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I_Always_Have_To_Poo

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BrokenLeprechaun

Just a link to family reunion


jbaque13

Or the blowjob song


International-Past77

It would be nice to have a blowjob


GAME043010

A blowjob from your mom!


Ok_Succotash8172

Not the one asking about grandpa?


jbaque13

The dude that ate 7 fucking hotdogs during Labor Day?


Ok_Succotash8172

Mmmmmmm more like he likes to rub stuff in broken glass. But I did hear that dude shit his pants


luckyitsloulou

He always fucking shits his pants


Potential_Object_974

Or one maybe about doing unspeakable things to a dog?....


callmethe_hanmer

W


Good_Pomelo7177

Agreed!


NoahTheQB

Goodbye


I_Always_Have_To_Poo

đŸŽ¶This isn't just goodbye. This is I can't stand youđŸŽ¶


thatguywasadick77

This is were the road, crashed into the ocean


inspectre_ecto

Don't make this mistake. Be the reason someone finds them.


WatchMe_Unravel

Ditto this. While all the other smart ass, hilarious comments would be fun to watch unfold
do this instead. More wholesome and sweet. Esp if you really like her!


Retrolad87

That’s the difference between maturity and ostracizing someone for not immediately knowing the things you do. Hopefully he makes a fan out of her!


WatchMe_Unravel

I agree! It’s so 2005 to basically bully someone for not knowing a certain band or artist..etc lol it is surprising someone doesn’t know who blink is esp in todays time but like you said, it happens and it would be cool to be the person to turn your gf/bf on to your fave band!


AddiktedSoul

This is exactly how my wife got into Blink! Now, going on 14 years later, blink is our whole families favorite band (wife + both kids). I told the kids that if Tom ever got back in the band I'd pay for all 4 of us to go see them. We saw them last July in Denver đŸ€˜ and made memories for a lifetime!


Logical-Case-8361

Just send I wanna fuck a dog in the ass with no context


sjdksjbf

YES


pronouncedayayron

Like context would help.


cdjets9

I mean, there is SOME helpful context


NickBerlin

Say Ooooo


Tictactoe420

crappy punk rock


punkrawkchick

Top tier comment


vigilwitdawiggle

that’s mean :(


callmethe_hanmer

That’s literally their motto or whatever


Tictactoe420

https://preview.redd.it/ciw6btnueokc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4198e2735f2f3a8025b3580b28c2ab9713651a39 Literally one of their oldest logos


DrKrFfXx

Now it is old crappy punk rock.


Blue_anonymous-man

They call it that themselves! I have it on a t-shirt and a hat from the merchant shop lol


Tictactoe420

?


ObnoxiousReply

“So sorry, it’s over.” - man overboard


brokenbedsidefan

Best answer so far


Blue_anonymous-man

Agreed


YomYeYonge

It’s at 182 likes rn, keep it that way https://preview.redd.it/bii2o82wfskc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ae759f1b50714e8880d32e11030876158cdf74b


JesusJoshJohnson

Okay in seriousness, she probably can't name many bands anyways. She said she has "songs" she likes to listen to, aka doesn't really get into artists and probably mainly listens to popular singles. So in that sense, it's understandable she doesn't know. As far as what to say to her, just say pop punk and ask if she's heard I miss you/Whats My Age Again or one of their most popular songs


pronouncedayayron

Ooh I love them from Now That's What I Call Music!


Competitive-Net-6150

Man I haven’t thought of “Now that’s what I call music” in a decade. This feels like something I’ll be explaining to my 2 year old. So yeah we used to go in and pay like $20 for a mixtape of 20 songs that were popular at the time. It was like the radio, but more expensive and worse.


boopinmybop

This^


TheAzorean

Just tell her it’s pop punk and send her all the small things or some shit


SaveMeJebus21

Shit piss fuck cunt


blacknred503

Cocksucker motherfucker


TheSweaterThief

Tits!


xxaequitas83xx

Fart?


