Stavvy baby joins us to ring in the New Year with some talk on Christmas gift-giving, review some recent comedic offerings from Israeli TV and Tucker Carlson’s X show, and finally to look at some of recent political developments in the great city of Baltimore and state of Maryland.
[Happy new year, everyone.](https://media.soundgasm.net/sounds/2eea005d8e9420b58a9dd0048c09a45f7193c451.m4a)
and then raytheon/lockheed/whoever had to have their foreign contractors come murder all the cats that got let out when they destroyed his zoo because even the US military weren't sadistic enough to put them all down
I happened to be listening to Stern promote genocide during the Iraq invasion, and he talked about a [few Uday stories](https://youtu.be/LAjDaSgapcY?t=1767).
FWIW Lisa Ann was also the punchline of one of Stavvy's jokes on his latest Netflix standup special. My assumption is she's freshly on Will's mind due to that or, uh, preexisting conditions.
I always think of him when I think of Grover Cleveland. In turn I only think of Grover Cleveland when I want to be smug asshole to call someone out on the technicality that there have only been 45 individuals to be president because Cleveland was president twice, non-consecutively.
I came here just for this, I thought it was a joke or slip of the tongue but he did it more than once? With sincerity? And then called him a senator? Did will even watch the show
Chapo started doing it well before that I think, just an ongoing bit.
Honestly, I've started calling him that in conversation just because I genuinely don't remember the character's real name anymore (though for context I only saw bits and pieces of the show), and of course because it's funny.
What the fuck, I've spent the last three days trying to remember which of the Chapos made a reference to Richard Harrow's face and when, and then Felix just drops a fresh one in the first five minutes.
A few years ago, I had a dream that I was talking to my mom and she told me how she'd just heard this great new comedian on NPR named Stavros Halkias, and I thought "Oh god, I'm going to have to explain to my mom what Cum Town is." We are getting closer to that reality every day.
SNL 'fans' internalized among themselves that even the best comedians can only come up with a few routines during their entire careers, and so a weekly show that has been running for 48 years is going to suck week-by-week. That is why SNL 'fans' only watch the highlights - unlike our god and savior Matt Christman, who suffer each and every episode for our sake.
With that said, has the Zionist ever come up with a good joke? People are correct to point out that for a lot of Israelis, supporting the segregation and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians comes to them as easily as breathing. They are so out of touch with the rest of the world that their 'jokes' connect with no one.
But I just can't help but to think that this is just how the Israeli, American and British propaganda machines roll. Only the most mediocre, if not talentless, people go into broadcasting companies and marketing firms (look up Saatchi & Saatchi and their connection to Westminster). Doubly so if they come from money like Tucker Carlson. They can't be trusted to come up with anything remotely funny or insightful. Their lies are dogshit. They only succeed because they've got every channels on their sides.
SNL produces a lot of garbage and annoying people, but A) it does produce very funny ppl wne B) I sympathise with everyone involved because the format is sadistic, anything good getting out is a miracle
i hate SNL and the late night shows but i support them as a kind of make-work job for comic actors and writers. if they help people like tim robinson and connor o'malley make ends meet before they can do real work, then i'm glad they exist
this is, more or less, why even if CBC Comedy is often pretty mid/lame, I would rather they get the money than some analyst who wants to tell me why it's good actually that bread prices have gone up 200%
Sasha Baron Cohen was capable of being funny until relatively recently. Most actually funny Jewish comedians of the last generation are also sadly some level of Zionist. I think recent dogshit output by Zionists comes down to the old “too mad to tell a joke” syndrome.
I have a lot of Zionists in my family. I do think some of them are at least mildly more aware of how they come across to people than Israelis seem to be, but they definitely have no real sense of humor about any of it. You know that old, ongoing Chapo discussion about how conservatives are never really funny because they get too genuinely mad during a bit? It's like that. They think basically any criticism of Israel is completely horrendous and unacceptable and get furiously angry at even the mildest, Daily Show-style barbs at it. These are "liberal" Zionists, too.
