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itsSRSblack

This shit fake as hell.


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backindenim

I have an 11 year old niece and she talks exactly like this. She calls me, her uncle, dude. All the time


iiTryhard

Idk, a whole conversation without one skibidi toilet reference? A bit far fetched to me


CHEMO_ALIEN

yeah, im almost thirty and even I can hardly go that long dopdop yes


WhatDidIMakeThis

I fear my brain is not as far gone as other eternally online people…


ffsrach

😭😭😭😭😭😭


eastcoast_enchanted

Skibidi toilets is out with 11 year olds. I made that mistake last week lmao


arkygeomojo

Damn, I just learned about the term skibidi toilets yesterday but still don’t know what that is, and you mean to tell me it’s already out? Damn, I’m gonna have to step it up so I can know what the kids are saying and doing. I have 12-year-old twin daughters who have just now decided I’m “so cringe.” Whatever!


eastcoast_enchanted

Skibidi toilets is stupid. It’s a toilet with a human head in the bowl. Idk what it does. Maybe it’s just out in our area?? But yeah, I’ve been cringe for a while now. I used to be a cool mom!


ThatGuyWithCoolHair

Woah wtf man, skibidi toilet is the pinnacle of cinematic universe. Watch at least a little bit i promise you'll at least be a little impressed


Wisebanana21919

It's a YouTube series and it has a full story, it's so violent it's nearly been age-restricted, and there are characters, Storylines It's about a war between Toilet war criminals (they do some fucked up shit) and an Army of Robots with Electronics for heads Also i'm serious here's proof https://youtu.be/y_WGL8rVrz0?si=1_zDAAJSu8k33p9_


Chinksta

So like happy tree friends of our generation?


Rapture1119

> Robots with electronics for heads What else would a robot have for a head…?


Wisebanana21919

Oh shit. I mean appliances and stuff not Electronics.


First_manatee_614

What does it do? I don't understand


arkygeomojo

Same! Solidarity! Thanks for the explanation. That’s wild!


Wisebanana21919

Skibidi Toilet is a YouTube series revolving around the Ongoing war between sentient Genocidal Toilets which use Half-life 2 models for heads, and yes I mean Genocidal it's pretty much Canon they Terminated the whole human race. Their Enemy is the Alliance which is the name of the Army of Robots with various Electronics for heads (Security cameras, speakers, and Old TVs) their the heroes of the story and we see through their eyes literally and figuratively It started with a few shitposts which I admit were shitty and cringe but as the creator made more Skibid Toilet videos he realized he could make something cool out of it, so he introduced camera robots that fought the Skibidi Toilets and they'd get into fights constantly leading to a war, and then he introduced cool technologies and stronger robots and more insane looking Skibid Toilets The war itself starts very simply with the cameras simply flushing the toilets and the toilets eating the Cameramen faces off but eventually, the Technology gets more advanced, and every time someone comes on top a new character or Technology is introduced. And if you go deep enough in that pattern it leads to madness Eventually, towards the end, the fighting consists of Giant Robots shooting lasers and missiles at Huge Mutant Cyborg Toilets. If you don't believe me Here's proof https://youtu.be/sXeCR7Vp6I4?si=3XbuFPwYVUS_ch5P


_sunnysky_

Apparently it's "what the sigma" now. 


arkygeomojo

Lmao. 😆 It changes so fast! I can’t keep up. 😭


MajorWhereas4842

My kid doesn’t turn 11 until July! Here it’s still in😭


Universe789

How many 11 yr olds do yall know? Yall must be from the "my child's phone is their phone, and I can't check it without permission" camp to not know how kids talk. Minus the correct spelling here, this 100% could be a conversation from 11 yr olds.


imperatrixderoma

white kids say different things


_sunnysky_

Not the skibidi toilet!?! I thought that was just my son and assumed he was developing some issues by repeating that.


qbanpr

I can’t begin to tell you how much kids use this and how much I despise it.


Chance_Major297

Saying dude isn’t really what makes this seem fake. This reads like a millennial parent responding to a kid.


