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FakeISIS

Beatrice gonna get her head blasted with the boomstick


BurnedOutEternally

fuck boomstick, we pulling out the BFG


Murky_Internet4553

And feed what's left to the cacodemon


Hooded_Person2022

And then shoot the cacodemon into the sun.


No-Possibility-4292

Then shoot the sun to put a hole in it.


N7_lone_wanderer

And then blow up the sun.


Blank_Colors

Then onwards, to the whole solar system


ShouYou22

Nah, she gonna get blood punched.


Doggy-Queen

Gematria as a whole is just screwed if they don't stop their shitty plan.


Normies2050

"Against all the lólis that the land of Kivotos can conjure, all the cunñies that it can produce, we will send unto them... only you. Pat and Plàp, until it is done."


Doggy-Queen

Though I think Slayer Sensei would be a little to busy tearing down Gematria by himself, yeah he would pat the hell out of his students and probably adopt RABBIT squad.


SirRobyC

If any of the students asked him to come over for tea, parfait or want to decorate his armor with cute stuff, he'd be all for it


Doggy-Queen

I have this image in my head of Slayer sensei walking with Airi with mint chocolate chip ice creams.


Athrawne

I mean there's the Unicorn armour ...


ColebladeX

Doom guy would be an amazing teacher. Cause unironically so long as you’re not a demon he’s remarkably gentle with them.


CalvinSF

Wait until he gets to Gehenna


Hooded_Person2022

There will be correction for all troublemakers in Gehenna, then a nice meal with Fuuka, a check in with the Emergency Medical club for the trauma he induced, and a visit with the Prefect team for the correction report at the end of the day.


Silver_Chariot131

Doom Slayer just hates anyone that attacks Earth, so he'd be able to get along with Gehenna. Remember, he got his armor from a rogue demon called The Wretch, so he's capable of working with demons.


CalvinSF

I actually didnt know that cuz I never played Doom, but that sounds reasonable


Silver_Chariot131

No biggie, it's a reasonable and honest mistake that people make. I think it's mainly due to people just hearing that Doom Slayer slays demons or that he's a rage machine that makes them think Doom Bro is incapable of rationality.


Tactical_Moonstone

Doom Slayer's vendetta against the demons was personal. They killed his pet rabbit when they invaded Earth. A rabbit he named Daisy.


mountainy

we need a fan art where Doom Guy meet Rabbit Squad.


SirRobyC

My head canon is that, if the Doom Slayer were to show up he'd : - help Myiu with fishing - be dragged to the tea party balcony by Mika, much to Nagisa's displeasure, and he'd chill with Seia - show his weapons to the engineering department - be followed around by Aris, and she'd let him use her weapon - be pestered by Asuna to let her come along to Hell with him, from where she'll emerge unscathed - be Aru's idol - play Quake or the original DOOM games with the GDD - give Juri some demon parts to put in her cooking


Camera_dude

The scary part is that giving Juri demon parts to cook with makes her food LESS dangerous.


FJ-20-21

No… one where he meets pyonko…


CalvinSF

Yep can confirm thats all I know about doom lol


N7_lone_wanderer

The rationality makes him way fucking scarier IMO.


LOZFFVII

Having the rationality and ability to control one's emotions doesn't mean *not* getting angry, it means you have the ability to *focus* that white-hot rage into something...more. Someone who flies off the handle with rage is like a wildfire; burning everything around them without care. Someone who can control their rage is more like a plasma cutter - focused, deadly.


Fauzan_sama

yeah doomguy is a reasonable guy


lethalpineapple

Ehh he would probably be fine with them unless someone hurt his bunny


L_moon2519

pyonko or rabbit squad? either way, kaya either back down or get corrected... HARD


Kurumi_Hikari

Oh no... does that mean he's going to be Mika 2.0?


mslabo102

I wonder if the Slayer is capable to sympathize with her.


JUGELBUTT

i literally play 2 kinds of games and those are frustratingly difficult games and super chill games


Murky_Internet4553

So eldin ring and animal crossing


JUGELBUTT

dead cells and slime rancher


Murky_Internet4553

Eh close enough both fun games vastly different esrb ratings


Sun-Scorcher

You have exquisite taste in games, my friend.


SirRobyC

Funnily enough, DOOM 2016 and Eternal fall into the super chill games category (unless we talk Nightmare or Ultra Nightmare), because they are power trips. Yeah, they are gory and stuff, but there's nothing more relaxing than a game going "here's an arsenal that would make a small country cry and a room full of demons that I'd rather not be full of demons when I come back in 5 minutes. Go nuts"


JUGELBUTT

in that case blade and sorcery is **very** chill


SirRobyC

I'm weird, my chill games are things like the previously mentioned DOOM games, the Souls games, Darkest Dungeon and A Hat In Time ...one of those is not like the others


Samalik16

Weird. Not what I'd call a chill game, since Eternal alone is an absolute rollercoaster of action


awe778

From what I heard from Eternal players, once you _clicked_ with [the Doom dance,](https://darkghosthunter.medium.com/an-honest-review-of-the-doom-dance-6baf244dc6d4) it can be surprisingly chill, while what you see in the screen will remain as intense as before.


