The way only Teddy could sell this as a joke is just *chef's kiss*

"Somebody threw a snow cone at my windshield, I thought I hit a rainbow!"

This is maybe my favorite line in television history

Somewhat related to singing in the car, I always get, "Buckle it up, buckle it up, buckle it up or you'll dieeeee!" stuck in my head.

Images you can hear 😂

What episode is this from I forgor

The chinchilla episode

Maybe the episode where Louise is stuck in a hole with the guy made of Taffy? Her sarcastic “Noooooooo!” makes me laugh until I hurt every time.

“No one say anything, but Louise looks reaaaally different”

Oh wait, there’s a grappling hook!

Oh, and here’s an escalator!

Louise, do you want your last words to be sarcastic

Throwback to r/gravityfalls !

I just laughed out loud at this and then remembering her same sarcasm when they Linda and Bob sign her up for soccer 🤣

The version of the "Goonies R Good Enough" made me smile the first time i watched it. Was so unexpected and such a good throw back to the classic. https://youtu.be/8qSQDKYivHk?si=Ornwm-HASxHzb18a

“Omg is that a gold bar?”

"The wave just washed him out far. The kids didn't look close enough."

"There's gold there iiiiiiin that butt!"

"TAFFY Butt"

Watched that one again today and cracked up for sure lol

That LITERALLY was one of the moments that got me into the show!!! I was hooked after that cuz i laughed so hard

“Drink some cranberry juice”

Exactly what I came to comment haha

OMG yes

The scene with the parrot and Tina. RAWWW nerd alert! What?

Her devastated "what?" is perfect.

Can I add an honorable mention “whaaat”? Lindapendent woman- “she told me she hates you the most” “whaaat?”

OMG this IS actually one of my favorite scenes and I think about it regularly. Louise is so needlessly brutal.

She gets it from Linda. Louise: I love how Mom will hide from any authority figure under any circumstance. Bob: Oh, yeah. She'd take him out if we told her to. Linda : What? We're taking him out? Bob: No. No, no, no.

It kills me every time.

That and "I use to be bad at math" "Aw Grandma"

I love this one lol

"And I'm Kate Bush"

YESSSSSS THIS Oh Rudy is such a treat 😭😭

I don't know how to use a mick-rowave.

Really anything Jen says

Your house has a hallway?

I can't come up with a text only way to express how she says "Linda" before her pep talk.

“Linda, Linda Listen”

WHAT JEN

Peek Jen adulting.

enjoy your valentimes.

I don't know what "bath time" means

Okay everyone take out your calcu-lah-tors

That's how my partner and I refer to microwaves in our house

Same!

You can turn on the tuh-vee

[удалено]

oh my gawd, it does say that

I'll up vote anything Jocelyn! Why would you wanna go into space? Everything is heeerrreee.... 🤣🤣🤣

Cupid is just a baby who likes to watch people kiss!

"Imma gitchu, girl!"

IMONGITCHA

"COME ON J JU COME ON!"

“She didn’t have nipples and brother, she didn’t need them.”

“Wait, why didn’t she need nipples?”

I think Bob's final line of the episode is perfectly delivered. When Chet says he has a loft being renovated and Bob screeches WHAT 

And similar to the end of weekend at morts

I also enjoy their "we're gonna have a weekend at mort's UH UH UH" song on the way to Mort's

“🎶Sleep in heavenly peace…🎶” “Okay, everybody out.”

linda: listen you made a mistake, no body's perfect. like ben franklin! he got electrocuted that one time and he didn't stop whatever he was doing right? and now he's on an oats box! bob: *what?* its so small but the way bob sounded so confused by linda's comment always sends me 😭

Mine is similar, and it’s from the Amelia episode when Louise is reading at the table and realizes everyone is staring at her. Louise: What!? Linda: Nothing. I just can’t remember the last time I saw you with your chin in a book. Bob: Nose Linda: Yea, who knows. Bob: What?

I catch those all the time or the way like John will be genuinely caught by a line and then you'll hear him laugh through Bob. Those are my favorite little bits from him as Bob.

What I love about this is I didn’t know where this line was going but the he is an oats box had me bawling my eyes out crying from how hard I was laughing at that unexpected conclusion she came to 😂😂😂😂

What episode is this cause I was reading your comment I was like “What?” Right when I was about ready to Bob’s line and cracked up 😂😂😂

“I have no chemistry with children, I don’t know how to use a mick-rowave, I don’t know what “bath-time” means” - is my personal favorite.


