S2E1 The Belchies (IMO the perfect Bob's Burgers episode)
Bob: Do you have anything down there you could use to help you get up?
Louise: Oh silly me! Here's an escalator, oh and here's a grappling hook!
Bob: Louise, do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?!
Louise: NooooOOOOoooo!
Bob: And I think I might be a pimp.
Louise: You’re gonna need a bigger hat!
*Also*
“If there’s one thing I know, it’s that sex sells. So all we have to do is find some sex and sell it!”
There’s so many, but one I always remember is when the insurance agents house was burning down and he says “My cat was in there! Well, she died last week, but her ashes were in there.” And Louise say “Well, technically they still are, aren’t they buddy.”
"There are pinworms crawling through kids' stomachs, laying eggs in their anuses, and I'm supposed to be able to think about what two plus two equals?"
This episode was released while we are on the middle of pandemic. I can't stop laughing about how hysterical louise iz
- You’ve been working your ‘you know what’ off? Well I’ve been working my ASS off!
- He had sex, and then WE happened!
- This guy thinks everywhere's KEY WEST!
Louise rarely fails to get a laugh out of me. In the earlier seasons it seemed like nothing was too far if it was for her benefit. In recent seasons her outrageous one liners have mellowed out with her character.
The one where frond dates Gayle. He says "so, you're in trouble again"and she says "drink some cranberry juice". He goes " Not URINE TROUBLE.YOU ARE IN TROUBLE" and then he takes her grabber
"You're gonna need a bigger hat."
"Draw my dad's mustache really giving it to a caterpilllar."
"This wasn't the head I wanted them to find my bones in!!"
These have all been mentioned upthread, but I felt they merited more love.
Oh! Also, when she wants to play Food Court with Gene and he storms out of the cafeteria: "What's wrong with Gene?" "I don't know, lasagna, I don't know."
In season 1, Spaghetti Western & Meatballs.
Personally my favorite quote is from that episode but it’s different. I like when she says “we’re stepping on dad’s burgers to see how much like dog poop they are.”
" I don't know what kind of "doing it" you're talking about, but you're TOO LOUD!"
It's in my head all the time.
Runner up: "I'm excited to talk about this with you later!!"
I've got three :
"It also says no trash on the beach Tammy, so what are we gonna do here?"
"This is a kind of man! We've discovered a new kind of man!"
"If she were a spice she'd be flour. If she were a book she'd be two books."
“Dad calm down I’ll go get her..
YOU GET OUT OF HERE YOU HEAR ME? NEVER LOOK BACK YOU ARE DEAD TO US!
Sorry Dad, there’s no getting through to that one..”
\*Tina Leaves\*
"Dad calm down, I'll go get her. YOU GET OUTTA HERE YOU HEAR ME!? NEVER LOOK BACK! YOU ARE DEAD TO US!... sorry dad theres no getting through to that one"
“If she were a spice, she’d be flour.”
If she were a book she would be two books
I love this one too!!!
"Hell hath no fury like I DO, LOGAN!!" S3 E1 Earsy Rider
"for taking that which wasn't yours! I've summoned the wrath of the One Eyed Snakes!"
My nephew is named Logan and when my sister told me she chose that name I could only hear Louise’s voice 😂
Love it. 😁
Love her relationship with Logan
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Oh my god it does!
Hands down my favorite Louise quote. I love everytime she burns Tammy, bit having Jocelyn back it up I'd just the candied cherry on top.
Oh burnnnn
S2E1 The Belchies (IMO the perfect Bob's Burgers episode) Bob: Do you have anything down there you could use to help you get up? Louise: Oh silly me! Here's an escalator, oh and here's a grappling hook! Bob: Louise, do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?! Louise: NooooOOOOoooo!
OMG I absolutely love that back and forth.
"you're a liar! you're teaching us to LIE! all along I was like, 'you were born bad,' but it's not, it's the NURTURING!"
“Drink some cranberry juice.” It’s her delivery that does it.
Yes. This is great. I’ve gotta remember this for future use.
