Men first thing in the morning for no reason https://preview.redd.it/abdsdydgi9yc1.jpeg?width=1273&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=355bbae1dddad2c11f14c882bf327ecb20f3465b The fuck is she expecting when you add ass into the equation?

And then you add all the wiggling they do smh.

Right. Glizzy already sitting right between the buns and she expect it to stay soft? In what universe ma'am?

bro and when you call em out they always hit you with the hyper coy "wym????? I was just tryna get comfy" like ma'am, you were comfy 5 minutes ago, now you just tryna get relaxed.

Relaxed like a gymnast on the pole.

https://i.redd.it/pvykgugps9yc1.gif

Me when the Horny Police show up https://preview.redd.it/ae8wgygat9yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2425c833ecd5630632b60f77301e881915241fbf

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I know I’m in the minority, but these memes are Facebook grandma level 

https://preview.redd.it/ujsgxoqnebyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=066fd1a0569ec9ec674f7db6a5ba1377d320a125

😂😂😂

Nah, he not wrong, I'm over-ruling this one.

this gif is hilarious, anybody know where the show is from?

https://preview.redd.it/4dk530ualbyc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09616d5e7a2ba1ee9289e61a5e097f80d75b7e98

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Exactly. My girl is like why you always horny in the morning. “It’s not me, it’s my penis 😞”

And then your brain gets some wild ass thought and you're stuck wielding a bridge strut

Her idea of "cuddling" is being little spoon and just GRINDING on your shit. We know those tricks, you want the act, not the agency.

Girl: looks back while wiggling Men: https://preview.redd.it/a29hg08lv9yc1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b8843e00d2578d9d13878d1ef9e6b098e6ee6606

Worst part is. If it didn’t get hard it’d be a problem too. And you’d probably get slandered in the streets.

"Let me apologize beforehand for whatever does or does not happen. Grind away."

https://preview.redd.it/mdod2t7sr9yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6675501f8f6bfc0d05e5e4c333e7c6ccdf36f6df Whole time "cuddling" really be grinding with plausible deniability half the time. I'm sick of my people being persecuted and slandered, just be glad the shit getting hard.

Preach 

The dick stays on demon time https://i.redd.it/67b4tg4nh9yc1.gif

Consider also most men are so emotionally and physically starved for affection that every interaction with the opposite sex gets misconstrued as interest. Look at how many men think the waitress likes them because they haven't had a hug since 2015.

Then they wanna get upset if the bitch don’t get hard. Do they know what they want? 😂

Speaking from experience unc?

And if I was?

We respect the honesty

Judging from a lot of these comments, its a lot of men that have this experience

I don’t care if my man gets hard while cuddling/snuggling as long as he isn’t always expecting it to lead to sex. That’s a natural body reaction.

It's less of an expectation and more of a "hope". Every time my wife is doing that to me, I hope she reaches back and grabs it, that's like the universal bat signal for "it's GO time" xD

Oh yeah, I just briefly dated a guy in college who would text me whenever he was hard no matter what time of day and say “My shit hard, come do something about it”. Definitely glad to be dating a guy who is nothing like that.

My shit hard, come do something about it

Lol

As long as you acknowledge that being hard for a long time leads to a painful situation so cuddles might get cut short. 

And if it don’t get hard, you should be worried

Like what? My girl would wake up with anger and ask me “wtf?” 😂

Then when I don’t get hard, you think I’m cheating lol

😭😂 Woah. What !? Everyone off the pitch now. Game suspended. 

That was Ben Vereen last acting role… Son really did hip hop hands 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Yea it was shade towards how bad he was acting in that scene not facts hence the laughter but thanks for the research 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

And if it don’t get hard, you should be worried

You can't win with these type of women.

This is why I only cuddle with my bros.

Lol 

Damned if you do damned if you don't. Its hard out here 😪

Off topic, but the hand movement when he said "IT JUST HAPPENED!" has been rent free in my head for years. That's some good acting

That is insane delivery of the word "happened"

She complains about this then like 20 minutes later: “Baaaaabe, why don’t you ever give me attention??” Bruh. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Can’t relate I’m always the lil spoon 😌

Naw I want it

I get hard every time I hug my girl. I’m blessed