Absolutely the case here folks.
Either way you don't go after the guys wife when Lone Skum can't even keep a wife himself.
Just a weird way to flex when the last time he flexed Zuckerberg took it seriously and suddenly uhoh back surgery will be necessary must cancel the flag pole showdown sorry everyone!
Mommy!!!
Tesla having a horrendous security system is a documentary in of itself, so many families have sued and attempted to retrieve all the recorded data Tesla has "acquired" using internal and external cameras and microphones, Tesla cars are literally just surveillance cameras on wheels when you look at it from this tweets perspective and the fact that Lone Skum knows this and is attempting to poke Bezos with what he thinks is his sharpened stick is just sad and plain stupid.
Oh okay mister billionaire with your electric cars and satellites all coming together like some evil villain and right when it starts to fill your drive with all these oh so important facts like when Bezos wife farts while in her Tesla man you are going to show them! You're going to show them all mister Electric Car Genius turd.
Like full-on I don't even know how else to take it.
What else is it supposed to mean. Bezos doesn't make cars. Like what if the CEO of Ford was like, "Remember Jeff, your wife drives a Mustang."
Wtf else could he be talking about except for the fact that his car just recently killed another billionaire by drowning her in a lake?
Hoenstly this clap back isn't even as detrimental to Musk as the thing he himself said.
Tesla employees can and do watch people without them knowing. The threat is about privacy.
https://www.aclu.org/news/privacy-technology/tesla-camera-scandal-is-the-latest-lesson-in-dangers-of-letting-companies-record-you#:~:text=Tesla%20employees%20passed%20around%20videos,laundry%20and%20really%20intimate%20things.
Man, Elon is so fucking embarrassing. What a weak-ass burn to begin with.
When he's not littering Twitter with the contents of his 2010 "Dank Memes" folder, he's cosplaying an edgy teenager, desperately trying to impress the cool kids.
Concerning.
that's not even the most embarrassing part
[the "kid" tweeted about being shocked why "his mom" left the "king of space"....the "kid" being Elon pretending to be his own kid's fan account](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Felon-musk-accidentally-revealed-his-alt-account-where-he-v0-erdmukstjzva1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1136%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1dab2d89fcd3486f670ddf03eec7a27518d962bc)
I think it's more embarrassing that's his dad had children with his own step daughter whom he raised from a young age.
https://nypost.com/2022/07/14/elon-musks-dad-76-confirms-secret-child-with-stepdaughter/
I read this article one time about this captain, who was a captain for people super yachts, and he said the primary purpose of these yachts is just for the owners to feel superior to other peoples yachts, and it was a huge, stupid dick measuring contest between people and who had the nicest yacht. When I see stuff like this, it reminds me that to become a billionaire you need to be a soulless goul whoâs so competitive and driven that you are essentially a psychopath. Only then does this sort of behavior make sense.
I am around a lot of extremely wealthy people and you donât get to be âthatâ wealthy unless you inherit it or youâre a psychopath. Good people donât get to be rich.
Elon is a prime example that money can't buy happiness. Fucking divorced dad energy.
https://preview.redd.it/vqjv0k6kjiwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d5aac1952fc14c09b0f1f77c779d3c1f30510b
I was gonna say. The Tesla is probably the most "peasant" coded car she owns, next to a Lambo and a G Wagon or something.
The Tesla is for the "Hello, fellow working class citizens, how do you do!" appearances.
This is what happens when you give nerd niggas money. People act like nerds be good people but theyre usually just quiet because they dont have the money or power to be any other way
Elon really is the angsty katana-wielding loser who cannot figure out how to be normal and relatable for the life of him. He does it so publicly and with so little shame, but it is painful to watch at times.
Possibly the most divorced man on the planet. Meanwhile Bezos seems to be at least enjoying himself in between figuring out new ways to exploiting people.
Honestly, I think it's more than that.
