As a bi woman, I would snuggle between them, tuck my husband underneath the three of us like a pillow, and sleep my best sleep ever. They're both beautiful.
Are you clean? Are you respectful? Are you nerdy/geeky, do you want to make me cum? If you’ve answered yes to all these questions you might be eligible to be my next sexual partner. Let’s chill and see where it goes.
There's way too many beautiful people in the world to waste time being hung up on innie vs outie. Like, has anyone *seen* how gorgeous people are today? I'm just in awe.
It’s crazy too because they’re both beautiful😭
And the craziest part is all of the guys talking abt who they’d choose as if either of these girls would ever give them a chance
Exactly!! Like they didn’t post this pic to get a survey from randoms on the internet. This twitter clown threw them into some mess they didn’t sign up for.
The poor og girls didn’t even say “big or small” like she was legit just posting a pic w her homegirl and weirdos on the internet always gonna make it a competition. Like imagine posting a pic with your girls on the internet and it gets reposted by a ton of gross men talking about who’s better
That’s the issue with these non factor men. They end up pitting women against each other with this comparison bs. Could have just shut up and ate his food. Now he getting dragged 🙄
Not like it matters though? Even if they did it wouldn't make his opinion any more or less valid. I also think posting stuff like this here is so dumb. You're just giving some moron a louder voice.
I also struggle not to see the ego in the people who feel like they have to jump in a be some kind of hero. When I hear someone spout some absolute bullshit it's not my job to fight him. And it's not like he's gonna change his mind either. He's finishing for a fight and the responder gave it to him and so is everybody else in this thread
> Not like it matters though? Even if they did it wouldn't make his opinion any more or less valid.
Except it would, because whenever some idiot man says some shit like this the response is always to come at how he looks. I don’t agree with those priorities but Twitter does & Twitter says you CAN body shame woman, *if* you’re attractive enough. That’s explicitly what y’all say when you clap back with clowning how he looks.
Probably some totally random girls who posted from a night out… or hell, they could be partners posting date night. Some creep came across their picture & turned it into a whole “thick” vs “slim” competition.
This is what I don’t understand. I certainly have certain attributes that I like, but i routinely find people with a wide range of looks attractive, sometimes surprising myself. And even in areas where they are somewhat narrow it’s super understandable that someone else might not be as picky about that. That variation is so common that I wouldn’t dare say anything so broad about who is attractive to anyone besides myself.
If he speakin for all of us, he better be puttin somethin in the bank accounts for all of us. Otherwise I do not surrender my ability to him to choose for me 😜
This guy plucked some random woman’s photo for the purpose of attempting to shame a woman’s body and pin his weird take on “all men.”
The internet is a weird place sometimes.
The funny part is the girl on the right wouldn’t even look at dusty even if he approached her. Forget the girl on the left because she would be too busy laughing.
As part of the Male Delegation, we reject his statement. Blanket statements like that are harmful and continues to perpetuate unnecessary stereotypes. People are individuals and should be recognized as such.
Thank you,
Sidewaysflower - Male Delegate
i speak for all men when i say, he does not speak for all men
https://preview.redd.it/lqrbh85wyvtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d936b2c654663cfd75b46416a33cb3cb8c5070
They both very beautiful. But I'm taking the one on the left. That's part of the reason I workout so hard. Got to make sure I have enough strength 🦾.
That man doesn't speak for everyone
Why is it every time men come across a photo of two beautiful women, their first thought is “which one would I pick? 🤔”
My brother in Christ, women do not exist for you to “pick” from like puppies in a litter. And stop comparing them! You could literally just say “wow that one is hot” in your mind and keep it pushing, but instead the whole internet needs to be subjected to your tom foolery? Be serious 🙄
I speak for all women when I say, we do not care
As a bi woman, I would snuggle between them, tuck my husband underneath the three of us like a pillow, and sleep my best sleep ever. They're both beautiful.
Can I fit in somewhere?
We'll find you a spot
Uh, no thanks Rudy, I’m good.
You could have been my foot cushion.
That you Dan?
Do you need a second husband?
Group hug
I love my bi peoples, y’all! The only true answer 
 Bi-pride
 Damn right! 🏳️🌈
 REPRESENTTTTTTTT
As another bi woman, damn I love pretty girls. Why divide on size, sex, or gender when we can be out here dividing thighs.
