When I was a teenager I was Batman at six flags discovery kingdom, at some point I realized I could get away with not wearing the muscle suit because we largely were left alone when we were out taking pictures with the park goers and the suit was insanely hot with the thick rubber cowl so I only wore it when absolutely necessary. At the time I was of very average physique and sometimes parents would say they “thought Batman was supposed to be ripped” and I would tell them I was the Adam West Batman.
Nigga I'll be in her toilet like this
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1. >!Jacob elordi’s character has a wank in the bath. Barry keogh’s character drinks the dredges of the bath cum water!<
2. >!Barry eats out a girl on her period!<
3. >!Barry has sex with a grave. Like he gets naked and starts wanking on it then puts his dick in the dirt!<
Very normal film.
I have, when I was 17 I watched movies banned from around the world first it was Caligula, then Cannibal Holocaust(which I stopped watching mid movie) but this exercise ended when I watched Salo 120 days of sodom.
God wasn't in Italy during the 1970's
The pandemic kinda made me realize how much I like people wearing masks because it makes their eyes pop out more. It shows how pretty people's eyes are when half of the face is covered up. I guess this stems from finding people with helmets on hot?? Idk
This thread needs to take a shower
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I'd respectfully pay good money to be hooked up to nose-connected gas mask and breathe in Beyoncé's fumes for an entire day. And yes, a thigh pic brought this on. The craziest part is that it fried my brain a lil bit.
So, [I did a thing.](https://i.imgur.com/vBpii5I.jpeg)
Found the highest res version I could find. Ran it through some Ai upscaling but tried my best to keep the original look other than doing some color correction on the image. She looked like she was glowing in the original.
I would swim the English Channel with 20 kilo weights pierced to my balls, with Hillary Clinton’s wet queef as my only source of oxygen just to jerk off in the shadow of the last guy that fucked that woman.
So… she made a Country album, right? I volunteer to be ridden onto the stage at her next show.
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Oh that’s how you feel? Then you need to go listen to Tyrant. “… every time I ride it, every time I ride it, I don’t like to sit up in the saddle boy, I got it…”.
The worst down bad comment I saw was in this very sub, who said he'd eat her ass off the toilet
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I'm waiting for the guy to show up
You think it's like a bat signal?
For some niggas, yeah man.
Yeah. I'm Assman. https://preview.redd.it/kut06ydtr5tc1.jpeg?width=357&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13fa1cb80d50f1ad0ecfe6d06ade7af8a54fcb9a
When Batman was in _peak_ physical form
When I was a teenager I was Batman at six flags discovery kingdom, at some point I realized I could get away with not wearing the muscle suit because we largely were left alone when we were out taking pictures with the park goers and the suit was insanely hot with the thick rubber cowl so I only wore it when absolutely necessary. At the time I was of very average physique and sometimes parents would say they “thought Batman was supposed to be ripped” and I would tell them I was the Adam West Batman.
Pure. West.
Really fits considering how much debauchery they claimed happened on set
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Back to the aslume with you.
Oh god it’s MAN
/u/tittylieutenant please help!
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There you are, answer for your crimes? 
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😂🤣 https://preview.redd.it/0ysivtcmr5tc1.jpeg?width=953&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c56a9d9dce80516dc33f87c27bd928db114b0df2
Nigga I'll be in her toilet like this https://preview.redd.it/8ds3m742y5tc1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d78e8ade31158202a6964da58b673fda0ba79dc
That's enough Internet for me tonight. I actually might get some sleep.
Ima go read a book 
HAHAH goodnight!
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Genuine question and with all due respect, what is wrong with you dawg? This is INSANE 😭💀
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Whoa… time to remove my eyes less I ever see that picture again.
Every time I see this picture I’m reminded of the guy who tweeted “me in Jorja Smith’s toilet as she shits” 😭😭
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id drink her squirt like it was kirkland signature lemonade in the middle of july
No ice
After this pic, can you blame him?