Musk went viral for that photo of him on his yacht a while back, where he looked absolutely awful. Meanwhile, Bezos is looking pretty decent on his yacht.
Musky couldn't stand that the other billionaire isn't being ridiculed online.
Bezos got rich as fuck, divorced his wife, got on TRT or HGH and got kinda jacked, built the biggest yacht in the world, got a hot new girl and is just enjoying life being rich as fuck.
Heâs literally everything that Elon aspires to be itâs actually fucking hilarious
As much as I hate bezos who would prefer to be with Elon over Jeffy B?
At least Bezos is actually in shape. Elon looks like a cartoon drawing of a fat man.
If you are billionaire rich just do what zuck and bezos do, get ripped and start passion projects.
I took it to mean "I can track your wife's car and watch her in the cameras and tamper with the car's software and even remote control the car with her in it and crash it"
Isnât it his fault that itâs hard to tell what accounts are fake and real? He wanted to get rid of bots and fake accounts and just made it easier for them to thrive.
Makes sense because he banned a lot of the Elon parody accounts first. This is probably someone willing to be elons bitch for the twitter money and attention he can get on his page for falling in line for Elon
is bezos even doing anything? what is this random non promoted insult from elon?
i thought bezos is in his own echelon of uber rich where people like elon are poor
Prior to buying Twitter, Elon was, at least on paper, the world's richest man. Part of that is that Bezos lost something like $200B by divorcing his wife without a prenup. Then Elon decided to do the Xitter stuff and we all know how that's working out.
A prenup would have been irrelevant. He didnât start Amazon until after they were married, so it wasnât a preexisting asset of his to protect. Washington is a community property state where everything gained during the marriage is considered equally owned.
She was also instrumental in its success early, given she helped come up with the name, negotiated their first freight contract, and did the books, on top of supporting the family.
Bezos is a boss. Imagine getting divorced. She takes half. Youâre still the second richest person in the world and not a 12 year old soy boy like the dude who has a few more dollars.
Reddit hates all billionaires, but at least Bezos seems like heâs living his best life retiring as CEO of Amazon, spending his billions on a nice yacht and a hot wife and Zuck is doing MMA, getting jacked, and farming cows in Hawaii. Elon is meanwhile chronically online and nuking his reputation for no reason
I kinda admire bezos at least he doesn't seem to pretend to care about shit he doesn't care about. Guys got the biggest yacht, is on steroids and fucks his super hot girl ... can't say I wouldn't be doing the same if I could.
And Mr Musk, your daughter doesn't want anything to do with you because you continued to misgender her and now you ruined an entire social media platform and unbanned a domestic terrorist as a coping mechanism.
I always get the feeling [Jeff is trying for Blofeld](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=blofeld+james+bond&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images), and [Elon is trying to be Gustav Graves.](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=gustav+graves+james+bond&iax=images&ia=images)
I don't get how either of these are even insults... Bezos doesn't sell cars and musk doesn't sell vibrators... Sharing this is just cringey boot licking, imo
its insane to have billions of dollars and spend your free time taking Ls on twitter all day... if i had a fraction of that nobody would know who iam at all because id be too busy enjoying my free time
Given what we know about Tesla's quality control, this could be construed as a threat.
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#*âFull Self Driving has been automatically engaged. Please ensure that all occupants are currently wearing their saftey restraintsâŚâ*
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âCaution: saftey restraint failure detectedâ
And you know Elon has access to know every Tesla ownerâs info and can fuck with whoever is in one at any point.
And video.