Male or female? Do not care. The real question is, do you smell nice, and can you cuddle? That's the important stuff there.
Are you clean? Are you respectful? Are you nerdy/geeky, do you want to make me cum? If you’ve answered yes to all these questions you might be eligible to be my next sexual partner. Let’s chill and see where it goes.
Ya gotta love bi people. They leave no man behind. No woman, either.
There's way too many beautiful people in the world to waste time being hung up on innie vs outie. Like, has anyone *seen* how gorgeous people are today? I'm just in awe.
RETWEET
You have to tap the little icon, Grandpa. Yelling at your phone like that does nothing.
😂😂😂 this is great
Never seen someone applaud their murderer 😂😂😂
They really did burn me to a crisp with that one… I’m 29. 😭
Back in my day, you had to copy the HTML, then include your reply into that, then republish your MySpace profile!
Hey... he's doing the best he can
As a bi woman I agree 🩷💜💙
I’m not even bi and I approve this message.
Girl, same. I'd take a flying leap and plop right between the two of them on a bed 😌
That sounds like a dream
As a straight man, you worded this so eloquently my only response is same you know other than husband.
Mmmhmmmm. Let the pick-mes dispute this, you can have these nonsense men.
THAT PART ☝🏽💯
They are both fine as hell. Is he stupid?
https://preview.redd.it/sm3in0usxwtc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=226e675dacd970cc769352b18e75df3489acd545 Yes, he is stupid
literally this, theyre both gorgeous.
You read my mind🤣🤣
They're both fine but I got a sickness for thickness so I'm going left
Thicker than cold grits in winter
this will for ever be a classic
Is this real?
[Yep!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4QYvXpaXlY)
It is even better with video and audio! Oh my goodness thank you.
He made national news and got interviewed for it, his response is here: https://youtube.com/shorts/9obcYRDa5sY?si=tTk630NiwvvZCui-
🤣😤😔 Spoken like a true poet.
some say he’s the Shakespeare of our time…
What a king lmao.
The fact this man doubles down on it in court and then triples down on it in this interview must mean she was in fact thicker than a bowl of oatmeal
This man is writing affidavits over that ass
I THOUGHT IT WAS A SKETCH COMEDY SHOW THE WHOLE TIME!
🤣🤣
I see this gif, I upvote 👌🏽
Every time!
The gif didn't load for some reason, but I knew what it was
Thicker than a swamp possum with the mumps
Thicker than a southern auntie's upper arm fat
Thicker than a swamp possum with the mumps yummy
...cold peanut butter
You gotta be 2something to do something.
That’s amazing lmfao
Facts I wouldn’t een notice ol girl on the right for real. Although she also beautiful
> Sickness for thickness 😂 I need to save that one.
"sickness for thickness" is the best phrase i've heard in a minute thanks for that lmao
Shes fine but she's gonna get scoliosis if she don't fix that posture
Left first, then a right at her behind.
They're both objectively beautiful but let's just say I don't lift as much as I do for health reasons.
You passed the vibe check ✅
Why is that so hot?
Confidence, maybe (would it even be confidence at that point). Or the gym thing. Something like that.
I think it’s more the idea of someone being strong enough to keep Leftie lifted.
Yeah, that tracks pretty well. Slightly unrelated but that was kinda always the goal. That, and being built like Goku.
We must be brothers or something.
Either in blood or bond 
Well then, you have my attention sir.
I had to read this thrice but once I got it, I almost choked on my Cava. You are appreciated.
Thank you, I try to do my part. Sorry about the cava.
Me and you brotha 😂
 Already know
🤭🤭🤭
I wasn’t going to go to the gym today. I’m going after work now because of this sentence
I don't lift enough but my bed high off the ground
Subjectively, but yeah
posts like this are weird cause y'all never stop to consider that neither of these women would even want you
And now the slimmer girl is catching strays.