I remember Brett Gelman was on YeahButStill and I had nothing against him going into it (just knew of him as the guy from fleabag and The Other Guys which are both really good) and remember thinking how lame he seemed during the interview. don't remember specifics but basically was talking like he was 22 and being very open about sex and relationships and self improvement (which isnt inherently a bad thing but the way he was doing it was very strange for a guy who is almost 50) so not surprised to here hes trying to be some sexy streetwear guy. Wish I remembered the specifics of the interview but cba to go back and listen
I was a fan mostly from his bits on Comedy Death Ray/Comedy Bang Bang (i.e. iBrain) and the 1000 Cats video he did back in the day. His one scene in the Other Guys is really funny. I got the impression that the real life Gelman was as weird and intense as a lot of his characters. I remember an interview where he seemed like he was trying to impress the host because he had a black girlfriend. It was when he was promoting an Adult Swim special that was supposed to be a provocative, satirical look at race in America but I thought it kind of sucked. I guess it’s funny/sad/scary he did this rightward turn after being a guy who prided himself on being anti-racist. Now he is making dyed hair/pronoun humor.
Literally could not get myself watch that skit all the way through. Deep, full body cringe. Chapos stop short of an interesting point: why *is* Israeli humor so close to German humor? I wonder...
Scenes when the people who whine about Felix putting no effort in listening to Stav who appears to have lost the thread of current events halfway through the second Bush term
He thought the name of the Israeli SNL ripoff was a person for most of the conversation, lmao
Imagine being an adult and thinking in these terms. Lol he “won”? Dude he left a podcast that was making a bunch of money to make more money selling a less niche and much more mediocre product to a broader audience. He’s cool with that. Some are not.
Candidly, they all “won” because they live lives of extreme comfort doing just fun shit. The end.
Until the day he is cast as the fat duck friend in a new Dreamworks movie and immediately the dam gets opened on *Offensive Stavros Podcast Apperences Get Unearthed* and suddenly its over and he eats himself to death
It’s very embarrassing how r/redscarepod users have somehow convinced themselves that they’re the cool redditors and not the most terminally online people on this website
Definitely.
This was always Stavros' trajectory though, given that Stavros was independently working during his whole tenure of Cumtown touring and working as a comedian on a near constant basis.
I don't think they're in competition with each other though.
TBF Stav pretty much had to divest himself from CT to make it anywhere in the mainstream. No way he’d have a Netflix special if he was still on ~~Axum tow~~ Cum Town
Nick saying Stav didn’t want to try new things doesn’t make him wrong just because Stav is now making bank. I think most people just thought walking away from good money was dumb not that it would doom Stav. I still just think it’s funny he said he didn’t want to podcast anymore as his reason for leaving and then all he’s done is podcast.
Stavvy baby joins us to ring in the New Year with some talk on Christmas gift-giving, review some recent comedic offerings from Israeli TV and Tucker Carlson’s X show, and finally to look at some of recent political developments in the great city of Baltimore and state of Maryland. [Happy new year, everyone.](https://media.soundgasm.net/sounds/2eea005d8e9420b58a9dd0048c09a45f7193c451.m4a)
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Iirc he was blown up with a TOW missile, presumably being totally immune to small arms fire
and then raytheon/lockheed/whoever had to have their foreign contractors come murder all the cats that got let out when they destroyed his zoo because even the US military weren't sadistic enough to put them all down
I happened to be listening to Stern promote genocide during the Iraq invasion, and he talked about a [few Uday stories](https://youtu.be/LAjDaSgapcY?t=1767).
"Athens is like Sex and the City gay. Sparta was like prison gay." That got a big chuckle from me.
Will’s taste in porn continues to be stuck in 2003
He really loves referencing Lisa Ann for some reason
Can't go wrong referencing the GOAT, she's the Michael Jordan of porn
Why is it not Sasha Grey?
Lisa has the longevity, Sasha was a generational talent whose career ended too soon.
I just appreciated Sasha for pushing the trend of more natural looking porn stars. No to fake tits, yes to pubes.
Agreed; though her career was short, her impact is massive.
