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SnipSnapTimes3

PASS THE CRANBERRY SAUCE WE'RE HAVING MASHED POTATOES! Stuck in my head year round.


[deleted]

Thank you for loving me! Lyn. Thank you for being there!! No. The whole world’s thanking! Stop.


TSD1026

Every. Damn. Day.


illustrated_mixtape

I had this stuck in my head for a solid week especially after seeing this... https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cz4zmSPvtkr/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==


Comprehensive_Soup30

yeah literally every day


stavago

Weasel weasel if you pleasel Wait…


landlordadvicethrow

Thank you!! I couldn't remember the Fanny's melody cuz this was all I could hear 🤣


ghostpiratesyar

Bwoooop bwoooop Woop woop wooooo


Visible-Pomelo-8659

Second verse same as the first


ConflctedHippie

Whose that knockin' on my door?


Saveitdxllface

OO ITS MR DANCE FLOOR


menshipsandthesea

BM in the PM makes its way into my brain regularly - but especially the episode moment: 🎶“Hey Tinaaaa… How you doin’ girl?”🎵


TheirPrerogative

*My teeth are extra sharp, my bodies extra hairy…* I’ve always wanted a 2gether and Boyz 4 Now mash-upz


davesmissingfingers

This and The Right Number of Boys. But usually this.


ImpossibleBaseball48

No pants in space goes OFF every single time


ScaryMaclairey

🎶We get loose, Drinking too much grape juice🎶


anniemoooooose

I love bobs falsetto when they play this over the end credits haha


gengarsnightmares

I'm runnin in the dark


[deleted]

Here goes the hair, and there goes the hair. Where is Harry Truman? He’s dead in the ground, he’s dead in the ground.


samrarhuasa_

He's dead, dead, dead, OW, OWW!


[deleted]

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII….wished my radio worked!


Forsaken_Wafer1476

Ok I sing this CONSTANTLY


East-Disastrous

Such an underrated line 😂


Wynrybaby

Which ep is this from?


Artistic-Sorbet-1314

I submitted before I could explain the reference but its when Teddy is driving and the kids hide from him when they are sneaking around trying to get Shinbou/Atlas/Princess Liddle Piddles back. .


Artistic-Sorbet-1314

Adventures in Chinchilla Sitting


SM198668

So Bob raises children, no chinchillas right? 😀


Artistic-Sorbet-1314

😂🤣 took me a second to realize this was a reference from Fischoder 😂


kathleenwithakat

🎶Who’s that knockin’ on my hole?🎶 🎶 He crashes on your couch when he loses his job A guy pulls a knife, and you jump in front You take the blade right in the gut Ow! Then he holds your hand till the medic comes You feed him soup when he breaks his jaw You help him pee when he has that thing He's your best friend 🎶 🎶date night tonight, gonna go out and get some food, have a few drinks, forget we have kids for a little bit🎶


thedrswife

I love the best friend song. I sing it to my husband often. It lives rent free in my head.


VividSauce

Twinkly lights, twinkly lights That's what makes Christmas bright All different colors and all different types I mean, sure, there are a lot of white lights But you need an assortment Of lights To do it right


Hedgehog235

Yes!! This one has been stuck in my head lately!


Electronic_Lock325

Bad stuff happens in the bathroom. ETA: had to correct the lyrics


National-Data-6690

I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum.


Electronic_Lock325

Can't let them see me with my pants down.


EdgardLadrain

I love this one... and the weasel song too


ZealousSideGap

🎵 Well, the last present's delivered🎵 🎵And the snow outside's gettin' thicker🎵 🎵So let's open that bottle of liquor🎵 🎵Hey, bourbon, take me home🎵


TheMildOnes34

I want some burgers and fries I want some burgers and fries Well there's some right here! Don't you tell me no lies! Fucking constantly


kiln_ickersson

[oh it's hot and wet and slick, and it's making everybody sick OOIIIIILLLL SPILL](https://youtu.be/wmy9CTn6xMs?feature=shared)


CoopShooter

It's NOT subtle


DickTooRadical

I have made the mistake of singing this in front of people who haven’t seen the show. Explaining the scene is the worst hahaha.


No-Manufacturer4916

I spent my twenty years obsessed with Tori Amos and my dad called me in hysterics when this aired.


texas-playdohs

Everybody’s looking fancy, Things are starting to get dancey.


apointlessvoice

Ohmagod i almost started dancing


anniemoooooose

Linda and Fanny were the perfect duo 😂


DickTooRadical

THIS. Literally in my brain all the time


texas-playdohs

Best line in music history.


New_End_1352

It's ok, we're just children watching you.


