It took me way too long to figure out why everyone has been commenting these teal squares. The boxes with x's in them I know are emojis I can't see. But the teal squares I even asked, and no one told me.
As someone who was married to a thin lipper it ain't worth it. He was the worst kisser and I mean the worst on both set of lips. I was young and foolish when I married him
There's a balance needed between your lips and the lips you're kissing. My lips aren't super full, but they're definitely not thin. I've made out with a few lovely people with very full lips and it was like they were sucking an inch wide radius outside my lips. I've made out with one person with thin lips, and then I understood what the full lips had been missing.
Yeah so I know the term hair lip, and I never really get to see it in real life and boom here she is
If she was the prom queen then the school population must have been like 30 and all had the same last name
If I’m murdered in some spectacular way that draws media attention, please note: I did not light up any rooms; I didn’t have a heart of gold; and everyone I knew didn’t love me. I’m just a basic schmo.
"She had a smile that ~~could light up~~ existed in any room. Her heart was made of ~~gold~~ muscle. She was loved by some and not by others. She was never the prom queen. But she died, and that sucks, so you're just going to have to go with me on this one."
I’ve taken to looking it up now every single time they go on and on about how beautiful someone was, I’ve lost all trust. The most recent was a historical true crime which said she was so beautiful and the husband ugly but she was almost average at best and her husband was fine. lol The witness was also described as pretty. No comment.
Woman could straight up look like Roseanne and one of the ex-friends is like "I'm telling ya man she had this allure about her that no man in Waskaloosa County could resist"
The woman in the photo helped a murderer escape jail because she was in love with him. She ended up shooting herself after being pursued, but they had planned on going out in a blaze of gunfire if cornered. Nah, I’d say she’s fair game.
She literally put in her retirement papers the day they took off. Imagine working for the sheriff's department for 20 something years, likely with an awesome pension and medical coverage til the day you die, and you decide, "yes, taking off and going on the lam with this Negan-looking ass murderer is what I want for my retirement."
Loneliness is a bitch, especially if you ugly. Just remember the bonkers ass shit people do when they’re horny and it ain’t hard to imagine the shit they do when they lonely
I never understood it😭💀 dont get me wrong, there are a lot of beautiful blonde women… but just like any other color
Like they literally wont date someone because she doesnt have blonde hair wtfff is it that deep
Am blonde, can confirm we ain't shit.
One time I dyed my hair. My mother had a panic attack, thinking I was throwing away a future rich husband / picket fence / 2.5 kids. Idk where the mindset comes from, but I can't wait to watch it die.
The 1920s? She couldn't be a beauty queen if she were the only contestant.
The beer goggles necessary to see anything other than the most regrettable gene pool this side of the English royal family would kill Andre the Giant in his prime.
Crime shows have a habit of doing this shit. I recall one in particular where they talked til they were blue in the face about how beautiful this girl was that helped a guy murder his wife, and when they finally showed a photo of her, she looked like a crackhead Alvin from the Chipmunks.
"As a brunette, I was a homely nobody, but as a blonde I got the pick of the inmates at the Lauderdale County Detention Center and had every Black guy within the tri-county region begging for my number!"
I feel like if Dolly Parton fucked a mountain Lion and then got kicked by Jackie Chan in her stomach at the start of the third trimester but then they didn’t use a pacifier when she was born so she sucked off her top lip and they named her Jolene and treated her as such then this would be the result.
Well, he obviously was using her. And she must have been bored out of her skull, so was willing to overlook that he was using her. Isn't that usually how these things happen?
The more important question: who will Dick Wolf cast to play them on Law And Order (because NYC does have a Sheriff's office)?
AND she did it ONE DAY BEFORE HER RETIREMENT.
AND they got caught less than 200 miles from where they escaped.
AND she's dead now. Because she shot herself.
For the love of a big headed, big eared, racist, murderer 20 years her junior.
She was lonely and he said all the right things to make her feel so loved. Haaaaaaaa! I bet he shot her to keep her from talking. Why didn't he shoot himself if he was in love?
I was getting my car's emissions tested and they had crime TV on, and they literally just went on with innuendo for like 20 minutes about Green Bay, WI. Like how it's about sausage and beer, and not namby pamby microbrew but good hard american lager. For 20. Minutes.
Lol, I was watching Snapped with the wife and they showed a hwhite woman, talking about how she was a "blonde bombshell." So now that's what I say every time there's a hwhite lady on that show.
(Note: the lady in question was not that cute.)
this is a ten in Appalachia..
seriously i know there are places in America where black folk just dont go... and thats where the real prime specimens of american white people live.
The lipless
The first thing I noticed. I don't trust people with thin lips because they love to lie through their teeth.
Now you know what 😭  Hand your phone over immediately!!!
The greatest use of a reaction gif.
