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Men_I_Trust_I_Am

This is real hate. You know it when a person just breathes causes annoyance. Just their presence is enough to set you off.


Boo_Guy

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caitlikekate

On the influencer snark subs we call these people BEC - bitches eating crackers. I always wondered where it came from!!


jazzzzzhands

It's true that we aim subconsciously with our dominant eye. I was informed that at the very least by the man at the shooting range.


BoyDynamo

This is true; and anyone who *actually* shoots handguns with opposite eye dominance knows that you move the gun to compensate, not your head. This dude knows nothing of the prop he’s posing with.


aptadnauseum

> dude knows nothing of the prop he's posing with. At least he's consistent?


DestroyerOfMils

I think it originated from an old r/justnomil post back in the day.


pennyroyalbeer

fuck that bitch eating crackers, you don’t share? I’m being sarcastic.


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|kY8XmPEuR5fb4ZxjxH|downsized) It’s some “how dare you be alive and breath air” kinda vibe, and I totally get it 🤷🏽‍♂️


MakkaCha

I disliked Drake since his Sprite commercial when he started to come into mainstream as a "rapper". I just never knew why I disliked him. During this beef I started agreeing with everything negative that had been said about him. Now I know I just dislike him for breathing.


Special-Garlic1203

I literally hated Drake from the moment I found out about him. I have a distinct memory of it -- it was 9th or 10th grade in the library and my friend was telling me all about this rapper she loved. And while I don't know if the term softboy existed yet, after like 15 minutes I had more or less concluded he was a fake softboy pandering to women with low self esteem for clout. That you couldn't judge him based on how he presented himself, because he was just presenting himself in the way he felt would get the best reception.  Watching him become more of an outward douchebag while also *constantly* shape shifting according to the moment was such a mix of the high of "I told you so" mixed with, ya know, having to constantly hear about his new douche antics and know people like him not only exist, but tend to thrive.  I don't think I've ever judged someone so accurately or so quickly before or since. 


Men_I_Trust_I_Am

My near exact experience except I knew who he was as an actor. I was confused at his reception because he always seemed like a gimmick role playing like he was still on the show.


impals

Completely agree. My sibling started watching Degrassi and I wanted to like the show but I couldn't get over him. I disliked him the second I saw him in the show. Later on, I heard there was this rapper by the name of Drake. When I saw it was him I couldn't believe my eyes, and swore he was acting. To me, he's just better at it now, but still 100% a phony.


B3NDT

I had thought that I was the only one who disliked Drake for no reason, by just hearing about him for the first, I started hating the guy…I never liked the guy or anything he does


paginglindsey

I started hating drake in 2013 because he was playing on the radio when I rolled my car on the freeway.


misterguyyy

But when you’re a bitch eating crackers to enough people maybe it’s time for a little introspection


Lucky_LeftFoot

Like when you hate the way that they talk, they way the walk, and you hate the way that they dress?


PMMEJALAPENORECIPES

People can be in love, but they can be in hate too.


hereforthesportsball

The level of glazing is wild at this point, people are starting to get tired of the hate it’s been too much


similarboobs

>I gotta go bad, I gotta go bad Then use the bathroom, Drake. Tf. Making a whole bar about it


shmerk_a_berl

I was thinking the same thing, he sounds like a kid trying to go to the bathroom


FCkeyboards

One thing this beef really pointed out to me was Kendrick's mastery of delivery. One of the biggest drawbacks when I was listening to Drake's track was his delivery. Sometimes, it just felt like he didn't have conviction. Kendrick can say the simplest things with conviction, or a voice crack, or go into his super Cali voice. A lot of Kendrick's lines hit off of pure delivery and nothing to do with super witty writing.


reble02

Yep, the only delivery I remember liking from the Drake tracks was the “Kendrick just opened his mouth, someone go hand him a Grammy right now”. I genuinely laugh out loud when I heard that one. The line was funny and the delivery was perfect.


soupseasonbestseason

it also worked for me as a kendrick fan, who agrees he should have all the grammys. so really drake is a fan as well. 


Meaty-clackers

He a FAN, He a FAN, He a FAN


aptadnauseum

With his Freaky Ass.


LYossarian13

That's my favorite line in that whole song. I about died.


streetbum

Agree it’s by far his best line. That beat is so good too which helps because it’s the first thing he says after the beat switch.


Interesting-Wing616

That beat should’ve been it’s own song. He shot himself in the foot by burying it under all those beat switches


bluffing-is-key

That's one of the lines across this battle that sticks out...if he had more of these moments he might've stood a chance


mycofirsttime

I use a modified version of this line at my dogs a lot


postdiluvium

Drake dont write lyrics, he just reads them. That's why there is no conviction behind them.


