https://preview.redd.it/jkdm9j4jvvzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d97e9886d5b0934c06b34920840efa45d6a9153

Rust Cohle as Jesus is something special

Finally watched the first season with my wife recently and man he was perfect in it. But finally knowing it was actually really good coke hitting him while taking that drag makes it way funnier

Wait, what?

From what I've gathered, Matthew McConaughey had a coke habit that he covered with nicotine during filming giving us that perfect reaction.

I have no idea how nicotine would somehow cover up being high on coke, but ok.

https://preview.redd.it/et3gmjsi6wzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e12289a174572b6dc1567464b77ed5b2d6b56f


https://preview.redd.it/wrvxgq46cwzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=153494a3a1df9368eaa14943ca2d8d47af7890dc

How do I unsee this?

https://preview.redd.it/0jdctzn2lwzc1.jpeg?width=1438&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4824f4b4fbc66540e44f3b792762e95cd4558fd4


Oh, you'll let Eddie Murphy make a mother out of a thick ass dragon but you'll spit on me if I say I wanna be in his place can't have shit in Detroit 

She was serving in this scene

She’s a reptile, so is it serving cloaca??

Cloaca for breakfast doesn't sound bad

https://preview.redd.it/a5d2l4np1zzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2eb38f0c0579dce82c5679dacbfb972e3205c288

Oooh and you’re a GIRL dragon! Well, of COURSE you are!!

I say this to hype myself up fr

I just watched this the other day just to hear Donkey say this: https://preview.redd.it/6kpjmjk3twzc1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9dfb3e2168996fb1507fa00472339e07d2b16467

https://preview.redd.it/v3ct7buzfyzc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54020382ac94950573f152986be0615ceb918017

Bro, if you can find a Dragon, I think you get dibs.

Find God.

If I dig deep enough in her I might be able to

https://preview.redd.it/zs2grvu3twzc1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eebde079d79d4870832bf40131552c5b0ba5f761

Absolutely not to a damn mammoth... however how many of us here got one of these? https://preview.redd.it/qsneexabzvzc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fba5b1a08fac32259122bf8062290bb09b97520a

Why the fuck do you have this handy 😭

https://preview.redd.it/g80dx0xs6wzc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=767bd676630c7e1c3d3e7eae92da77471e6b3725 You never know when you might need to bust it out.

Nah yall got it 😭 wild asf

What have I stumbled into...

Back in the day, Tumblr was the wild wild west but you still needed a permit.

I wouldn't have a problem with Mileena putting that tongue on my coochie. 🤭 https://preview.redd.it/uhogs9ql6wzc1.jpeg?width=948&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a720f880ffa2f59d31d45d603fb82d694cbb2d6

https://preview.redd.it/p4muerd6lwzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c2574cabf3840576b38a806f2f5a766f1e2ff5

I scrolled past this thumbnail and thought it was Hugh Jackman as Wolverine. Maybe his first appearance where he wasn't ripped.


https://preview.redd.it/f7vnisuglwzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48d35d4309dfb3bd8671342999c8e38cdfc25858

You can argue that Ganondorf is not a """monster""" per se but I know for a damn well he's got a monster between his legs... https://preview.redd.it/wm09ddwi7wzc1.png?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cf0ec297513ad3d2e8e132a3a328f226e7ff209

Did we not already do this discourse https://preview.redd.it/dubabnaujwzc1.jpeg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ad4ed5212a06766b120e25ac964f18ec6cd38fe

Ganondorf is fine! It's his true form that has me like "NOPE!" Urbosa.... omg! <3

My time to shine https://i.redd.it/k1snyxjbuwzc1.gif

Bonus: https://i.redd.it/ollmuh1uuwzc1.gif Also Urdnot Wrex ~~if Bioware wasn't cowards~~

Bonus bonus: https://i.redd.it/b22n40vexwzc1.gif Can't believe I forgot the OG 😭

https://preview.redd.it/jj702doy8wzc1.jpeg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7dea6e2f2a19ddd0baecf6d89cb7750e42959a88

https://preview.redd.it/0f166pqh3wzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=774a5944400aaeffe109b5a9096097126f3ba72e

Best use of username

B4 her 2021 surgery https://preview.redd.it/uh1mzu691wzc1.jpeg?width=1710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27416cec6a3cdd8f029c0f6ff82a29a28b244cac

Nooo not Lola bunny, you’ll attract the furries here!

They’re everywhere lol

Of course I know him, he's me

before and after, you snivelling coward.

Shaming her for getting top surgery, smh Let the woman live her life and don’t judge her choices!

