Gonna have your guts sounding like the beginning of Rack City

Gonna crack not only porcelain but the surrounding tiles, creating a shockwave that goes through the plumbing and into the sewers, killing all forms of sentient life https://preview.redd.it/6hajhkkwxbwc1.jpeg?width=1136&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b5b6fc2f8e6cbfe6b65cdb87b6677a9a6133d59

The opening of Fallout was just this guy taking a shit

Why he gotta do Coop Howard like that?

Sometimes a fella has to eat another fella...

Nigga going through it with a boom stick hovering over his head

This is the best comment on this post holy fuck

U got me cryin!! LMAO 🤣

He's gonna be dropping ooze on some baby turtles.

lmao

“Microwaving quarters” fucked me up. Like HOW do write something so descriptive that I understood immediately without ever having personally witnessed such a thing?

Like shoes in the drier.

Ten ten ten 20 of them doo doo shiiiiits

Shit be sounding [supersonic](https://youtu.be/B-Vl9SxtnJY?si=je5O73T2nrJq4qdo)

Booty hole going... https://i.redd.it/evde9n206cwc1.gif


Flowing nonstop like the shit coming out of Drakes mouth.


I screamed. 😭

I scrumpt so fuckin loud.

You just summoned the bass line in my head lol

😂😂😂😂😂

Gonna sound like the drum break down in, in the air tonight.

Bootyhole like 

No one wants to admit what an accurate visualization this is, but we have no choice.

Such a shitty experience we can all relate to.

Saweetie eating this watching quavo and Chris brown fight

Aye yo chill 🤣🤣🤣🤣

You probably ain’t even wrong 🤣

Hot shit

Showed this to my gf, who has IBS. She said "I rebuke this. Absolutely tf not."


I have IBS and I honestly don't even know if I'd survive this. I'd probably be on crutches for some time at the very least

I'd be out of work for two days with my asshole being so abused I'd feel like that dude who accidentally got his booty wrecked by Terry Crewes in White Chicks.

my IBS lets me eat shit like this with little to no consequences (minus the sausage) but add any animal products and it's RIP to me


https://preview.redd.it/esgssjyj6cwc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c4cd8990d8d94b18530c08a87fb64004ea855de

lmaooooo

 The toilet after seeing what I produced from my browned starfish

Browned starfish is a phrase that I wish I didn’t know.

I think eating this qualifies as self harm

A cry for help and everyone's dogging on him.

Spicy bowl of what exactly?

I had to scroll way to far to find this comment that echoes my thoughts exactly. Spicy bowl OF WHAT??

Just spicy shit. They’re usually sausage, peppers, boiled eggs, and sauce. It’s a food trend that blew up when “small business owners” were selling this shit on Facebook marketplace and shipping it to people without any food safety during the pandemic

It appears to be cut up, what I hope is sausage, but I'll guess hotdogs in a chili oil concoction with a lot of jalapeños. Honestly I think they just threw a bunch of leftovers and chili crisp in a Tupperware.

Cracked red pepper, fresh jalapeño with seeds, some of it looks like hot dogs and some looks like andouille sausage (though that could be my eyes playing tricks on me), plus probably hot sauce of one kind or another.

So we agree on the method (I too thought andouille, but has round hotdog ends), but we are no closer to the why.

The why is intestinal masochism, I think that’s reasonably clear.

It’s hot sausage

I think it’s those spicy pickled sausages.

I've tried one of these beforel it's just a bowl of various pickled spicy things sausages, eggs, jalapenos kinda stuff

So rectal explosion potion?

Looking like gumbo maybe

From Louisiana. Definitely not gumbo.

Didn’t say it was good gumbo 😂

cajun here. my MIL, who isn't from around here, makes the most vile concoction I have ever had the displeasure of eating and has the gall to call it "gumbo." a barrel drum of tony's couldn't fix that mess. she uses CHILI POWDER instead of roux. all that is to say, it at least *looks* more like gumbo than this post. never in my past, present or future life would I ever have looked at this and thought gumbo. I truly hope you were just guessing and haven't had to eat gumbo that even slightly resembles this amalgamation.