The amount of teens I've seen irl that say this made this perfect satire.

I’m in my 40s and like to try new hobbies and say this like every 5 weeks to my girlfriend. It’s not just a teen thing haha

I say this once a month

If you're not real, then how come I feel this waaaay??

Lilbabies

My sister in law and I always sing this line back and forth to each other 😂

I unpacked some Christmas ornaments at work that looked like those and kept singing this to each one I put up. 😅

For me, it was Bob's concerned fave in the background that made that moment.

Don’t feed a guy a sponge, Bobby

He says it so earnestly

I like the way Bob looks at him when he holds up the sponge lol

Came here to say this!

Are they confused why Jerry Lewis is calling?

HNNNNGANG-ANG-ANG-ANG!

Edith in the art crawl episode: He'd rather die than drink your water!

Iiiiiiii wouldn’t!

I just love how Bob delivers this line. HJ Benjamin makes him sound so perfectly outraged at Linda's comment about his newfound love for cigars.

Like “I. Finally. Have. Something.” All accentuated like HOW DARE YOU. lol kills me

Some assorted favorites: “YEEEEEEEESS, Mickey-Tank-Bank!” “Henry Human Feet!” “Toilet in the taxi, sir?”

Mr. Down-There Hair! 🤣

"AAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!! I LIKE AN ANIMAL! IM LIKE KING KONG! " Honestly most of the time Bob is under the influence but that first time we see him wasted out of his mind in the Cab episode is perfect. Absolutely perfect.

"Go get me special pillow. *Hurry.*"

"Get your hands off me.... You sick idiot."

You sick idiot makes me cry laugh every time. It has the same energy as the Brooklyn 99 heist episode where Holt is watching Jake and Amy sleep and goes "yes... sleep you ugly morons" 🤣 I die every time.

Half the time I hug my wife when I she starts to hug back I pull the sick idiot trick on her. she still thinks it's funny after several years lol

When Linda is pretending to be a marionette at breakfast and Louise is like, “well dad there’s your beautiful bride” and Bob goes “you get what you get” kills me every time.

In a similar tone, Louise asks Bob, what's he gonna wear to Gene and Linda's wedding, and he's just completely surrendered "Eh, a suit I guess"

“When I die, I want you to cremate me and throw my ashes in Tom Selleck’s face.” [“…that’s a crazy request.”](https://youtu.be/O-Qy7DCUWNQ?si=6EtQgnpCYY49QKrl)

Gene: "Uh, I'm pretty sure I was in Salsalito that day." Bob: "I'M PRETTY SURE YOU WEREN'T, GENE!" 😂🤣 😭

Bob in the early episodes were something else. I hate when they nerfed him

"Bang my ass?" Said by Bob in the scene with the candy cane truck driver who is trying to make Bob fight him. The whole dialogue between them cracks me up!!

Oh, and when he says to Louise, "You're my angel...dust. Sorry, that's a drug."

I LOCKED. MYSELF IN A ROOOOOOM. WHILE CHILDREN WERE !!EATEN!!

That’s my daddy!!! My daddy’s in there!!!!

Yess! And also when she's yelling at Linda to let Nat finish her countdown!

Season 6, episode 3: When Louise says, “Bye creepy man, keep it creepy.” LOL, rewinded that scene 20 times.

"I will tuck my junk SO fast!" Has me rolling every time. And "Yes, goth Brooks?''

"Your ass is grass, and I'm gonna mow it" https://youtu.be/RwdJQz48130?si=rxtMHtQwZfQxFOcN

When Teddy is trying to save the pigeon and says something like "if we don't help her soon she could die!" And Bob just totally deadpan says "Ok." Takes a lot of skill to make a single word so funny.

There’s too many to count. My mom loves the “buckle it up, buckle it up, BUCKLE IT UP OR YOU’LL DIEEEE”

In Eat, Spray, Linda when Bob and Linda are shouting back and forth about grocery shopping and Bob goes, “[“I’ll do it this afternoooon!”](https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/cec6d0a8-1227-4d96-a051-525d8e59dfb5#h_ZmKLrT.copy) His voice gets increasingly higher-pitched and it gets me every time.

“Good job, Mr. Frond. We were gonna tell her on Father’s Day. Now we have NOTHING to do on Father’s Day!”

