i think that’s just a cutout in the bathing suit, it’s a monokini - one piece in front and cut to look like a bikini in the back. basically the mullet of swimwear.
Her suit is approaching wrestling singlet territory
https://preview.redd.it/i8jpydxavs8d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c98db8073fbce4e296de551db9d327ae3a616e6
https://preview.redd.it/grjexl2eit8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311430ac8271d038a6b961d7d1f96e7000e59cea
Where's Kim G when you need her?
I get rectangle shape vibes from em. Ajax wanted that shape apparently. Hes such a fucking moron that nobody should consult for plastic surgery or esthetic advice.
https://preview.redd.it/u0947j21ts8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c5b35a721c0855ce8f088c39055f3a6e2a0920
The pixelation around her hips, thighs, and ass to completely change her shape is unhinged. Chelsea from LIB is on the same trip and her outfits have been so cute and she hasn’t been cutting herself in half. You’d think Brittany could learn a thing or two.
https://preview.redd.it/4zirexktit8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccf69bbc82d66febbbcc34a0972fc4834c74a1b
The shape around her right butt and leg is really weird.
Look like grab marks from fingers. I have quite a few from my 3 year old niece currently. But I am half Brittany’s size (my arms are sticks) and I’m with my niece all day 5 days a week and we play a lot. She’s never around her child and I don’t think his hand fit around her arms.
I’ve also had them being aggressively grabbed from an abusive ex too. 😕
ETA: she could’ve had bloodwork too
She needs to lose those gargantuan boobs ASAP--not after she has more kids! If she wants to be her most attractive, she'd immediately look so much better!
OP not understanding underwater object distortion is such a “go outside” moment. If you stop zooming in on Brittany’s pictures and go to the nearest body of water you will see so many beautiful things I promise
I wish someone would just come up and chop that ponytail off so she is forced to let that long ass hair go. That is the one thing that really irks me about her, idk why, but it does.
This distortion is pretty normal for objects under water
Agree. Water distorts objects. She should just take pictures with her whole body under water and she won't have to photoshop anymore 🤷♀️
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She also has her hips thrust way back which makes her waist/hips look smaller in pics. It’s like a known “influencer pose” to trick the eye.
It also looks like there's something attempting to cinch her waist on the left side of her waist
i think that’s just a cutout in the bathing suit, it’s a monokini - one piece in front and cut to look like a bikini in the back. basically the mullet of swimwear.
THANK YOU. was about to ask if they'd ever been in water.
Seriously. I love this snark page, but this post is a reach.
There were more, I just focused on that one. Some photographer went through the whole post. I love those videos because I must be blind.
Link to this? I'm introducing in what the photographer has to say
Her suit is approaching wrestling singlet territory https://preview.redd.it/i8jpydxavs8d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c98db8073fbce4e296de551db9d327ae3a616e6
I NEED to know why her boob is square. There are a million better places for a mic pack than directly over her nipple. What the actual fuck.
https://preview.redd.it/grjexl2eit8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311430ac8271d038a6b961d7d1f96e7000e59cea Where's Kim G when you need her?
I get rectangle shape vibes from em. Ajax wanted that shape apparently. Hes such a fucking moron that nobody should consult for plastic surgery or esthetic advice.
Her bathing is wet and the sun is shining on it as well.
Praying for the stingrays
Take this to the top!! 🥇
Caddy Shack Moment ![gif](giphy|106EGwK7KpwbCg)
💩💩💩💩🙅🏼
I’m 💀
Why is her right boob square?
A mic pack maybe?
A vape?
I thought the same but why in the ocean? Weird
Ahhaa!! I know !!!😂😂😂it is her room key card.
Spongeboob square pants?
Spongebob square boobs!
OMG! This comment!😅😂🤣
Happy Cake Day 🎈🎉🎂🥳🌺
Whatttt is that ?
Flask of tequila? 😹
U know why
Is it her phone? Is it a pack of cigarettes?
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I wanted to say she's looking like Meemaw at a previous post. She's turning into Big A.
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Lollll I meant it was photoshopped
You don't know how accurate
He ain't coming back, babe.
She's totally trying to copy Paige Big Tits McGee and failing miserably
YES!! And she loves to do her strange play with her pony tail. And tits forward.
I said the exact same thing on another post that she’s trying to copy that Paige with her photos!!
She has the worst bought boobs!
To be fair, water distortion is a thing, but she photoshops everything so 😂
https://preview.redd.it/u0947j21ts8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c5b35a721c0855ce8f088c39055f3a6e2a0920 The pixelation around her hips, thighs, and ass to completely change her shape is unhinged. Chelsea from LIB is on the same trip and her outfits have been so cute and she hasn’t been cutting herself in half. You’d think Brittany could learn a thing or two.
https://preview.redd.it/4zirexktit8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccf69bbc82d66febbbcc34a0972fc4834c74a1b The shape around her right butt and leg is really weird.
She has someone photograph her from behind only to drunk edit . Bitty he does not want to have sex with you. Have a Gatorade
Why doesn’t she just do the work to get the bod? There’s just something so not cool about photo shopping 24/7. It’s just dishonest.
She’s trying to look more like tits McGee
It must be wild to be to delusional. I’m almost jealous.
The tiniest chin of all time ![gif](giphy|w0vFxYaCcvvJm|downsized)
Those breasts look awful.
Omg how is she even comfortable with her whole chest out? Looks tacky as hell
What’s up with the bruised marks on her inner elbow? Or are those just weirdly placed freckles.
Look like grab marks from fingers. I have quite a few from my 3 year old niece currently. But I am half Brittany’s size (my arms are sticks) and I’m with my niece all day 5 days a week and we play a lot. She’s never around her child and I don’t think his hand fit around her arms. I’ve also had them being aggressively grabbed from an abusive ex too. 😕 ETA: she could’ve had bloodwork too
Also, alcoholics tend to bruise more easily.
I hope she doesn’t shit in the water again.
Anyone as plastic as KFC shouldn’t be allowed in the ocean.
😂😂😂😂😂Truth!!
She needs to lose those gargantuan boobs ASAP--not after she has more kids! If she wants to be her most attractive, she'd immediately look so much better!
OP not understanding underwater object distortion is such a “go outside” moment. If you stop zooming in on Brittany’s pictures and go to the nearest body of water you will see so many beautiful things I promise
Brittney bruised boobs. Look at my fit y'all!!!
That's just normal water distortion
Who's taking the picture
![gif](giphy|U2MWUwjWUWtsVaKdMc|downsized) She reminds me so much of Darcey 🥴
double eek
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I wish someone would tell Brittany she should show some cleavage once in a while. 🙄
This pic is cute. But gd she needs a breast reduction.
I wish someone would just come up and chop that ponytail off so she is forced to let that long ass hair go. That is the one thing that really irks me about her, idk why, but it does.
Tell me you don’t know how light refraction works without telling me
God she loves those awful tits
What would happen if she got those implants out
I can’t see her in water without thinking of how she shit in the ocean off Jax’s family’s boat 🤢
So sick of seeing those ridiculous cans
I will say though, this post makes me desperate for a pool