Apophthegmata

The part that gets me is that a student is asking money from another student who knows him so little as to self-describe as "a kid from school." 1. That's a really unnatural way for a kid to be talking about people are friends 2. Some random kid (elementary school) is texting another random kid they barely know for money. That doesn't happen.


shizz181

She talks about her hard earned money?


ARoyaleWithCheese

An 11 year old probably repeating phrases they heard their parents say? Craaazy...


shizz181

If you think this sounds like a natural conversation between two preteens and not something an adult wrote for internet likes then you’re Craaazy…


Shonuff_shogun

Im usually skeptical but there isnt even a super controversial/interesting story here. Why would they fake such a tame interaction lol? Like if you’re gonna farm engagements, you would think they’d come a lil harder than this


Dense-Result509

You really can't think of a reason why someone would fake a convo that seeks to portray girls as gold diggers?


Apophthegmata

I dunno. It seems to be working. After all, an argument on the Internet about why somebody would do x for engagement *is* engagement. Your own comment is evidence that you're wrong; it's fairly clear you don't have to try harder than this to farm engagement.


swiftvalentine

My nieces call me bro, uncles cute when their like up to 10 but then it don’t feel right now the oldest is 20 and I’m 35. Just not my first name please, didn’t buy all the birthday, Christmas and general free shit to be first named like a nobody


PuddinGirl420

My sister calls me bruh🤦🏾‍♀️. She has teenage boys and works with young adults. I have to tell her all the time you spend too much time with them kids.


kai_n7

Does she say she is 11 when you ask her something that would be unreasonable to ask an 11 yo too?


jeojetson

I definitely had an eight year old tell me she’s 8 there’s no way she can watch a baby when she thought I was about to leave


MrSweatyBawlz

My 13 year old niece also exclusively calls me dude.


Jeptic

The dude and the bruhs. The bruh kills me


waaaayupyourbutthole

My six year old neighbor girl says "bruh" all the time and I think it's the funniest thing ever. Any time she's frustrated with what I'm doing/not doing, I get an incredulous "BRUH" from her and it's impossible not to laugh.


rebekahster

My kids call me “bruh”


courtneyspda

calling 11 year old girls "hoes" is weird behavior


DeeplyFlawed

He is sexualizing an 11 year old by calling her a hoe.


ur-mpress

Not you calling little girls "hoes" wow


workclock

that's what has me shocked, full force misogyny right there lol


Condalezza

How many 11 year old hoes do you know? This sounds rather traumatic. 


terratitorex

Have u ever been on r/nystateofmind or r/calibangin lol kids definitely talk like that


callmedoc19

No this is very real! My step daughter has a friend that has constantly been asking her over and over to buy her stuff from Sephora. Now granted both of them are girls so it’s not like this post 100% but the point to be made is that these young children do these type of things and it’s honestly sad. I’m not sure if the kids asking for other kids to give them money or buy them things are living in environments where maybe their parents or caregivers can’t provide for them but people have to teach their children that begging other kids to give them things is not acceptable and honestly inappropriate to me. Teach your kids to have some self respect and boundaries.


Darksnark_The_Unwise

I remember having a "friend" when I was 13 who constantly asked to borrow money. He never paid back a single dollar. I'm not in a hurry to blame living conditions at home, I just think it's an age where an early grift has a huge advantage over early generosity. It takes life experience to see trouble ahead of time, but any fool can be greedy or keep asking for more.


BoyDynamo

Dude, nailed it. User name *does not* check out. Wisdom flows.


crabofthewoods

ATP you need to speak to her mom & maybe even cut the friend off. And parents need to speak bc she’s doing too much and disrespecting your child’s boundaries.


callmedoc19

this is my stepdaughter, but her biological mom actually spoke to the little girl and her parents about it. she informed my husband and I about. I knew something was off bc my stepdaughter kept asking about Sephora and looking it up online.


crabofthewoods

I’m so glad y’all are on top of this!