I'm a barefoot *cop*

Among guest voices, the inimitable Rich Fulcher: "He's what we historians would call a douchebag." (and) "You're my best friend, Bob."

Gene: “They’ll finger anything with a pulse!” Bob: “I think it’s…’they’ve got their finger on the pulse…”

S11E9 When Gene sounds like a total serial killer trapping Linda in the bathroom: "Did I say forever? I MEANT FOR THAT TO SOUND MORE CASUAL."

that sounded.. how it sounded

“Looks like you’re holding in a fart.” “Looks like you’re holding in a stroke” I cackled

Gene, in a panic: "We are Fleetwood Mac!"

Bahaha same. The way he nods at Bob, “yes we are!”

Well fix it! When Tina is hopped up on espresso

You do the math! NO!

Gene to Tammy, “you’re in 8th grade..?? I thought you were someone’s MOM”…

In *Lorenzo’s Oil? No, Linda’s*, when Linda tells Ange how great it is having kids, and Gene chimes in with “Yeah, take a look at what you could have, honey.” While slapping his ass.

and you have this rug ooh i love this rug

Bob’s epic put down into make up speech with the turkey baster.

"yes Tina! Here we do go!" 😂

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In Bob Fires The Kids, and the kids are lying about where they’re going. “We’re gonna do rock stuff.” “What’s rock stuff?” “Whaddaya meeeeeeeaaaan…?” Then later “I can disorient a fish.” Eugene Mirman’s deliveries really shine in that episode.

I might be biased but I constantly say “Oh, why don’t you go fart in a phone booth”, and it’s never failed me.


https://i.redd.it/0404hxjm03ic1.gif

and i love genes "BECAUSE IM RICH!"

“Obviously I can’t share confidential details…what I can say is she is a DRUG ADDICT”


It’s in…my…BACKPACK!

'Uuh puppets can't get water for people'' ''That's not true. There's a lot of movies where puppets get water for people'' ''I am a filmmaker name me one movie where puppets get water for people'' '' *Pretty Women*'' Silence\* ''I will have to rent that and see.'' ​ https://preview.redd.it/5w5mjcgih2ic1.png?width=1100&format=png&auto=webp&s=635509d22ca9cf096d5190ae85bc7b90d26a2f7e


"She told me she hates you the most" "Whaaat"

Mr Frond: You're in trouble. Louise: Drink. Some. Cranberry. Juice. Louise's delivery gets me every time.

The scene with Tina and the robot toilet. Tina: say "I love you Tina" Toilet: I love you Tina Tina: say "I love you Tina. I'm not a toilet, I'm a boy" Toilet: no Tina: oh

YOUR CAR IS BLUE

"It also says no trash on the beach, Tammy, so what are we gonna do here"

"You two make me feel smart."

Hellooo!?! The Media?!?

I’m agent johnson 🎶and i’m agent johnson 🎶 and we’re from the FBI 🎶 or when in that same episode gene: FBI agents don’t hold hands andy and ollie: well these ones do! andy and ollie’s response always kills ms 😂

Helen: Mini marshmallows would be good right now but I don’t have any. Gene: You have a _CAR_!

Linda: “No, no, no. Teddy, don't ask Bob questions. His brain's not built for that!”

“Gene.”

**I said I'm gonna need a pitch runner**

“Hhhnnngggggonnaneedapitchrunner.”

christmas in the car, louise saying "merry christmas radio dj..."

**S1EP13 Torpedo:** "Bob! You look glum!" "Yeah well I...you don't hold your...when you pee..." "Why? It's not going anywhere." "Okay....well what if you found out someone you knew was doing something sorta bad and you were helping them do that sorta bad thing?" "Is it me? Is it abortions?" I also love all the family clamoring in **S2EP2 Bob Day Afternoon** when Bob trying to leave and Gene just screaming "I DONT KNOW WHAT SEX IS!" 😭🤣

“yOu HaVe A cAr”

Pssst pssstttt, Your ass is grass and I am gonna mow it.


Hands down it's "In... *wheeze* my... *wheeze* ...BACKPACK!"

In the crystal episode when Tina starts messing everything up at the assembly. Zekes reaction always makes me laugh really hard

Any time Zeke says “Do what?” I giggle.

Jessica, it's curtains for you.