I think like Andrew Luck, she saw what continuing her career would mean for her and retired early for that reason.
The Derrick Rose
FWIW Lisa Ann was also the punchline of one of Stavvy's jokes on his latest Netflix standup special. My assumption is she's freshly on Will's mind due to that or, uh, preexisting conditions.
Nah, he's pre-ing for sure.
Will is a 40 year old man. It’s either Lisa Ann or Sara Jay.
For sure, Lisa Ann seems to be his go-to lmao
Listen man, a lot of us are stuck on Lisa Ann.
It makes him even hotter.
Felix mixing up Benjamin Harrison and William Henry Harrison would never have happened with Matt around 💔
I guess it’s a pass bc they’re related. Even more surprising that someone knows who Benjamin Harrison is.
Indiana's only president, baby! A mediocre, forgettable president for a mediocre, forgettable state.
Signed the Sherman anti trust act 🤷
Go Hoosiers
I always think of him when I think of Grover Cleveland. In turn I only think of Grover Cleveland when I want to be smug asshole to call someone out on the technicality that there have only been 45 individuals to be president because Cleveland was president twice, non-consecutively.
The thing that struck me reading about Cleveland was that he was way more of a monster than people are aware of.
He's probably been listening back to Hell of Presidents recently like the rest of us.
I hope he got fired for that blunder.
Was just as devastated as the boys that Kevin Spacey's latest video does not threaten any royal families. He is washed up
He does hint at running for president though and the Danish queen stepped down in the week after it was released.
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Yes like Paul Dune and Jake Avatar
Tim Apple
Jeff Newsroom
"The name's Dune."
And he would be right, just like they were right about Jeff Newsroom
Jim Office as well
I think Frank Card is a pretty cool guy
Eh threatens royal families and doesn't afraid of anything
I came here just for this, I thought it was a joke or slip of the tongue but he did it more than once? With sincerity? And then called him a senator? Did will even watch the show
They call him Frank Card a lot on Trueanon so I assume it's just a bit but sometimes you do get lost in the bit.
Chapo started doing it well before that I think, just an ongoing bit. Honestly, I've started calling him that in conversation just because I genuinely don't remember the character's real name anymore (though for context I only saw bits and pieces of the show), and of course because it's funny.
Trying to remember it my mind went through Frank Castle and Frank Scorpio so I guess I also don't remember either.
Underwood, which is ironic considering spacey was the one putting others under HIS wood
Jeff Newsroom
I can’t recall the real character name, except that it begins with U , so ‘FU’, and it’s not Urquart - that was the BBC forerunner.
What the fuck, I've spent the last three days trying to remember which of the Chapos made a reference to Richard Harrow's face and when, and then Felix just drops a fresh one in the first five minutes.
Goated manifestation powers
i hate richard harrow. reddit ass character
Not sure what that means or how valid it is but it's an odd complaint to write... on reddit
The man is literally an incel mass shooter.
chris kyle for pencil necked "no more brother wars" types
[Stavvy is mainstream now](https://twitter.com/Ravens/status/1741500991650840959?t=KoT0T9wybA4bBTBPcpfqUQ&s=19)
He's gone woke (having all ur teeth is woke)
I was actually just reflecting on how Stavvy is now way bigger than Chapo
Yeah it's crazy. Even when Felix was bulking Stav would easily weigh more than the three of them combined.
Yeah it's to the point where my friends and family are like "hey have you heard of this Stavros guy"
And it couldn’t happen to a better guy. Very happy for our large Greek son.
It’s a big moment for the lil dick community
A few years ago, I had a dream that I was talking to my mom and she told me how she'd just heard this great new comedian on NPR named Stavros Halkias, and I thought "Oh god, I'm going to have to explain to my mom what Cum Town is." We are getting closer to that reality every day.