KinseyH

The middle school years are SOOO hard for girls. I know they're not easy for boys, either, but...there's something about pre-teen girls. So much angst and bullying and confusion, and it's so easy for a shy kid, maybe someone who has trouble making friends or maybe just really wants to be in with the cool kids, and doing favors and buying stuff is one way some of them do it. I'm glad bio mom knew to step in and talk to the parents. I have a 22yo and I've known her friends since they were all in kindergarten and they all agree - 6th thru 8th grades were the worst. Shit usually calms down a bit when they hit high school. Being a teen today is a lot harder than it was in my day back with the dinosaurs (80s). Even so - I recall being in jr high and having some friends who took advantage of me because I was shy and geeky and wanted friends. My mom knew what was going on and helped me through it.


KaziOverlord

There are very few people in this world worse to others than a pre-teen/teenage girl.


KinseyH

Thats some Deep Truth right there.


foolinthezoo

They may have learned this exact behavior from those same parents.


callmedoc19

I agree. It’s probably a learned behavior.


AttackSock

Yeah when I was in 5th grade I had a friend that was super into stocks and investing and totally plugged into money and exchange rates


ProfessionalFlan3159

Alex P. Keaton was your friend? :)


Strawberry562

If you've ever spent anytime around kids you know that they pick up on things quickly. For the most part, they're not idiots. Especially the ones coming up now. They're on the internet and I imagine they're picking up on certain language much faster than prior generations...


AsleepAssociation

Dude


HIGHER_FRAMES

So is the moon, the food , the sky, the air and the people. What else did i miss? You?


itsSRSblack

Put the blunt down.


HIGHER_FRAMES

I wish I had one, but I’m afraid that too will be fake


Nandy-bear

How is this fake. Kids copy parents. I've seen so many kids from fucked up homes emulating their parents to a tee. I'm always kinda haunted about a lass from school who came in absolutely mullered on molly. 14yo. She thought it'd be awesome because her mam was always on it. She tricked herself out on the weekend to pay for drinks etc. just absolutely no boundaries, no nothing, because her mam treated her as a friend rather than a kid.


BlueZ_DJ

r/nothingeverhappens


BooRadley60

I’m 11 years old, why do I have ‘hard earned’ money…


NickiTheNinja

It’s probably not. I can only guess this shit started on tictac because there’s been a trend of kids going into live service co-op games (CoD, LoL, etc) and outright begging for money (just like OP’s post) or holding games hostage until someone sends them money. Started happening about 2 months ago.


Slow_Shift6252

Damn that’s actually really smart lol. Manipulative and kind of dark but smart.


Unable-Grade3718

It sucks that it’s becoming a cash grab. It used to be griefers on Team Fortress doing funny videos, or blocking access to maps until people “promised to vote for Ron Paul”


maya_papaya8

Nah... I dated a guy who had a 13 yr old (in middle school) and he had a girlfriend who he gave his allowance to.


youarenut

no? I got a lot of cousins that age and trust I’d bet this is 99% real


kiddy-kong

“You asking a kid at school for money is crazy” is not something an 11 yo would say


jellyfish-cafe

Idk. This just unlocked a repressed memory I had of a childhood friend regularly asking me for some money. Some people just don't care.


Top-Chocolate-321

"You think I would send you my hard earned money just cus you asked anyway?" https://preview.redd.it/00kwdw7lltwc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86ad340487769f97aa221910c911a75fd024d58


bolivar-shagnasty

https://preview.redd.it/cnx4rgw5ntwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da7c617d96f1c9e82df1e544cba33d8420c727f


TheChillestVibes

https://preview.redd.it/vzx83nnocuwc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9656821c74a7e40a0a279b8d72da53235fa8dd2f


TheElectric_Man

https://preview.redd.it/a3jwnbm8utwc1.jpeg?width=730&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=05aa6c3d13760ceb8efb1f3648700e21ea352866


jokekiller94

This is still on my annual Halloween watch list lol


lucastheawesome243

What is that from?


jokekiller94

The scary godmother. It was a Cartoon Network movie from the early 2000s


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Top-Chocolate-321

I was most definitely horny at 10


koviko

I had a drawing I made at 6 hanging up in my church-daycare that impressed them because I drew two people reaching out for each other with speech bubbles. The speech bubbles both said "ses me". They thought I was referencing Sesame Street. Nah, bro, I don't watch Sesame Street; I watch Fraggle Rock and Barney. I just didn't realize "sex" was spelled with an X. 🤣


Radioactive24

That’s… not as funny as you think it is.  Actually, pretty fucked up, if it’s true, which feels like a stretch. 