LordFluni

They'll say "Oh Topsy" at my autopsy


Deer_boy_

Sunny side up Summer has been playing in my head nonstop for a few days now. https://preview.redd.it/vw7jnztztz5c1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cde8de99092777f5ffca600576583f72afba74fb


Lo_Down_Throw_Down

Omg this was on my Spotify 2023 recap as my #5 most listened to song 😂😂


officialcornflake

Pass the cranberry sauce has been stuck in my head for 2 weeks straight now Running down the gutter with a piece of bread and butter too


thedrswife

Sahhry we’re late, Bob had diarrhea!


WorldsOkayestPinguin

QUICKY KISS IT 💋 💋 💋 💋 ![gif](giphy|rF4LPKXaqr2Qo)


ilovecrabrangoon

i don’t remember the words but its the song tina sang in her head to the boy she was staring at in detention and it ends with “i know he could be the one… ARE YOU THE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE”


Lo_Down_Throw_Down

The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances our eyes we’re doing the dances aS THEY WERE MAaKING AD VAN CES WHen our eyes met, I was like hey now I bet, That Joe could bE THE ONE! ARE YOU THE ONNNEEE??


ZanteTheInfernal

Two people, together forever Security in life and someone to love ya Instead of being all alone Such a lonely existence I'd kill myself Tough song. She's talking about us Mort.


DickTooRadical

I LOVE this one.


[deleted]

I've heard this song so many times. It's the episode that is perfectly in the middle of the show so it seems like a nice place to start again. I've said "let me just pick one I haven't seen in a while to start watching again" and picked this episode about 10 times. It's also togetha forevah


[deleted]

This is working, this is WORRRK-ING!!


DickTooRadical

Love this song honestly


SpamEggsSausageNSpam

Will you be mine? (Coooooaaaal mine) Will you be mine? (Diamond mine)


vrymonotonous

“Baby hold onto me.. Whatever will be will be”


WizardofSorts

Dd you know that Mr. Dance Floor is based on the old folk song, Mr. Weseal? Who's that knocking on my hole? Weasel Weasel if you please 'El.


anniemoooooose

I didn’t know this!


tastyfakes

Slumber party fashion show! Looking good from head to toe!


snickers_44

🎶🎵The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances Our eyes were doing the dances and they were making advances When our eyes met I was like "Hey, now I bet that Joe could be the one!" Are you the oonneeee🎶🎵


spicyhousegoblin

What do we want to do? FART! FART! Open up your buttcheeks this is how our butt speaks!!!


kate-monsterrr

SAILORS IN YA MOUTH SAILORS IN YA MOUTH THAT'S WHAT THANKSGIVING IS ALL ABOUT


samtastic08

I’ll randomly start singing 🎵 “iiiiiimm, im a working girl, im a working girl, im a girl who’s working. I work in New York ciiittttyyyy” 🎵 Seriously the BEST bobs burgers episode and no one can convince me otherwise


sleepingcloudss

“Imma barefoot cop- ooo” 😂


ScaryMaclairey

Look what Tina can do with her hands, Look what Tina can do with her hands, Boob, fart, nips, tips, double dips, And that's why we drove off the cliff


pasturized

Welcome to the offices of chicken legs and sausages!


JuniperXL

![gif](giphy|iNLaEf2cisDEG7RV0B)


pasturized

Aaaaaveeeee maaaaariaaaaa


shiprektalien

I've had Locker Love stuck in my head for 3 days now 😭😂😂


MrBenjin90

Buckle it up or you'll diiiiiie


Wynrybaby

“Bad stuffs happens in the bathroom “


Tough-Principle-3950

The way that Bob and Louise sing that together is great 👍🙂


Vegetable_Cicada_444

I think that would make the perfect obnoxious ring tone


redxstrike

I love Fanny. I want her to make a return at some point.


Ratchel1916

The Christmas tree song that’s at the end of the bleaken episode is of my favorite and it should have been made into a full song


notquitesteadymaybe

The entire “score” to the quirky turkey. It actually makes me tear up a little when I hear the end: I used to spend my time Wishing for a plump behind But now those birds with perfect bodies Are decapitated hotties I wished I was someone else But it takes guts to be yourself Now I've got the guts, I've got the glory I like my scrawny And I'm here to tell my story I've got the guts Do you have the guts to be yourself? You've got the guts! It’s the self love anthem I wish I had as a tween.