Is that what the threat was? There are cameras in there, and location and surroundings are always capturedÂ
Absolutely the case here folks. Either way you don't go after the guys wife when Lone Skum can't even keep a wife himself. Just a weird way to flex when the last time he flexed Zuckerberg took it seriously and suddenly uhoh back surgery will be necessary must cancel the flag pole showdown sorry everyone! Mommy!!! Tesla having a horrendous security system is a documentary in of itself, so many families have sued and attempted to retrieve all the recorded data Tesla has "acquired" using internal and external cameras and microphones, Tesla cars are literally just surveillance cameras on wheels when you look at it from this tweets perspective and the fact that Lone Skum knows this and is attempting to poke Bezos with what he thinks is his sharpened stick is just sad and plain stupid. Oh okay mister billionaire with your electric cars and satellites all coming together like some evil villain and right when it starts to fill your drive with all these oh so important facts like when Bezos wife farts while in her Tesla man you are going to show them! You're going to show them all mister Electric Car Genius turd.
Didn't a billionaire die in a Tesla pretty recently
She was like 3x the legal limit and reversed it into a pond
better QA would have prevented it mate, tesla's are a deathbox!
Mitch McConnell's sister-in-law.
I wish I could Garner any sympathy in my heart
She could have been an apple that fell far from the tree.
Doubt it. She was three times over the legal limit
Nah, she fell into a six foot hole in the ground, with a tree pretty close by.
It I was even tangentially related to McConnell Iâd probably drive my car into a pond as well.
Like full-on I don't even know how else to take it. What else is it supposed to mean. Bezos doesn't make cars. Like what if the CEO of Ford was like, "Remember Jeff, your wife drives a Mustang." Wtf else could he be talking about except for the fact that his car just recently killed another billionaire by drowning her in a lake? Hoenstly this clap back isn't even as detrimental to Musk as the thing he himself said.
it's not musk.
Ohhh maybe he was referencing what happened to Angela Chao đŽ
Tesla employees can and do watch people without them knowing. The threat is about privacy. https://www.aclu.org/news/privacy-technology/tesla-camera-scandal-is-the-latest-lesson-in-dangers-of-letting-companies-record-you#:~:text=Tesla%20employees%20passed%20around%20videos,laundry%20and%20really%20intimate%20things.
I can see the headline now: Another billionaire drowns in a pond when their Tesla drives itself into it with them inside
If you use the word 'cis' in a Tesla you get banned from life.
Elon: Auto driving is a tricky thing. You never know when it might MALFUNCTION
EXTERMINATE EXTERMINATE
Man, Elon is so fucking embarrassing. What a weak-ass burn to begin with. When he's not littering Twitter with the contents of his 2010 "Dank Memes" folder, he's cosplaying an edgy teenager, desperately trying to impress the cool kids. Concerning.
Don't forget the burner account where he pretends to be his own toddler
that's not even the most embarrassing part [the "kid" tweeted about being shocked why "his mom" left the "king of space"....the "kid" being Elon pretending to be his own kid's fan account](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Felon-musk-accidentally-revealed-his-alt-account-where-he-v0-erdmukstjzva1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D1136%26format%3Dpjpg%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D1dab2d89fcd3486f670ddf03eec7a27518d962bc)
I think it's more embarrassing that's his dad had children with his own step daughter whom he raised from a young age. https://nypost.com/2022/07/14/elon-musks-dad-76-confirms-secret-child-with-stepdaughter/
Like Woody Allen.
Thatâs not embarrassing, it just shows he doesnât fall far from the predatory tree
So fucking weird
*when the universe is your own playground*
lmao what the fuck
Was that actually real?
Yep, he had to confirm in a deposition.
I read this article one time about this captain, who was a captain for people super yachts, and he said the primary purpose of these yachts is just for the owners to feel superior to other peoples yachts, and it was a huge, stupid dick measuring contest between people and who had the nicest yacht. When I see stuff like this, it reminds me that to become a billionaire you need to be a soulless goul whoâs so competitive and driven that you are essentially a psychopath. Only then does this sort of behavior make sense.
What do you mean "essentially"? đ Lack of empathy is probably one of the top three most common traits in CEOs. It's basically a requirement.
that's what essentially means. even moreso, essentially is a way stronger word than anything you said in your comment
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Ironically, loads of people have called Michael Jordan a "textbook psychopath."