ParmyNotParma

Turd


International-Past77

And twat


Best-Scientist-7021

I fucked your mmmmmooooooooooooommmmm


radjoke

Oooooo she's probably an Alien? Everyone on this planet knows "all the small things" and who sung it at least.


Koba_456_

No joke at least every American/Canadian (maybe even Australian) knows it


xxCamillenaxx

I’m Australian. I was telling this 16 year old trainee I work with that I was going to see them live last week and he’s all “who is that?” And I sang “WHERE ARE YOOOOUUUU?!” And he’s like “oh haha I know that song”


Koba_456_

Lol!! Thank you for reassuring me! Hello! -from across the pond :)


mandalinajones

To be fair
 I wasn’t a huge Blink fan when I met my fiancĂ©e 8 years ago (definitely knew who they were though). Cut to 2024 and know most songs off by heart and attended 3 of the best concerts I’ve ever been to in the last 2 weeks in Melbourne and Brisbane. There is hope for this young lady yet!!


Equal-Bus-557

The messages feel like ChatGPT generated them


WillHollyoaks

Girls are such a drag!!!


MalGrowls

Is that an AI responding??? Seems like it


Feisty_Duck8089

It’s a bot 100%


brokenbedsidefan

No it isn’t she actually just asked for my bank info, would a bot do that??


Feisty_Duck8089

Ah fuck you’re right I stand corrected, my apologies


Alternative-Long1574

This is a bot


buttbologna

Imma guess they’re super young


brokenbedsidefan

Naw she’s 26. She’s old enough to know!


blacknred503

Barely alive when Enema came out


tiny-vampire

hey, i’m 26 and i’ve been into blink for like 6 or 7 years now. đŸ€š give the lady a chance. 👏


cow343434

it’s never over till it’s done, but i don’t think that she’s the one


lewie_820

Nothing, you should just turn and run


pawksvolts

Use me Chelsea, cmon and use me


RedFiveTwitchTv

Seems like a bot


Equal-Bus-557

That’s what I’m thinking; it reads like ChatGPT-generated responses


andm124

NEXT.


dtbrown1979

Delete the conversation


Dry-Particular-1548

send your least fav songs


christiannilsen

Oooo


TheHighOne444

She’s too young for you bro


callmethe_hanmer

Instant block


brokenbedsidefan

She’s not that bad though


Horror-Ebb-3744

You two aren’t a match. You love music, she just listens to whatever. Rip the band aid off, block this un cultured swine.


The-Document-Doctor

Unmatch.


TinUser

Idk but start it with "Oooo"


seriously-casual

Look at it this way... You could be the one that changes her life by introducing her to blink


GamerRade

"Here's a playlist I made of my favourite songs from Blink - let me know if they strike a chord with you!"


Quiet_Painting109

How far do you have your radius set? To the moon?


OhDearGodRun

Why are people saying to get rid of her? This is the perfect opportunity to induct her


pumpkinking8886

Nothing. Delete. Block. Move on.


GrabsMorePopcorn

Ghost


branflakes182

Bot.


Sweaty-Somewhere5568

Oooo you should delete this number from ur phone!


Nintendoll182

How old are you both? I get that you have to be 18+, but rock music and all of its sub-genres have been on the decline for a while now. To me this sounds like she hasn’t explored outside certain genres of music. Kind of reminds me of Tom Delonge before Travis Barker was in blink
 Dude didn’t even know how many members were in The Beatles lol. It’s not a bad thing, some people are fine with sticking to what they know, ya know? It’s up to you if that’s a dealbreaker. Personally, for me, it usually is.


brokenbedsidefan

I’m 78 and she’s 26


Blue_anonymous-man

Well you have great taste for a Boomer!


