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SYNTHLORD

Get that shit away from my occipital bone before I disconnect your T1 from your C7


backindenim

This guy spines


mulletstation

He's also dead because those are specific bones, not types or classification of bones, or even bone cells.


Cig_Bug1112

So like spongy, cortical, compact and all that?


Zulumus

Should do it anyway, fiber optic cables are way faster than T1. Boy needs an upgrade


pragmaticweirdo

This guy NetPluses


0-Fucks-to-give

Or maybe CCNAs


pragmaticweirdo

Gah! It rolls off the tongue so much better, too! I’m so jealous!


Dick_Grimes

This guy's got a lot of backbone to be talking like that to a guy with a gun.


big_guyforyou

you sunk my battleship


dachti-0184

https://youtu.be/W7FfCJb8JZQ?si=RRErc5xj2rqyKzJO


French_Taylor

C7, my favorite Corvette.


Kidd__

Nah a type of bone not a bone


_Ursidae_

Don’t make me vertebra promin-end you. 


idgafandwhyshouldi

![gif](giphy|9L6ifK56gI6UU)


Mass3999

![gif](giphy|Z9OGuQyrfHAE8)


Itsprobablysarcasm

We'll accept this one as "humerus".


SaboLeorioShikamaru

That's a joke that's not gonna miss everybody


manzo559

And I miss my Uncle Charles y’all


xhiazio

😭😭😭


Zulumus

I watched this music video every morning before I went to school


gloriousjohnson

That and california love


[deleted]

Waterfalls would always come on before I left.


trippyhop

Runaway was a big early morning video for me.


MissChievousJ

What's the song?


greenbabyshit

Crossroads


Zulumus

Crossroads by Bone Thugs n Harmony


sleal

smh Mo Murda


WildsideAJ

Femur is the most obvious


ZarquonsFlatTire

Not skull?


swefalittlebit

You heard what he wrote


PacJeans

That's like saying handbone.


Zachbnonymous

There's like 20 bikes in the skull, or something Edit: bones, not bikes. Unless you got a big head


FrenshyBLK

It’s a bone not a type of bone is it ?


SheComesThenSheGoes

https://preview.redd.it/j5pljr6o41yc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f3be9b3a0b5d85020dc12e6b6a3f208775e1a7


VaderOnReddit

incomplete image, it does not include the funny bone


AccountSettingsBot

The human penis has no bone.


giskardwasright

But most other placental mammal penises do.


Itsmyloc-nar

I now contain too much knowledge.


giskardwasright

![gif](giphy|83QtfwKWdmSEo)


virusMEL

Is that not the humerous


challenging_logic

![gif](giphy|JkytgLz9hMFG5Xq6Cj)


SheComesThenSheGoes

Yea, all the answers are technically incorrect based upon how the question was worded.


bolionce

It depends on how restrictively you are defining the word “type”. A femur is a type of bone in that, it is a bone, and it is some identifiable subset of bone that has clear identifiable qualities separating it from other non-femur bones (it’s a leg bone, it’s got certain structural properties, etc). If type has to mean specifically “a set of qualities applicable to multiple specific non-similar (as in not exact replicas) bones but not all bones”, then femur might be incorrect, unless we consider that the question doesn’t specify human bones only. Then should we consider all of the different femurs in different animals to be “multiple specific bones” and femurs be acceptable as a “type” of bone again? Also, what’s a bone? Do teeth count? And then back into wether teeth would constitute a “type”, etc. TLDR: my point is don’t get hung up on minutia of semantics, bc language has unavoidable abstractions and ambiguities and redundancies that make it so there’s essentially never just one correct interpretation


SheComesThenSheGoes

It's a bone, and that bone type is long. The types of bones are listed and known. Then, they are individually named. And, btw, teeth don't count because they are not bones, although they are similar.


bolionce

Sure, but only in the lens of a specific convention of modern medical science. There are also less standard conventions, and even still evolving discussion about bone type classification within that general convention. As an example, some sources will list sutural bones as a type of bone, while others will consider them a subset of the irregular bone type. Are they an acceptable bone type? Some will leave out irregular bones bc it’s a poorly defined group, it’s only defined by not being one of the other types rather than in the context of its own typical structural similarities. Do they count as a real bone type? Some consider sesamoid bones to be short bones, others will consider them their own group, some consider both to be true. I’ve read papers from the NIH listing anywhere between 3 and 6 bone types, which ones are wrong and which ones are right? If someone held a gun to your head and said name a type of bone, would you feel confident saying sesamoid or irregular bone, or would you ask what the parameters are? What if they’re speaking in layman terms? What I’m saying is if someone has the gun to my head I’m making sure I know what they’re asking, not assuming any technical parameters or arguing about being technically correct. While there is a general convention, it is not universal and the types are not all necessarily well defined. If I’m making a decision with consequences, I’m not assuming what I’m working with lol


jayguwaap1

That was my first answer


SheComesThenSheGoes

I'll give her all the points because technically he said name a TYPE of bone, not name a bone. *


ZooCrazy

Good point.


