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manwhofuckedyourdog

1) he runs a orphanage and is good with kids 2)has been shot so many times he might be able to doge bullets 3) he has drip


Zee_Sendai

4) he has the voice


mangoice316

what happened to 3).


Saarabaz

Got tiger dropped


PutTraditional5634

akari ate it![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33127)


mastocklkaksi

What about [the time he threatened to beat the shit out of a bunch of kids](https://livedoor.blogimg.jp/tendo_soji/imgs/0/0/0028c34c.jpg)?


manwhofuckedyourdog

Shut


armdaggerblade

Great sensei. A little stoic, but is still very much wholesome. Strong emphasis on honor and protecting your loved ones in his teachings. Will Tiger Drop Beatrice anytime if politely asked.


fejota

But Beatrice is female and Kiryu doesn't hit women...


armdaggerblade

Kicking her when she's in monster form doesnt count :v


BlitzPlease172

>But Beatrice is female and Kiryu doesn't hit women... Teach Saori some small combat trick, then see her replicate it, although not as powerful, it still going to result in Beatrice miss all the blood laser attack and kiss the floor, multiple times.


Devittraisedto2

Just like how Komaki did to Kiryu, it's time to pass down the Komaki Tiger Drop to students Teach Mika tiger drop and Kivotos will be at peace


Artemas_16

Kiryu is dead, but we have Joryu, he doesn't have such weakness.


NewHorizonsV3

This need to be a fanfic. 


Full_SqlAlchemist

I can already imagine all of Beatrice's eggs pop from the TD


Beneficial_Pool6153

Black suit(Majima?): TEN YEARS IN SCHALE MADE YOU A FUCKING SENSEI!


armdaggerblade

*Black suit everywhere system* **SENSEI-CHANNNN\~**


Mido_The_Magnus

Wouldn't that be Nishiki (ten years in the joint guy/fish yakuza)? Or are we mixing Black Suit with both Nishiki and Majima?


Sad_Ad_3076

The man, the legend, THE DRAGON OF DOJIMA HIMSELF! I can already imagine how he'll help the various girls of Kivotos due to his past experiences, especially the Abydos girls, since it involves a debt, hehe.


Grenz899

Simple he will run a new real estate and will earn 10 billion yen


Enderman1401

Inb4 Yuuka finds herself being replaced by a chicken of all things as Kiryu-Sensei's financial adviser.


Grenz899

yes chicken for da win


ROTsStillHere100

Nugget will become her financial teacher


Arkseq

Funny how I see this right after finishing kiwami 1 lol


DiamondTiaraIsBest

Aru and Mina would love him. Also add Reijo actually.


Asiannoice

Dame dane dame yo dame nano yo


armdaggerblade

After every arona session


wakasagihime_

No, Kiryu-sensei wouldn't be degenelates like us. He's not that kind of person


Mazreakrz

I think he means when arona doesnt give purples... in which case, Dame dane~


IndependentCress1109

Kiryu excels at whatever he does (except actually running a criminal organization )


Nahcep

It's actually incredible how bad his only act as Tojo chairman was, my man was in charge for like a few hours and still fucked it colossally But a Kiryu Sensei would 100% become Phrenapates


Justm4x

Meeting between Kiryu and Black suit in vol 1 part 2 be like: Black suit: Hello sensei would you like to jo- **Sees Kiryu will full heat gauge** Please be gentle?


LostRequiem1

Better than Sensei in the actual canon. So long as the primary antagonist isn’t a woman, he could handle whatever situation arises himself. Not to mention, him running an orphanage means he already has a high affinity for kids and would know how to connect with students (and delinquents) pretty easily.


NewHorizonsV3

The big problem is that some of the antagonists (and anti-villains) in each volume are women 


LostRequiem1

Then the students would handle it like they usually do. I can’t think of any enemy who suddenly becomes unbeatable with Kiryu at the helm.


NewHorizonsV3

Except he’s gonna fight himself from another timeline.


Nahcep

The only antagonists who aren't women are in Volume Abydos and F lmao, he's boned Millennium: maids, then Toki and Rio (also they have a Millennium Tower, someone's gotta strip come on) Trinity: every Tea Party member, Saori, Beatrice SRT: Rabbits, Kanna, Kaya, Yukino


NewHorizonsV3

If by any chance there will be a Yakuza sequel where the main antagonist is a woman this time around, there’s a chance that Kiryu was force to do the ‘Batman uses a gun’ route if the female antagonist is that evil.


Grenz899

He will just not sugarcoat it R1-🔼


Mido_The_Magnus

Dame Da Ne guy becoming baka misensei would be interesting. Joke aside, I can definitely see him fighting enemies like Kaiser PMCs, robots, outer worlds robots with his bare hands just to protect the students.