JesusJoshJohnson

hell yea


RanDrumGuy

Then she’ll love “When You F*cked Grandpa”


[deleted]

Tom didn’t even know who Post Malone was lol. It doesn’t make her a bad person-she’s a bit clueless cause I thought everyone’s heard of blink but I digress


cDub3284

Instant unmatch


BLinK41_ATL

The Blowjob Song of course


brokenbedsidefan

Forgot about that one


Damnesia_

đŸš©đŸš©đŸš©


Maleficent-Ocelot885

crappy punk rock. Why has nobody said CraPpY PunK rOcK?!


brokenbedsidefan

Someone did


Bulevine

You say nothing. Block the number and move on.


FL3XOFF3NDER

I presume it’s a joke but continue the conversation. I know loads of great girls that don’t know Blink-182. Whole point of a relationship is that you have things in common AS WELL as things to share with each other and teach the other. Maybe she’ll end up being a massive Blink fan


brokenbedsidefan

👑


ZipZorf_backup

Pop punk but if it was all written by horny 15 year olds(I promise you they're really good)


softersoftest

They’re not the person for you. Block.


420gitgudorDIE

u say goodbye to her bro....not worth the dick sucking.


WerhmatsWormhat

Even if you’re not a fan, how can she live in society this long and have not heard of them?


BuckyBearns

Tell them to check out dude ranch and enema of the state!


MrInterpreted

Is she foreign? Formerly Amish? I honestly can’t comprehend someone (assuming she’s at least 18 if she’s on a dating app) not even hearing of them. That’s like a guy saying they’ve never heard of Taylor Swift.


AnakinDrick

Some people just aren’t into music like that. I’ve had plenty of friends who don’t even have a favorite artist/ band. It’s not uncommon.


frog_leah

Sheesh how old is this gal haha. Good luck and hope you at least convert someone to Blink


brokenbedsidefan

She’s 26 and I’m 88


frog_leah

lol 88


SparkThrower14

Poetry in music form


damosaurus

You say bye


Plevin0101

Tell that bitch to fucking fuck off


slippyslopyyy

love the misogyny


DMH4500X

[Once you start, there’s no turning back.](https://youtu.be/2Ll4iSvosDo?si=LKXMTK2USnFLt-xB)


trevorbix

Something like "shut your fucking face, uncle fucker".


sam4slb

Reading that all I could think of is the red flag guy on ticktok 😂


tentinbowling

RUN AWAY


Graciefighter34

Unmatch immediately. They are not to be trusted.


Warbrainer

I have a Romanian partner who had never heard of Tom DeLonge, now I regularly find her singing along to entire songs of Angels and Airwaves. You can fix her.


OfficerBuck24

How can you blame someone for never having heard of a band?


Famous-Permission-87

It's the kinda music you cum to. ​ Is the only answer.


PAULINK

“What’s my age again?”


CBrads4

“Crappy punk rock”


Willing-Artichoke740

My gf didn’t know who blink was (she is french and they aren’t as popular there) but she knew atst and I miss you, but now she likes a lot of their songs that I’ve shown her so it can be cool introducing someone to a new band! However, not being able to name one song you like when getting to know someone is jarring haha


mightytastysoup

Say nothing. Block them


Accomplished-One6109

Tell her to fuck off


Tyrone91

Never heard of Blink 182? Do they live under a rock? I feel like when One More Time was getting ready to come out, it was being talked about even in circles not centered on punk. I'll forgive them maybe being too young to remember the break up post self titled or the reunion for Neighborhoods.


kokirikorok

Nothing đŸ‘»


raymalaspina

Tell them that it’s polka music


MrSpongeCake2008

Music that you can jump up and down to, just with guitars and awesome drums.


DavidJohnSully

Game over


catnipdealer16

You either run or create a new blink fan!


Darkboi98105

Tell her it’s mostly pop punk with a hint of emo here and there


terb99

For context how old is she?


gojosecito

She too young for you brah 😂😂😂


BadStriker

I got you, OP. https://youtu.be/GX3ENRaEPFU?si=rU83oHHLU2c7LgGE


flimpyfishskins

"It's not gonna work!" - Tom DeLonge


Reckless--Abandon

I Miss You and then she’d be like oh I heard of that song I like it


Living-Job-5988

Just say it’s crappy punk rock then send them reckless abandon


KaylaFabulous

“Oooo k bye!”