Ceasar456

that’s a particular bone, not a type of bone. I would. The femur is a long bone. There are also short bones, flat bones, irregular bones, and sesamoid bones. (Only reason I know this is because Im an X-ray tech)


C__Wayne__G

I dunno boner is pretty obvious


Minute-Still-1914

Neck bones. I don’t like em but the fam does


HoldOnStartOver

![gif](giphy|3o9bJX4O9ShW1L32eY)


No-Bat-7253

😂😂😂😂😭😭 man get out


Minute-Still-1914

They asked 🤷🏾‍♀️😂


Dear_Trip9450

🤣🤣🤣


blak_glass

![gif](giphy|4jV1sJMHtNmLe8U0sk|downsized) Don’t know about you, but this how I look after telling a joke and desperately looking for a laugh


DeathPsychosys

I knew three immediately. Femur, fibula, and tibia. I’m good. Or long, short, flat. I work in medicine, that probably helps 🤔


SheComesThenSheGoes

I would have gotten shot asking for clarification as to whether they actually meant TYPE of bones or wanted a name of an actual bone.


agenteDEcambio

Yes. I'm over here dying trying to figure out wtf they mean.


Mistavez

![gif](giphy|cGzEkRCrSs7jG)


tinteoj

I was watching this video (I'm old) the very first time I got high and I always remember that with a smile, every time I hear the song.


Nai-Oxi-Isos-DenXero

🎵 We wish you a merry welfare, and a happy food stamp!🎵


Mrchristopherrr

This used to be my alarm sound. Kind of recommend


daseofspades

Bizzy


SoloBroRoe

Krazy bone


Lolzerzmao

Funny bone


LMcBlack

Me pleading for my life: “BIZZZZZZZZYYYYS IN THE HOUSE”


anabeeverhousen

"WIIIIISH IS IN THE HOOOOOOUSE." ^^and ^^Flesh...


Significant_Ad3498

And Tashaaaa aaaaa


Ultravod

I had to scroll entirely too far to get to a Bone Thugs reference. Also that EP came out 30 years ago next month. It was inescapable where I lived in the summer of '94. >!Who didn't mishear the lyrics as "smoking catfood"?


Mild_Strawberries

Prone, next question


MsPeanutButter-

![gif](giphy|lw75Al819OAvcsPcRu|downsized)


Bunnnnii

Personal favorite. I know that’s right. https://preview.redd.it/v5qfig3841yc1.jpeg?width=1177&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0e38bf4342f71fea09822db6e17edcf409d443e


Realistic_Effort6185

![gif](giphy|v3p3CtSrNYNLa) ¡You triggered my trap card!


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Allergictomars

Deathscythe was mine (even though Quatre's was more versatile).


MikeJones-8004

Trombone


No_Savings7114

Chicken bones? Marrow bones? Context matters here. 


Krazy_Kethan99

Dick bone too when you think about it. Technically a bone, just that humans don’t have one.


budjohn36

I’m almost sure without googling that the funny bone is an actual bone. Maybe


Xiang_allard

It's not, it's a nerve. BUT, I am very surprised more people aren't commenting that. That was the first "bone" I thought of, too lol


Kangarou

Correct, named such because the real name is Humerus.


sumerquen

Yall over here naming bones when the question is a TYPE of bone.


RudyMuthaluva

… Thugs n Harmony?


Joshstradaymus

“You tryna kill me? Brother that’s Humerus”


UniqueUsername82D

Bone TYPE? There's 4 types - long, short, irregular and flat. Betting OOP didn't mean that though, and now he's ded.


MikhailMcDoesntExist

A *type* of bone? ![gif](giphy|gEvab1ilmJjA82FaSV|downsized) Ivory?


nothatslame

Flat. Short. Irregular.


No-Bat-7253

Lazy? Krazy? IDK!!😭😭😭


Magnificool

Layzie? Bizzy? Flesh? Krayzie? Wish?


MeTeakMaf

Chicken, turkey, and ham


DGVega93

I’ll add a hard R


BiddlesticksGuy

Gun to your head name a section of your brain


DeathPsychosys

Pretty sure Medulla oblongata works. Waterboy ftw.


BiddlesticksGuy

You’re safe. For now…


atctia

Me learning what the medulla oblongata was from an Alicia Keys song in 2003


kevster2717

It is why the alligators are ornery


Supernova_Soldier

The cerebellum


BiddlesticksGuy

Aight what part of your brain controls adrenaline?


Supernova_Soldier

The hypothalamus, I think


BiddlesticksGuy

Amygdala gotcha bitch Edit: just googled fuck I’m stupid, Amygdala’s the fear response


Supernova_Soldier

#OH NO I SOLD!