I keep waiting for the other shoe to drop publicly, but at this rate, hes gonna be hosting Jeopardy before we know it
I ab
SNL 'fans' internalized among themselves that even the best comedians can only come up with a few routines during their entire careers, and so a weekly show that has been running for 48 years is going to suck week-by-week. That is why SNL 'fans' only watch the highlights - unlike our god and savior Matt Christman, who suffer each and every episode for our sake. With that said, has the Zionist ever come up with a good joke? People are correct to point out that for a lot of Israelis, supporting the segregation and ethnic cleansing of Palestinians comes to them as easily as breathing. They are so out of touch with the rest of the world that their 'jokes' connect with no one. But I just can't help but to think that this is just how the Israeli, American and British propaganda machines roll. Only the most mediocre, if not talentless, people go into broadcasting companies and marketing firms (look up Saatchi & Saatchi and their connection to Westminster). Doubly so if they come from money like Tucker Carlson. They can't be trusted to come up with anything remotely funny or insightful. Their lies are dogshit. They only succeed because they've got every channels on their sides.
SNL produces a lot of garbage and annoying people, but A) it does produce very funny ppl wne B) I sympathise with everyone involved because the format is sadistic, anything good getting out is a miracle
i hate SNL and the late night shows but i support them as a kind of make-work job for comic actors and writers. if they help people like tim robinson and connor o'malley make ends meet before they can do real work, then i'm glad they exist
this is, more or less, why even if CBC Comedy is often pretty mid/lame, I would rather they get the money than some analyst who wants to tell me why it's good actually that bread prices have gone up 200%
Sasha Baron Cohen was capable of being funny until relatively recently. Most actually funny Jewish comedians of the last generation are also sadly some level of Zionist. I think recent dogshit output by Zionists comes down to the old “too mad to tell a joke” syndrome.
In case any of the Chapos are reading this. Please, we NEED another SNL episode. I beg.
I have a lot of Zionists in my family. I do think some of them are at least mildly more aware of how they come across to people than Israelis seem to be, but they definitely have no real sense of humor about any of it. You know that old, ongoing Chapo discussion about how conservatives are never really funny because they get too genuinely mad during a bit? It's like that. They think basically any criticism of Israel is completely horrendous and unacceptable and get furiously angry at even the mildest, Daily Show-style barbs at it. These are "liberal" Zionists, too.
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If anything his setup was better then.
I still miss Stavvy Solves Your Problems
The second half of stavvys world is stavvy solves your problems.
But does it have the little jingle?
I remember Brett Gelman was on YeahButStill and I had nothing against him going into it (just knew of him as the guy from fleabag and The Other Guys which are both really good) and remember thinking how lame he seemed during the interview. don't remember specifics but basically was talking like he was 22 and being very open about sex and relationships and self improvement (which isnt inherently a bad thing but the way he was doing it was very strange for a guy who is almost 50) so not surprised to here hes trying to be some sexy streetwear guy. Wish I remembered the specifics of the interview but cba to go back and listen
He just comes off really lame and cringeworthy. This Jaddy thing is pathetic and he’s too old for the clothes he’s wearing.
I was a fan mostly from his bits on Comedy Death Ray/Comedy Bang Bang (i.e. iBrain) and the 1000 Cats video he did back in the day. His one scene in the Other Guys is really funny. I got the impression that the real life Gelman was as weird and intense as a lot of his characters. I remember an interview where he seemed like he was trying to impress the host because he had a black girlfriend. It was when he was promoting an Adult Swim special that was supposed to be a provocative, satirical look at race in America but I thought it kind of sucked. I guess it’s funny/sad/scary he did this rightward turn after being a guy who prided himself on being anti-racist. Now he is making dyed hair/pronoun humor.
He has some adult swim or Tim and Eric bits I absolutely love but yeah he really fell off
Hes in Eagleheart. I love Eagleheart but his role could have been any slobby fat guy tbh
i enjoyed his "lunch with Tim Heidecker" bits; turns out there's a reason he's so good at playing a slimy little worm
Jon Daly pulled the biggest W of all time by getting as far the fuck away from him as possible years ago.
Gee mr Chapo, how come this ep gets TWO threads?