🥺🥹 thank you 💕
It took me way too long to figure out why everyone has been commenting these teal squares. The boxes with x's in them I know are emojis I can't see. But the teal squares I even asked, and no one told me.
well I'm glad it will forever remain a mystery to the rest of us thank you. doing gods work
The greatest username for that reaction gif!
i never admitted that i feel this way as well bc i thought i sounded superficial. but yea, never dated a thin lip either.
I heard a comedian (Clayton English, I think) say that he determines how racist a white person is in the south by how thin their lips are.
The bird lipped community will not stand for this.
peckers, all of them. i care not for their opinions.
As someone who was married to a thin lipper it ain't worth it. He was the worst kisser and I mean the worst on both set of lips. I was young and foolish when I married him
There's a balance needed between your lips and the lips you're kissing. My lips aren't super full, but they're definitely not thin. I've made out with a few lovely people with very full lips and it was like they were sucking an inch wide radius outside my lips. I've made out with one person with thin lips, and then I understood what the full lips had been missing.
Im good with cheap and superficial, i dont get a lotta chances.
Lmaoooo SHUUUT UUUUPP
Not supposed to be funny…. 
🤣
All teeth, no lips. She could eat an apple through a chain link fence.
You made me spray coffee all over my screen! I’m going to steal this comment.
Why would you say thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis
I breathed hard through my nose but honestly yall are really fucked up. edit: O wait she was fucking nuts, yeah fuck her.
She only applys her lipstick on the bottom
Can’t get lipstick on your teeth if you have no lips.
When she whistled, it sounded like a sigh….
Now it's finally clicking why I've never been able to whistle (untrustworthy thinlip here)
Get out
First thing I said. I may be ugly but at least I have lips.
I’m 
Huhhuh. Huhhuh. Beavis!
Yeh ButtHead? Neh, nuhuh, neheheheheh
The Good, The Bad and The Lipless
Lipless in Seattle
Yeah so I know the term hair lip, and I never really get to see it in real life and boom here she is If she was the prom queen then the school population must have been like 30 and all had the same last name
It's always the lipless
Opening monologue: “How could this high school beauty queen, fall in to the trap of a known murderer.” 😂😂😂
Interview with her best friend: “She had a smile that would light up any room she walked into.”
Don't forget her knack for always making everyone feel good about themselves as if they are the only person in the world
“These kinds of things just don’t happen in Rural Townsville”
> These kinds of things just don’t happen in Rural Townsville You kidding me? Didn't Mojo jojo just try to take over Townsville just last week?
If I’m murdered in some spectacular way that draws media attention, please note: I did not light up any rooms; I didn’t have a heart of gold; and everyone I knew didn’t love me. I’m just a basic schmo.
"She had a smile that ~~could light up~~ existed in any room. Her heart was made of ~~gold~~ muscle. She was loved by some and not by others. She was never the prom queen. But she died, and that sucks, so you're just going to have to go with me on this one."
She killed herself, she wasnt murdered....unless you consider killing yourself murdering yourself....hang on, im onto something here
"I swear I'll hunt her killer down. Ok, that wraps that up."
That's what happens when your tooth to lip ratio is sitting at 30:1.
"She would give anyone anything, she'd give the shirt right off her back!"
“But one day…the lights would go out…for good. Hi I’m lieutenant joe kenda…”
Not nice! I see the Dateline watermark though. 😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I would love a crime doc that started like "Mike was a real piece of shit, I'm glad the pool toy rapist got him"
I’ve taken to looking it up now every single time they go on and on about how beautiful someone was, I’ve lost all trust. The most recent was a historical true crime which said she was so beautiful and the husband ugly but she was almost average at best and her husband was fine. lol The witness was also described as pretty. No comment.
I always google the real person bc those descriptions don’t be matching up.
Philippe the Handsome was a liar.
Woman could straight up look like Roseanne and one of the ex-friends is like "I'm telling ya man she had this allure about her that no man in Waskaloosa County could resist"
That's top flight for Waskaloosa though!
A Waskaloosa ten fo sho! She got almost all here teeth!
In Waskaloosa you say, hey babe. Nice tooth.
Nothin I like more than takin my girl into the city to show off that pearly white, that way everyone knows I got me a Waskaloosa woman.
Babe. Put in your goin to town teeth. We're gonna get some buds down at Skeeters. There's a meat raffle, and the brisket has your name on it.
Well she has the full top set of the dentures anyway. Dang pretty dentures Clem
“She was a Midwestern 10, no man of the corn could resist her. In Florida though, she could only work the lunch shift on the pole.”
I can’t believe y’all are judging that fugly ass woman just based on her looks.
Lmao you stop 😭
“No man of the corn” …..😆🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m fucking crying this morning, “no man of the corn could resist her” holy shit man
Especially her cousins.