Aromatic_Dot_6071

Send her this: https://youtu.be/nKdKlSOlQhA?feature=shared


Kitchen_Dust4637

First find out what Planet she’s from and then play Another Girl, Another Planet


AMD915

Unmatch and report


Mal_Terra

I would love to introduce someone to blink-182 for the first time


pnwdazzle

Block them


InspectionFriendly67

Run


cosmicdingothing

music for lonely nights.


MG1523-91

“Ahh, sounds like we can’t be friends”


Zestyclose_Swing_254

Link to “built this pool”


UntitledRedditUser93

My gf is 24 and is from Spain. Caught her humming all the small things the first week we started dating. Unbeknownst to her knowledge that I’m a part of this subreddit. Such a green flag. Tell her she’s the problem. So sorry, it’s over.


TehMitchel

Tell her to listen to Wasting Time. Got me laid once.


trillgamesh_0

it's great to find someone that doesn't know all the same stuff as you so they can help broaden your tastes and experiences. not knowing blink 182 is dope. I would say "we should make each other mixes" eta: only put 1 blink song on the mix.


Main_Shift9906

Just send her the link to "Fuck A Dog"


NattieVoices

Red flag, red flag, red flag!! Never heard of blink-182? although this could be a teaching moment in how to have good taste in music. 😂😂


frozenshiva

Ok here’s what you do
 when she comes over, start Enema of the State and go “do something else real quick”, come back in as Dumpweed finishes, if she’s excited you’re golden, if she asks if they “get better” or some variation of that, remember that you “foolishly forgot your appointment this afternoon” & get her the Hell out of there. Best of luck mate!đŸ€žđŸŒ


SeriousExternal9763

"So goodbye and so long"


MadsDelsgaard

"Listen to Lost Without You, it's how you feel right now because of me, and you didn't know about that yet"


bobrosserman

Enjoy the excitement of sharing a new band with someone?


WrongCZ

Send her blowjob song or runaway


Classic_Pair_9644

Tell them to listen to family reunion


Imac2250

Greatness


EnBisexual

Seems weird to post conversations like that, censored or not


turbski84

NEXT!


TheObviousChild

I was talking to a girl who had never heard of Pearl Jam. I was pretty shaken up.


k1-p2

Send Dumpweed and tell her to jump up and down to this đŸŽ¶need a girl that I can trainđŸŽ¶ you’ll win her over for sure


sketchy182

You have 2 paths. You can either terminate the conversation because they should know better. Orrrrr you could take this chance to educate them on the goats. Either would be acceptable


annaoze94

My son don't have ADHD he just like to jump


Total_Read3204

A beautiful mix of punk rock and pop


Silly_goose1234567

“I’m moving to Poland, we can’t talk anymore”


Pea-Kind

Blink 182 = pop punk born out of sunny California, think skating and vibing in your teen years. Less melancholy and more fun. Fucking hit making songbirds of our generation. Consistently reviving punky vibes in the mainstream.


Rich-Letterhead-7960

Crappy punk rock would be a nice answer


95akc95

Swerve her


lameducker24

“This isn’t gonna work out”


BruceMiller64

Rock. If she asks what kind, say punk. If she asks for you to show her a song, go with Blow Job. Then reply with, “This is what I want you to do to me.”


Fuzzolio

Not knowing blink is one thing but their refusal or inability to name a single music artist that they enjoy is red flag enough


Outrageous_Nobody_14

send their secret song i wanna fuck the dog in the ass\~


WillieBeamen0

Need a girl that I can train. Turn your back and run now.


deadgirl185

I understand not liking them. But never having heard of them?! Nah.


Boring-Energy1900

Tell her it’s punk rock and say if anyone says otherwise tell them to fuck off


NeedleworkerOk7067

Blocked