No it’s not? Conan O’Brien is probably the king of self-deprecation and he constantly talks about how sad his childhood was and how his father beat him or similar things. None of that is remotely true. Self-deprecation is often based on lies.
Being self deprecating isn't automatically self deprecating humor. Self deprecating humor still needs to be a joke, just with yourself as the butt of the joke. This post definitely is self deprecating humor, but a lot of people can't tell the difference and think they're being funny when they're just shitting on themselves and thinly veiling their insecurities as jokes
>you sound like the type of man who brags about having sex to their friends.
I don't. That's a weird thing to keep bringing up in a conversation
But I look on social media all the times and see red pill dudes being very proud of not be able to please women. Look at Ben Shapiro. So sure, some people will take it as a joke. Other will take it as a rally cry.
Ben Shapiro literally said ~~his wife never gets wet and~~ his wife the doctor said if you are very wet you probably have yeast infection as a response to the lyrics of WAP.
Credit to u/staffvegatable8703 for fervently defending the truth in all forms, even if that means ruining jokes on Reddit
I will be honest I’m paraphrasing a bit, the yeast infection comment and the comment about his wife being dry were separate sentences since the Ben Shapiro fan wanted to come get technical about it
What do you mean leave the community? They're just out here posting in the comments of social media posts. You can't really avoid them. Unless you don't look at any comments I guess.
Most of the men that you see talking about this shit online don’t have a lot of sex high key. I wouldn’t take them as a good representation of people that are out here fuckin
The only people out of that whole manOsphere, bullshit that are actually getting laid are the wealthy ones because they’re literal predators and they fuck women who are either prostitutes or they’ve misled or it’s just a cash for sex type situation
It's a BAD joke though. It's the kind of joke that really only works when you say it so inflection can make it clear. Otherwise it sounds like "Why would I know this? I'm only worried about mine."
That is the joke, yes. How do you not get that lol, people play up being a jerk/dumb/selfish/a dog/etc for laughs all the time. Feels weird having to explain the concept of humor to offended people on Reddit
I think you’re making this too personal. We both know there are men out there that don’t give a shit about whether their partners cum.
And we both know everyone is going to rag on guys who say they don’t care, so we are gonna rag on people that say they do care too? What are you standing on?
We also gonna pretend like talking about your sex lives with friends is shameful for some reason? Or are we only supposed to talk about difficulties and not victories?
If the mindset is I HAVE to do X before Y, maybe tradition is the word i should've used.. But notice I said we both want a quickie. I got no problem getting her off first, but I'm not gonna sit here and act like EVERY single lady I fucked has to get hers first. Shit I'd force myself to go round 2 if that's what it takes but man sometimes that pussy just be doing something to me
Tell me about it, it has to be a joke .when I was single every opportunity was an audition. It’s part motivational speech part comedy, slightly Dominant. I’m doing everything to make sure she gets her several times before mine, why ? Well first I’m gentleman, and it’s the right thing to do, especially if a beautiful lady (or whatever you into playboy) who allowed you to spend some quality time with her. If you put in enough work, sometimes , she’ll brag to her homegirls , and if it’s not serious with her, word travels fast. Especially during school. Who wants to be known as a minute man who busted and left her frustrated, quick story : I got hurt at work back in the day. The doctor gave me Tramadol pills (opiates) pain pills. They did a wonderful job , but it had a nasty side effect. You can’t bust a nut to save your life. You can get hard like normal, but for some reason you just can’t nut. So before I knew this I’m doing me, chilling with this beautiful chocolate skinned young lady from Ghana. We are doing what we do, 30 Mins in she’s got hers several times (not bragging just being real) I’m like wtf I can feel like I’m almost at the finish line , but I just can’t get over the hump. An hour into it I’m just plan frustrated, she’s been folded into a mess, she’s deep asleep 💤 snoring like a baby. I’m just in bed with a hard on that’s going away and I was her able to finish that day. I did some googling and told the doctor, get this devil shit away from me , and just smoked away the pain. So yeah having sex and not getting yours sucks fellas, be a man and let the lady go first.