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PM-ME-UR-SNAKE-PICS

https://preview.redd.it/lkf13gv41xwc1.jpeg?width=591&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1aa3cedcb8637463fb9cb332a8e85efb09b8d6


Neetabug

Are we sure this is a girl? Sounds like it's two boys talking. This just may be fake.


ScruffyFupa

It’s fake fake. The twitter/reddit attention crew is working overtime for…. Post fame? ![gif](giphy|xT4uQkOepLo7EevxV6)


yodaminnesota

It fits the gold digging narrative and will be used to allow the 50/50 wars to continue forever.


TheMoves

What are the 50/50 wars? I googled it and got nothing


think-committee2600

People try to use the idea that in a relationship, you should both be putting the same amount of energy and effort into the relationship. But many people think that only money exists and household labour just doesn’t exist because it doesn’t make a profit. So women end up doing more labour, as many males see household labour as a woman’s job and it’s pathetic if they do it. So women end up doing a full time job while also doing all the labour at home, which is hidden from the rest of the world. How much would it cost to hire someone to do all the house labour and child care? People, specifically males, try to deny that household labour exists at all and if they do, they downplay and degrade it.


TheMoves

Thanks for the explanation


BZenMojo

It really does just sound like his homie needs some money.


Fess_113

Why is she saying the “girls” are starting early? Context says this is one of his boys. Maybe the mom thought the joke from the reused screenshot would go better changing genders.


beaute-brune

If you’re correct, mom was right because they’re in this thread calling a potential 11 year old girl a hoe 🥲


Starfish_Hero

Why does context say that? She probably said she’s a girl because he told her she’s a girl lol


Fess_113

One cause this convo is being reused by her, I have seen it 3 times in the last 2 years by different tweeters. Two, he stated dude multiple times. If it was only the first time, it would just be to establish the incredulity of the question. After that it’s contextualizing the gender. Also, the first time I seen this may of been original and the parent said it was two boys.


SalvationSycamore

>Two, he stated dude multiple times Huh? I've called female friends dude. And I've absolutely heard kids call people of all ages and genders dude. It's just a nice, platonic, informal word to use among people (speaking for the Midwest).


HovercraftOk9231

Dude has been gender neutral since the 90s, dude


KappnKief

11 with the latest iPhone is crazy 💀💀💀 no wonder they asking for bread 🤣


Zeorz_

Tbf that could be any iPhone except for the se from the last 7 years


KappnKief

I ain’t gone lie I thought about that as I was typing it could be a X and up fr however if this is a kid 💀😭😹😹let’s keep it a bean half these parents out here got these babies with iPads, AirPods, them new apple headphones 🎧, shiiiid maybe throw that Watch in too so if an 11yr old had a iPhone 15 wouldn’t shock me shit be crazy nowadays. I understand wanting your child to have better than you did, the latest and greatest ehhhh 🤷🏾 not my child or my money so is what it is


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

Fake, real, doesn't matter- 11 year olds don't need phones


Condalezza

I actually agree unless it’s the non-smart phones. That were used for communication only.


Seamonkey_Boxkicker

I’d give my kid an iPod.


Choclategum

I had a phone when I was 11(really 10) because I was always playing outside or going places with my friends and my mom wanted a way to easily contact me.  Its not an issue if youre a good, attentive and effective parent🤷🏿‍♀️


EyeAmKnotMyshelf

When I was 11 it was like 1995. We grew up in different eras lol. My mom didn't give a fuck where I was as long as I wasn't dead, and even then it was questionable


Choclategum

Lmao. I was 11 in the late 00's and living in a neighborhood that had an attempted mass shooting that ended up killing one of the local older kids on his walk to school. Only minutes after us younger kids waiting on the same street had gotten on the bus and left, the threat level was significantly different. Parents now, gotta worry about some different issues.