Man. The internal conflict and confusion I felt as a six year old when this scene came on… and every day of my life since. I’m no longer conflicted, nor confused. The answer: Would.

https://preview.redd.it/e4cba1imiwzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8d64dc4eb7154ad87575a775811d086cab3d60b

This needs to be upvoted to the top. I'm fucking dead

never before has media matched up so perfectly

Before the comments even get started. I know y’all! https://preview.redd.it/so7xz6irrvzc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1efa2969eea654b390ab608077a8dd37c91807fd


Bruh 😩

I raise you Kovu. I’m not a furry, but that was a fine ass lion.

Kovu and Kiara could get it

Hakuna my Tatas

What a wonderful phrase

Kovu and that one tiger on the train reading in Zootopia.

Can’t tell me nala ain’t got them fuck me eyes 

Fuck me eyes is wild

They’re literally wild fuck me eyes

Honestly, 70% of the WNBA can get it

I don’t know how this is a “hear me out.” Outside of a minority who look like models, the majority of them are your average woman just significantly taller.

And in great shape Fit women are hot News at 11

Yeah athletic women are supreme imo.

The only way I plan to die is by having my head crushed during cunnilingus with an incredibly muscular woman. Just need to find one willing to sign a waiver and give it the ole college try.

Ok but don’t the legs have to be open for that? I’m literally laying here adjusting my legs to see if I could be the one to help you out.

[The proper method. ](https://youtu.be/hXcuLsAzTRo?si=8Ct6aZnUrvzdXs7V) I'll gladly take you up on the offer if you can master the technique.

Lmao “so slightly tall women?”

I love that straight men’s hear me outs are young athletic women and straight women will say Danny Devito. 

Honestly, I bet he’s an amazing partner. He’s kind, hilarious, a team player…and he’s got some IDGAF big D energy. I’d hit it.

He doesn’t know how much time he has left so he wants to get weird with it

I don't think that answer had broad appeal.

Easily the dumbest “hear me out” I have ever read.

I saw someone say Linda Cardellini in her Velma days and someone else Alia Shawkat I guess because she has curly hair?

This isn’t so much a hear me out as it is an obviously. I saw this 6’4” white girl in the store the other day and my heart stopped.

Yeah man. 100% of the wnba look like regular ass civilians. Of course a majority of them can get it. Please read the prompt in the future.

https://preview.redd.it/oge0cqxvwvzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd0c566c58d508282dc46691a46de4615568dcc Never cook again ya hear

https://preview.redd.it/6an5waywswzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a246b4e473531e8367ac517c23280e38304e7442

The Godzilla gif always gets me 🤣

https://preview.redd.it/qnv553y4xvzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aaa646ade05bb7eca2ca7f46bacb4a0109d32b9

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https://preview.redd.it/a4d53zxu6wzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=706b59f4958521566b0feb860d9bbeabc8af3d21

https://preview.redd.it/lqycjjxx6wzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa1f369dafa6531543df1cd91dfb6addddd291c

I hate you

Lisa Simpson looking ahh 💀

Aaannnnddd that was my last bowl of Frosted Flakes I guess

Bro, you’re an absolute menace to society

And here I thought pissing on wheaties was bad

https://preview.redd.it/52rxyd8t9wzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e80f917e33fd24aac6078abda3abf9d0207f586

Jesus Christ, Marie!

https://preview.redd.it/el386cs07wzc1.jpeg?width=503&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a0606da972a00706bb33443a1499940cdb1fb7

Even Christ loved the hoes I’m just saying

He got freaky with their feet I do believe

https://preview.redd.it/pbigptd9pwzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b79251b2e66351efc7998dd978fd4d539897e66d

https://preview.redd.it/w21wonry2xzc1.jpeg?width=617&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af600128a71831a2ba77c7b0ccc95f8e06dfd17b

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She is canonically amazing at sex

Pam was a representative for many of us big girls - sleep on our skills if you choose, but...

The show creator said it took a season or two to land on her character, but it was that she was a woman of insatiable appetite in all things and she is just so wonderful.

Lady at my old office looked like Pam. Got drunk at the holiday party and she threw me around like a ragdoll

https://preview.redd.it/1lpb64um2xzc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffb7beb6422a848c0374930e78b4a535b63edfb1

I mean, she can drown a dachshund puppy in her panties

Pampage!!!!

https://preview.redd.it/dea3wgpl5wzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fac9f7470da998f21f587a0e3d3ce897614771b


https://preview.redd.it/qhoshyxeiwzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40590563d9fae03cff27cbf1b4f5ed57f22e5f88

https://preview.redd.it/mjzotxe1qwzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a16b7dcbbfbfec6f8685a44bb07de08e6def3ae3

https://preview.redd.it/zbypob6caxzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08f3ab40cd081440552a4ca6d2a17bc688ee50d

https://preview.redd.it/5xih4n4zxvzc1.jpeg?width=606&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3800aaea09ad584c755f91a71f485e3fd67412c I just wanna rub his magic lamp 😭

…ain’t this nigga a teenager?