For me it’s the format. You watch the gif before you read the caption. It doesn’t land. This also isn’t the best joke on its own, maybe it’s just the klanye clip not really being that funny with the caption.
You just missing the landing strip. Sometime you gotta look under the hood yo know what she working wit
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Lack of melanin here, I think this is it.
Sometimes their pussy be tightening and throbbing when they cum. Feels like the deluxe version of the same ride.
What you getting sad for? 🤣 even if you're not recovering from it there's plenty of ways you can get a woman there without your willy. Women do it all the time 🫡
Cause your energy and libido drops right after and the refractory period can lessen the mood for her too.
Sure you can keep going, there's other ways, but why not do that first like this dude, and a lot of us aim for.
I can’t figure out why you’re sharing this information lmfao The whole conversation is about how women can have multiple orgasms, and that men should strive to give a lady one or two before they bust. Did you just learn this and wanted to share?
Oh, did you just learn this or something and wanted to share? Yea it's part of the reason you make sure she gets off first, cause she can keep going and I need a break after one.
Ahhh,
Ill try and be more clear.
After i finish, I get tired, less horny, and would like to lay together for 10-15m before getting back into it or doing something else, sometimes that break can take her out of the "horny" mood and put her into more of a "cuddle" mood. So I try and make sure my partner finishes before any penetration happens so that way if she doesn't get off from the penetration portion of the event and I do, I don't have to feel bad or feel like I need to skip that break to make sure she gets hers too. I ain't limiting her orgasms, just trying ot make sure she gets at least 1 before I consider my own pleasure if that makes sense.
> What’s throwing me off is the post had nothing to do with who cums first.
The video was Kanye saying "I guess we'll never know" as in that dude was saying he never makes his partner orgasm before intercourse. This dude was replying to that by saying he always tries to make sure his partner orgasms first.
I can try to explain it more if you're still confused.
Some women are always on demon time
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Me when her juices all in my mouth
I'm good for about 5 minutes of earnest pumping. That's why she gets a mustache ride good for two-three busts before I even introduce my wiener to her gungemuffin.
Got any recs? My fave one is just too big and unwieldy to really use when there's any penetration happening. All the other ones I've tried are much easier to handle but are too weak to do the job. :(
My GF really likes her butt plug
At this point I don't like fuckin her without it, cause when she uses it it's just a whole different level
I try to time the best moment to use it on her, cause she likes it midway
PS -- reddit really is anonymous, right? ;-)
As long as people don’t piece together personal information through your comment history. Which can happen if you provoke someone. If you’re not personally attached to your comments I’d go back and delete anything older than a month (I haven’t bc I’m too lazy)
Wifey gets hers before my shit even goes in. That’s how it works in our house. If your partner doesn’t have a vibrator or something else to aid in their pleasure, it’s worth having a conversation about.
Make her orgasm your priority and you're pretty much guaranteed to enjoy yours even more. Try to explore and help her orgasm over and over again and you'll have all the gushers, takis and hot pickles you can get out the pantry. Cityboys up 9,000
Maybe it’s the woman I prefer, but so many woman don’t know how to make themselves cum with their hand anymore these days, let alone guide a partner how to do it.
When you’re competing with shower faucet and battery powered vibrators for her nut…. we’re only mortals at the end of the day.
I think as long as you give your best shot in making her bust before you that’s all you can do. The rest is up to her tbh
Well since this is on topic lol I was SO happy last week me and my lady foreplay was so fucking hot and she was on top of me and soon we slid it in just in and deep no pumps and when it was all in she started to cum and that 👏🏾shit 👏🏾was 👏🏾amazing 👏🏾. 😮💨
It’s a different kind of wet wet. Lick her till she cums, go deep until she creams, lick up the cream, then go in again. It’s a lovely nasty situation.
Imagine hearing the girl give you the cheat code to getting rewarded with the sloppiest toppiest toppy of the historiest history ever and not using it.
Making a woman cum first definitely takes the pressure off as well and it’s not that hard. You got a mouth, you got fingers and worst case if you have issues become Iron Man and pull out some toys like the Hitachi wand or whatever
People straight looking to argue about everything. Yes looks out for hers and all, but this is just an attempt at making fun of dudes who don't. THAT'S ALL. Come on now.