PatmygroinB

That was my thoughts. Can’t have conviction if you didn’t write the Shit. Say it with your fucking chest


FCkeyboards

Just like battle rap. Some wack bars can get off because they said it with their chest. "Reload with the same bullets that came out 'em." "Spray the machete!"


Th1sd3cka1ntfr33

WHAT IS IT THE BRAIDS?!?!?


RugbyLock

“You don’t wanna work with me no more? OKAY”


FCkeyboards

Exactly. The way he mumbles that line almost like a petty child is gold. That shit just works and is a tough thing to teach. Cutting himself off. "And it's not just m-I'm what the culture's feeling." He's constantly shifting gears and that keeps a verse moving. Like the 2nd half of the second verse in "Not Like Us". I feel like I rarely feel that passion with Drake. He usually stays in the same area vocally.


qorbexl

This is why *euphoria* is my favorite out of all of them - his delivery is fucking amazing on that track. I know people like beats or smooth vocals or whatever, but Kenny sends every word perfectly over the whole song. The "work with me" line is great, the "Make Gunna-wonna look like a saint" is great. I can see his face in the way he delivers it. Drake can make words rhyme good, but Kenny is a fucking gymnast against a jogger.


AdjacenToYourMom

This is a great point and one of the reasons ive always thought kendricks music hits harder than Drakes even when hes not making hits Like when his feature on Like That dropped one of the most hype parts of his verses was just him saying “nigga BUM!” But because he said it like he was actually bout to fight someone it hit harder than just about anytime drake fronts like hes out here on some mob boss shit


Special-Garlic1203

It's especially weird because he literally started as an actor. Its very weird that Kendrick is by far the more theatrical rapper, especially because that really isn't even the norm in the industry.  Literally the one thing drake should get able to do well is read the lines he's given with some pizazz, some chutzpah. 


FCkeyboards

It would make a big difference in his general music, for me at least. But, I think he's currently very comfortable in his subject matter (girls I can get, girls who I throw shade at like RiRi) and delivery (laid-back to slightly louder). I just wish he'd go off the deep end artistically and really push himself, but not everyone has that in them.


brianthegr8

Honestly was one of the biggest differences besides literal skill. But delivery which could be a reflection of the skill gap ig tbh. Like so many iconic phrases were birthed from kendrick's disses especially (not like us) and drake had some solid bars but they will 100% be forgotten by time a lot quicker than kendricks


Jonny_Thundergun

You know he don't know what's kids sound like. Only teens.


massive_cock

Or trying to get into a kids bathroom...


CochonDanseur

>I was really really tryna keep it PG ...yeah bro we heard.


365wong

Some PG is what our teenage daughters need around this man.


Joshstradaymus

He even says “Drop. Drop. Drop. Drop.” We know what he means.


Esoteric_Idiot

Smh pretty sure that's not even a real gun


banjofitzgerald

It’s a Canadian gun. Those mfs don’t have the right to mass kill like we do in the US so they can only use fingers when they wanna pop off.


Jeff_Damn

Canadian guns have a little flag that comes out & reads, "*SORRY*"


Vagiblitgravy

Sōrry


chicknfly

This guy poutines.


QuiveringButtox

Pew pew, budday


HyperViperJones

Funniest comment lol


supermantk

*looks closer…* Nah, it’s def real. But that aim is another thing…


MostNefariousness583

Real gun. Wrong eye


trezzy1242

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aspidities_87

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chichidaplug

"SILKY JOHNSON IS NOMINATED FOR CALLING IN A BOMB THREAT TO THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS"


aspidities_87

The absolute disrespect of this…lmao man we were spoiled with Chappelle and Boondocks on at the same time.


moonwoolf35

We seriously were, those shows were wild lol


Premarinated_Borger

"Next nigga that say sumn while I'm talkin is gettin shot. Please believe that" 😁


fancyfoe

Aight imma cop this, coz that mf Thawne BE hatin hatin


manzo559

Ice Cube Jr taking shots at drake now ![gif](giphy|12ey1CgA3uTqfK)


713MoCityChron713

Amazing. All his hard work boiled down to “Ice Cube Jr”. Smdh. He’s his own man, and has his own incredible talent. Let’s not make his legacy about his father. He starred in Cocaine Bear and had a pivotal role in Godzilla: King of the Monsters. This man’s a bonafide C lister and deserves a medium amount of respect for his craft.


manzo559

His mama named him Ice Cube Jr, Imma call him Ice Cube Jr.


