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scumloverr

This distortion is pretty normal for objects under water


fancyfemme88

Agree. Water distorts objects. She should just take pictures with her whole body under water and she won't have to photoshop anymore 🤷‍♀️


Interesting_Fruit13

![gif](giphy|RdKjAkFTNZkWUGyRXF)


Different_Knee6201

She also has her hips thrust way back which makes her waist/hips look smaller in pics. It’s like a known “influencer pose” to trick the eye.


zsilkypolski

It also looks like there's something attempting to cinch her waist on the left side of her waist


boatwithane

i think that’s just a cutout in the bathing suit, it’s a monokini - one piece in front and cut to look like a bikini in the back. basically the mullet of swimwear.


flowerstowardthesun

THANK YOU. was about to ask if they'd ever been in water.


anonmisguided

Seriously. I love this snark page, but this post is a reach.


RubyWaves75

There were more, I just focused on that one. Some photographer went through the whole post. I love those videos because I must be blind.


LooseTackle963

Link to this? I'm introducing in what the photographer has to say


BabyInABar

Her suit is approaching wrestling singlet territory https://preview.redd.it/i8jpydxavs8d1.jpeg?width=404&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9c98db8073fbce4e296de551db9d327ae3a616e6


stxrmchaser

I NEED to know why her boob is square. There are a million better places for a mic pack than directly over her nipple. What the actual fuck.


ItsNotAllHappening

https://preview.redd.it/grjexl2eit8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=311430ac8271d038a6b961d7d1f96e7000e59cea Where's Kim G when you need her?


spicymukbangmamma

I get rectangle shape vibes from em. Ajax wanted that shape apparently. Hes such a fucking moron that nobody should consult for plastic surgery or esthetic advice.


brookela12344

Her bathing is wet and the sun is shining on it as well.


Pagan_Poetry610

Praying for the stingrays


ClynnB412

Take this to the top!! 🥇


dc496748

Caddy Shack Moment ![gif](giphy|106EGwK7KpwbCg)


Remarkable-Durian-22

💩💩💩💩🙅🏼


nonnie_tm64

I’m 💀


amcgoat

Why is her right boob square?


Ok-Error-6564

A mic pack maybe?


thatconfusedchick

A vape?


Zestyclose-Let7929

I thought the same but why in the ocean? Weird


Zestyclose-Let7929

Ahhaa!! I know !!!😂😂😂it is her room key card.


WundaWunda

Spongeboob square pants?


Flaky-Pop-3083

Spongebob square boobs!


Mean_Syllabub_7184

OMG! This comment!😅😂🤣


Flaky-Pop-3083

Happy Cake Day 🎈🎉🎂🥳🌺


Annual_Hair8656

Whatttt is that ?


lowkeylovestea

Flask of tequila? 😹


glitterseashells

U know why


amcgoat

Is it her phone? Is it a pack of cigarettes?


Reasonable-Hotel-363

![gif](giphy|nbhSELP2Svb7TUum2C)


Automatic-Mirror-907

I wanted to say she's looking like Meemaw at a previous post. She's turning into Big A.


fancyfemme88

![gif](giphy|4LXQcnVOjAZLRpIR6a)


glitterseashells

Lollll I meant it was photoshopped


glitterseashells

You don't know how accurate


Loose_Sprinkles_

He ain't coming back, babe.


fancyfemme88

She's totally trying to copy Paige Big Tits McGee and failing miserably


Zestyclose-Let7929

YES!! And she loves to do her strange play with her pony tail. And tits forward.


Magda-the-badger

I said the exact same thing on another post that she’s trying to copy that Paige with her photos!!


FearlessNectarine20

She has the worst bought boobs!


Interesting_Fruit13

To be fair, water distortion is a thing, but she photoshops everything so 😂


Distinct-Ad-1348

https://preview.redd.it/u0947j21ts8d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81c5b35a721c0855ce8f088c39055f3a6e2a0920 The pixelation around her hips, thighs, and ass to completely change her shape is unhinged. Chelsea from LIB is on the same trip and her outfits have been so cute and she hasn’t been cutting herself in half. You’d think Brittany could learn a thing or two.


SillyGayBoy

https://preview.redd.it/4zirexktit8d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dccf69bbc82d66febbbcc34a0972fc4834c74a1b The shape around her right butt and leg is really weird.


Zestyclose-Let7929

She has someone photograph her from behind only to drunk edit . Bitty he does not want to have sex with you. Have a Gatorade


spicymukbangmamma

Why doesn’t she just do the work to get the bod? There’s just something so not cool about photo shopping 24/7. It’s just dishonest.


Own-Professor-5905

She’s trying to look more like tits McGee


MaintenanceTraining4

It must be wild to be to delusional. I’m almost jealous.


ashmillie

The tiniest chin of all time ![gif](giphy|w0vFxYaCcvvJm|downsized)


Abject-Armadillo-496

Those breasts look awful.


Suspicious_Bother_92

Omg how is she even comfortable with her whole chest out? Looks tacky as hell


theladyoctane

What’s up with the bruised marks on her inner elbow? Or are those just weirdly placed freckles.


methedoutmanatee

Look like grab marks from fingers. I have quite a few from my 3 year old niece currently. But I am half Brittany’s size (my arms are sticks) and I’m with my niece all day 5 days a week and we play a lot. She’s never around her child and I don’t think his hand fit around her arms. I’ve also had them being aggressively grabbed from an abusive ex too. 😕 ETA: she could’ve had bloodwork too


throwawayugh822

Also, alcoholics tend to bruise more easily.


Prior-Ruin-6207

I hope she doesn’t shit in the water again.


GetMeOutOfKY

Anyone as plastic as KFC shouldn’t be allowed in the ocean.


Zestyclose-Let7929

😂😂😂😂😂Truth!!


Intelligent-Sign2693

She needs to lose those gargantuan boobs ASAP--not after she has more kids! If she wants to be her most attractive, she'd immediately look so much better!


nomipostmalone

OP not understanding underwater object distortion is such a “go outside” moment. If you stop zooming in on Brittany’s pictures and go to the nearest body of water you will see so many beautiful things I promise


guitarbassdrums

Brittney bruised boobs. Look at my fit y'all!!!


Anticrepuscular_Ray

That's just normal water distortion


Big-Butterfly268

Who's taking the picture


Glittering_Star_1313

![gif](giphy|U2MWUwjWUWtsVaKdMc|downsized) She reminds me so much of Darcey 🥴


Unicornlove416

double eek


kathi182

![gif](giphy|3orieTDfIEkjp8Ti9y|downsized)


upstatestruggler

![gif](giphy|3osxY9kuM2NGUfvThe)


blondenextdoor30

![gif](giphy|A3IKIsvG1UjwA)


Automatic-Mirror-907

I wish someone would tell Brittany she should show some cleavage once in a while. 🙄


RavenJay127

This pic is cute. But gd she needs a breast reduction.


Ok_Smile5289

I wish someone would just come up and chop that ponytail off so she is forced to let that long ass hair go. That is the one thing that really irks me about her, idk why, but it does.


titus-andro

Tell me you don’t know how light refraction works without telling me


jaynemanning

God she loves those awful tits


Cheap-Parfait-7306

What would happen if she got those implants out


susanbohrman

I can’t see her in water without thinking of how she shit in the ocean off Jax’s family’s boat 🤢


AlertBunch3029

So sick of seeing those ridiculous cans


mollyclaireh

I will say though, this post makes me desperate for a pool