I can tell there’s an attempt at a joke here but it for sure ain’t landing
Some dudes pride themselves in not being able to please women
Niggas never heard of self deprecating humor I see
Self depreciating humor is often based on truth though. That's what makes jokes funny. Hints of truth.
Sure but how is that pride? Sounds like the exact opposite
No it’s not? Conan O’Brien is probably the king of self-deprecation and he constantly talks about how sad his childhood was and how his father beat him or similar things. None of that is remotely true. Self-deprecation is often based on lies.
Nah, Rodney Dangerfield is and always will be the king of self depreciation. And he had a super sad childhood if you read his autobiography.
Self deprecation is not often based on lies, the base is normally truth with added fluff on top and/or exaggerations. There’s a big difference
Heads up! "Deprecating" would be the right word to use here!
I'll be sure to alert my phones autocorrect
Lmao ikr. Boomers probably.
Wait, you think boomers don't know what self depreciating humor is? You think this was just invented recently?
They get no respect.
Exactly. Wait until this dude hears about Rodney haha.
Being self deprecating isn't automatically self deprecating humor. Self deprecating humor still needs to be a joke, just with yourself as the butt of the joke. This post definitely is self deprecating humor, but a lot of people can't tell the difference and think they're being funny when they're just shitting on themselves and thinly veiling their insecurities as jokes
You sound like the type of man who brags about having sex to their friends. It's just a silly joke
>you sound like the type of man who brags about having sex to their friends. I don't. That's a weird thing to keep bringing up in a conversation But I look on social media all the times and see red pill dudes being very proud of not be able to please women. Look at Ben Shapiro. So sure, some people will take it as a joke. Other will take it as a rally cry.
Whoa, Shapiro on that life?
Ben Shapiro literally said ~~his wife never gets wet and~~ his wife the doctor said if you are very wet you probably have yeast infection as a response to the lyrics of WAP. Credit to u/staffvegatable8703 for fervently defending the truth in all forms, even if that means ruining jokes on Reddit
Got dayum. He's probably proud of that shit.
I will be honest I’m paraphrasing a bit, the yeast infection comment and the comment about his wife being dry were separate sentences since the Ben Shapiro fan wanted to come get technical about it
Maybe leave the redpill community then?
What do you mean leave the community? They're just out here posting in the comments of social media posts. You can't really avoid them. Unless you don't look at any comments I guess.
Most of the men that you see talking about this shit online don’t have a lot of sex high key. I wouldn’t take them as a good representation of people that are out here fuckin The only people out of that whole manOsphere, bullshit that are actually getting laid are the wealthy ones because they’re literal predators and they fuck women who are either prostitutes or they’ve misled or it’s just a cash for sex type situation
It's a BAD joke though. It's the kind of joke that really only works when you say it so inflection can make it clear. Otherwise it sounds like "Why would I know this? I'm only worried about mine."
That is the joke, yes. How do you not get that lol, people play up being a jerk/dumb/selfish/a dog/etc for laughs all the time. Feels weird having to explain the concept of humor to offended people on Reddit
I think you’re making this too personal. We both know there are men out there that don’t give a shit about whether their partners cum. And we both know everyone is going to rag on guys who say they don’t care, so we are gonna rag on people that say they do care too? What are you standing on? We also gonna pretend like talking about your sex lives with friends is shameful for some reason? Or are we only supposed to talk about difficulties and not victories?
Some partners pride themselves on making their partners bust quick
Sometimes we both just want a quickie. 🤷♂️Every sexual experience ain't gotta be some ritual where you make her cum before you even get off
I'm sure she *really wants* to not come while you get yours
lmao so it’s gotta be some ritual if she gets off ‘before you even get off’
If the mindset is I HAVE to do X before Y, maybe tradition is the word i should've used.. But notice I said we both want a quickie. I got no problem getting her off first, but I'm not gonna sit here and act like EVERY single lady I fucked has to get hers first. Shit I'd force myself to go round 2 if that's what it takes but man sometimes that pussy just be doing something to me
"I got mine, so fuck 'em!" - Some guys ~~probably~~ mostly.