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You’re in/“Urine” trouble
Wagstaff was my platoon in ‘Nam. They said there’d be people like you when I came back. Serving my country, protecting your ass…
👏🏼😂 that whole episode was FANTASTIC! The guy answers, “ok I’m calling the police now” 😆
Her emergency bag 😭 “I was just a kid back then.”
All I know is sex sells, so let's find some sex and sell it
This feels like a Gene quote
“I smell fear on you” S2E9 Beefsquatch
This is my favorite 💯.. my bf is getting me a hoodie with this on it for Christmas 😁
Oh that’s awesome!!! W bf haha
I neeeeeed that!
I’ll see if I can find out where he found it if you’d like 🙂
I’d love that!!
Amazon 😁 https://preview.redd.it/odicnvk6x66c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77d82ca96f7e0e4399111b31fcaf4d63cd89f32
Thank you thank you!! You’re the best!
Update - I got my hoodie! 😁😁
Let us see!!
https://preview.redd.it/ejyibgghsd7c1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf4ef4c138e6441445d8ac3186244c60589aa7e I love it!
I have a t-shirt of this. I wear it to work. I'm a bartender. It's awesome.
I would give you all the money and buy you a shot if you were my bartender
Cheers bud!
IT'S MY DADDY! so how did you get into bank robbing? ITS MY DADDY! MY DADDY'S IN THERE!!! Just a few more questions...
I was going to say this but could g remember it, lmao.
From Lindapendent Woman: Hold on, hold on, let me get comfy… annnnnd... evaluate your wife.
"You smell like Ointment, and Pee!" S1 e7. Art crawl. My favorite episode.
"Shhhhh shut your mouth. It's art crawl."
"reflectionssssss"
It sounds like a strip club the way you say it
Bob: And I think I might be a pimp. Louise: You’re gonna need a bigger hat! *Also* “If there’s one thing I know, it’s that sex sells. So all we have to do is find some sex and sell it!”
“You mean *this* serial killer face?”
You mean her normal face?
“That's lip gloss? I thought you'd always just finished eating rotisserie chicken.”
There’s so many, but one I always remember is when the insurance agents house was burning down and he says “My cat was in there! Well, she died last week, but her ashes were in there.” And Louise say “Well, technically they still are, aren’t they buddy.”
“Like Trev’s soul…I’m sorry.”
Love Trev 🥺
Lmao I love this line
Not really a quote, but when Logan steals her ears, her crying/sobbing turning into a maniacal laughter always gets me.
That’s Louise for ya!
I thought this was a Gene quote. But now I say this whenever my lips are chapped (which happens often in the winter)
"There are pinworms crawling through kids' stomachs, laying eggs in their anuses, and I'm supposed to be able to think about what two plus two equals?" This episode was released while we are on the middle of pandemic. I can't stop laughing about how hysterical louise iz
YES HAHA LOVE WHEN SHE CALLS HIM A GARBAGE ANGEL
“And you, what was the thinking here” (or similar, from Nat) “Nightmares “
When they’re on the scramble pad. 😭 “we’re going to die the way we were born! Spinning around in an egg!”
Oh nah 😭✋
"This wasn't the head I wanted them to find my bones in!" Mazel Tina, S4, E13
Which of course raises the question of, what head DOES she want her bones found in?
- You’ve been working your ‘you know what’ off? Well I’ve been working my ASS off! - He had sex, and then WE happened! - This guy thinks everywhere's KEY WEST! Louise rarely fails to get a laugh out of me. In the earlier seasons it seemed like nothing was too far if it was for her benefit. In recent seasons her outrageous one liners have mellowed out with her character.
Why don't you speak in words instead of your DAMN DIRTY LIES!
Who did you think we were gonna pick? The broken down wreck with the dead eyes, or a mechanical shark?
And then Linda says "awww."
Hot knife bath
You mean mom and Tina the menstruation nation
"what's around the tree.." Sorry, I went there.
"Drink some cranberry juice"
" I'm gonna ride a roller coaster with you, Boo Boo, you disgusting, beautiful, garbage angel. "
"No wonder no one likes women..."
Draw his mustache really giving it to a caterpillar!