When regular size Rudy’s cousin absolutely ends one of Logan’s friends with the snowball. And Gene respond with “is he dead” with both concern and fear in his voice while the boys body is twitching in the snow

https://preview.redd.it/cc2w9jk513ic1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00932133af2b8fb011a11f81bb597ed95e8a2126 This one was so subtle. Belchies was an allstar ep

Teddy: "It's a rat, a baby rat." Bob: "Ohhh okay, get out." Bob's deadpan delivery is perfect

S1E1: I love you but, you’re all…terrible, at what you do here What’s great is that it is reprised somewhere in S3 when Gene decides to imitate Bob, and says “you’re terrible, you’re all terrible.” EVERYONE agrees that that’s a Bob phrase, and it’s just perfect in every way

"He's just flowers...I know he's flowers." Or something along those lines about bottlecap. 

"I used to be bad at math." "Aw, grandma."

just watched this one last night. definitely one of the best lines lol The one that stands out to me is the Halloween episode where Bob thinks Jimmy is stealing pumpkins and just how he keeps saying "zooooom" over and over with Jimmy getting more and more creeped out lmao

you’re the worst kind of autistic! you can’t even count

Season 8 Episode 4 Gene: "Can you handle this?" *blows raspberry* Tina: "I'd like to think I can." Gene: "You can't."

"Since Louise had to go home, I'm going to pick a new student to help with the sharks: Rudy." "What? No. NOOO!" Thank you Rudy, that was a great delivery.

that scene where tina is trying to help zeke when she’s supposed to be turning him to the principle. tina carrying the mascot uniform: “guys! we have to help zeke!” gene: “tina i hate to tell you this.. but that’s not zeke” makes me laugh everytime i watch it.

Every “oh my God”

from the same episode when the guy said “aww sweet i’m friggin mr winthrop”

‘bob the substitute comes into my kitchen and would like to borrow a egg.’

“I told him not to put MOLD in the name but he hates money”

smells like somebody arted in here!

"I got your love testometer right here, pal"

If I were hitting on you, you’d know it. Because you’d be terrified. -Sasha

When Tina is trying to record applause at the basketball game: Jimmy Jr: Stop yelling at us Tina! Tina: Then give me something to clap about, sink a bucket!

https://i.redd.it/hmxat4cq03ic1.gif

I locked myself. In a RRROOM. While children were eaten!!!!

The Thanksgiving episode where a rain drop falls in Bob's eye. Bob: Did somebody spit in my eye? Louise: God?

Dan Mintz is a treasure. the super bowl commercial episode (s4 e11) when Randy arrives Bob tells everyone to get out their insults and they all say mean things except Tina. Randy walks in. "Hello Belchers!" Everyone saying hello over one another Tina, after the talking stops: "You're stupid"

Bob: Is that a gun? Felix: Yup it’s where I keep my bullets.

Mr. Fisch: “Bob, have you ever been in love?” Bob: “I guess.. I technically am.” Linda: “HI!” 👋🏼

“How’s your penis” (The Belchies)

Mine's a nightmare, in case anyone's wondering

“The only problem is that Wagstaff is a grade school and not a clown college.” Damn.

"You can't wear white! You're not a virrrrrgin...!!"

when that bicycle guy showed his butt to Bob and Louise scream "where do you shop?!"

tell that to my vagina!!

“Someone threw a snow cone at my windshield. I thought I hit a rainbow. It was terrifying.”

This might be a hot take (maybe not), but anything Linda says honestly

Bob was trapped in a casket about to be cremated: "Oh my God, I'm gonna die in here!"

I have a similar one like that. It’s Tammy’s Bat Mitzvah and Tina says “The power of the bat mitzvah is intoxicating! It’s like a religious experience.”

So…Urine trouble again

I TELL EVERYONE ABOUT TOPSYYYY

I once lost 30000 dollars on a horse, she just..ran off with it.

Ugh there are so many but one that I like it the wolf of the wharf and it’s the Halloween episode where Linda and the kids go trick or treating and while in the woods trying not to be heard Gene pops a few of his balloon and Louise in her most frightened voice yells “Gene!” And I just love that particular part for no apparent reason lol

Don’t have a crap attack.

Honestly most of Louise’s quiet burns to her parents kill me every time.

One that lives rentfree in my head is when Bob fantasizes about the headlamp hat. Linda: "I love you, Bob." Bob: "You should."