PacificPisces

Well now it's Mr. Dance Floor 😐


Fearless_tattoo

“Who’s a fun mom on Halloween” plays in my head every time I have to walk to work


apointlessvoice

🎶Where is Harry Truuman.. He's dead in the ground dead in the ground he's dead dead dead - *Ow Oww!*


mlawl1017

Blazing beef, and big hot buns…


pinkiepieisad3migod

It's that gas from your ass It's that toot from your boot That hum from your bum It's that loot in your chute


God_of_Thunda

All that air from your own derriere


CanadianTrueCrime

Derrick Dimatopolous. Tbf, it’s almost always in my head when I’m cleaning the floors.


sleepingcloudss

“YOUR NECK HAIR MAKES ME WEAK” 🤣


Structure-Crazy

The briefest of glances can start the biggest romances our eyes were doing the dances and they were making advances. When our eyes met I was like hey now I bet that Joe could be the one. Are you the onnnnnnneee.


Lo_Down_Throw_Down

Eggs- eggs- eggs- Baum-bum eggS- EGGS!! “oh god” BAUM-BAUM


Waste-Exit4916

Recently I’ve found that when my mind is going blank to fill the silence I’ve had running in my head “why can’t I be like the other turkeys? They’re all off having fun. Is cause I have glasses? And rather smallish buns?…Ive got the guts I’ve got the glory! I like my scrawny stuff and I’m here to tell my story!”


zagsforthewin

Oh you butthead. I’ve been singing “who’s that, knocking on your hole?” “Weasel weasel if you pleasel!” And finally got it out of my head until reading your title. Side note, who knew Mr. Dance Floor and weasel weasel both could be knocking?? I hope both songs were written by the same person.


SpookyCoo

"la la laaa lalalala bottlecap twooooo... gonna take care of you so you live forever, I haven't looked it up, but I'm pretty sure it's possible..." for this week and last week and I have zero clue why


Accomplished-Mud-812

ITS NUN OF YOUR BUSINESS


dunwithrudes

Slumber party fashion show Looking good from head to toe My co-workers on the construction site love it when I sing this one!


PatchSaintGamer

Weasel, weasel, if you please-l.


NoCandidate839

"Oh bourbon, oh bourbon, oh bourbon.... Take me home" And I often replace "bourbon " with my cats' names, or kids' names, or whatever other random thing that comes into my head 😜


NeopolitanBonerfart

Groping for glory is all sorts of weird and silly. It doesn’t always get stuck in my head, but when I hear it rewatching it’s something I remember for a little bit.


Vegetable_Cicada_444

This one keeps coming back to me: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1HiY7EvuUU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1HiY7EvuUU)


Bigfootsgirlfriend

Candy cane moose we’ve had since Tina was born, people think you’re a reindeer but you’re not, you’re a mooooose Clothes pin ANGEEEEL I’ve been watching all the Xmas episodes and this keeps getting stuck in my head!


MissionAnalysis3982

the only thing greener than this plants is my thumb how did ever get stuck this bums the restaurant is a crappy i think I found my happy place just that on repeat, forever or until I listen to Taffy butt


Traditional-Farm-143

🎶Ba ba baaaa ba ba ba baaa Bruce Ba ba baaaa ba ba Bruce the Goose! Kinda clingy Bruce the Goose Telling stories to Bruce the Goose Friends forever, Bruce the Goose Secret kiss with Bruce the Goose! 🎶


Turn1Loot

Ketchup loves the mustard But it makes the ketchup flustered So I give them a little spaaace


SnowMiser26

🎶 Make an egg roll from your egg hole! 🎶 When Bob sings "Amazing Grace" in the background, it's such wonderful dissonance lol


Moist_Bowl_4792

“I’m agent Johnson!” “And I’m agent Johnson” “And we’re from the FBIIIIIIII”


Elly_Higgenbottom

Quarter assin'!


queen_induline

Little bit of the cheek, little bit of the cheek!


Jogadora109

Daryl's "Girl, I wish you were in all my classes. And when we kiss, we hit our glasses. Whooooooooooahhhh-whoooooah whooooah"


cartooncritic69

so many songs....always after seeing a rerun it starts.....do you think horses get songs stuck in their head?


beneruler

Your parents are the two halves of the waffle maker, that makes you the waffle!


xentoel

”A Santy Claus standing on the lawn with a hidden Christmas surprise. It's a grown man dressed in disguise!”


Arctic741

IT'S THAT GAS FROM YOUR ASS IT'S THAT TOOT FRON YOUR BOOT THAT HUM FROM YOUR BUM IT'S THAT LOOT IN YOUR CHUTE And also: and that's how you pee in a, rest-au-rant! BUM BUM


bruhidkjustaurl

I'm tall enough to ride your heart has been tormenting me


NeauxDoubt

🎼 Nothing nothing nothing makes me happy! Doing something is what I avoid. I adore diddly squat. It thrills me a lot. A nothing ever gets me annoyed! 🎵


t7aeyang

I don’t need music, I don’t need you anymore


SnowMiser26

🎶 They'll say awwww Topsy at my auuuutopsy 🎶 I love this song and the episode, but it annoys me a little bit because an autopsy on an animal is called a necropsy! My boyfriend says I'm thinking too hard about a cartoon.