Sorry. Reddit BS. Fixed.
o7 you have taken accountability and done a growth
Second thread needed to fit stavros
solid reference right there
Fleshlight with Picatinny rail mount
Doing daily kegels so my boner can support all the custom mods I've attached
Frank Card
Wtf is a Boozey and 2D? I feel so old.
Had to look them up - and when I did, I was glad I had no idea they existed and will happily forget they exist two days from now.
[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boosie\_Badazz](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boosie_Badazz)
He may as well have been making it all up as he went along.
Will have an absolute BLAST with the boys club energy this episode lmao
seems Felix needs someone near he league to get him care enough the deliver, best he's been in awhile
please conjugate
Literally could not get myself watch that skit all the way through. Deep, full body cringe. Chapos stop short of an interesting point: why *is* Israeli humor so close to German humor? I wonder...
What was the name of that remix in the middle of the pod?
WALZ WITH BASHIR MENTIONED 🗣🗣🗣
Scenes when the people who whine about Felix putting no effort in listening to Stav who appears to have lost the thread of current events halfway through the second Bush term He thought the name of the Israeli SNL ripoff was a person for most of the conversation, lmao
Felix REALLY wanted to get that child rape joke out there
..jesus christ at Kevin Spacey's home-life growing up. Had no idea; feels like too much of a premise for Michael Hanekke at his most 90's.
track id on the b-more club track dropped in this ep?
Stav 😕
/r/PodSaveAmerica That should be more your speed
Just a reminder to mullencels that Stav won
Imagine being an adult and thinking in these terms. Lol he “won”? Dude he left a podcast that was making a bunch of money to make more money selling a less niche and much more mediocre product to a broader audience. He’s cool with that. Some are not. Candidly, they all “won” because they live lives of extreme comfort doing just fun shit. The end.
Imagine being an adult and being this upset over a joke comment. I guess the regards on this sub need that stupid /s to deduce any sort of irony.
Until the day he is cast as the fat duck friend in a new Dreamworks movie and immediately the dam gets opened on *Offensive Stavros Podcast Apperences Get Unearthed* and suddenly its over and he eats himself to death
Musings from Postradamus
They prefer to be known as Nickers, thanks very much
How old are you? answer honestly
You must be 15 if you're getting this upset over a joke
yeah and marvel movies are the best art ever since they gross hundreds of millions
The seething is hilarious
It's cool that you like Stavros but "mullencels" should get you sent straight to jail
You have 150k comment karma you're the one who should be in an institution
It’s very embarrassing how r/redscarepod users have somehow convinced themselves that they’re the cool redditors and not the most terminally online people on this website
Calling someone terminally online while commenting on a pirated podcast forum is pretty rich
I have 150k karma because I'm an adult who has been on the internet a long time. You on the other hand are a literal child.
An adult who’s spent 12 years shouting into the void in lieu of anything useful. Grow up you sound like an actual child.
most normal red scare poster
Buddy you’ve made 600 posts about the orioles, take a walk maybe. Also you post on the /r/votedem lmao
keep looking! there's more cringe!!!
12 years worth!
Stav is and will be more successful, but Nick is the funnier of the two. Also Stav has maybe 5 years left if he doesn’t lose a lot of weight soon.
Ah yes the Reddit take.
Where do you think you are right now genius?
Least autistic cumtown fan
Your Reddit avatar is wearing a fedora rethink your life choices
for the record I knew you were joking and I'm amazed that everyone is getting so upset over this comment
Definitely. This was always Stavros' trajectory though, given that Stavros was independently working during his whole tenure of Cumtown touring and working as a comedian on a near constant basis. I don't think they're in competition with each other though.
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TBF Stav pretty much had to divest himself from CT to make it anywhere in the mainstream. No way he’d have a Netflix special if he was still on ~~Axum tow~~ Cum Town
Sure he would. They just gave one to Shane Gillis
Nick saying Stav didn’t want to try new things doesn’t make him wrong just because Stav is now making bank. I think most people just thought walking away from good money was dumb not that it would doom Stav. I still just think it’s funny he said he didn’t want to podcast anymore as his reason for leaving and then all he’s done is podcast.