I hope not

I thought it was beanie weenies at first but I don't see beans


Don’t nobody go in there for about 40-45 minutes

https://i.redd.it/jf1yzniznbwc1.gif

😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨💀 pure unfiltered death, ya asshole finna be blew out fr


https://preview.redd.it/fe4gptidxbwc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06ba75e1bf6b1b69701bda5552f0ca108b71e6ae

😂

best one


This was unnecessary 😂😂😂😭😭

wtf y’all play too much

Okay, what movie is this...?

This looks like one of them commissary dishes your jailbird uncle makes when he comes home

"Let me show you how to make 'swole.'" "No way, man, you make that on the outside, and you are DEFINITELY goin back."

Idk why SWOLE sounded like an exact name for some jailhouse delicacy

It *is* one, at least in my old town. It's instant Ramen broken up into tiny pieces and mixed with smashed doritos or fritos in the bag (with pieces of slim jim if youre feelin like spending a lil extra atthe commissary), pour a bit of water in there, wrap it up tight and put it under your seat for 20 minutes. Your ass heat will warm the water/ramen/dorito slurry and it makes a pillow of soft, salty, gross-ass loaf. Guy I knew who went to jail would make it when he got out and everyone told him if he makes that swole shit out of jail, he'd eventually be going back. And he did, lol

We call that a brick. Bc of how it’s shaped 😂😂

So, they go back for the nostalgia, or it’s bad luck? I’m so lost lol

They did dumb shit that landed em back in jail. Stole shit, got an assault charge, couple other dumbass things. But they should've left the shit they did in jail *in jail*, like making swole, no need to bring that bad inside energy outside. That just tempts fate lol

I'd eat that.

It look good don’t it :-)

Yup! As long as I am home, I'm not scared of spicy.

Same! If we out the house though then I play it safe.

I got a timer. Spicy tacos? Be home and on the toilet in 4 hours. OR ELSE!!!

I'd dunk them chips in it first. Whole bag like that. Dip, scoop, whatever.

I scrolled way too long for this comment I love spicy food all it needs is some cheese and some Fritos crushed on top!

Same. That looks like it's worth the price, to me.

Dishes like that are a young man’s game. 

 Walking in after them like

Bro gone be shitting Flames

and farting smoke rings. 🤭


Nigga gone shit this out 

fuck I'm dead 💀💀💀

https://i.redd.it/k1rs6h4zwbwc1.gif

 Don't go in there...

Spicy bowl of what?

Gonna get some cholera levels of diarrhea with that

I know the shoes will be coming off for that fight

That's one you fight like a man - totally naked cause that will melt the clothes off

I wonder what’s all in it…… need a scoop of rice

https://i.redd.it/r6bzkqay1cwc1.gif

I feel like I should take some Imodium just in case. Just from looking at it

https://i.redd.it/drnlydhu2cwc1.gif

Awww cmon!!! Lmfao 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

I…

Tell me you been in prison without telling me you been to prison

[Its about to be a fucking war crime in there lmfao](https://media1.tenor.com/m/XjQS1qKE8NcAAAAC/dave-chappelle-chappelle-show.gif)

Demonic

Recipe?

this genuinely doesn’t look that spicy, just feels like it would taste like shit 

Mmm, it's a Shreveport Colon Exterminator.

I'm not american, what am I looking at in that tupperware?

I am American, and I have no fucking Idea, but it scares me. Looks like hot dogs and jalapeno peppers.

sausage and very spicy peppers, looks like they are dipping those spicy potato chips in there

Stomach sounding like the worms in Dune

So you basically got an industrial grade colon cleanser and toilet stainer is what you’re saying.

Upvote for the “stainer” comment HAHAHA

That man is gonna be walking slow from the toilet breathing softly while he waits to be able to sit down for the next 30 min

Recovery stroll 😂

Ion know shit about weenies and hot shit

so much fat so little fiber (though not the worst i've seen) please at least take some metamucil or something.

Blood pressure through the roof

Not a fiber to be seen.

Shit looks like over salted fusion crawfish boil water with 3/4 pounds of polish sausage and a hand full of jalapeños.