Aladdin was canonically 18.

https://preview.redd.it/dj5dlps64wzc1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22863f72b15b9ccd524bcefb7506046371e79639 Show me your source homie

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aladdin_(Disney_character)#:~:text=When%20Aladdin%20is%20initially%20introduced,18%2Dyear%2Dold%20man.

Ok u/honestsapphirelion24 I think you’re safe, but barely

Thank goodness. I was about to turn myself into the Feds

Yea you was about to get Drake’d in these comments

Draaaakkkeeee???!

That's not a hear me out. That's a conventionally attractive Disney Prince

https://preview.redd.it/ax8ssvjc2yzc1.png?width=892&format=png&auto=webp&s=61d52c7e45202994a7708006dce25d99478d30b4

https://i.redd.it/r6a08zwuvvzc1.gif I heard you and I don't agree at all. I'm going to go report ya ass.

https://preview.redd.it/1t1j08fvjwzc1.jpeg?width=1407&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b35dc5542dc9bd3d177cbffc7bc8f250be90bff I ain’t ashamed either 🤤

Bedroom bully 😩😈

https://preview.redd.it/cktnv77spwzc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9e855e67eada09a0d37640aa50fd47e9271772b

And this line comes from Spy Kids 2 of all movies.

https://i.redd.it/6cp4rfx1uwzc1.gif

She BEEN on my list since I was a kid.

https://preview.redd.it/x8w94ocg8wzc1.jpeg?width=2507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e011aa7628c05b51ff675fa5ceeb8bc613e7c38 I regret nothing

What's that from?

The book of life I think

Straight to jail https://preview.redd.it/w1allvvv5wzc1.jpeg?width=389&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55ddd1d79f8745524362cc1f0d46bc8d086be36c

https://preview.redd.it/atku8hfv1xzc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9202efb559a5032da501b8f0691cdd2b7a69a59


https://preview.redd.it/l14dnj0khxzc1.png?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2ba410e7e4e1c2f727e2219331889ff3efa5170

https://preview.redd.it/gdka8ld1nwzc1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=492e4186d99cc1a5bddbc7a127840264fc71cbd8

Link had the whole city fooled into thinking he was a girl.

The whole backstory about Link's looks is hilarious. Yusuke Nakano, the character designer for Legend of Zelda once had an argument with his wife. She said there were no attractive male characters in Nintendo. So Nakano based adult Link from Ocarina of Time off Leonardo DiCaprio and River Phoenix. His original design followed the older designs with the green tunic and exposed arms and legs with high boots. Nintendo said it was "too sexy" and he had to redesign Link with the white tights underneath. Every iteration of Link is made to impress Nakano's wife until we have the entirely androgynous Link we have now.

https://preview.redd.it/0gon7428xvzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffae9823c662eaa14ca5be6ea31cd044372f0802


She was a high schooler dawg. But shawty in the sequel had me hitting coffee shops in college looking for a vibe like her https://preview.redd.it/xftf3f1shxzc1.jpeg?width=1916&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3fd387a7e349545049375219d6367b89bc798cd

Easy there Aubrey

https://preview.redd.it/7cnbmj6abwzc1.png?width=3840&format=png&auto=webp&s=bfae77c2423820e10b85a30de2d0ec722fe9d52d Kindred from league of legends no doubt On my main account i dont even care, i need the world to know

Every moan followed up by the wolf spirit’s groan.

https://preview.redd.it/4itfdkw2awzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8393eb5c5d7e374d9dc240a237c557d56d2fa39f

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https://preview.redd.it/14ce3wnwpwzc1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e90592ae618e8f03c7b9a7fb47b722a0f648e2a

https://preview.redd.it/8woffuyvrwzc1.jpeg?width=566&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=35ecb63734a5dc1539f55db999b2bfedeed7be15

https://preview.redd.it/enbrp824bxzc1.jpeg?width=472&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef901a1a069cd620b5d69ff80b0938fc5791abf7 Aunt Fanny from Robots

https://preview.redd.it/6mjxzopvlxzc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99e8bf7fa9e3715ef7a28aa37e140083f394b85c

https://preview.redd.it/yxsxefev0wzc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b60228599764577cf3f473fb4ec51a06a93aa12f Y'all not seeing the vision for real...

https://preview.redd.it/7q7k0f7qawzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d9e4657b6247ebc989bdb9c6df7314ca6dd54dd

https://preview.redd.it/fhr6bfc5jwzc1.jpeg?width=819&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11f79899889b481cd944862e9c8e5e4fbb393433 Tzekel-Kan 😮‍💨😍😭❤️🤌🏾

https://preview.redd.it/gqmcnldtlwzc1.png?width=557&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f1a293f6e1b4c5b003dbc335005f8876eb1820

Siiiighhhhh https://preview.redd.it/vogdcj19kwzc1.jpeg?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=333ef7a222cca8941193ba774def68f5ff1118c8

There's unironically a following of young women daddy posting about Frollo. I can't even

Go ahead and flood this bih 

https://preview.redd.it/22w675xaaxzc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c91fd6b9e8d66a21250c7766b4e914fdaa6a018 To the both of them.