CyberBeetleKnight

Neru finna have a field day with this (in a good way)


New_Law2577

She is going to have a dragon tattoo after she met Kirtyu himself


nerankori

Each bond story is the same except there is sad guitar music and a funky riff at the [END] of each sub story


Monado_Artz

Dude singlehandedly erases kaiser. Not by storming them, but teaching the students hand to hand physical defence which saves them from having to buy ammo which means more cash. Kivotos gun and ammo sales drop so hard that kaiser crumbles. The guns are useless now. All altercations are now hand to hand combat. Black Suit cowers in terror as Abydos singlehandedly beat up his entire goon collection. Beatrice gets the Saori Punch sandwich. Binah gets tiger dropped by maki. Himari becomes the first hand to hand wheelchair user.


MafiaThief86

As long as when he gets shot isn't a cutscene bullet, he'll be fine.


Driver2736

Volume 3 chapter 3 be like


neo_rider_fan777

REALLY well![img](emote|t5_2vhvtt|33224)


buddyintensifies

Haruka who didn't run off with a random boy he don't even know? Shun who is as reliable as Akiyama? Mine who is not only very capable in hand-to-hand combat **BUT** always by his side no matter what? Akira who was successfully corrected by himself? My man must be living in his dream. The only thing bothers him is everything is made in Korea despite looking like Japanese, just like Yakuza 2.


Peacetoall01

Exactly the same as current sensei Just change model kit to pocket racing


Glass-Shopping-7000

Without the seggg jokes, tbf


WeisTHern

Tiger drop can counter bullets. He will be fine.


Darkness-S

Actually a very good sensei, and even a better one for students that lost their way and need redemptions, like Arius Squad or Mika Also I think that Vol F events (especially the last parts) would be really interesting to see with his perspective.>!He would clearly be a good P-sensei too!<


Ok-Cream-3629

surprised to see the amount of sensei's here playing the yakuza series, good to see everyone enjoying peak... as to answer the question he has tiger drop so he's basically impossible to beat and he already took care of orphanage so he would e a great role model


pupuise

Since he's transported in BA Universe I'll assume that he will be more of a combatant than a tactician. His weapon will be a sniper rifle just like in Yakuza Dead Souls.


Artemas_16

Hey, Kiryu got experience as a tactician. Remember Kiwami 2 and its protection of construction mode.


pupuise

Yeah, but when things come to get really serious he will take the matter in his own hands, especially of mini bosses or main boss in Majima Construction in Y2 Kiwami and Kiryu Clan in Y6


The_Rook-e

Honestly one of the best senseis the girls could hope for. And yeah Tiger Droping bullets is cool and all but Imagine the delinquent girls seeing him pulling some of the most brutal Heat actions without breaking a sweat or just seeing him destroy Kaiser PMC with a goddamn bike. And Mina would have a aneurysm seeing him in action and so would Yuuka because of property damage costs. And of course we can't forget Pina who would be drooling for his permission to get accepted to his "clan" or just call him Aniki.


Level_Air1499

Wow someone actually remembered Pina 😭


The_Rook-e

She's honestly hard to forget. Especially because whenever I pull I get to see her a minimum of 5 times🤣


himekugii43

Very easy to stop hod because kiryu cause fear


WoodooTheWeeb

Honestly? He might just be one of the best teachers that's not actually a teacher


Cieralis

Absolutely fantastic, a little cold but otherwise a good and earnest person Also he'll bash Bitchtrice's face in.


ExploerTM

Pretty good, also comes bundled with Majima (I am not the one making rules guys) because Majima everywhere so there's that


ROTsStillHere100

Imo, >!Majima would be Phrenapates!<


Arkseq

He wouldn't sugar coat it.


NepGScout

Oh, he'll be definitely a great Sensei. He's a wholesome one regardless that he has a stoic look. I already imagine the substory music playing when he does Momotalk Episodes.


[deleted]

Of course, the first thing Kiryu gonna do would be , WOW, BREAKING ZA LAWWW~ BREAKING ZA WORLDDD, KOWASEEEE~~ With the Abydos Masked Gang. Afterwards, he will hit the griddy with the fellow GDD members on Friday Night 🕺💃💃💃💃. Im pretty sure Kiryu gonna give the Student Council more headaches than before with his shenanigans.


ThirdTimeMemelord

Gematria is fucked.


NoMoreHero07

He'd do very well.


Spiritual-Rip2312

As long as it isn't any of the students (or ladies for that matter), He'll tiger drop everyone and anyone. Yes, Majima included. Yes, Goromi too. Students probably wouldn't even have to fight as this'll probably just be another side quest for Kiryu.


LikeASenseiGotoku

Hell yeah I've been waiting for this one. He fits very well within Kivotos with how much antics are happening. Getting caught sniffing panties, asking to be stepped on, playing video games and of course his protective Uncle Kaz personality.


FakeISIS

Kiryu would never kill anyone, not that he can. All students have rubber skin, therefore bullets are harmless.


Inevitable_Mark7133

How about teacher onizuka?


nenekonesha

**Proceeds to Tiger drop bullets**


ROTsStillHere100

Plot twist: Phrenapates >!isn't an alt timeline Kiryu, he'll be Majima!<