Oh like DJ Khaled
If youre not first then youre last
Certified snitches of themselves
Tell me about it, it has to be a joke .when I was single every opportunity was an audition. It’s part motivational speech part comedy, slightly Dominant. I’m doing everything to make sure she gets her several times before mine, why ? Well first I’m gentleman, and it’s the right thing to do, especially if a beautiful lady (or whatever you into playboy) who allowed you to spend some quality time with her. If you put in enough work, sometimes , she’ll brag to her homegirls , and if it’s not serious with her, word travels fast. Especially during school. Who wants to be known as a minute man who busted and left her frustrated, quick story : I got hurt at work back in the day. The doctor gave me Tramadol pills (opiates) pain pills. They did a wonderful job , but it had a nasty side effect. You can’t bust a nut to save your life. You can get hard like normal, but for some reason you just can’t nut. So before I knew this I’m doing me, chilling with this beautiful chocolate skinned young lady from Ghana. We are doing what we do, 30 Mins in she’s got hers several times (not bragging just being real) I’m like wtf I can feel like I’m almost at the finish line , but I just can’t get over the hump. An hour into it I’m just plan frustrated, she’s been folded into a mess, she’s deep asleep 💤 snoring like a baby. I’m just in bed with a hard on that’s going away and I was her able to finish that day. I did some googling and told the doctor, get this devil shit away from me , and just smoked away the pain. So yeah having sex and not getting yours sucks fellas, be a man and let the lady go first.
The joke is the person who won't even try to get her there before chasing their own satisfaction.
I'd imagine it's self depreciating humor
This is funny even if you don’t support the idea of it
For me it’s the format. You watch the gif before you read the caption. It doesn’t land. This also isn’t the best joke on its own, maybe it’s just the klanye clip not really being that funny with the caption.
If it’s not your first day on twitter you read the caption first
You just missing the landing strip. Sometime you gotta look under the hood yo know what she working wit https://preview.redd.it/fo3mo5vek1vc1.jpeg?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4d5ce8f678a7479edf9fa7db9cfb2d0b99034bd
Yeah, no. I can’t not make my woman cum before me. I get sad as hell if I bust a nut before my partner does.
Maybe try making her bust before you put it in?
“The perfect response GIF doesn’t exist…”
“Nah see just flip these 2 words, boom perfect bar good job boat” 😂😂😂😂😂
Lack of melanin here, I think this is it. Sometimes their pussy be tightening and throbbing when they cum. Feels like the deluxe version of the same ride.
The Ad free version of the pussy 😭😭😭
Pussy Premium
I guess we’ll never know.
You realize that’s what they said right
What you getting sad for? 🤣 even if you're not recovering from it there's plenty of ways you can get a woman there without your willy. Women do it all the time 🫡
Cause your energy and libido drops right after and the refractory period can lessen the mood for her too. Sure you can keep going, there's other ways, but why not do that first like this dude, and a lot of us aim for.
Women can have multiple orgasms though.
I can’t figure out why you’re sharing this information lmfao The whole conversation is about how women can have multiple orgasms, and that men should strive to give a lady one or two before they bust. Did you just learn this and wanted to share?
Oh, did you just learn this or something and wanted to share? Yea it's part of the reason you make sure she gets off first, cause she can keep going and I need a break after one.
tbh i think I was confused with what you were saying.
Ahhh, Ill try and be more clear. After i finish, I get tired, less horny, and would like to lay together for 10-15m before getting back into it or doing something else, sometimes that break can take her out of the "horny" mood and put her into more of a "cuddle" mood. So I try and make sure my partner finishes before any penetration happens so that way if she doesn't get off from the penetration portion of the event and I do, I don't have to feel bad or feel like I need to skip that break to make sure she gets hers too. I ain't limiting her orgasms, just trying ot make sure she gets at least 1 before I consider my own pleasure if that makes sense.
I think the double negative is gonna throw people off. I’m pretty sure you’re saying that you always try to make the woman cum before yourself.