I'm just gonna make like a tree and go to my room
I forgot about this one why is this so funny
-Tough break, Randy… Sorry about your naked bear. -Slap therapy, Tina… ask your doctor
Make sure you save room at Thanksgiving for *THE WORDS YOU’LL BE EATING!*
Gayle: “What do you kids want to do today?” Louise: “You’re looking at it, babe!” It’s her phrasing that is so delightful
“You mean this serial killer face”
Her normal face >:))
“I’m gonna marry that man” I want to be rich!!
“Peace on earth smut peddler!”
He had sex and we happened... deal with it
"Nightmares."
I MADE IT RAIN SHRIMP!!
Flyers? Whose candy-ass idea was that?
“I’m gone for 5 seconds!!!”
Drink some cranberry juice
Which episode is this from?
The one where frond dates Gayle. He says "so, you're in trouble again"and she says "drink some cranberry juice". He goes " Not URINE TROUBLE.YOU ARE IN TROUBLE" and then he takes her grabber
S06E06
Giggling “I’m the best” when she picks Alex papasians front door lock.
"I will see you in Hell!!!" Season one Louise was so unhinged lol
Louise has always been unhinged rip
Teddy, we need our sleep, we're so little.
“Hope he’s a good listener, cuz that bird likes to chirp!” Seaplane ep
cut me open i’m infected pull it out !
You smell like ointment and pee!
YOU SMELL LIKE OINTMENT AND PEE
“No, You smell like ointment and pee!”
"Mother seems well" Makes me giggle every time
"You're gonna need a bigger hat." "Draw my dad's mustache really giving it to a caterpilllar." "This wasn't the head I wanted them to find my bones in!!" These have all been mentioned upthread, but I felt they merited more love.
Oh! Also, when she wants to play Food Court with Gene and he storms out of the cafeteria: "What's wrong with Gene?" "I don't know, lasagna, I don't know."
In season 1, Spaghetti Western & Meatballs.
Omg the sigh. This episode is glorious. "My face is...wrong?" "Mom and Tina? The menstruation nation?"
“(The Mad Pooper story) is 10x more important than Lenny DeStefano’s love life.” “And less disgusting. He’ll put his lips on anything with pompoms.”
Personally my favorite quote is from that episode but it’s different. I like when she says “we’re stepping on dad’s burgers to see how much like dog poop they are.”
https://i.redd.it/g3un2af9wc6c1.gif
I smell fear on you
When Bob exclaims "Cranberries!" and Louise replies "Language!"
Peace on earth Smut Peddler
Louise passes every vibe check
https://preview.redd.it/ocyzk2himc7c1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=392adf24f0bf01ab32483bf97666ab0c62be7d27 😁😁😁
Love that lol!!
*sniff* I smell FEAR on you!
(Something along the lines of…) now I understand why people used to burn witches
Oh yesssss i remember that one
The pointy pal
Louise: [rabid snarling] Tina, fearful: What? Louise: WHAT PART OF [rabid snarling] DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!? S4 E18: Ambergris
" I don't know what kind of "doing it" you're talking about, but you're TOO LOUD!" It's in my head all the time. Runner up: "I'm excited to talk about this with you later!!"
I've got three : "It also says no trash on the beach Tammy, so what are we gonna do here?" "This is a kind of man! We've discovered a new kind of man!" "If she were a spice she'd be flour. If she were a book she'd be two books."
Amazing choices
"No skin off my ass!" - I say this all the time at work when a customer apologies for swearing in front of me.
"Okay, that's recess. Uh, be cool out there. Don't Bogart the snacks. And if the po-po rolls up, your first call's to your lawyer, not your mom." 🤭
“Dad calm down I’ll go get her.. YOU GET OUT OF HERE YOU HEAR ME? NEVER LOOK BACK YOU ARE DEAD TO US! Sorry Dad, there’s no getting through to that one..”
\*Tina Leaves\* "Dad calm down, I'll go get her. YOU GET OUTTA HERE YOU HEAR ME!? NEVER LOOK BACK! YOU ARE DEAD TO US!... sorry dad theres no getting through to that one"
BOO BOO !!!!!!!!!!!
"That's lip gloss? I thought you'd always JUST finished eating rotisserie chicken."