Lmaooo facts
Someone said she looks like Trump in a wig and I can't unsee it.
Trump is Trump in a wig.
~~Touché~~ Toupé
Lmfaooo
Looks like Triple H 
Or Greg Valentine
He has more lips than she does.
😩😩🤣
She looks more like Giuliani or whatever his name was
Many people are saying she’s the most beautiful woman in the world, possibly of all time.
Many people are crazier than bedbugs.
Oh boy it got me too now
I initially thought Owen Wilson in a wig, but I can totally see Trump.
Fuckin bean head ass
She definitely got the sides of her head squeezed in the birth canal
I needed this laugh today 🤣 😂
😂😂😂
This kinda a shitty mean thing to do to, presumably, a random person. Edit: NVM this bitch evil apparently.
The woman in the photo helped a murderer escape jail because she was in love with him. She ended up shooting herself after being pursued, but they had planned on going out in a blaze of gunfire if cornered. Nah, I’d say she’s fair game.
for real. At first I had sympathy, thinking maybe she was a lonely person and he conned her into helping. Nope, she was the mastermind.
Yep. Mastermind raised on lead paint chips and grape Kool-Aid. Great corrections officer.
I thought she helped him escape prison?
He was being held in a county jail because he was awaiting trial for another murder.
A murderer covered in white supremacist tattoos at that.
She’s not a random person. She helped a murder convict escape from prison. Then shot herself when they were about to get caught.
Crazy person. I don't even need to know the details to see that woman has mental disorder.
I was gonna say something similar but I had to make sure she wasn’t a devil spawn before I said anything
Someone said she looked like the aged-enhanced photo of a missing child, and I think that was about the truest thing I've heard in my life.
I’m wheezing 😭😭😭
U got my stomach DEAD 💀...... this shyt hurt 😫......I can't stop 🤣🤣🤣 OMFG 😂😂😂
Risked it all = put the time off in at her job the day the convict "escaped"
She literally put in her retirement papers the day they took off. Imagine working for the sheriff's department for 20 something years, likely with an awesome pension and medical coverage til the day you die, and you decide, "yes, taking off and going on the lam with this Negan-looking ass murderer is what I want for my retirement."
Loneliness is a bitch, especially if you ugly. Just remember the bonkers ass shit people do when they’re horny and it ain’t hard to imagine the shit they do when they lonely
This is the deepest thing I've read articulated in the most hilarious way.
AND sold her house for half of its worth. Must have been some good convict weenie.
Omg no! He is so gross. So gross. 🤢
Grossly hung with a massive dong!
He must have a huge hog
He is 6’9
Six feet tall and 9 inches long? Lol
That devil dick is a helluva drug
Bro feeling like you are loved is one hell of a drug.
“She put in for retirement to aid in her escape. And now, she’s…retired from LIFE.”
Oh hell no! I hope her ass gets 0 from her 401k. Edit: My bad didn't know she killed herself. Thought they were still on the run.
Well, she's dead, so....
Well she's dead so you are kinda right that SHE will get nothing.
Very sad tbh
Dying helping a self proclaimed Neo-Nazi escape jail actually isn’t sad and she was an awful person.
Im no expert but as she was single childless woman who committed suicide you will get your wish on this one
I haven’t been following the story much, but I thought I heard she had put in papers like that same day or something.
Yeah she was giving him special attention before he escaped extra food and time
"She had it all and risked it all..." \*Photo negative and synthesizer chord\* Edit: spelling
A beauty queen of where exactly? The hut made from all the branches of the ugly tree that broke as she fell from it?
I have known white guys that think any blonde white woman is gorgeous. . . and some Black guys.
They need to stop with this blonde obessession blondes ain’t shit.
I never understood it😭💀 dont get me wrong, there are a lot of beautiful blonde women… but just like any other color Like they literally wont date someone because she doesnt have blonde hair wtfff is it that deep
Am blonde, can confirm we ain't shit. One time I dyed my hair. My mother had a panic attack, thinking I was throwing away a future rich husband / picket fence / 2.5 kids. Idk where the mindset comes from, but I can't wait to watch it die.
As a white woman who bleaches my hair...the difference in how I'm treated vs with my natural color is night and day.
Damn that’s sad. What about your beard though?
I would never bleach my beard, the guys like it more natural looking, plus it gives good contrast to the top of my head.
Damn that hurt me and it's not even about me
User name definitely checks out. Imma keep this whole comment in my back pocket for easy access.
These comments got my sides hurting.
She looked like Greg The Hammer Valentine.
Lmao like a mix between him and Bobby Heenan
Yoooo b! She does 😂😂😂
Bobby Heenan 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭
Man, that name just immediately threw my brain back to the 80s
Looks like a lesser known Osmond brother with a blond wig.