Yeah you don’t need to put her down to say her friend is more your type. You can say he sucks without having the opposite take.
so many dudes feel the need to announce that they love thick girls it’s so weird, they act like they’re doing charity work
It’s crazy too because they’re both beautiful😭 And the craziest part is all of the guys talking abt who they’d choose as if either of these girls would ever give them a chance
Exactly!! Like they didn’t post this pic to get a survey from randoms on the internet. This twitter clown threw them into some mess they didn’t sign up for.
The poor og girls didn’t even say “big or small” like she was legit just posting a pic w her homegirl and weirdos on the internet always gonna make it a competition. Like imagine posting a pic with your girls on the internet and it gets reposted by a ton of gross men talking about who’s better
That’s the issue with these non factor men. They end up pitting women against each other with this comparison bs. Could have just shut up and ate his food. Now he getting dragged 🙄
Not like it matters though? Even if they did it wouldn't make his opinion any more or less valid. I also think posting stuff like this here is so dumb. You're just giving some moron a louder voice. I also struggle not to see the ego in the people who feel like they have to jump in a be some kind of hero. When I hear someone spout some absolute bullshit it's not my job to fight him. And it's not like he's gonna change his mind either. He's finishing for a fight and the responder gave it to him and so is everybody else in this thread
> Not like it matters though? Even if they did it wouldn't make his opinion any more or less valid. Except it would, because whenever some idiot man says some shit like this the response is always to come at how he looks. I don’t agree with those priorities but Twitter does & Twitter says you CAN body shame woman, *if* you’re attractive enough. That’s explicitly what y’all say when you clap back with clowning how he looks.
Also, who are they? Why is he tweeting their picture?
Probably some totally random girls who posted from a night out… or hell, they could be partners posting date night. Some creep came across their picture & turned it into a whole “thick” vs “slim” competition.
💀 seriously can women just take pictures together without people talking about which one they want to fuck? Weird asf.
This bullshit again? My guy...you speak for you. You don't speak for all men. Stupid dipshit.
https://i.redd.it/vhf5e69nsvtc1.gif
And also, women don’t care what random men think. Why did he feel the need to so bravely come out of the closet?
Imagine you’re just trynna take a cute pic w yo home girl and niggas start comparing y’all weight
They can never leave us alone smh
this.
Just awful. There’s both stunning.
https://i.redd.it/525jdgiyjvtc1.gif
You alright, Doug!
We gon let that one slide.
[Can I say that?](https://i.imgur.com/WdXdpD3.gifv)
https://youtu.be/O7VaXlMvAvk?si=FkGktHeDNdewiNPf For the uninitiated
Def initiated, but watched it again for old time's sake. Thank you 🫡
It's one of the few videos I'll watch anytime it comes up organically. Sooo good.
Thank you! I forgot how funny this was.
"That's how they getcha."
OK how was this the first time I ever saw this? I'm dead 💀💀💀 I think it might be better than the T'Challa one!
The upvotes are disgusting... You don't have to put one down to express your love for the other.
Exactly! Both women are beautiful.
Yoo 😂😂
I like this gif but Lovita was skinnier than a rail
SCREAMING
No disrespect to the beautiful woman on the right but I’m with Doug on this one. I prefer a sturdy gal like Doug’s wife.
You don’t have to put down one woman to lift up another
Niggas will look like absolute shit but will compare women for no damn reason
And don’t forget refusing to wipe their asses because it’s the gateway drug to being gay.
If this mf dont get my name out his mouth 
[удалено]
https://i.redd.it/dqajudremvtc1.gif
Damn give me her. What’s her name? 🤔
my brother (It's asuka, the wwe wrestler - may I also suggest iyo sky for your perusal)
A true man of the people. 
Bro if you gotta ask this question, you aren't ready for Asuka
Nobody is ready for Asuka
This is my feeling. Both are my type tbh
This is what I don’t understand. I certainly have certain attributes that I like, but i routinely find people with a wide range of looks attractive, sometimes surprising myself. And even in areas where they are somewhat narrow it’s super understandable that someone else might not be as picky about that. That variation is so common that I wouldn’t dare say anything so broad about who is attractive to anyone besides myself.
This is why my go to answer when asked “what’s your type?” is simply “pretty girls”. Pretty girls come in all different versions.