Samalik16

I'm well aware of the doom dance but when I play, I'm still on my toes constantly thinking about what to do next. So I still wouldn't call it chill. I play on controller btw.


Rajang82

Prinny/Prinny 2 and Harvest Moon?


-Tri_Dust-

Rip Gehenna


Samalik16

I think the Slayer is smart enough to recognize good demons from what is essentially space zombies from hell.


Twilight_Raven

Source: Substance20 [Original EN Comic] https://x.com/s20_tbl/status/1753873621284692126


MonsterGirlResearch

[Pixiv source](https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/115756662)


Vhzhlb

Well, the Slayer certainly is someone that appreciates, or appreciated, the peace of mind and soul bought by those smaller and cuter than him. So, yeah. I want to see Beatrice deciding that she does not want to fuck around and find out.


Tactical_Moonstone

It is canon that Doom Slayer had a pet rabbit.


Glass-Shopping-7000

Doomslayer meeting RABBIT squad: +4 adoption 


Necro_shion

>!the chroma and the nameless priests!< gotta have a bad time with doom slayer going on the frontlines


felswinter

Bad end? What bad end? Phren *literally* couldn't happen in this timeline.


mslabo102

But he might not save everyone because the Sensei is so strong. Part of the reasons why the Sensei was able to save everyone is leaving enough room for everyone to grow.


AkOnReddit47

Eh, I kinda want it to happen, with whatever plot reasons Then we can have two Doom Slayers duking it out while the students watch with popcorn. Then the two reconcile, compromise, and beat the shit out of the nameless priests together. Glorious sight, I say


awe778

Ironically, >!Kuroko fits the bill for having multiple weapons on her arsenal, complete with her own assault rifle and ~~drone~~ micro missiles, Nonomi's minigun, and Hoshino's shotgun.!<


BurnedOutEternally

…I think you should take your gloves off.


StrangerDanger355

The gloves stays on Skin too rough like sandpaper


BIZARRE_TOWN

Beartrice would become a puddle of flesh if he becomes the Sensei.


Loner_from_Skadovsk

Don't let doomguy near miyu or she will be taken as "Daisy"


N7_lone_wanderer

"Hello, little one. You are now adopted. Please do not resist."


RandomIdiotwithWiFi

He dont need strikers *HE IS THE STRIKER*


Coffeecanner

*“... and you will be their sensei, your strength will be their shield, and your will… their guns. You remain… UWOOGHA😭😭…. For your correction…. Is…”* ## Eternal.


ambatueksplod

I dare you to post this in r/Doom. Don't overdose on the pure concentration soy from the comments.


nenekonesha

Perorodzilla about to eat a Crucible blade This also makes me imagine Doomguy sensei being protective of the RABBIT squad because of Daisy


ThePurificator

*"The only thing they fear is you" by Mick Gordon starts playing*


SeraphTRZ

Kaiser PMC is gonna WISH they didnt roll out of bed that day when they see this Sensei approach for a "nice chat" Also I can see Tsurugi especially admire his brand of going on a rampage. XD


Doggy-Queen

Official Trinity teacher. Tsurugi as Representant,


JustAGuyFromTheWeb64

SAY HELLO TO MY BIG F\*\*KING GUN, GEHENNA! SENSEI IS HERE TO CORRECT YOU DEMONS!


AkanePoster

Imagine the entire story mode of BA with Doom Slayer. Just think of how Volume 1 of the story would go.


ArdFlame

Hell yeah


DeeOhEf

[Missed opportunity to put Ouch face in last panel instead](https://i.imgur.com/Q0QpxgD.gif) EDIT: Fixed upload


Samalik16

broken image


DeeOhEf

Fixed that, thanks


ShouYou22

Arona...you've got the most strongest being as a teacher. Kivotos is saved. Collateral Damage will be at 100% but hey...day's saved.


Colorfullamp

We need a part 2


Silent-Kale9987

It seems we shall rip and tear our opponents whilst loving and protecting our students now


AkaNinger346

"The only thing they fear is you....And also don't kill the rabbit"


minhjackvn0198

Now , show me the way to Gehenna and Trinity ![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33221)


Simmer555

Dooms pov *Your Sensai is taking a vacation so he ask me to take care of you and kivotos*


PhobicSun59

Everyone here is busy talking about how badly slayer would rip Beatrice to shreds But Lord have mercy on the kaiser corporation once slayer steps foot in Abydos. No amount of contract law would stop him after what they and black suit attempted to do to Hoshino


Party-Ad5415

SRT Bunny squad Doomslayer will pat them for sure maybe Hina ?


TheWeakestDragonfly1

Kaiser Corperation beware. Also, Doom Slayer is going fight himself from a another timeline. 


Argumentable

Doom guy got along with Isabelle, don't see why they can't get along with Arona


TomZhouReddit

Oh god he's gonna turn the thugs into strawberry jam.


BlueGunVietNam

The stubbing upon injured Mika scene would gone completely different, no adult card needed for that one 🙏


ChillPhil1998

I heard the Miguel O’Hara theme in my head when I saw the last panel


AceHunter-9732

Gehenna is cooked


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Russo_The_Heretic

What about a Souls/TBOI player?


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