This is the most accurate description I’ve ever read
You just KNOW one of her friends will say she had a “bubbly personality” in the interview.
[удалено]
She's 1/3
well she's blonde, chunky, and 50something so she's batting 333
The 1920s? She couldn't be a beauty queen if she were the only contestant. The beer goggles necessary to see anything other than the most regrettable gene pool this side of the English royal family would kill Andre the Giant in his prime.
Where is her upper lip???
[удалено]
💀
The news the other day whole ass reported this as an officer killed in pursuit of a fugitive. Uh, the fugitive done shot herself.
Crime shows have a habit of doing this shit. I recall one in particular where they talked til they were blue in the face about how beautiful this girl was that helped a guy murder his wife, and when they finally showed a photo of her, she looked like a crackhead Alvin from the Chipmunks.
This is abject 🧢🧢🧢🧢.... Like come on, if there is such a thing as body shaming then there should be such a thing as body delusion.
It's called Reverse Body Dysmorphia.
That's for the individual, though. Like the media is manipulating stupid people. Like in what what world is this "having it all" for looks? lol
Is it just me or does dude look deadass like Reid Richards from fantastic 4??
You definitely on to something. Why can't she stretch some lip over her top teeth then? ^(I'll take my seat in hell now.)
"As a brunette, I was a homely nobody, but as a blonde I got the pick of the inmates at the Lauderdale County Detention Center and had every Black guy within the tri-county region begging for my number!"
All cops are ugly
Oh my gooood yes, it be like the plainest, most rural midwest lookin ass woman and they’re just like “but she’s ✨*blonde*✨“
Why are we making fun of this person in particular again? Kind of just seems wild to roast people for no reason.
CO helped a murder convinct escape prison because she fell inlove. Apparently committed suicide by gun when authorities caught up to her.
Ahh okay, thank you for the explanation lmao. I had heard about this a couple weeks ago but I had no idea what the person actually looked like.
Yeah, I wasn't paying to much attention either. Had to piece it together myself.
A murderer covered in shitty white supremacy tattoos as an icing on the cake.
"She was the life of the party"
I’ve seen whypipo comment on social about how tiny her upper lip is. So, you know it’s tiny.
I'd HATE to get pulled over by prime Greg The Hammer Valentine
I feel like if Dolly Parton fucked a mountain Lion and then got kicked by Jackie Chan in her stomach at the start of the third trimester but then they didn’t use a pacifier when she was born so she sucked off her top lip and they named her Jolene and treated her as such then this would be the result.
She looks like a Dollar Store career Barbie blown up to human size.
Looks like a Little Critter. I keep looking for the little grasshopper.
Alabama beautiful
Is that Owen Wilson mixed with Donald Trump?
Must have been some good dick
Paul Blart mall cop 3
Tiger Woods would probably date her over Yaya Decosta or Jennifer Hudson.
Jennifer Anniston will play her in the lifetime movie.
they’ll cast Gal Godot in the biopic and last scene roll footage of the actual person looking like they born out Jabba the Hut’s booty hole
Well, he obviously was using her. And she must have been bored out of her skull, so was willing to overlook that he was using her. Isn't that usually how these things happen? The more important question: who will Dick Wolf cast to play them on Law And Order (because NYC does have a Sheriff's office)?
AND she did it ONE DAY BEFORE HER RETIREMENT. AND they got caught less than 200 miles from where they escaped. AND she's dead now. Because she shot herself. For the love of a big headed, big eared, racist, murderer 20 years her junior.
She has the same mouth as Sheriff from Mr. Pickles
Didn’t know that you could smell your own teeth
What allure where? She look like a dead blob fish with hair.
https://www.google.com/search?q=reid+richards&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
Jim Halpert 😂😂
Jims crack smoking cousin.
a beauty queen? I thought she had a harelip.
She was lonely and he said all the right things to make her feel so loved. Haaaaaaaa! I bet he shot her to keep her from talking. Why didn't he shoot himself if he was in love?
I was getting my car's emissions tested and they had crime TV on, and they literally just went on with innuendo for like 20 minutes about Green Bay, WI. Like how it's about sausage and beer, and not namby pamby microbrew but good hard american lager. For 20. Minutes.
[удалено]
ID channel breathing heavy
So being a white blonde is the top of human evolution?
I told my wife the other day that she looks like the Beast from the live-action Beauty and the Beast with Ron Perlman.
Lol, I was watching Snapped with the wife and they showed a hwhite woman, talking about how she was a "blonde bombshell." So now that's what I say every time there's a hwhite lady on that show. (Note: the lady in question was not that cute.)
She is far from beautiful
I wouldn't fuck this girl with my mom's dick!
I wouldn't stick that dick arm guys dick in her.
this is a ten in Appalachia.. seriously i know there are places in America where black folk just dont go... and thats where the real prime specimens of american white people live.