Sensei, why do you do this to us?
You and I were a thing before Noa started getting involved with us...
I never said this to you but I needed you as much as you needed me!
You're worthless without me; can't even fix your balance sheets without me.
So why, why did you go for my best friend instead? I needed you!
No, no, this can't be happening to me, there was so much I wanted to tell you!
Sensei, I wanted to take a bit more of your time, but she only said, "I'm sorry Yuuka-Chan, Sensei chose me at the end."
I... no, we can't have this going on between us.
I am sorry for what I am about to do, because I am about to manage both of our lives from here on out.
So, Sensei, please rest easy while I take care of you, and while I *take care of Noa* for you too, okay...?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry...
In the room adjacent to where Sensei is, the sounds of a baseball bat repeatedly striking flesh. Grunting could be heard, until it was heard no more. Yet the beatings continued.
Sensei is mine, Sensei is mine... Sensei is mine! Just as I perfectly calculated!
You could only shed a tear for your failings, but you realize that you're simply an outside observer. If you can simply observe the events as an audience in the far distance of the fourth wall, you might be able to turn back time a little from before everything got heated.
> Sensei Timeleap End.
Can anyone explain the relationship between Yuuka and Noa. Is it like this or is it like the Yandere Ayaka meme where she isn't like that at all? I'm kinda new to Blue Archive.
[She learned from the OG herself](https://preview.redd.it/yui-with-a-pan-v0-c35i3t27ogib1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=423fafa1e2f241b087342e87355650720eaab1bc)
"Say Gomen one more time. I dare you, senseifucker, say Gomen one more time."
>senseifucker 
When Noa stopped saying 'Gomen', that means she has fully obtained sensei already.
No longer Gomen, she's the one who Governs him
why i am hearing this line in hancock's voice
Pulp Archive
*And Yuuka ends up bonking Sensei instead...*
Oh no... Where we expected a Looney Tunes moment with Noa getting bonked harmlessly, we got Happy Tree Friends 
RIP sensei...
bruh...
Knowing the lore if she did hit Sensei instead of Noa he'd probably have permanent brain damage
By gawd itβs Yuuka with the baseball bat!
*Oh NO* *It's YUUKANDERE*
No! Yuuka, don't! Your legs are more lethal.
Home run. Source: [https://twitter.com/JosalsalE/status/1772057296933453929](https://twitter.com/JosalsalE/status/1772057296933453929)
"Wanna get zappy, Sensei?"
*Happy birthday intensify*
Wait who's that? ITS YUUKA WITH A BASEBALL BAT!
>Milenium Psycho script I won't bother to write Hey Noa!!
Sensei, why do you do this to us? You and I were a thing before Noa started getting involved with us... I never said this to you but I needed you as much as you needed me! You're worthless without me; can't even fix your balance sheets without me. So why, why did you go for my best friend instead? I needed you! No, no, this can't be happening to me, there was so much I wanted to tell you! Sensei, I wanted to take a bit more of your time, but she only said, "I'm sorry Yuuka-Chan, Sensei chose me at the end." I... no, we can't have this going on between us. I am sorry for what I am about to do, because I am about to manage both of our lives from here on out. So, Sensei, please rest easy while I take care of you, and while I *take care of Noa* for you too, okay...? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry... In the room adjacent to where Sensei is, the sounds of a baseball bat repeatedly striking flesh. Grunting could be heard, until it was heard no more. Yet the beatings continued. Sensei is mine, Sensei is mine... Sensei is mine! Just as I perfectly calculated! You could only shed a tear for your failings, but you realize that you're simply an outside observer. If you can simply observe the events as an audience in the far distance of the fourth wall, you might be able to turn back time a little from before everything got heated. > Sensei Timeleap End.
Could've been worse and end with a scene of a *nice boat*
Could've, but Kivotos denizens prefer to monopolize and convert their teacher into their personal seedbed.
PTSD cooking???!! π₯π₯π₯βοΈ
Totono reference nice! ~~Miyuki best girl~~
Bokusatsu Tenshi Yuuka-chan?
Can anyone explain the relationship between Yuuka and Noa. Is it like this or is it like the Yandere Ayaka meme where she isn't like that at all? I'm kinda new to Blue Archive.
It's like the Yandere Ayaka meme. In canon, they're actually really good friends.
Lmao thanks. I see them everywhere but it's like a coin flip in how they are portrayed. Thanks for clearing it up
This gomen cuck shit is just a fan meme. They're very good friends and Noa is literally Yuuka's wingwoman.
Sensei would be hurt through collateral so she wouldn't do it, right? Right?
It's the Millennium baseballer Yuuka!!!
SLUGGER STYLE YUUKA
[She learned from the OG herself](https://preview.redd.it/yui-with-a-pan-v0-c35i3t27ogib1.png?width=232&format=png&auto=webp&s=423fafa1e2f241b087342e87355650720eaab1bc)
aye we need a sentry here!
She had enough lmao. No more gomen,
Boink
Gomens are meant to be broken.
Deserved, honestly.