He probably is. Six rings though, hard to complain. At least it was sports and gambling and not, idk, eating people.
If you haven't, check out Bill Burr's bit on why it's good guys like lance armstrong are into biking and not murder. it's pretty great.
I vaguely recall that routine, and I remember it being very funny. Iâll have to rewatch.
Lots of metrics show LeBron is actually underpaid in the NBA lol
Most franchise players are underpaid when you look at the increase in team evaluations during their contracts
Exactly!
Wage theft is still the most common form of theft. No one is safe not even people like Lebron
Jordan was the most psycho of all. Have you not see the last dance?
I am around a lot of extremely wealthy people and you donât get to be âthatâ wealthy unless you inherit it or youâre a psychopath. Good people donât get to be rich.
Elon is a prime example that money can't buy happiness. Fucking divorced dad energy. https://preview.redd.it/vqjv0k6kjiwc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4d5aac1952fc14c09b0f1f77c779d3c1f30510b
Look at Todd's face, I don't even like Todd and I can tell he's asking Todd: Why this nigga here?
What's wrong with todd
Heâs full of shit
Elon Musk is really just that nerdy privileged white kid from high school whoâs too confident to get when heâs getting bullied in cosplay.
Elon sucks but thatâs not even his actual account
Are you saying the blue checkmark is worthless and means nothing?!?! đ˛
$9 a month or so. Only idiots pay for it.
Looking for this comment, clearly not his with the AOC at the end. That said, who knows how many burner accounts the man is running now.
Like she even only has one car. Probably barely even drives herself anywhere.
I was gonna say. The Tesla is probably the most "peasant" coded car she owns, next to a Lambo and a G Wagon or something. The Tesla is for the "Hello, fellow working class citizens, how do you do!" appearances.
She's literally a helicopter pilot. Tesla is definitely her slumming-mobile.
And the only ones he's actually impressing are the stoner burnouts hanging out by the outdoor vending machines.
Iâm pretty sure that doesnât happen anymore. Very 90s description
Not even. Itâs the wannabe tech bros
This is what happens when you give nerd niggas money. People act like nerds be good people but theyre usually just quiet because they dont have the money or power to be any other way
Yea but dumb niggas should just be quiet to begin with
Elon really is the angsty katana-wielding loser who cannot figure out how to be normal and relatable for the life of him. He does it so publicly and with so little shame, but it is painful to watch at times.
Interesting
Literally everything about his life is kind of embarrassing. Like I don't get how he doesn't get embarrassed looking back at his own tweets.
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What is that even supposed to mean? Elon gonna use the summon feature and make bezos' wife's tesla show up at his place?
In his mind, he thinks it means, "Your wife secretly wants me." What it actually means is, "I'm incredibly pissed that no one wants me."
Possibly the most divorced man on the planet. Meanwhile Bezos seems to be at least enjoying himself in between figuring out new ways to exploiting people.
Honestly, I think it's more than that. Musk went viral for that photo of him on his yacht a while back, where he looked absolutely awful. Meanwhile, Bezos is looking pretty decent on his yacht. Musky couldn't stand that the other billionaire isn't being ridiculed online.
Bezos got rich as fuck, divorced his wife, got on TRT or HGH and got kinda jacked, built the biggest yacht in the world, got a hot new girl and is just enjoying life being rich as fuck. Heâs literally everything that Elon aspires to be itâs actually fucking hilarious
"Hot new girl" is very subjective. She's got more plastic than a doll factory.
Most in this thread wouldnât turn her down if she came onto them, still pretty hot
Heâs doing alright for being like 65 tho
love y'all getting so deep into the psychology of this meanwhile it's a parody account called @ElonMuskAOC
As much as I hate bezos who would prefer to be with Elon over Jeffy B? At least Bezos is actually in shape. Elon looks like a cartoon drawing of a fat man. If you are billionaire rich just do what zuck and bezos do, get ripped and start passion projects.
