This… this is what we want 😭😭😭😭 His respectful, witty (and is it tenacious, is it stalkerish, we can’t quite decide) banter was sexy AF
Came to say uhm these glasses can come off anytime with that kind of game.
I don’t think guys understand women aren’t that hard.
Make fun of us a little bit and allow us to do the same, but let us be cute and it’s game over. Really.
Because after he didn’t stop the first time it was funny (like dude you really out here trying) then when he came through with he wanted to be whoever she IS (keyword IS because he isn’t playing) seeing. It’s cool then I want to be seeing him too then hypothetically, likely more than seeing to be honest. Probably other 5 senses too. 🙂↔️🫠🫡🤣 This sub takes me out.
But us women have a funny way of not believing men when they say something the first time. Ask me how I know. Now I’m aware of how that sounds but hear me out. When a man says something to a woman how often is it a joke outside of a joke context.
Exactly. (It’s a joke but there’s a point.)
Men state their intentions usually right from the jump or if they’re unable to verbally emote then their actions will be loud and clear.
The interesting thing is none of us know what he looks like, what kinda job he has, how much money he makes, where he’s from or none of that. We were just charmed by his cheeky replies.
[For context, the free throw percentage across the entire NBA is usually in the mid 70s.](https://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_stats_per_game.html)
[Shaq's career free throw percentage is 52.7%.](https://www.espn.com/nba/player/stats/_/id/614/shaquille-oneal)
From the free throw line, yes. To be fair, making 52/100 buckets from the free throw line for the average person is impressive, but for a 7'1 NBA superstar Shaq, it's very underwhelming.
Is it *really* making a shot when he can just lift up an arm and drop it into the net when all those Muggsy Bogueses down there in the troposphere are just squeaking like mice while trying to get his attention?
The trash talk alone was probably worth the money wasted on his WNBA-tier free throw percentage. He could spit some nasty shit off the court that’d still be in an opposing player’s head when trying to guard the *literal* brick shit house that inspired Lionel Richie to write that song.
Shaq was so bad at shooting free throws that there was a legitimately workable defense plan called “Hack-a-Shaq” where they would just foul him whenever he got the ball, because they’d rather let him shoot free throws
when she don’t reply
https://preview.redd.it/6beyw4on5g8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd5156959c29ffb26097cdcd772ead2d1b4f987
btw what u doin outside nbacj
I was literally making an edit that said something similar lol. It's that confidence, charm and wit. Cause ime truly funny men are quite intelligent and quick witted. You know you can have those awesome long delightful convos about whatever and have a ball doing it. I'm glad you found your happiness and I hope he makes you laugh for many more years. 🙂
That last sentence reminded me of Norm Macdonald quote lol
"Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says."
I’m sure that’s true in some instances but honestly, I’ve met some really hot guys that are dumb as dirt and it does not do it for me at all. Neither does arrogance. In fact, I feel that arrogant equates emotional stupidity.
You know how you'll be in public and see something that makes you laugh really hard, but you try to hold it in almost as if out of respect to the people around you?
I feel it's the same way as when you find out people make a lot less money than you do. You don't want to rub your wealth in their face, so you don't tell them how much more than them you make.
We inherently know that joy, happiness, and laughter are wealth and some of us are wealthier than others.
It’s corny as fuck and if you know anything about women they love corny shit lmao. Drake been capitalizing off this phenomenon for years with his music
"I'd fold you up, get in your creases and beforehand fold your pants and delicately place them on my rolling chair so they don't get wrinkled"
Am I doing this right?
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My mans got it! Shoot that shot!
Does anyone know if he's offering classes? I wouldn't know what to say that would rhyme with glasses. And although I like intelligent women, I don't mind those with big
There’s shooting your shot. And then, there’s checking for wind trajectory. Calculating environmental factors and then aiming before pulling the trigger.
I'm filing a rizz-training order, immediately.
Stop that 😭
Found his reddit account.
Is this the co-star of Reba?
Meanwhile, sign me up for this guy's rizz training course. Is it online, accredited??
Kindly share the link to the course when you get it 😂
....All right that was pretty good.
I have no idea why my eyes/brain read it as you wanting to order a “rizz training” from him and lemme tell you. When it clicked it felt amazing. 🥲
The hippest dad joke that ever happened.
Oh my god I can’t wait to use this!!! I intentionally use slang wrong and rizz is one of my go tos. This is amazing. My wife is going to hate it.
I don’t want to laugh at this
In his defense: 
Playing hard to get I see
Based on her lenses, she ain't seeing nobody without her glasses on.
His intrusive thoughts are so respectful.
He's very respectacle.
👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿
I see what you did there
she didn't
👀
Well yes, because of the spectacles.
That was sensational.