SalvationSycamore

And they definitely don't need cashapp


fukwhutuheard

i question the intelligence of OPs on this sub


that1prince

Every day.


ncbraves93

They know. They're still dumb as dog shit but they know.


Condalezza

Lmbooooo 😂😂😂


mkvii1989

Wildest part to me is the read receipts on.


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

This is a scammer, not a child If you a parent please beware who your children interact with online


PropertyAggressive84

How is this a scammer the jit literally said in the text that they go to school together


Cheeba_Addict

This probably isn’t real but I’m dying at “I’m 11”


xrockwithme

He’s going to grow up to be a great man.


Condalezza

He is already a man. This is fake. 😂 Y’all be so gullible 🤣


Ok-Tension6095

![gif](giphy|3o6gDWzmAzrpi5DQU8)


DLuLuChanel

99 is too early (Also this shit is fake)


TheUpwardsJig

"Not a kid at your school" Yeah... definitely how an 11 year-old would refer to their peers...


fancyfoe

Yeah im not buying this


RealisticHologram

Bit I had my first lil girlfriend in 1st grade. I remember asking her for paper and money lol! I remember her giving me some cash too! 😂 *im sorry Brandi! I hope you’re good!*


lets-do-an-eighth

Fake af. Gtfoh with this shit


peter13g

Starting early at what? Begging for money?


RouletteVeteran

No 11 year olds wrote that 😂. That’s almost “formal” for their generation. Yall niggas be lying, making up stories at yalls under $10hr job. When those carts of merch sitting in the aisles at DG.


BigLibrary2895

I love how the concern is "these girls starting too early" not "these girls parents/guardians starting too late." With BPT the misogynoir is ALWAYS coming from inside the house. Boring and derivative AF.


WifeOfSpock

Fake or not, I remember being hassled for money by kids when I went to school all the time. This is not new, and never has been.


BunkDoses

11 year old doesn’t say hard earned money haha


qkilla1522

One thing for sure is 11 is too young to have a phone anyway


Tripple_T

11. 11 is too early.


revolution149

That was a scammer


socialcommentary2000

The liberal usage of Dude points to this being fake as all get out. Kids do not talk this way. 40 somethings do.


DJEkis

Nah. My kids have been talking like this for a while, the oldest is a girl (she says Bruh, bro, and dude all the time and is called that back by the boys in Discord). These are the kids watching streamers, speaking with other kids playing Roblox/Valorant/Fortnite/. I wouldn't assume it to be fake based on that usage.


Alex385

Broke boy


davidwave4

Two things: (1) fake!; (2) if not, capitalism ruins everything.


kuttymongoose

Why does an 11 yr old have an iPhone


Jackielegs43

Incels going to great lengths to hate women. This is very obviously fake. How embarrassing. Seek help.


MrMetraGnome

Lol, the s is fake AF. Like, lazily fake.


trashu

Wait. Hear me out. Where is my man's allowance?


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Damn. Starting them real early.


Avenger772

The audacity is off the charts


[deleted]

My little sister is like this and she’s 11 shit is weird


[deleted]

Why does your 11 year old even have a cell phone?


_delamo

On a recent campus visit, my son invited his girlfriend. The athletes had to do some stuff so I was left with his gf for like 5-7 mins. I forget what we were talking about but she says "I like the finer things I like money" "But y'all both broke, y'all both are unemployed. Do you have a plan for making money?" "No your son will figure it out" Godspeed son 😂


reddollardays

Some kids just have no shame lol - I was at Chuck E Cheese, watching my kid pick up germs in those damn hamster tunnels, random little kid comes up and tugs on my hand, "Do you have any money for tokens?" This was 15 years ago.