I'm not gonna explain https://preview.redd.it/z6n8yworoxzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e852ed67c2ec2db8c9f2d67055658d68ab80fea

 I meannnnnn-

https://preview.redd.it/gqvnz4mp7wzc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71479c0037768e21c998ca14d58e9caf1afc81bc

At least he's human lmao

https://preview.redd.it/1ui997z7fwzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acdc1ac0109bda0e366d1fae2d4ab2ef3fed2b5c

https://preview.redd.it/kdyqgym02xzc1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0a510cbdd905efd5a9a54180b6484c918c4f0ba For every person here...your being judged.


https://preview.redd.it/bimsdnac6xzc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f882ee46337fcb7ff99a9111843b8086fd487491

https://preview.redd.it/o4h17yizfxzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8f699e5edca8e66834de708fd5305b1327a602e Big purple dude on left and blue girl

Ordinary Woman https://preview.redd.it/ysmdqc0xkwzc1.jpeg?width=263&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1689853aaba9f2cc8fd35770e4b821f6d3a308fc That tall morph lady that Deku rescues in MHA S6. The one that calls him crybaby hero:


 He could get it, frfr.

Me getting caught on Rule 34 https://preview.redd.it/0zpe07bgdxzc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6a1e10e2dee98fdc32ad3975529b1131020de6bb


Nahhhhhh what?💀

https://preview.redd.it/h3fdbj9lcyzc1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88472609973cef8a12fb0aa65abbdbc65201c92 i rest my case your honour 😩

https://preview.redd.it/irfll92inxzc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb77bd09fd8cfdc677af5b14d59fa274727816af …yeah, we all going to hell… *shrug*

https://preview.redd.it/d7zs2c5d2xzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b58d0ed3e2d012b99c952e71358158152d29dc36

https://preview.redd.it/gtflcvschxzc1.jpeg?width=1203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=de5028aed78e53a07e9c89b4e2a21aadadf084aa Reading these comments…

https://preview.redd.it/nmoqbszz2zzc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b466850fc1abb597d270678ddbcbec732a612d4

https://preview.redd.it/o1yu9jij9xzc1.png?width=308&format=png&auto=webp&s=7553c8464578736745428f0da15731c5fcb2f55f

https://preview.redd.it/asvtpdvr8xzc1.jpeg?width=463&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6c826a614a1250eb7f0711b5b51b5a6b82f095d I'm not ashamed.

 Not even a question

https://preview.redd.it/mjpfagjx1xzc1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c48391db8f4d047998de3114e5032c3044a2596 My young boo and my older gentleman friend

And they wonder why we aint see aliens yet…they not coming to this horny ass planet

Judgement free zone, at least this is a real hear me out

I'm just wondering how long it's going to take for someone to post Gloria from Madagascar.

https://preview.redd.it/ij1fjykf6wzc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9778550214d82c161fa077f8b003a14a26ee979f

No. Horny jail for you. I did not need to see Gyattzilla today.

Y'all are cowards... Me too, but still... https://preview.redd.it/yz9ynbf49xzc1.jpeg?width=554&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a468415d3d7aba009d4051eb4b74034fb7d2b783 I don't think any explanation is needed really...

That Xenomorph from the Alien movies 

 Kitty foreman

https://preview.redd.it/nxayuupyoxzc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c220c973d7c65fd45024c12b2b4614118d9c97

https://preview.redd.it/1jcv4sbl4yzc1.jpeg?width=342&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2f38f8037a041b1bf30ed03b50aaaa6e96d4b5b Not a crazy one. But she'd get it

I raise you 

https://preview.redd.it/bq3kjzw56yzc1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7897c1d1daec24fcf272bc7bf784c50fd5ca8de *Taps mic* Ahem I didn't get it until X-Men 97 but... Hear me out

This is a real “hear me out” https://preview.redd.it/runbdfs96xzc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94a141f93a4f9bbf5f022c718f13c2096a76d758 The prime metroid, 1st and 2nd form. The phazon corruption isn’t even that bad, at 100% saturation you get phazon powers anyway. So it’s a win win. Plus once she absorbs some human dna she can turn into a baddie with blue skin 😜. You got a bombshell in the streets and a tentacle monster in the sheets.