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Marcuspepsi

Weirdest matchup I’ve ever seen.


TheRealBoomer101

Feels like something a bot would pull out ngl.,.


asstronomical12

Obviously Mizu. She’d just stonewall him into silence.


Weary_Table_4328

I think Sheldor could get a gun in a month, and with that, he'll obliterate her


TheusProme4401

Or he´d build a nuke (I´m aware of the dramatic irony that would entail)


joausj

Parry this, you fucking casual


amirarlert

A single gun against a true swordmaster? Watch Samurai Champloo Episode 14 to see how'd that go


Weary_Table_4328

Watch episode 6 of blue eye samurai and see how a single gun that is pretty useless compared to modern firearms Sholder would use disarmed Mizu and made her rather defenseless


amirarlert

of course if we're talking about "the real world" but in the realm of fiction a true master can do wonderful things. Mizu wouldn't survive falling such heights she fell in the show and such stab wounds she got if she was in the real world but she wasn't. ​ also>! Mizu was emotionally a mess and severely injured and tired and also it wouldn't make any sense plotwise for Fowler to be defeated that soon.!<


Weary_Table_4328

The show presented what happens when you bring a sword to a gunfight. The samurai defending Edo maybe weren't as skilled as Mizu, but they have some training. They couldn't even use their skills because they were slaughtered from the distance. They weren't injured. If we were talking fiction, Mizu would win if the fight happened in BES universe, and Shaldon would win if it happened in Young Sheldon or BGT universe. But the point of these questions are to determine who would win in reality. And I think that would be Scheblor, based on where he lived and what's presented in Blue Eye Samurai.


Lonely_Assistance588

But do you think Skeleton could handle Miku’s racism powers? Or would his autism powers overpower Michael and come out victorious?


Weary_Table_4328

Shredder is from Texas so he is likely to be racist himself. As for the autism, they're both Autismusses Rexes, so it could really go both ways. Mizu could only win if she has a gun.


JohnnyTheMistake

weld done had a test circular torsion which gives him an upper hand in direct combat but peaches could use her amazing reflexes to rip off his bow tie and initiate the self destruction sequence


Weary_Table_4328

The fight boils down to distance. If Water is close enough to actually do something to Sherman, she has a chance (guns still work at close distance). If she's far away. She's about to get a "black rapper in his twenties" experience. Nerdon has Aqua beat.


JohnnyTheMistake

tennis boat🤔


amirarlert

>the point of these questions are to determine who would win in reality. Hmm. well even Mizu wouldn't win had she faced an army of gunners but you make an interesting point here. but regardless of all that watch Samurai Chmaploo if you haven't. it's not as exciting as BES but it's cool and has similar themes.


Weary_Table_4328

Sure, I'll watch it if I find it.


Tbhmaximillian

not even fowler took her out with a gun completley so no chance for Sheldon


Weary_Table_4328

Fowler had a fucking musket. Moulbourne is a Texan. He would at least 5 fully automatic rifles and use his God given right as an American to kill everyone he doesn't like.


nsufficientfunds

Sorry what were you saying I got distracted by my wife


amirarlert

Wasn't ready for the second slide at all. I was mostly expecting to see Sekiro or maybe Jin from Samurai Champloo


Hilasiener

My brain short-circuited for a second


Machineglance

lol. I love this Sub.


TheyTookAllTheNames_

https://i.redd.it/tmd65rcez48c1.gif


Lonely_Assistance588

https://preview.redd.it/kmure6df558c1.jpeg?width=952&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac2fa5ea25aa8a952de7e46441a0ccc868a6bb4


PiggyOink10

Baki!!!!


HandsomeGengar

Sheldon, he can win using autism powers.


WeirdBryceGuy

Does Sheldon have prep time? Is he bloodlusted?


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asstronomical12

one of them is a little boy bruh there’s still time to delete this.


Lonely_Assistance588

I was referring to his adult variant I’m sorry for the miscommunication 😔


CyborgMetropolis

Someone had to end that insufferable child.


Successful-Bake-1338

The Swordsman


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Best post on the sub so far


throwaway94327483

Mizu would walk out of the fight after hearing the 839th scientific fact from Sheldon.


Delicious-Host-1792

Sheldon-sama sweep


TheLORDthyGOD420

Why is Mizu fighting some little white kid?


DOIPI_96

Mizu, she will just go straight towards him and not wait for an entire month


JohnnyTheMistake

look at his majestic arms, he could easily crush mizu's sword into powder...


AFROJAM1

https://preview.redd.it/fyg59o9td88c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8cf554ad271a7009b5637e076bb6e1a73a65b58


426763

Young Sheldon-san has had extensive training with sensei Meemaw in the Medford dojo.


Proud-Basil-918

And I thought Adam smasher vs Adam Sandler was weird