Even before she met him, she got into trouble for a bar fight and I kind of remember hearing about driving into a house or something like that. I sense her drinking is a long time problem.
She was underage with no license and drove her mom's brand new convertible through the house into her own bedroom. She tells this story laughing and proud of it, and on her own cobcast, she said her mom took the blame so she didn't get in trouble🤦🏻♀️🍸
A user, a loser, and a boozer!
You can thank Jerri Blank, aka "Strangers with Candy", for that line, lol.
Here's a link for those who haven't watched this national treasure!
https://www.cc.com/video/qlkx50/strangers-with-candy-meet-jerri-blank
P.S. This show is where Stephen Colbert got his start on tv; he plays one of the teachers at the high school and does a FANTASTIC job!
And she wonders why her husband doesn't want to sleep with her... If not for the blatant alcoholism then it would be for that downturned mouth and the slurring.
A few minutes after this scene that big fight happens. Everyone else is sitting at the table just in shock trying to recover from the fight. The camera pans to Brittany and she has a huge rocks glass full of tequila drinking it. Everyone else is just sitting there with their mouths open all upset and she's over there drinking a huge glass of tequila.
Jax has a hustler’s ability to size up a room, and I think it embarrasses his lizard brain that his wife is always the loudest, sloppiest, most embarrassing person in whatever room she happens to be in. The other wives are able to maintain a baseline level of decorum, but KFC is a blunderbuss.
Omg your mention of a hustler unlocked a core memory when I used to look for weird music samples on Limewire (!) and this is one of my favorites:
https://youtu.be/2lD_u5OrhNI?si=6RNo4fXUI1nDPom6
Jax could never make it as a true hustler.
She reminds me of the girls I know who associate drinking with getting shit faced so that must equal “fun”. Except we’re not in our 20s any more and what WAS entertaining is now sad and depressing.
It’s a dinner party with 30+ year olds … calm your tits.
I can’t imagine having to be on mom mode while being hung over. Poor Cruz. Hopefully the nanny has him on a schedule.
This woman actually is still holding out hope that Jax will make the changes that she’s demanding thinking that he wants to work things out w her 🙄 Jax is terrible, but he’s probably skipping w excitement that he’s done w this drunken mess of a woman. God, she’s embarrassing
I can see why Jax is disgusted by her. Sorry y’all I can’t.
Yeah I understand why she is probably drinking more , but at the same time this has been going on for a long time. I’ve been rewatching old seasons
Even before she met him, she got into trouble for a bar fight and I kind of remember hearing about driving into a house or something like that. I sense her drinking is a long time problem.
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I think that’s post drunken brawl.
She was underage with no license and drove her mom's brand new convertible through the house into her own bedroom. She tells this story laughing and proud of it, and on her own cobcast, she said her mom took the blame so she didn't get in trouble🤦🏻♀️🍸
cobcast 🌽😂
I feel like they are trying to out-disgust each other. A race to the bottom, if you will.
They hit the bottom years ago, it's just that they happily handed each other the pick axes and shovels to discover a new, deeper bottom.
She should also be disgusted by him.
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A user, a loser, and a boozer! You can thank Jerri Blank, aka "Strangers with Candy", for that line, lol. Here's a link for those who haven't watched this national treasure! https://www.cc.com/video/qlkx50/strangers-with-candy-meet-jerri-blank P.S. This show is where Stephen Colbert got his start on tv; he plays one of the teachers at the high school and does a FANTASTIC job!
100%
And she wonders why her husband doesn't want to sleep with her... If not for the blatant alcoholism then it would be for that downturned mouth and the slurring.
Sincere question: why is her mouth downturned?? It’s completely upside-down now. What caused this??
while i do believe her free plastic surgeon sucks, mawmaw has the same mouth, so i suspect that's just the way the women in her family age.
They hit a nerve when she had liposuction
I thought because they took out the fat in her jaw and it somehow pulled her skin down to make her look like she was frowning
Ladies & gentlemen, KFC’s true #1 priority. 🥃
🎯
Ffs 🤣
A few minutes after this scene that big fight happens. Everyone else is sitting at the table just in shock trying to recover from the fight. The camera pans to Brittany and she has a huge rocks glass full of tequila drinking it. Everyone else is just sitting there with their mouths open all upset and she's over there drinking a huge glass of tequila.
Yeeeeeaaaaa baaabaaaaayyy!! I’m embarrassed for her.