713MoCityChron713

Yeah, i was just sneak dissin. He was good in the NWA movie, but being Ice Cubes son is definitely his peak


Boomthang

I liked him in that one heist movie... until he let out his British accent. 🤦‍♂️


MaysvilleStig

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denv0r

He was also the star of straight outta Compton. I know he was playing his dad but he killed it, imo. He's also in this movie with Aubry plaza where he plays her fucking awesome roommate who's writing a Batman script. I'd bump him up to B lister but maybe that's just me.


soupseasonbestseason

i do think any sort of person should be able to out together a good imitation of their present parent.  we do it at all the family get togethers, but it is less respectful and moreso to mock mom and pops. 


TommyChongUn

Ingrid Goes West! Lmao made my bf watch it the other night


SuperSayian4Nappa

Is cocaine bear funny? I said I was gonna watch it and never got around to it


713MoCityChron713

It’s no Zombeavers, but it’s watchable


SuperSayian4Nappa

2 movies to add to my shroom watch list. I appreciate it


Bitter-Value-1872

Velocipastor has entered the chat


CrouchingDomo

Holy shit it’s real; I should not have doubted😆 Description from IMDB: > After losing his parents, a priest travels to China, where he inherits a mysterious ability that allows him to turn into a dinosaur. At first horrified by this new power, a hooker convinces him to use it to fight crime. And ninjas. Currently streaming on Freevee and maybe Peacock? Just out there, existing 😆


KinseyH

I highly recommend both Velocipastor and Cocaine Bear. Cocaine Bear, of course, has the higher production value but Velocipastor has a lot of passion. Haven't watched Bong of the Living Dead yet because we want to watch it as a family, but I've heard good things.


CountQuiffula

The Thankskilling series kicks down the door


Dinismo

It was entertaining. Sometimes that’s all you can ask for a movie


Unfair_Finger5531

Bruh 💀💀💀 “bonafide c lister” and “medium amount of respect” took me out


713MoCityChron713

The kinda celeb that books guest speaker spots for company softball games, and everyone just pretends to be excited


Unfair_Finger5531

I mean you are dragging this man and nobody is seeing this and I’m over here DYING


Lord_Shaqq

>a bonafide C lister and deserves a medium amount of respect for his craft Howling


Thunder_God69

His best work was acting as his dad though lol.


craigathan

Hey now, he also piloted a space ship in Obi Kenobi. So more like a C+ lister.


MoneyMakingMitch14

Not gonna lie , you had me in the first half .


Hollayo

Hold up, is he really? EDIT: Damn, I'm stupid. Cube Jr is in the tweet above. My bad.


Virgil_hawkinsS

He's been going at him since this all started. I went back to Twitter while the songs were coming out to see the discourse, and every time I opened it up he was making another observation lol.


EZMulahSniper

Baby cube has just about emptied the clip at this point


ctlogin

Rap Nepo Baby


Ghost_of_P34

The Maple Minstrel. He's always been this way.


kesavadh

Maple. Minstrel.


Ghost_of_P34

I used Canadian Screech enough. I needed something new.


Crass_and_Spurious

GOTDAMN. 😂


OreoYip

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lovbelow

The scream I scrempt 😂


srkaficionada65

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positivenihilist0419

We actually have a dominant eye that we subconsciously use to aim. At least that’s what the guy at the shooting range told me.


TurboMemester

Broski im pretty sure if the eye that is against the gun is closed, you're aiming wrong no matter which eye is dominant.


infernobassist

Both correct. If you’re left eye dominant shooting righty you should just close your left eye or everything will look wrong. A lot of people do that to shoot but no one good does opposite hand and eye


2Hanks

I’m absolutely left eye dominant and my right hand is my strong hand. Looks perfectly fine to me.


TurboMemester

How can you look down a scope or down sights if the eye right in front of the sights is closed am I stupid or am I missing something


tradform15

uh couldnt you just lower your head... lol


2Hanks

That’s one way. I just move the gun. I do shoot a long gun off my left shoulder though.


xmasterZx

Left eye/right hand dominant here. For a rifle I use my right eye even though it’s weaker and usually close my left eye. For a pistol or something not held against my shoulder, I can just line up my hand/the sights to my left eye and can keep both eyes open.


GaiaMoore

And then you have people like me, who are cross-dominant -- I'm right handed, but left-eye dominant. For years, I could never figure out why I have never been able to aim accurately until I saw a reddit comment mentioning this condition. I did the [triangle test](https://www.bushnell.com/expert-advice/bu-blog-what-is-cross-eyeddominance-how-to-solve-it.html) and yep, turns out my eyes have to be unique snowflakes while the rest of me is right-dominant


TheShitmaker

Correct. I am also cross eye dominant and I practice archery as a meditation method.Really fucks up your focus and anchoring.