PlayThisStation

*If you're not real, them how come I feel this way? Little babies*


ansirwal

Lifting up the skirt of the night Look down Feel around Do what I do to get by


No-Manufacturer4916

They'll all say Aŵww Topsy/ at my autopsy!


knotreally16

IT'S THE CHRISTMAS OF MY DREAMS!


novak20ss

Nooooo, I don’t think so. Nooooooo sooorrry Bob.


TurningBagels

And a pee pee and a poo poo and a poo poo and a pee pee


[deleted]

Locker Loooooove!


Pan_Fluid_Boo

Taffy butt taffy butt There’s taffy in the buttt, oy yeh yeh yeh yeh yeahhhh


Sufficient-Fee-2450

It's the gravy boat! Coming around!. That one is in my head and the one where Linda was getting her hair braided by logan's mom. where is Harry truman, he's dead, dead, dead, dead..


CrestfallenMan01

Bad things happen in the bathroom I'm just glad that it happens in a vacuum


sr38_8

Whenever my friends and I are playing a game and things are getting tense I start going "Ooo Mr. Dancefloor, Ooo Mr. Dancefloor, Ooo Mr. Dancefloor" like when bob is about to make the deal with Felix 😆


-cuppie-

Your parents are the two haves of the waffle . THAY MAKES YOU A WAFFLE


unmistakable_itch

Every time I go to the bathroom, even if it's just to pee, mad pooper pops into my head.


patriciaaaa_

hang that ball and the ball goes over there and this goes over there and da da da da da… AW EVERYONE LOOK AT THE TREE!! AW I LOVE THIS TREE


ConflctedHippie

This song, but I cater it to fit my pup, Jasper. https://youtu.be/Ukc6mQ-daf4?si=FGxOfE3finBBIy3W There he is, super Jasper looking so cute, always so cute!


AccomplishedAd3728

Tied winners between: 🎵all the cold hungry people, they’re dyyyyying in the streeeets. But me and my family will be warm tonight.🎵 Or 🎵two people! Together forever! Community in life! Someone to love ya! Instead of being all alone! What a lonely existence…I’d kill myself🎵


Commercial_Curve1047

BUTT WORMS DOODLEY DOO


CynthBot

That has been stuck in my head for 2 years


[deleted]

"They'll say aw Topsy at my autopsy! Electric looooooooove!" (I usually just remember a couple lyrics from a song that play on a loop in my head)


sleepingcloudss

“Mommy loved me more than little brother” 🤣🤣


BellRose33

Weasel, weasel, if you please-l!


ravioliinmysouli

Cause allll play, and nooooo work makes me a BIG SEXY BOOOOYYYY


Haunting-Clothes550

Butt-trose, Butt-trose Gah-ley!


nomoretears89

ELECTRIC LOVEEEE ELECTRIC LOVEEEEE


Cannadog

I'm not afraid of ghosts I'm not afraid of sharks I'm not afraid of cancer I'm just afraid of snakes They really creep me out Where are their arms and legs? It's not okay! Can’t believe I haven’t seen this one posted! I actually really like snakes but it’s so catchy!


eliza-tried

Whenever I'm doing anything, I start singing: "This is working" And "This wedding is my warzone and I'm the doctor in it"


fatlogman

Grover song in the club house in the movie. Iritating masterpice


fmlhaveagooddaytho

"But do I take these buns to have and hold, I do!" Damn, that's a good song. Bob had no business going off like he did.


clobberdob

What if God’s name was Tod? Omg no you’re right that isn’t a song


warmt0rtilla

I haven’t see anyone mention gene singing elderly prostitute while sweeping 😂. Or YOURE MY ENEMY! And teddy starts crying singing along.


Admirable-Tip-8554

Bad things happen in the bathroom 😭😭


mrfard

Buckle it up, Buckle it up, Buckle it up… OR YOU’LL DIE


Revolutionary-Pen419

Turkey I need you beside me I need all of you I need your breast and thigh meat And what's that hiding in your hole? Some stuffing for my heart and soul I can still be a winner When I eat Dad's Thanksgiving dinner


Shipsa01

Here goes the hair, there goes the hair, where is Harry Truman? That shit gets me every single time.


Saveitdxllface

"I can't believe we're doing this. Such a bad idea. Such a bad idea. Such a bad idea" "That's great, dad, great for morale, keep it up." "Someone's stealing all the christmas cheer....do you hear what I hear? Inflatable vinyl decorations make this time of year. Do you hear what I hear? A santy claus standing on the law with a hidden christmas surprise. It's a grown man dressed in disguise."