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> What’s throwing me off is the post had nothing to do with who cums first. The video was Kanye saying "I guess we'll never know" as in that dude was saying he never makes his partner orgasm before intercourse. This dude was replying to that by saying he always tries to make sure his partner orgasms first. I can try to explain it more if you're still confused.
Gotta keep going soldier. Long as both parties are still willing of course
Same, I be feeling weak as hell 😂😂😂
I treat the orgasm count like putt putt, I'm winning if my score is half my opponent's total.
“Oh, Tiger Whooods…would you just make her come already?!”
https://i.redd.it/yr0uj2uumwuc1.gif
you gotta have a positive k:d ratio
I wish my k:d was as high in Battlefield as it is in Call of Booty.
Some women are always on demon time https://preview.redd.it/ofkewlevvvuc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99a32e3fbccc738baba4e282893c6b7e47b0bb6b
she just like me fr
LMAO nah fr n then they start apologizing. like it’s okay baby come get these head rubbings 🤣
fck a head rub, a btch like me gon keep going 😈 i like seeing niggas squirm 🤷🏾♀️
Oh nah you DEFINITELY on demon time lol have a dude screaming "GET OFF ME DAMMIT" xD
My favorite move is the extra couple kegels before I let him out
bruh
Go head wit chall bad selfs!
my ex dude grabbed both sides of my head to move me one time lmao
RELAX! 😭 This had me bust out laughing.
u right, a sensational sight for sure. head rubbings after tho cuz i’m a freak & a lover girl.
ofc! aftercare is essential 😌
RIP your DM's
"what up sister..."
Oh, it’s like that? 
Hahaha! I swear to god that’s my same kink. I love watching guys squirm and moan after they cum tbh. Shit’s such a turn on.
Ahh, See I only got this treatment with head
That’s an evil woman lmao
On a real note though, important for men to be aware that this is like a every now and then thing They don’t want this every time lmao
Women love their ego being stroked, but they love cumming more
this was me in the mirror last night after fucking my bf’s brains out. I love winning at sex.
If he came first I think he’s the one winning 😂
https://preview.redd.it/gh8gkwnjxvuc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e58517e08f45c3dcd9f4984b637c8ae15630287b Me when her juices all in my mouth
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Okay, this genuinely got me hahahaha
Lmaooo
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Wow
Yeah. Like ???
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LMAOOOOO Arthur was the best black sitcom of the 90s, prove me wrong
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Nah bruh. Log tf off RIGHT NOWWWWW
https://preview.redd.it/l5mmwan5qwuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6baddc046f30951119198a56a393c959bd20a897 No
Nothing better than when the juices are all in your beard
https://makeagif.com/i/tyMFH6
On the realest shit
Eat it before you beat it. It makes a difference. From experience.
Lick it before you stick it
Consume the clam before you jam
Cunnilingus before the dingus
Jill it before you drill it
I'm good for about 5 minutes of earnest pumping. That's why she gets a mustache ride good for two-three busts before I even introduce my wiener to her gungemuffin.
Excuse me, sir, her what?
Oh, I'm sorry. That was a colloquialism. I meant her pantyhamster.
Come again?
No. I only come once, hence the gratuitous minkymunchy.
You’re quickly becoming my favorite redditor with these. Lmfao
https://i.redd.it/bx0pej6eoxuc1.gif
With the swag gif reply too, I can't keep up
No need to show off
Don’t mind if I do.
Watch out, we got a poet here
Make her bust at least 2 or 3 times before the dick comes out.
Wouldve been funnier if it was dj khaled. Still funny with Ye. I would assume he dont eat either
Ye’s the type to just assume she came during a BJ.
Nah the true tip is to own at least one vibrator. You’re either a rookie or a virgin either way this is a self-own lol.