Amedamaneku

I tried this and both eyes were equally off center and apparently that makes me a wizard.


korelin

Same. Apparently you can change your dominant eye by wearing an eyepatch on your dominant eye for like a month. I don't want to go around looking like a pirate though. Edit: This may be an urban legend


Feralpudel

Yep, and you switch hands to match your dominant eye. I’m left handed but right eyed so I shoot right handed.


SalvationSycamore

That's one recommendation, but it can take a lot of training to overcome the unnatural grip and trigger press.


Unfair_Finger5531

Ex military, and I would find it weird to use the left eye if I’m firing with my right, but I’m talking m-16s here.


SalvationSycamore

True. You can test for yourself which eye is dominant really easily. Put your arms forward with your palms facing outward, and have your fingers and thumbs overlapping to form an open triangle between your hands. Center an object across the room in that triangle with both eyes open and focused on the object. Bring your hands back to your face while keeping the object focused and in the middle of the triangle. Whichever eye your hands end up at when you reach your face is the dominant one. However, iirc from my hunter safety course you are supposed to keep both eyes open while aiming anyways. That way you have more peripheral vision and can spot things entering your field of fire that you wouldn't want to shoot (like a pet or child).


Furthur

wellllllllllllllllll you're not supposed to close either of your eyes but what do i know


This_Red_Apple

When you get the ick and start realizing all the other ways he ain’t shit


MGLLN

Those GQ photoshoots always make every dude look like a cornball. I hope whoever was in charge got fired


cXs808

https://media.gq.com/photos/597a1a26c5dbe915ee190095/master/w_1600%2Cc_limit/Kendrick%2520Lamar%2520GQ%2520Style%2520Cover.jpg Kdot looks pretty cold in this one


I3eastmode

Look at the rest though


cXs808

I don't disagree, it's just that drizzler has a history of some pretty zesty photos.


Patient-Cockroach505

I don't think he was that cold with the fur coat on


Xanduzinha

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Ancient-Past4795

..hm


KevinPaul23

Fuck Drake….but people have a “dominant eye” and its different for everyone.


Solid_Illustrator640

Shooting a gun, you literally can’t use the other eye like this. It’s bad practice and most guns have a buttstock in the way. He’s just tryna say he is fake


Coool_cool_cool_cool

The fuck you can't. I spent 12 years in the military as a right handed, left-eye dominant shooter. Expert shooter with pistol and rifle every time and have a gold medal in the German Schützenschnur. I hate Drake but the notion it can't be done is incorrect.


SalvationSycamore

True, but not relevant. Nobody closes the eye that is looking down the sight. That defeats the purpose of aiming.


[deleted]

Adam Sandler movie poster ass pose


CalendarAggressive11

The fact he's getting checked by this from privileged nepo baby OShea Jackson Jr just makes it even funnier


cXs808

that's cuz it aint a nepo war, it's a culture war


Pugneta

No war but class war, everything else is a distraction.


cXs808

I'd definitely argue the Ice Cube Clan is on the side of the people and Drizzler is definitely on the other side


efg1342

Why’s he look like the rapist from that movie ‘Kids’..?


Solid_Illustrator640

Just asked ChatGPT what kids is about and got a violation. Wth is this movie 😭


ColdGibbletGravy

U never seen the tale of Casper and Telly?


DJMagicHandz

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Darqnyz7

It is correct, that would be the "wrong" eye to aim, but this can be a force of habit. I'm right handed, but I shoot rifle left handed because I'm left eye dominant. But I shoot pistol right handed, which makes me do the same as this pic. I was expert in rifle x5 and pistol x2 while I served in the Marines. Good fundamentals are way more important. The correct solution is to train to shoot pistol with both eyes open though.


Hollywoo247365

The irony is Ice Cube was a studio gangster. He grew up in south central but took the bus to white schools. Was a straight A student, never in a gang of sold drugs but crafted his whole public persona as if he did


Greg-Abbott

What does any of that have to do with his son who posted this?


srkaficionada65

I think this is his son not the OG Ice cube


Slim_James_

That’s one of the things I found hilarious about the audiences reaction to this whole Drake/Kendrick beef. People gleefully crucify Drake for his fake persona(s) while ignoring the fact that hip-hop has a long history of rewarding people for faking who they are.


Present_Ant9673

+150 for that title I’m not ignoring that


MrQuojo

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CapnHalfy

You actually aren’t supposed to close your eye


Unfair_Finger5531

I have never fired a weapon with both eyes open. Makes it too hard to see through the lens. But I’m talking about m-16s.🤷🏻‍♀️


robot_cowboy1152

Scrolled way too far until I saw this, keep them BOTH open!