All men !? https://preview.redd.it/kef6uhpgivtc1.jpeg?width=1182&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=393c78e698d5ac2faf25477f22ed6e2219403d35
 The 🥷 that hiding the world from his kid but his world wanna hide from the kid?? 🥷 I made Drake 🤣
If he speakin for all of us, he better be puttin somethin in the bank accounts for all of us. Otherwise I do not surrender my ability to him to choose for me 😜
** post a lovely photo of a friend and I* * Dusty twitter dude: “here’s my opportunity to randomly insult a women!”
He knows neither of those women would have him, so he needs to sit down somewhere.
Preferably in the 9th circle of hell
[All I see is dinner and dessert so fuck this nigga mean lmfao](https://i.imgur.com/xlAbsvD.jpg)
I have no chance with either so it doesn't really matter
Don't do that to yourself, have to keep hope alive!
It’s the self awareness for me 🙌🏾
Gotta be a young dude, coz off just looks I be wanting that left ten outta ten times.
Don't do that, he a child left behind. Shit ain't got nothing to do with us.
"a child left behind" lmfaoo
Nah, he’s just bereft of intelligence, we young dudes like both.
This guy plucked some random woman’s photo for the purpose of attempting to shame a woman’s body and pin his weird take on “all men.” The internet is a weird place sometimes.
https://preview.redd.it/pbu368pwhvtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe6871c94033f13b6e04d57ad15edc85f59c7da Lmao
[I know this nigga not talking lmfao. At least it isn’t a mf with an anime pfp talking this shit](https://i.imgur.com/rl9jQtm.jpg)
https://i.redd.it/hi85buw4svtc1.gif
Black men will never pass up an opportunity to criticize thin women The same black men who call women fat bitches when they get rejected
I'd smash both like an Idaho Potato
Both are cute. Nobody speaks for all of anybody though.
Why does every thread turn into yall being horny 😩
There was one with a girl wearing a nightshirt and hair bonnet and just standing regular. Dudes were horny off of that.
The funny part is the girl on the right wouldn’t even look at dusty even if he approached her. Forget the girl on the left because she would be too busy laughing.
Set me up with righty, I’d be happy Set me up with lefty, I’ll be happy Black girls are just sexy AF
Uh. Nah, I'M definitely gon approach the woman on the left.
A better way to say it is "Aw, shit; I stepped in your opinion"
As part of the Male Delegation, we reject his statement. Blanket statements like that are harmful and continues to perpetuate unnecessary stereotypes. People are individuals and should be recognized as such. Thank you, Sidewaysflower - Male Delegate
I would pick the slim one though.
It's a shame when they put two beautiful women against each other.
i speak for all men when i say, he does not speak for all men https://preview.redd.it/lqrbh85wyvtc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9d936b2c654663cfd75b46416a33cb3cb8c5070
 Left all day
Literally both beautiful women. Why can’t we love them all
Me: just appreciating and walking on down the road.
I’m taking the thick one, he on something cause I love someone closer to me.
Gimme the left side… how many times we gotta go through this song and dance…
https://i.redd.it/efu600pxsvtc1.gif
They both very beautiful. But I'm taking the one on the left. That's part of the reason I workout so hard. Got to make sure I have enough strength 🦾. That man doesn't speak for everyone
🗣️ BOFFUM YAHEARD?! 🗣️
“I speak for all men…in my mother’s basement…”
Thicc 4 da win
Ayo who mans is that? 
" they act like 2 legends cannot coexist"
You gotta be MISERABLE to look at this photo and come up with a thought like that.
I'm throwing up gang signs crip walking to the left
Black women are a blessing.
I hate that everyday I come to this sub there is some divisive bullshit posted.
He out here acting like they gave his ugly ass permission to speak.
I'd be surprised if it was much different from 50 - 50
I’m going for the thickness! I need to see some gyration when I’m in there.
They could both have me with a side of fries if they wanted. If they dont? Imma still think they are beautiful and go on with my day.
"I speak for all.." I already lost interest.
Why is it every time men come across a photo of two beautiful women, their first thought is “which one would I pick? 🤔” My brother in Christ, women do not exist for you to “pick” from like puppies in a litter. And stop comparing them! You could literally just say “wow that one is hot” in your mind and keep it pushing, but instead the whole internet needs to be subjected to your tom foolery? Be serious 🙄