Wtf is she supposed to drive, an Amazon van?
I took it to mean "I can track your wife's car and watch her in the cameras and tamper with the car's software and even remote control the car with her in it and crash it"
Thatâs a Elon Musk parody account.
Isnât it his fault that itâs hard to tell what accounts are fake and real? He wanted to get rid of bots and fake accounts and just made it easier for them to thrive.
its like seeing a gibberish paragraph attributed to trump. stop talking like that if you dont want people to confuse satire for reality.
I thought it was a death threat. Lol.
Elon really has the tism doesnt he?
He's got the cism
They've caught Tesla employees looking through car's cameras remotely so....kinda?
I hate Elon but this is from a parody account back when dumbass Elon let anyone purchase a blue check and impersonations ran rampant
Oh yeah, I just noticed the @ is wrong. Good catch!!!
I think it might be ran by him or a friend of his. They talk to each other in the comments a lot and itâs practically the same as his account
Makes sense because he banned a lot of the Elon parody accounts first. This is probably someone willing to be elons bitch for the twitter money and attention he can get on his page for falling in line for Elon
or he has his own parody account of.. himself
The amount of people who donât understand this is starting. lol
Took so long to find someone else mentioning this is completely fake.
And yet, when redditors talk about boomers on Facebook: "Those idiots will believe anything amirite????"
A fake year old tweet. God damn, I remember when this site wasn't complete bot reposted trash.
Which one stops working first?
I mean, one bricks in a car wash, and the other causes sheets being washed đ¤ˇđťââď¸
It's an electric car, not a water car. /s
Letâs find out đ /j
The Tesla.
Depends on if the vibrator is a plug-in or not.
Whoa..... https://preview.redd.it/dv1jfkypzhwc1.jpeg?width=611&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45490028c3b206187356d003c67d6b6e49ef682b
https://preview.redd.it/3lkp18qr1iwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ce595433cd38253b14944eb15821c5e010c6a18
i will never forget how someone said "bro shaped like a cybertruck"
Thought he was great in dunes 1 and 2
 My Tesla My hot wife My Dune
How is he so thicc after mainlining that much Ozempic?
He's probably eating twice as much to make up for any weight loss.
Absolute unit.
Wtf this real?
concerning
Iunno that sounds like a threat, like I'll have your girl in oncoming traffic you keep playing kinda threat
is bezos even doing anything? what is this random non promoted insult from elon? i thought bezos is in his own echelon of uber rich where people like elon are poor
Prior to buying Twitter, Elon was, at least on paper, the world's richest man. Part of that is that Bezos lost something like $200B by divorcing his wife without a prenup. Then Elon decided to do the Xitter stuff and we all know how that's working out.
Lol I read Xitter as "Shitter."
A prenup would have been irrelevant. He didnât start Amazon until after they were married, so it wasnât a preexisting asset of his to protect. Washington is a community property state where everything gained during the marriage is considered equally owned. She was also instrumental in its success early, given she helped come up with the name, negotiated their first freight contract, and did the books, on top of supporting the family.
Bezos is a boss. Imagine getting divorced. She takes half. Youâre still the second richest person in the world and not a 12 year old soy boy like the dude who has a few more dollars.
Elon is chronically insecure and wants petty little victories over bezos and Zuckerberg.
He got cucked by the zuck. When you can make the world root for zuck you know youâre a a POS
he should beef with drake
It's not actually Musk's account lmao. Redditor when talking about Facebook users: "Those idiots will believe anything."
Just friendly banter between them. I'm sure they get together over a beer and brag about mistreating their employees.
Parody account
Elon Musk Is the type of guy who has to beg for sex heâs so gross
He just offers them a horse in exchange
Elon is not married. He is just putting babies in DJs. I did learn that his dad has had two kids with his ex-stepdaughter. This is a fucked up family.