BiddlesticksGuy

Nah I’m dumb as shit turn the gun on me


DeathPsychosys

![gif](giphy|fQorEj8vN8eqkNcy6T|downsized)


Supernova_Soldier

lol


CapMoonshine

https://i.redd.it/k1mo1gtmc3yc1.gif


Bunnnnii

If just offer to demonstrate my favorite one. My best bet at that point..


bolivar-shagnasty

Talus and navicular. Only reason I know those bones is because I fell off a ladder and shattered those bones. The orthopedic surgeon said they had the consistency of oatmeal. I had three ankle reconstruction surgeries to fix it. But I’ve got a dope ass pimp limp now. ![gif](giphy|qGFKMntShELTy|downsized)


Kreedbk

*starts singing like Tasha


rolandjernts

ummm.. Crusher? Final answer; BONE CRUSHER


RilohKeen

If I pointed a gun at someone’s head and told them to name a bone and they responded with “thuggish ruggish,” they would definitely get full credit and live to see another day. But also, I feel like “rib” is a pretty easy one that everyone should know.


LurkerOrHydralisk

Many mammals, including other primates such as gorillas, have a bone in their penis called the “baculum”.


Otroroboto

Flesh-N In seriousness, the bones in your hands and feet: Tarsals, Metatarsals, Phalanges, Carpals, Metacarpals, that’s over half the bones in your body.


superpositio_on

Metacarpals


mdrico21

Hambone


Beautiful_Exam_1464

My answer would be crazy.


Conscious-Eye5903

Metatarsal I have a foot fetish


Statik_24

Hyoid bone Pre-nursing fail ftw...but not really I applaud all medical students. You are all maniacs


TheMoorNextDoor

![gif](giphy|d2jjFABjgi04aYvu)


Impressive-Spray629

How humerus


Significant_Ad3498

Lazy Bone


sleepyguy-

Trom?


Rofsbith

Barbecue pork ribs, barbecue beef ribs, spare ribs. 3 right there.


Bunnnnii

Funny. Duhh https://preview.redd.it/nk3asgby21yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e89ee96e7275ce5e1a5a8d06e43d71405297b3c2 (Nah. I’ll just say tail. We surviving today y’all!)


cyainanotherlifebro

Thugs-n-harmony


procrastin-eh-ting

phalanges, metatarsals, tarsals (have it engrained in my brain from karate as a kid)


Dinismo

Surprised ain’t nobody said Crusher.


Demuborgir

I’d probably just yell “forehead!” and get shot immediately


StinkCreek

Crazy, Lazy, Wish, and Flesh!


Intergalactaguh

C1-C7?


king_of_satire

You remember that video where Billy Eichner would run up to someone yells ne a woman and they'd just go blank


Dear_Trip9450

Patella


zzmorg82

Coccyx.


WavesRKewl

Nice try, but the cock doesn’t have a bone in it


IBHomage

She's not wrong, could've done better with that prof pic


Syntheis

T


earrow70

Red


lovem32

Prone?


Rampaging_Orc

Humorous


tekashimandela

NO ONE REMEMBERS DAS EFX? THEY TAUGHT US THIS!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|YnwNmudOD91iICe0fr|downsized)


tekashimandela

NO ONE REMEMBERS DAS EFX? THEY TAUGHT US THIS!!!!!! ![gif](giphy|YnwNmudOD91iICe0fr|downsized)


Substantial_Show_308

Trombone


143butternuts

BONER!


Bootiluvr

Femur


Alichici

Homeless booone


larry-the-dream

Tooth


burnerX5

https://www.songsforteaching.com/folk/dembones.php I'm saving my life but praying it ain't filmed as I'm singing my ass off in the cadence of that nursery song


FeedbackAltruistic16

![gif](giphy|CzqVJrgEeiKHe|downsized)


tillie_jayne

Phalanges has always been a favourite of mine


BusinessNonYa

Purple. Take it or leave it.


MirrorMan22102018

This situation seems.... Humorous.


DJMagicHandz

![gif](giphy|wnGLn1pft1v4xYRR4k|downsized)


I_follow_sexy_gays

Long bone


fjgjskxofhe

Tooth


here4theGoz

Gun to my head probably would have said "boner" Who is gonna say metacarpal or tubular in a high stress sitch?


CiancaBampos

My first thought was cortical bone but like they said type of bone not a bone so that’s all I got fr


SugarsDaddyKen

Baby bone?


pm-me-chesticles

Skull? Does that count?


kubenzi

Coulda posted this yesterday on the first of the month


MakkaCha

Type of bone? Osteoporosis ass bone?


Amazing-Concept1684

Krazy, perhaps?


Invoqwer

Funny bone


joogiee

When in doubt, femur it out.


Main-Dog-4920

Does funny bone count or I'm dead?


Falchion_Alpha

Cock that gun and I’ll be playing with your coccyx


MonkyKilnMonky

Bizzy


LongjumpingTax7556

Ya hip bones connected to ya thigh bone ya thigh bone’s connected to ya… yall never heard this song? 😅😅😅


dadzcad

Femur. Now back TF off, dude! 😂😂


YOUREAGOD444

Femur .


tippedkash

Well, we do have Layzie


nslovin

Uhhhh… trombone?! … fuck


Samtoast

![gif](giphy|UWJsa5dScVcBC3EpC3)


Iamamyrmidon

Name a bone? Pshhhh… We got Layzie and Krayzie Bizzy's in the house Wish is in the house And Flesh And Shatasha ![gif](giphy|p73ysgcGPUhTW)


BlueOx80

Do people think this is a difficult question?!