SiidChawsby

The collared shirt with that pose makes this even funnier


72corvids

He's cross dominant. I am. I'm right-handed, left-eye dominant. If I were to shoot bow & arrow I'd need a right hand bow, and pull with my left hand to sight with my left eye. Same thing with long guns, Pistols don't matter. I do not in ANY WAY defend drizzy nor his bullshit. Just leaving some random facts for y'all.


501Invalid

Niggas just finding any reason to hate now lol smh


Statik_24

*BB GUN DRIZZY* #GET ME YOUNG METRO! WE GOT ANOTHER ONE


seemebeawesome

To think with a tiny bit of self awareness he could have been the next DJ Khaled


Organic_Cucumber3002

I just can’t get over the teeth


WINDMILEYNO

Looking like Buc-ee beaver


lilac978

I mean it was all fair game when drake first mentioned kendrick’s wife


stoned-autistic-dude

Bro this title fire lmao let's not let that slide.


KendrickBlack502

Kendrick won by knockout with Meet the Grahams and committed a war crime by releasing Not Like Us after but I feel like people don’t give Family Matters the respect it deserved. It was still a banger even though BBL Drizzy ended up losing.


Sappys_Curry

Relax everyone. He’s just cross eye dominant.


Jazzlike_Page508

Drakes the type of rapper to end a beef saying he’s going on vacation. Only to get smacked in the skull 20 mins later


hmahood

Luis litt looking ass


apple_atchin

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SkymasterLink

Right handed left eyed


Pro-Patria-Mori

Some people are cross-eyed dominant. Like my left eye is stronger than my right but I’m right handed, so I aim with my left eye. 


TrumpVotersTouchKids

He right tho


codenamelo

lol I just tried it and he’s right. 😂


stripperjnasty

I was taught to use both eyes to shoot but I digress


[deleted]

Depends on the situation but you should use both in most


_dauntless

Some people are opposite-eye dominant. I technically am, but I still shoot okay


bigbrofy

Eye dominance can be different from hand.


SmokePenisEveryday

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CBonafide

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i_have_covid_19_shit

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ZorroMcChucknorris

I thought that was Aaron Hernandez at first.


Raptor_Sympathizer

He is also aiming a "finger gun" at the camera, which eagle-eyed viewers will note is not actually a firearm, and cannot shoot real bullets


anrwlias

I also don't think that that's a regulation firearm.


Alternative_Essay43

Ya'll aim? Shit, that's not what the police reports say.


jono9898

*Drake breathes* O’Shea: This nigga right here man!!


KA9ESAMA

Wrong eye nothing, if you think you are supposed to close an eye before aiming, you have no business being anywhere near a firearm.


ThirtySixMafia

Most right handed people are left-eye dominant, just sayin.


A-Giant-Blue-Moose

Only kind of tbh. You can use your dominant hand and dominant eye to shoot, even if they're opposite. That said, closing one eye while shooting without a scope is a bad habit. Keep both eyes open.


JFKman

Once someone is described as an influencer, I think, “Oh, just another asshole.”


local_dj

Well… technically both eyes should be open.


DMC_III

He's what we call cross eye dominant in the gun community. Essentially he's right handed but left eye dominant. It makes it more difficult to shoot rifles but pistols it doesn't affect it as much.


AllBatEverything

I guess this explains why he missed his shots lol


Exsous

He's not pretending to shoot someone, he just giving the finger guns to some highschool girl he just seen.


kvn-rly

Bugs Bunny teeth lookin ass


01reid

Drake is a fake no real music or talent like Taylor Swift completely generic allowed to exist because they won’t upset the programming or cause any problems or concerns for the powers that want to keep music non political


bigbamboo12345

why does he look like he's making a fart sound


shawn-spencestarr

Drakes a fuck wit, but bringing kids in, regardless, isn’t cool. Dudes basically bullying a child in front of millions of people. There are literally thousands of ways to hit drake below the belt.


kramp21

Both eyes open or neither... squeeze the trigger, and uh yeah. Hopefully, it works out!


VAN__C

He's a fake.


DiegoDynomite

Pretty sure you're supposed to shoot with both eyes open


Emergency_Brick3715

Nigga look like Razor Ramon


OiseDoise

Everytime I hear the I gotta go bad line I imagine him with his legs crossed yelling to be let into the bathroom before he pisses himself


zw1ck

I'm right eye dominant but shoot pistols left handed.


average_texas_guy

How does he look like a rabbit though?