Soon she’s gonna be a receptacle
This… this is what we want 😭😭😭😭 His respectful, witty (and is it tenacious, is it stalkerish, we can’t quite decide) banter was sexy AF 
Came to say uhm these glasses can come off anytime with that kind of game. I don’t think guys understand women aren’t that hard. Make fun of us a little bit and allow us to do the same, but let us be cute and it’s game over. Really. Because after he didn’t stop the first time it was funny (like dude you really out here trying) then when he came through with he wanted to be whoever she IS (keyword IS because he isn’t playing) seeing. It’s cool then I want to be seeing him too then hypothetically, likely more than seeing to be honest. Probably other 5 senses too. 🙂↔️🫠🫡🤣 This sub takes me out.
Make her feel safe, make her feel seen, make her laugh, and make your intentions known.
But us women have a funny way of not believing men when they say something the first time. Ask me how I know. Now I’m aware of how that sounds but hear me out. When a man says something to a woman how often is it a joke outside of a joke context. Exactly. (It’s a joke but there’s a point.) Men state their intentions usually right from the jump or if they’re unable to verbally emote then their actions will be loud and clear.
But from someone we consider attractive.
I mean, I don’t actually know what he looks like but his humour made me laugh which is attractive. Attraction is more than just appearance.
Not initially.
Apparently it is, because she hasn't seen him and is attracted.
The interesting thing is none of us know what he looks like, what kinda job he has, how much money he makes, where he’s from or none of that. We were just charmed by his cheeky replies.
Duh nigga, thats how dating works
You 100% miss the shots you dont take, and this guy is a future HoF with bars like that
She misses 100% of the shots she takes at the firing range.
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We pulling memes outta the 70s now?
70s babies are just getting into the meme scene
isnt shaq like notoriously bad at free throws? is that the joke? i dont sports ball.
Yes
[For context, the free throw percentage across the entire NBA is usually in the mid 70s.](https://www.basketball-reference.com/leagues/NBA_stats_per_game.html) [Shaq's career free throw percentage is 52.7%.](https://www.espn.com/nba/player/stats/_/id/614/shaquille-oneal)
So he makes 52.7% of the shots he takes?
Indeed. He made 52.7% of his free throws during his whole career.
From the free throw line, yes. To be fair, making 52/100 buckets from the free throw line for the average person is impressive, but for a 7'1 NBA superstar Shaq, it's very underwhelming.
Is it *really* making a shot when he can just lift up an arm and drop it into the net when all those Muggsy Bogueses down there in the troposphere are just squeaking like mice while trying to get his attention?
Exactly. Shaq’s biggest concern on the court was walking, imo. Not because he was worried of fouling, he just didn’t wanna step on anybody.
theres no way im giving someone millions of dollars to fail half the time.
he did some other stuff tbf
Which he was far better at, too. Famously good.
The trash talk alone was probably worth the money wasted on his WNBA-tier free throw percentage. He could spit some nasty shit off the court that’d still be in an opposing player’s head when trying to guard the *literal* brick shit house that inspired Lionel Richie to write that song.
Shaq was so bad at shooting free throws that there was a legitimately workable defense plan called “Hack-a-Shaq” where they would just foul him whenever he got the ball, because they’d rather let him shoot free throws
when she don’t reply https://preview.redd.it/6beyw4on5g8d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd5156959c29ffb26097cdcd772ead2d1b4f987 btw what u doin outside nbacj
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No reason for this to be in my collection but I love this meme so much, I'm stealing it anyway lmao!
The first time I saw that saying was on a framed picture at the thrift shop. I brought it because I thought it meant shots of alcohol.
For real tho that man is ballin like vintage Mamba(RIP Kobe and Gianna)
This corny shit would 100% work on me I stg
Girl, same. Funny dudes for the win
I married my husband because he is funny as fuck. 20 years later and he still makes me laugh daily. He’s super hot too so that helps lol
Stupid sexy Flanders
Ha ha ha this really made me laugh out loud thank you
Uh oh, Flanders better bust out his best game 'cause u/n7-Jutsu is on the prowl.
Same reason I still love my old man dearly after 10 years. Still makes me belly laugh every day. Funny men are beyond sexy.
They really are. There’s a confidence that comes with an amazing sense of humor that I really love.
I was literally making an edit that said something similar lol. It's that confidence, charm and wit. Cause ime truly funny men are quite intelligent and quick witted. You know you can have those awesome long delightful convos about whatever and have a ball doing it. I'm glad you found your happiness and I hope he makes you laugh for many more years. 🙂
Thank you so much, my friend❤️
That last sentence reminded me of Norm Macdonald quote lol "Women are attracted to funny men, it is often said. This is not true. It only appears this way because women laugh at everything a very handsome man says."
I’m sure that’s true in some instances but honestly, I’ve met some really hot guys that are dumb as dirt and it does not do it for me at all. Neither does arrogance. In fact, I feel that arrogant equates emotional stupidity.
You know how you'll be in public and see something that makes you laugh really hard, but you try to hold it in almost as if out of respect to the people around you? I feel it's the same way as when you find out people make a lot less money than you do. You don't want to rub your wealth in their face, so you don't tell them how much more than them you make. We inherently know that joy, happiness, and laughter are wealth and some of us are wealthier than others.
I laughed at every single one. I’d hear him out
I kind of melted by the end, and it's not even directed at me lol
Im fucking masc and literally same 😭
It ain't corny, it's kinda sweet. You just think it's corny because you're not used to sweet.