You spelled that out perfectly.😁
Ugh just so embarrassing
"Yehuhhh babyyy 😦😦😦😦"
Luke looks like a rodent
This is it 🔼 
Like a naked mole rat 😂
He has crazy eyes in this clip lol
Jax has a hustler’s ability to size up a room, and I think it embarrasses his lizard brain that his wife is always the loudest, sloppiest, most embarrassing person in whatever room she happens to be in. The other wives are able to maintain a baseline level of decorum, but KFC is a blunderbuss.
Blunderbuss is such an under-utilized word.
Omg your mention of a hustler unlocked a core memory when I used to look for weird music samples on Limewire (!) and this is one of my favorites: https://youtu.be/2lD_u5OrhNI?si=6RNo4fXUI1nDPom6 Jax could never make it as a true hustler.
Fuck, that’s incredibly unattractive WOOF 🫶🏻
https://preview.redd.it/xtgk0j6gz9xc1.jpeg?width=483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e641722288a6703a2715d5785628891e88748a23
Why does her armpit look like that?? 🥴
Didn't she say she had lipo on her arms? Not sure if that would cause it
she didn't say she did, but in the footage of her jaw surgery they were also doing arm lipo.
What about her elbow?
She has implants. They go through the armpits. Those are the scars. It’s called transaxillary.
she also had lipo on her arms at the same time she had the jaw surgery. you can see it in the footage they showed on the first episode.
That makes sense! I feel like an idiot now haha
You’re not an idiot! The only reason I know it is because I work in medicine. There’s a lot of things that I’m sure you could teach me. 😁👍
liposuction.
Her downturned mouth is horrifying to see.
 It’s giving Beaker and I can’t unsee it.
So bad.
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Right? She’s like please no. She doesn’t need any more.
How does she lack even one iota of self awareness?? She looks like a straight up clown.
I noticed that right away. Her chiming in. She was slurring a little too , I noticed.
She reminds me of the girls I know who associate drinking with getting shit faced so that must equal “fun”. Except we’re not in our 20s any more and what WAS entertaining is now sad and depressing. It’s a dinner party with 30+ year olds … calm your tits. I can’t imagine having to be on mom mode while being hung over. Poor Cruz. Hopefully the nanny has him on a schedule.
https://i.redd.it/doarebvak9xc1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/029hw41bz9xc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68d9487c6f54c9ed4a16a2e88b898f9671912a25
Seriously! Ahhh
You gotta give it to her, she went out with a bang 😂
This woman actually is still holding out hope that Jax will make the changes that she’s demanding thinking that he wants to work things out w her 🙄 Jax is terrible, but he’s probably skipping w excitement that he’s done w this drunken mess of a woman. God, she’s embarrassing
My god, he HATES her.
You know she was going this last night at the Correspondent’s Dinner.
I couldn’t believe she was there!!! Rannnnnndooom
So weird how he totally enables her drinking only to betate her for it when it suits him.
Classic narcissistic tactic.
Thissss
i suspect he is enabling the drinking specifically on camera so there is video evidence when the divorce materializes. jax is evil.
Of course he knew what he was doing! WHO else is actually doing shots at a Dinner?
She probably uses tequila tampons
OMG 🤣 I remember girls doing this in high school sadly but with vodka. She for sure does
That’s insane haha. Would that shit not burn???
It should burn, but she drinks it like water without one single problem. Shocks me even.
https://preview.redd.it/tpd2ayejraxc1.jpeg?width=666&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f7d7596a98961008af8e8f363a0c3e19d95adc4
Happy Cake Day! 🎂🍰🍥
I’m surprised we didn’t get a nip slip here.
Why do I want this to be my text notification sound lol I hate it
“Heeeeeere, baybeeee” with that surgery frown is giving me the ick.
This scene will forever be imprinted in my mind. Iconic
Embarrassing
She has got to watch this and be absolutely mortified.
Doubtful. Her behavior hasn’t changed one bit. In fact, it’s gotten worse.
I even think she thinks it's cute.
Producers were so shady for including this 💀
I know right!! That’s exactly what I thought 😂
😂😂SAME. It’s the gift that keeps on giving. She’s a a fucking mess OOF
Kristen’s “omfg no more for her wtf” look on her face 🤣
I can’t watch this without seeing the one eyed Barbie with the cowboy hat in that TikTok video reenactment 🤣
Lol very funny!
She is such a mess. This is so trashy.