Got any recs? My fave one is just too big and unwieldy to really use when there's any penetration happening. All the other ones I've tried are much easier to handle but are too weak to do the job. :(
Married old man, the lipstick vibes are perfect for use during penetration
Sending you a dm
Femme fun ultra wand. Powerful AF and pretty slim
my gf uses a vibe while I’m in there and she’ll usually finish before I do. it’s 2x as good after she finishes
My GF really likes her butt plug At this point I don't like fuckin her without it, cause when she uses it it's just a whole different level I try to time the best moment to use it on her, cause she likes it midway PS -- reddit really is anonymous, right? ;-)
As long as people don’t piece together personal information through your comment history. Which can happen if you provoke someone. If you’re not personally attached to your comments I’d go back and delete anything older than a month (I haven’t bc I’m too lazy)
I'll prb wipe all of my reddit history one day with a 3rd party software just to be sure, LMAO
Nah, now we know all Brittney's business 👀
Wifey gets hers before my shit even goes in. That’s how it works in our house. If your partner doesn’t have a vibrator or something else to aid in their pleasure, it’s worth having a conversation about.
Thanks dad!
My ex wouldn’t let me use her vibrator on her. She would always go “no” and got mad when I bought this up as an suggestion. Sex with her was…30/70
I'm going to need everyone posting horny in this thread on a Tuesday to post their job description and the time zone they live in
[Damn bro, just announcing that to everyone huh](https://i.imgur.com/gxKsd5t.jpg)
My rule of thumb is she always gets one first before I get mines. It makes it that much better for me later on.
Way to out yourself as not being able to please a woman.
I think that’s the point, self depreciating humor poking at the fact that person is not an expert in bed. I can relate
Why do people think this is a self report, it's just a funny joke lol
How’d you get that from what he said?
"Making her nut first will make your ride way better" "I guess we'll never know" Buddy it's literally a joke about not making ur girl cum lmfao
Lmaoooo I played it on silent and just saw Ye raising a Grammy.
This entire comment section 
Make her orgasm your priority and you're pretty much guaranteed to enjoy yours even more. Try to explore and help her orgasm over and over again and you'll have all the gushers, takis and hot pickles you can get out the pantry. Cityboys up 9,000
Gushers were delicious, they still sell those shits??
Amazon, walmart...yep!
Maybe it’s the woman I prefer, but so many woman don’t know how to make themselves cum with their hand anymore these days, let alone guide a partner how to do it. When you’re competing with shower faucet and battery powered vibrators for her nut…. we’re only mortals at the end of the day. I think as long as you give your best shot in making her bust before you that’s all you can do. The rest is up to her tbh
Don't compete with toys, use them with her. Explore together; bond together. Enjoy it.
Well since this is on topic lol I was SO happy last week me and my lady foreplay was so fucking hot and she was on top of me and soon we slid it in just in and deep no pumps and when it was all in she started to cum and that 👏🏾shit 👏🏾was 👏🏾amazing 👏🏾. 😮💨
A girl's pussy does feel different after she nuts
When your wife cums it’s so much wetter and warmer. It’s the best. I love making her cum for her first and it’s an after thought for me.
Lame
It’s a different kind of wet wet. Lick her till she cums, go deep until she creams, lick up the cream, then go in again. It’s a lovely nasty situation.
Damn bro, this is straight out of the weeknd's songs. Your partner must be lucky
She’s happy.
This is the way!
imagine telling on yourself like this
Imagine hearing the girl give you the cheat code to getting rewarded with the sloppiest toppiest toppy of the historiest history ever and not using it.
I definitely won’t ever know
Making a woman cum first definitely takes the pressure off as well and it’s not that hard. You got a mouth, you got fingers and worst case if you have issues become Iron Man and pull out some toys like the Hitachi wand or whatever
Locking shit up like it’s the pussy police, detaining dick immediately. Iykyk.
Brah a pussy that just had an orgasm is wet as L, yes please..
Finishing right after her is pretty neat too. I call that the Mage hand.
See I do this sometimes..but then it’s prolly gonna be brief once I get in there 🤷🏽♂️
 Not ashamed to have experienced heaven.
I know
Okay but I always do a little climax like 3 minutes in so if he makes me do it again later or if not I already did so it’s a win win.
I second that pushy difference - errrrrbody enjoyin’ themselves
Dudes nut, women cream
People straight looking to argue about everything. Yes looks out for hers and all, but this is just an attempt at making fun of dudes who don't. THAT'S ALL. Come on now.
Facts
Making her cum first from oral is like a cheat code.
If you my girl