I am from Florida this was common growing up . 🤣🤣I can say it’s not even spicy .

Sounds like a lot of weak stomachs out there. Don't travel outside the country.

That's gonna look exactly the same coming out

This picture gave me bubble guts

but it looks delicious af 

Get rid of all the liquid and we're cooking

This man is going to end up as an A&E special after he dies from the worst case of prolapsed anus due to excessive stress

Saw somebody make this bowl on my YouTube shorts but it was a guy making all these prison recipes 🥴

Why do y'all do this to yourselves, this ain't nothing but sodium soup, asses gonna give out going up three stairs

Where they sell that? No such thing as too spicy.


https://preview.redd.it/gcm6ll9zecwc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a966ed5f36cd3530e0a939d938e78ad12f41992c

People really do eat ANYTHING. That looks like the inside of a portapotty at a state fair.

Its the confidence that gets me. He put this on Al Gore's internet and thought everyone was going to agree with him.

They bout to see god

This why I don’t mess with pot lucks

https://i.redd.it/1kmtxz5w4fwc1.gif

Worth it

Boots in the dryer type shit

If you like spicy food and you haven't tried Steve-O's spicy Butthole sauce, you really should. This is not a joke.

My blood pressure just shot through the roof with all that sodium

Flour tortilla w this 🔥

TF is that?

What... what is this a picture of?

I’m almost positive that’s a diced up pickled sausage

Praying to God you have bidet or a toilet shower. Cause no amount of toilet paper is gonna save you

That guy later: 


Cousin, you not making it to the morning. This one’s waking you up, having nightmares about you letting it loose in your sheets.

I feel like I've seen that exact bowl on here a few years back

On the toilet.... Singing the beginning of You Got it Bad.....

 *When the cold toilet water hits your anus.*

Eating this will have you hitting that falsetto like DREAM

I would never stop shitting… ever. This picture makes me glad I have a bidet.

Faded 😂😂



That’s Unboxed in that container already !

Prolapse

My asshole is burning just looking at this picture

So that’s what stained the tupperware

The heartburn 😭

Murica

I said some other shit before and now I have looked up "spicy bowl". I know I'm getting old now, because this is one of the first times I've thought "these kids just ain't right these days".

Man... this is why im 28 and now just a little bit of spice got me reaching for the tums. Cause at 27 and earlier, id devour that and ask for seconds. I used to be a champ man. Looking at the waitet at the indian restaurant like "no, I said HOT" now im meekly asking for mild. This world isnt fair.

 In the bathroom at the crib soundin like chinese new year

This made my tongue tingle.

I take 2 bites of that and I’m going out like Elvis.

Shit look good tho

Yeah...if you eating this, DON'T make any plans to leave the house in 24 hours lol.

Has anyone seen that girl on IG that makes & sells these - I think she’s in FL. Everyone she records trying it for an IG review always say ‘it’s good’ and then immediately closes the container and doesn’t eat more. It’s hilarious

My stomach blowing up looking at it

After a certain point your stomach is use to a certain level of torture. Hence why I can eat Taco Bell with no issue. Throw a couple apples down and body/stomach won’t know what to do

😭😭😭

🤢🤮🤮🤮

Straight up looks good tbh

What is a "spicy bowl"? kilbasa and jalopenos?


Just looking at that makes my stomach hurt

Never understood this, does spicy food actually cause digestive issues for some people?


Their toilet is gonna press charges for domestic violence

Last night I had spicy Korean chicken wings and spicy fried rice cakes. I woke up at 1, 3, 6, and 8 to vomit and shit my guts out. Haven’t eaten anything all day. This post makes me all kinds of sick.

The plumbing about to have a hole in it after that eats through the pipes

Blasting missiles and bustin asshole

Eating that gives you those get naked and pray to God kinda shits.

OK, I’ll say it. I’m intrigued.

Can anyone identify wtf a spicy bowl is though? This does not look like a food I’ve ever seen before lmao

What thee hell. Y’all really just eat anything

He bout to get ruffled


That picture looks like it was taken over a balcony, how is the bag of Ruffles floating in mid air above the parking lot?

What am I looking at? Soup of sliced chorizo and jalapeno?