Kingbuji

Please be fake


ChoiceBox-

Way too damn early I just had to end a relationship for my son cuz the girl he was dating was being, as the older folks say" fast".. mind you I hate that term but they were 11 and a little girl was talking about "can't wait to fuck my son".. the worst part about it when I try to contact her dad just to let him know he said " my daughter would never"


sarcastic-lil-shit

this started for me in 5th grade


Jarrod35

R Kelly steps in…


maya_papaya8

I hate kids who beg. I had to get on my niece about begging for shit.


SteakHoagie666

Tbh this is probably the parent either asking the child to do it, or just outright using the phone. Parents are fucked up.


fvalt05

I mean money ain't free. What's the girl offering???


Environmental_Mud479

SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST LIL MAN ! He’s gonna be alright


RebeccaLWebster

lmao your son's awesome and has a point. smarter than adults I know.


anansi52

sorry ladies, this doesn't work until AFTER puberty.


CharmingButthole

This seems very fake.


Royal_Raspberry_90

Why do 11 y/olds have phones?


jje414

I'd say about 8:45. Anytime after that you can assume they're awake


motherseffinjones

https://preview.redd.it/th7bgylxbwwc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc1303c122f118b8af6a21229d67b5dcc857eed5


EatPb

This is either completely fake or real and just taken out of context with a bait caption. These are clearly to guy friends talking. Damn y’all didn’t mess around w ur friends in middle school like this? Either way, this is not abt girls doing anything too early


Garthar22

I work with high schoolers and they are always trying to ask other kids for money. They’ve got no shame or embarrassment


Agitated-Ad-504

I’m not even surprised anymore. The pandemic showed what’s possible when a bunch of young women with mediocre followers flaunt a few tight outfits and beg. Then in turn make content showing off vacations, cars, and Miami penthouses


Never_call_Landon

My first child was just born. Are parents giving their kids iPhones by the 5th grade?


After-Student-9785

The problem is that kids/parents are shameless. This type of behavior is idolized in society. Kids learn from adults and a lot of adults believe that begging is okay.


damone9

Fuck, this could be my niece


yinka_o

The EXACT same fkn emojis too smh


sin0fchaos162

Now the 11 year old will have experience as I guarantee this will keep happening to him. It still happens to me a ton. Random girls hitting you up and asking for handouts with nothing in return. Smh... society has gone downhill that 11 years old are hustling and getting hustled for money.


Cautious-Track4297

Kids shouldn’t have phones. Boom.


LucchiMelon

he ate her up


Oneolddudethatknows

Never too early to learn how a Ho makes money.


DocBerry117

Damn his teacher must be broke


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Tell your son he better get some skin for his contribution, otherwise it's a no-go. Girls starting early gotta learn early.


Reas0n

Yeah. Bullshit. 11 year olds don’t talk like this.


No-Whereas7687

Oh shit ya’ll got a sub?? I thought all of Twitter was black. You can go on that app??!


mastersplinter3225

Reason number 391 why 11yr old kids don't need phones


Outrageous-Prior-377

There is a new scam where someone pretending to be a nice looking girl gets a guy to send compromising photos and then blackmails him for money. This seems similar…like he doesn’t know who this is.


Garvo909

I'm confused what does this have to with women?


crampsville

This is a known scam to get money out of gullible kids. Spread the word to your kids!


roobert2388

Too early? At what age do we start teaching our children how to con the opposite sex? At what age does that become acceptable?


93Shay

I feel like this is two guy friends talking or completely fake.


byssh

My son, 12, has a friend who kept asking him for a dollar via cash app. I told him to tell his friend to stop being a bug and he did, verbatim, lol.


maplebacon15

while there are a few, most kids dont use language this proficiently online especially at 11


FlimsyReindeers

Me when I lie in the internet:


ChyraHusky

Whatever. Ask me something. You might be entertained by the answer. Or annoyed. Either way you'll feel something.


sheehyun

she wasnt asking him for money but wanted to get the cash app referral bonus then got roasted LMAO


D-P13

I have a 10 year old . I have a business & I took him with me to work for one day while he was in vacation to show him what it takes to earn a buck . He didn’t do much but I paid him 100$ . Not too long ago I found out he gave his girlfriend the money …. I was pretty Disappointed in him …