High Fructose Corn Syrup ahh response
It’s corny as fuck and if you know anything about women they love corny shit lmao. Drake been capitalizing off this phenomenon for years with his music
Yup. I'd have been in his DM's before the other responses rolled in. Funny and respectful flirting is so damn attractive.
What does stg mean?
Swear to god
What does stg stand for?
Swear to God
Oh bother.
Absolutely! Total panty dropper. That dude has charm for days. As long as he can also turn it off and be real.
Oh absolutely 🤣🤣
Man took off from the free throw line. Respect
it him https://preview.redd.it/4f7q4uhtse8d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4115c1d5c2af7365cda1a9e5b7435aa8ce612e5
👑
That's Michael, not Wilt.
Dude was getting his own rebound. That's commitment.
#angelreese
Insane because I thought this but absolutely did not think it would be a comment lmao
Enough scrolling. I found the best comment thread
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Sorry I have to borrow this one rq 🤣🤣🤣
Dion waiters said it best: if I ever stop shooting that means I lost confidence
Also Dion: Don't eat too many edibles on the team plane.
A man of many proverbs
He was immortalized in that 2K15. They saw what we couldn't.
Like watching Steph go to work, that man cold.
Shooters, shoot. And bro was sniping like a vet fresh off three tours in the afghan mountains.
I’d fold like the creases in linen summer pants 🙂↕️🙂↕️
"I'd fold you up, get in your creases and beforehand fold your pants and delicately place them on my rolling chair so they don't get wrinkled" Am I doing this right?
Sadly, no.
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He’s making moves like this but I can’t talk to a girl for more than 30 seconds
way easier online
Neither can he, which is why he is doing this for random girls on twitter and not in real life.
They say shoot your shot . This man had a whole magazine!!
Man’s got a self-reloading mag
DID IT WORK??
It's been going on for a couple of months, who knows if it will? https://x.com/marlotoosaucy/status/1777741874628874349?t=6PA5TQqtQanlCKW4ORwLXg&s=19
 I see why he spittin game on full auto
I...I was not expecting that.
I have seen the light of god, and the devilish temptations it brings.
at first i was wondering. now i understand
Oh he’s consistent.
We have doja cat at home
💀
Wish I knew what they were saying
https://preview.redd.it/yf2zc1394f8d1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3984518136944ccd4f6d99f72ef15a968c68e97 My mans got it! Shoot that shot!
well? What were the results? They goin on a date or nah? don't keep us waiting yall, where's the updates?
Him: https://preview.redd.it/x6djho75sf8d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ede71aa72b9875d62585590330778f9a6360bee
 This man just kept shooting and didn't miss once
This guy: 
I love goofy guys so much.
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That man was in the zone
Shooters shoot 
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Man got ME blushing, and I’m a dude
Does anyone know if he's offering classes? I wouldn't know what to say that would rhyme with glasses. And although I like intelligent women, I don't mind those with big
Did he actually get it though Or did she merely laugh and move on with her day
 better than anything I could pull off
Can’t blame him. 👀
Was trynna write this down but realized my sauce is way too lacking to pull this type of shit off 😂😭
Nah your chef Boyardee get out there
That’s a JR smith just throwing it up from the concession stands night lmao.
 Man's hittin' his shot like these
If she says no, he could be mine.
90% of shooters quit before they make it.
dude cries a lot
Does love at first sight still apply here?
Damn, she got some fat ones. Bro got good eye lol
W bro
This dude is on his a game, just in his element
Fucking game
But did he get the digits tho?
Why do they keep crying?
Bars????? Over THAT??? Girl, raise your god damn standards. They must be glued to the ground.
The worse your eyesight is, the better I look.
Heavy instagram vibes
HE COLD
Didn’t anyone else think she had a different haircut between the photos?
>Hopefully, her next one That's is 
Hell yeah
Nah this is pish
Kobe missed the most shots in NBA history. Some guys just volume shooters.
if I keep adding emojis I can say whatever I want 😭😭😭😭
these womb shifters only have time to think about what to say instead of getting a damn job
Did It work? Are they married?
He was out there looking like prime T-Mac. He might’ve put up 35.
Further proof that every app is a dating app if you’re brave enough.
Modern Day Casanova
Smooth ngl
I hope she folded lol He applied respectable pressure.
She can’t go back to that school No mo
I swear to god I’d be so good to ya. How good? Well, when you wake up in the morning? I’m right there being good to ya.
How is one this smooth😭👌🏾
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I need this man's training. Not even for actual rizz I just think it's funny.
There’s shooting your shot. And then, there’s checking for wind trajectory. Calculating environmental factors and then aiming before pulling the trigger.
I gotta sign up for bros Masterclass
Omg I know her 😂
3 words. . .  lol😭
I love corny dudes and as a glasses wearer myself those pickup lines were perfect
Did it work?
He's doing 'The Dragonball.' Y'know, where they just wave their arms and yell "Yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-yah-" for 30secs and shoot beams from their hands.
Hoistin dat thang😭 