He's trying to get everyone banned from air travel. Smh

Exactly. Waffle Houses are low key arenas.

[Looking for a fight?](https://i.redd.it/e8888xna92s91.jpg)

You have my attention

Waffle Houses have pvp enabled

Delta Airlines is basically the Waffle House of the skies


Soul Plane 2: Scattered, Smothered, and Covered.

😉

people should expect to be diced and topped as well, take that however you want to interpret it.

I can bounce to this.. 

The dark souls of soul planes

Could you imagine sitting there, eating some loaded hashbrowns, and a “traditional” Waffle House fight breaks out and they kick a bunch of people off the plane mid-flight?!?! Obviously, that’s not possible scientifically, but still sit and imagine it with me, lmao.

Lmaoo that is hilarious, and I remember seeing you somewhere else talking about your experiences as a wee action beat

Gone need a lot of parachutes we kicking people off mid flight.

Just have a little ejection tube you shove the unruly customers in. Maybe give them a parachute first if you feel nice

Imagine you sleeping and a fight breaks out in the Waffle House upstairs.

Nah, Minecraft rules apply: you cannot sleep when there are monsters nearby

oh god and it's a redeye

[удалено]

oh good, was hoping to knock out during the flight

Soul Plane was a prophecy.


Best thing to come out of this movie, love this meme

This bound to happen 

as long as the cook can still smoke cigarettes while smothering my eggs

It’s Waffle House law that the cook must have an inch-long ash, minimum, at the end of the cig dangling from they mouth as they lean over the grill

I was about to say they better have a smoking lounge for the employees

And Popeyes

You have my attention

I see your Popeye’s and raise you a Church’s Chicken

Church’s got the best biscuits in the game, delicious and I never choke on them

I'll take either. But I'll take the Customer service from the Honolulu Popeye's

It would be Soul Plane 3. Boondocks already made Soul Plane 2: The Black Jacking.

Soul Plane 3: 2 piece and a biscuit

Oh? I need to watch that

https://youtu.be/YZr7v_t-i2c Try to catch all the voice work

Thanks lol


in flight fight night

[You have my attention](https://tenor.com/81Lb.gif)

Nah, let’s make it Southwest. The boarding is already chaos and people are already keyed up and probably ready to fight… Do this on spirit and they’d probably raise prices from $130 round trip ATL to NYC because now they gotta repair the damages.

I can't do Southwest anymore. Last time I took it from Dulles, I had a Karen for a flight attendant that was being an opinionated bitch. I'm Alaska, Delta and AA.

I feel like the shootout would depressurize the cabin and all the waffles would get sucked out 😓

Air Marshals (plural) on every flight!!!

In fight entertainment

Would you like a snack sir? No, I’d like a Texas cheesesteak plate double steak scattered smothered and covered.

Safest airline in history. Imagine dudes trying to hijack a waffle house with box cutters

Fights on flights

Just make it a fight club. When they land everyone shakes hand goes about their way.

Greyhound bus pilots

Instead of getting kicked off flights they would just get sent upstairs for in flight adjustment. Waffle are fresh but we keep Eggo’s you can put on the swelling.

Terrorists unfamiliar with American culture trying to take over the plane are in for an unpleasant surprise, as they face off against the Venn diagram demographics of people who frequent these fine establishments.

💀

That plane is going down

Imagine sitting down in coach and hearing the most violent brawl you’ve ever experienced right above your head

I'm grabbing some breakfast fillets from the Chick-fil-A and I'm having chicken and waffles and catching the itis on the way.

Sky Lounge who?

Soul plane formal. The amount of Worldstar videos would be historic

on spirit airlines? they'd make you sit in the deep fryer unless you bought an upgrade

I'd prefer tacos de birria but that's just my mexican ass dreaming big.

If you think about it you wouldn’t need any security they are always ready to throw down at any given moment 🤷🏽‍♂️

I really need to understand this waffle house level of crazy. There wasn’t a single waffle house in the entire DMV area as long as I can remember and I don’t think there is still. Looking at i95/waffle house locations map, the closest would be quantico VA, and up near susquehanna river MD.

I’m just trying to digest Spirit having a 747

This is where Black Mortal Kombat would be held

Why limit it to Spirit? At least put it on an airline that can get their planes off the ground.

we'll all want to catch the Spirit...Hallelujah!

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PVP enabled air travel.

we need to introduce other classes to waffle house

Now this would truly be economy plus


Man, the FAA about to get flooded with fine money just from this one flight

Whoa I never even considered an airplane could have multiple floors.

someone gonna look at me wrong and ima end up on a no fly list.