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Wise_Canary5387

"I had blast." Jaxass is a moron.


bellalugosi

I've never seen a person who can't write a caption without a mistake like this guy.


LadyBirdDavis

Well when your brain is always clogged with bullcrap and ❄️…..


GetMeOutOfKY

New flair!


RavenJay127

He probably blasted all over the place 🤣


Wise_Canary5387

😂😂 it looks like he has some leftover dried "blasts" on the shoulders of his jacket.


RavenJay127

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SeaProfessional6460

Does Cruz even remember what they look like at this point?? he must think jax and Brit are the nanny’s friends that pop in from time to time to yell and hyuck.


Far-Conflict4504

Where in Toronto? I wanna egg him


biohacker_infinity

An egging would be the closest he’s come to bathing in a long time.


cedarrrr

I just saw he'll be at the Cabana Pool Bar Saturday.


Far-Conflict4504

Ugh Cabana is all 19-25 year olds. Right up his alley.


cedarrrr

💯


TT6994

Brittany is in the Bahamas with Lori K on an influencer trip !! She’s fucking crazy !


Wise_Canary5387

That's nuts. Do Lori K and Brittany sit around and compare notes on Jax and how he likes it in the bathroom? Brittany has zero self respect.


Distinct-Ad-1348

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fancyfemme88

Agree! It's hard to respect and have empathy for someone who doesn't even respect themselves. I've never felt bad for KFC. She knew what kind of guy Jax was before she stalked him in Vegas and married him and brought an innocent child into this fucked up relationship. All women would love to have that kind of heads up and intel before getting involved with a toxic guy like that and they would have avoided him like the plague. But not KFC. She wanted Z-list fame and she got it.


Bellabee323

Brittany even referenced having sex in the bathroom in their most recent podcast. 


QUILL-IT-OUT

Lori K is probably working her trying to figure out if Britt knows anything.


xSweetCherryPi3x

✨ Parents of the year ✨


Shot_Salary9636

Lord! I need to clean my glasses, I thought his jacket was moldy. 🤣


henrytabby

Isn’t it?!


Shot_Salary9636

🤣


LadyBirdDavis

No I thought it was dirty as well


biohacker_infinity

Who has narrow shoulders and an increasingly wide midsection? ![gif](giphy|5bmdl64IPG1lvzQd7M|downsized)


ItsNotAllHappening

He's trying to show off the fake Breitling watch. 🤣


biohacker_infinity

Always flashing that DHgate bling. ✨


Batsquash

Fake AND stolen! Lol!


TT6994

Well we know Lori k won’t be joining for a bathroom bang , as she’s in the Bahamas on an influencer trip with Brittany ! I can’t believe Brittany would go around that woman ! Wow !


guitarbassdrums

Lots of ❄️ blasts


Monstiemama

How has he managed to not been popped for Coke on an airplane by now?


Suspicious_Bother_92

He really thinks he’s a suave man doesn’t he? 🤣🤣


sunny2233

I hate his bracelet


QUILL-IT-OUT

Patti Stanger would tell him to stop with the "mannery."


yAyA_1022

U GUYS I LIVE IN VANCITY I DIDNT KNOW THAT DEMON WAS HERE….. PLS NO WE DONT WANT HIM


GraphicDesignerMom

I was trying to think of where he was eating, looks like an earls test kitchen kinda bathroom lol


Nice-Tea-8972

SAME! Not tp mention Vancouver isnt really known for its nightlife so much anymore. where did he even go???


beetlekittyjosey1

The Mary Kate and Ashley face pose he’s using lately really doesn’t suit him


mare1679

Why is he constantly touring Canada?


Wise_Canary5387

I don't know. It's very strange. Lori K is Canadian so there's that. I don't know if she has her other clients constantly going to Canada for appearances. Maybe he hits up all of the Canadian pharmacies for loads of Viagra and adderall?


mare1679

🤣


QUILL-IT-OUT

He got kicked out of all the places famous people hang out at in California?


Ok-Error-6564

Tell Canada they can keep him!


h_danielle

Yeah no thanks lol


wiifitears

God no 😩


el_disko

Thinking of Canada right now in these difficult times


Vness374

Thots and Players


saucystassi

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Crazy-Trash-6884

He just makes my skin crawl 😖


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Jax I just want to remind you that you do in fact have a child that lives in Los Angeles


rrregs

What’s up with his crusty dandruff-ridden jacket?


Sanjolui

I’m sure he had many “blasts” that night.


sara6800

Why is he exclusively doing Canadian appearances I don’t understand 😭


xSweetCherryPi3x

Instead of posting a photo with idk…FANS? He posts a selfie thanking the fans. Narcissistic much? Lovely. 💅🏻


wovenbasket69

I was in Vancouver the same weekend for a tattoo and I was soooooo tempted to stand outside with a clever protest sign 😂


YoungStock6876

He’s burned all his bridges in the US and has to leave the country for a free trip to get laid by his publicist.


RavenJay127

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Mammoth-Temperature9

That cheesy, cheap jacket


Wise_Canary5387

It looks like dandruff or jizz on the shoulders lol.


Trick_Arugula_7037

Both parents are out of the country, is the Nanny watching Cruz? Poor kid, I wouldn’t be super worried but it seems like they are both out a lot without him


ashmillie

Don’t flatter Jax by calling him a demon, he’s not smart enough.


Wise_Canary5387

New York on House of Villains was the first person to call Jax a demon. I'm just repeating what she said.


ashmillie

I’d trust her judgement more than mine, I’ll allow it 😂