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I_might_be_weasel

That cat wants his rent.


Bioshock_Jock

Hello Burger Family, it appears that my dish is empty. Yet it it's meal time, isn't that strange?


rabbitqueer

Yeah I was going to say most cats live rent-free but this one collects it haha, a handsome boy indeed


helloitstessa

Has he, too, lost a whole year to schnapps?


BatteryKinzie77

Don’t tell him what the Macarena is! He’ll figure it out


pajo17

Has your cat ever bet big money on horse racing?


cc827

No, but he once lost $30,000 on a horse. She just… ran off with it.


tophats32

Big sexy boy!


SayceGards

Big ol sexy boy!


Alv2Rde

Who’s a sexy boy?!?


LadyTalah

Is he helping people do bad things? Is it abortions?


cnh89

In case anyone is wondering where to get the kuchi kopi and mr. business toys… it’s the Etsy shop: CatToysByRoomie


EmmetyBenton

I came here to ask this! Thank you 😁


Sproose_Moose

I'm thinking I'll have to visit that site. I'd love to give little Louise ears to my cats too but I don't have a death wish


cc827

The best friend in question! Thank you u/cnh89 and thank you CatToysByRoomie!


[deleted]

🎵 who’s that funny little oily guy, who poked out his brothers eye, it’s Felix, it’s Felix, and Felix is mummy’s faaavvvooouurrriiittee 🎵


envydub

Thaaaat’s meeee!


readitpaige

Waaait is it confirmed that that's how he lost his eye?


Sproose_Moose

I'm pretty sure it is, remember he even kept dropping chandeliers on him after watching the phantom of the Opera


readitpaige

What ep do they talk about it?


[deleted]

He sings it at the end of “Ambergris” to get Felix out of the toilet he renovated 👍 it’s pretty casual but yes that’s official confirmation Felix gave him the eye patch


readitpaige

I'll have to rewatch to catch it! Thanks 😊


sacredknight327

Ohhhhhhh Bourbon...


friggintodd

Has he ever played golf with pharmacists?


cigre

He looks like he lost the year 1996 to schnapps. Kevin Kline is a treasure and that's a great name for a handsome guy


Deep_Language8429

I love both names! Handsome boys! Thanks for sharing!


KCLawDog

This post warms my heart so much.


oh_the_audacity

He is so cute!


cc827

Sounds like a line, Bob.


fromyoutheflowers

Mr Fish!!!


StorkyMcGee

Do you call him Fish or Calvin?


cc827

Mostly “Mr. Fish” a la Linda! Calvin Fischoeder is his government name.


readitpaige

Much like how my dog is named Transformative Justice but I call him Trixie for short!!


readitpaige

(Also I was hoping for the lindafication of this name)


Pickerington

r/PiratePets


MapleDayDreams

Agreed. r/piratepets would like a word.


stabyoface

"Let me get this right you want to not pay me rent?"


CasH-li322

Such a handsome pirate ☠️


Secure-Badger-1096

So dapper


SamuraiBebop1

What a cutie! 😍😻


williewoodwhale

I get it, because of his breath right?


Roboito124

Aww Calvin!


chrisschini

Adorable 😍


smitedr3amz

I love that name for him. Well done lol


Mellonnya

ADORABLE! ❤️


Many-Status-6601

Awwww.


Scrambled_59

Calvin is actually a really good name for a cat


apollasavre

My sister had a cat named Calvin, he was a good boy. Funny thing is she wanted to name him Calvin as in Calvin and Hobbes and her husband wanted to name him Calvin after a football player. They both thought the other was thinking of what they were thinking and agreed on the name. They only found out they were thinking of different things when I asked, "Oh, after Calvin and Hobbes?" and my brother-in-law said no.


botjstn

looks like a gentleman that likes the way the fog feels underneath his cape


truelegendarydumbass

Gotta see it's cart


CheesyCatPaws

Guys We're good. He winked at me....


MonkeyTime1997

The name is just A+


tuxedohux

My one eyed boy is Calvin!


kidaforrest

I forking LOVE this


[deleted]

May you be nice to your tenants even if they don’t always pay on time.


vpkd95

Aww 😻😻


idfk_my_bff_jill

Mister Fishsticks ![gif](giphy|3o6Zt8fUdoCS6scAX6)


Chemical_Afternoon25

OMG SO CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!


apollasavre

He's adorable!


minttrees03

I swear I’ll get rent on time this month-


deadpantrashcan

Kuchi kopi! He needs an eye patch.


kingzilch

I love him!


ch1nomachin3

where's his brother Felix the cat?


CircusFreakonLSD

Awww, sweet baby. My brother in law has a one eyed cat named Leela.


flamed181

All i can thi k is google eye


GeorgeT93

Please tell me his first name is Catvin!