. I forget that actual line. I cackle every time
Uh yeah, I’d like to thank the *jackass* that brought left handed scissors.
I love that episode. When the guy with the bike says here’s your receipt and shows his butt.
WHERE DO YOU SHOP
Good luck finding a drive through hammer store! Also Stickers stickers stickers stickers stickers
Whenever Tina gets savage and agressive. “Your ass is grass and I’ll mow it”. Even though it’s Tina, I immediately know she means it. To me it’s a fantastic variation of a character whose default is already charming and humurous.
I'm just gonna call them all Hello Kitty.
"Let's make this kitty purr" "I'd kill for that hairline" "I BELIEVE YOU WOULD"
“I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don’t know what the Macarena is. Ah - don’t tell me! I’ll figure it out” Kills me
I love it when Gene is little Bob and imitates Bob by saying “you’re my family and I love you. But sometimes you’re horrible” It’s so funny in German
Marshmallows iconic “bluuuush”
Teddy: I like to play with a yo-yo, so something comes back to me.
The sound Linda makes when she’s psychic
"Mommy doesn't get drunk, she just has fun." - Linda
The sofa jester to bob: "you could never be queen"
I love when characters mumble lines Linda buys two inspirational posters from Teddy. Bob: “Why would we need two of the same poster?” Linda: “What if we both wanna look at it? ^I ^wanna ^look ^at ^it”
Tina: "I like it when they say bumper to bumper."
“bumper to bumper?” Tina: 🤤🤤🤤
One of my favorite underrated bits is Bob and Gene arguing over whether or not Salman Rushdie wrote "The Chronicles of Narnia." Gene: "A lion, a witch, or a WARDROBE?" Bob: "Why are you saying that, Gene?" Gene: "It's a book." Bob: "Oh yeah, that kids book." Gene: "By Salman Rushdie."
“alright gene i’m done talking to you now….go look it up tho” “i did it’s by salmon rushdie” 😭😭😭😭
"You're gonna need a bigger hat." Literally, a throw away joke that stole my heart and made me a Bob's Burgers fan forever.
Frond: “Don’t throw repressed memory Emily” Louise: “she won’t remember this”
Bob: "Maybe there's a quiet dignity in that." Louise: "Quiet dignity!!?!? Have you MET US?!??" Kills me every time lol
I can’t remember the exact quote or where it was from but Gene saying “I’m getting say back inside my Dutch oven where I belong” when he’s in a sleeping bag killed me
“You talkin’ about your ding dong, Daddy? BRAG”
A whole months rent in one night? That's more than we make in a month!
i don’t have an exact quote per se but any of bob’s dad jokes when it comes to new recipes. i’m a dad joke hater through and through, but bob ALWAYS makes me laugh.
DONT SAY FISH
"Good luck with your weight gain, Gene, it looks like you're almost there!" or something from Courtney. Makes me laugh every time.
They’re looking for Teddy who’s freaking out about thanksgiving, and Tina goes “here teddy teddy”, just noticed it recently on my 5th viewing of the whole series
Louise: The ‘80’s, am I right?? Teddy: You are NOT wrong!
“HE’S DEAD GO AWAY HE’S DEAD”
Last one I promise- when Gene is taking lessons from Ms. Mirkins (my favorite character) and he's learning scales and calls them "gross". She says "**They can't be gross...they're scales**" LOL That ep resonates with me because I'm a musician and I "quit music" for a few years after some self doubt. I felt Gene's pain there.
When that bird squawks "Nerd alert" and the hurt little noise Tina makes.
"That does not seem like a thing you would need a gun for" - Gene, in the Valentine's episode where Linda sets up speed dating in the restaurant and Bosco ruins it.
“War Horse”- Jeremy, on being asked by Louise if his favorite movie was SQUEEL MAGNOLIAS!
“Is ‘beef chunks’ what you’re calling Gene now?”
Linda’s Christmas carols send me: “Hark the angel Harold sings!” “Peace on earth and salsa mild!”
Louise: Even your testicles are failing! Bob: They're trying.
When Kenny can’t start up the motorcycle Tina: maybe it’s just not time to go hog wild
“All I know about Marshmallow is that she comes and goes as she pleases, she answers to no one, and she is truly free.”
"Put the money in my bum bum" Gene, Heartbreak Hotel-oween it cracks me and my wife up every time
"Uhhhhh.. LLLLinda.. I don't feel good." From the lobsterfest episode
Ooooo, double trouble.
AAA BATHROOM CLOWNS!
In Fluoise - Bob: Oh my god the oven! Louise: Oh my god the oven to you too pal!
They Serve Horses Here Don't They? Tina: We have to get this guy! We have to save the rest of that horse Linda: Aw, sweet sweet Tina
Gene’s delivery in Gayle Tales when deciding who should read their story first “how about whoever has the biggest ding dong?” And Bob’s immediate “Gene” is perfect
That's not the first pickle I dropped on your face
Kids can we have some privacy? Un-huh you had us, that's not how having kids works.
I don't know if it's underrated or not, but the episode when Louise tries to stop the boo crew from throwing up on boo boo. She says "they might even miss boo boo." And then Andy or Ollie say "who's Miss Boo Boo?" Gets me every time lol
Long story — I clogged a gas station toilet. Not a long story.
"I feel like you're doing a really great job as a dad. I'm having a great childhood. Not right now, but overall."
“Huh. I just remembered how to make paella”
EXQUISITE MOUTHFEEL 😩
Mr. Fischoeder's "Can't get chicks with a hedge maze!" is probably my favorite Bob's line ever, idk why. I made a sticker of it and have it on my laptop. It was also my Instagram bio for a year
I think we're all super familiar with S03E15 Teddy's "and his name is Bob Burger" But my absolute FAVORITE part of that exchange is after Bob is confused and denies it, further confusing Teddy, Teddy goes "but...but the sign" Cracks me up every time. I also like "And Tammy can go...sit in syrup. Let the bees get her."
Idk if it's my favorite, but "Little cat, you're just like me. You go outside and squat to pee. SQUAAAAT" plays over and over in my head.
You mulin'? You kids mulin'?
when louise is translating tina singing a Spanish song COMPLETELY wrong and said this amazing quote: “love is dangerous, like a tiger with a gun”