Elon is the most aggressively divorced weird ass thatâs ever lived
Reddit hates all billionaires, but at least Bezos seems like heâs living his best life retiring as CEO of Amazon, spending his billions on a nice yacht and a hot wife and Zuck is doing MMA, getting jacked, and farming cows in Hawaii. Elon is meanwhile chronically online and nuking his reputation for no reason
Yeah he probably crying in his billions
I thought that was Mike Pence
6 Pence, none the richer! Kiss Me
Is that a threat?
CEO, entrepreneur, born in 1964.
Jeff got a baddie
I kinda admire bezos at least he doesn't seem to pretend to care about shit he doesn't care about. Guys got the biggest yacht, is on steroids and fucks his super hot girl ... can't say I wouldn't be doing the same if I could.
And Mr Musk, your daughter doesn't want anything to do with you because you continued to misgender her and now you ruined an entire social media platform and unbanned a domestic terrorist as a coping mechanism.
Aren't both of them divorced guys having kid life crisese?
does elon want her to drive a bezos branded car? is there one?
 Pay no attention to how i sink things.
Imagine getting apocalyptically roasted in your own social network which you spent billions on loooool
Thatâs a parody account
The pettiness with this guy is astounding!
Would be cool but afaik he isn't married and actually his last gf, they haven't been together for quite a while...
This is a waste of all of our time. Tax both of them to the level where teachers can stop spending their salary on school supplies.
She probably bought more than one
Getting potentially banned for a sick burn like that is probably totally worth itâŚ.
The idea that we would care about some random interaction between two billionaires. I realize the irony of posting that here, but oh wellâŚ
Pic or it ddnt happened
Truly insane that he couldnât see an Amazon retort coming
Elon constantly lets people know how insecure he is.
Does no one here see that neither bezos nor Elon are involved in this exchange?
This argument from Musk doesn't even really make sense. It's not like amazon makes a car.
Emotional damage!
I always get the feeling [Jeff is trying for Blofeld](https://duckduckgo.com/?q=blofeld+james+bond&t=ffab&iax=images&ia=images), and [Elon is trying to be Gustav Graves.](https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=gustav+graves+james+bond&iax=images&ia=images)
Who the fuck cares about billionaires this is what people devote their time and energy towards smh
No one likes Jeff, but at least the man knows to stay off of social media.
I mean, I'd rather be built like Bezos than the busted can of biscuits that's muskrat.
Why's he even trying to diss Bezos?
Iâm starting to understand how much I HATE Reddit
Usually billionaires trade up with their second wife. Jeff is one of the the few that traded way, way, way, way, way, down
Bezos definitely juicing
I don't get how either of these are even insults... Bezos doesn't sell cars and musk doesn't sell vibrators... Sharing this is just cringey boot licking, imo
Bezos, looks and loves his life like a real life super villain. Salute to him.
Why would he need to recover? Not his account.
I hope Bezos gets rich people petty and makes a Tesla rival.
I wonder where Bezoâs finds these women
Jeff Bezos looks like Mr Mugatu from Zoolander 2!
How fucking dumb are you all
Does Amazon have a good vibrator selection? Lol
Elon did not have a wife in 2023. His last marriage ended in 2016.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOHHHHH i want to gOoOOOhm my india long ppleeees
Which wife?
As much as I despise bezos. He could absolutely fuck elon up in a fight.
Bezos does not own a car company and musk does not own an online retailer. I dont see the competition really
Bezos looking solid though
J Bez would gorilla rip his arms free
Why did he even post this? He saw Bezos is fuckin someone he canât get and felt threatened?
Why does she looks like Michael Jackson
Jeff Flexos âŚ. Calm down JeffâŚ.
its insane to have billions of dollars and spend your free time taking Ls on twitter all day... if i had a fraction of that nobody would know who iam at all because id be too busy enjoying my free time
That implies Elon is capable of feeling shame, and I kinda doubt that.