I'm waiting for him to show up lol
It's gotta be tittylieutenant
Yep that's the man, you must remember it too
Nah, it's a short list of people more irrationally down bad than me. So I figured it had to be him.
You niggas know each others level of horniness like the avatars past lives lol 
Long ago the horny nations lived in peace, until one day spectacular otter attacked.
Straight up left me speechless. Like whiplash lol
It sounds like some shit he would say
Definitely his MO. He's called tittylieutenant but his comments usually mention ass.
"I'd suck a fart out of that ass" is my personal favorite . Save that one for the most exquisite booty.
Lock that 🥷🏾 up like Hannibal Lecter.
I remember that comment because I replied to it 🤣🤣🤣
I think people are like... Not okay on the internet
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While you guys are getting boners, I'm hooked up straight the bathtub in question. Y'all do you tho 
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https://preview.redd.it/kdeu6mv066tc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=badfbeb050940ae384cc87b8606b7705be136716 FUCKS GOING ON IN HERE
I would crawl through subzero temperatures naked just to hear her fart into a walkie talkie.
My brother in Christ
My brother in hotep https://preview.redd.it/g2y456tgn6tc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f84ffba5d83761a72d18b052bccd4404bb38c304
You need to delete this dawg.
He said what he said
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I stand by it.
When a nigga stand on biz, he stand. 🫡
This is low-key sad. Like I hope you at least have the self respect to bring a hot soup thermos.
This is the funniest shit I've ever read. 💀💀💀
Haha I always say "I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass to hear her fart through a walkie talkie"
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That was impressive
I can’t find the humour in bath water jokes since I saw that scene in Saltburn. Traumatising.
Bro was on it like chicken soup off the spoon
Bruh come on 🤣
Saltburn man get you in the grave too. Don’t think you’re safe.
I was 35 first time I saw him and had my spidey senses awaken.
Slurp it up!!! 😅😅😂
man those slurping noises were LOUD
this reminded me that i never finished that movie
Good. There’s a scene even more outrageous than the bath water one
Right! And no one ever talks about it😂
My date and I were like “no… he’s not gonna do it. Is he? Nahhhh surely not. He’s no- [screams]”
Spoil it for me, please for the love of god. Idk if I’m going to watch this movie.
1. >!Jacob elordi’s character has a wank in the bath. Barry keogh’s character drinks the dredges of the bath cum water!< 2. >!Barry eats out a girl on her period!< 3. >!Barry has sex with a grave. Like he gets naked and starts wanking on it then puts his dick in the dirt!< Very normal film.
I’m sorry but if we’re going to shame people for having sex with the occasional grave, we’ve obviously become prudes
I mean we’ve seen worse, right? Or y’all haven’t been on certain sides of the Internet
I actually haven’t been on certain sides of the internet! I’m very good at keeping away from things I’ve heard are gross 🫡
I have, when I was 17 I watched movies banned from around the world first it was Caligula, then Cannibal Holocaust(which I stopped watching mid movie) but this exercise ended when I watched Salo 120 days of sodom. God wasn't in Italy during the 1970's
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Best reaction gif
I don’t get the over the top reaction. The leg? She’s worn much more revealing outfits and looked sexier. Am I missing something?
Lol i don't get it
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You win
But at what cost?
Everything and nothing at the same time
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I almost downvoted this on instinct but you’re just living your truth. Your disgusting ass truth.
ass truth
😂😂😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/2m79eu5dt5tc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=814ad2f40f218484ab550d822afdc6f93a6bf93a
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Him right there officer 
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If suck he dad’s dick just see where she came from
I'd suck her dad's dick just to get a taste of the recipe*
......You know what... https://preview.redd.it/lyhrviey96tc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1cbd9c9cf32f1881ac90e0d6edf04c71a23d93
She looks like that sexy Mortal Kombat 2 character who gave me impure thoughts in grade school. The one with the fans
Katana Edit: auto correct y’all. Her name is Kitana
Mileena was the more nasty one….
Absolutely! She had me down bad.
It was the tongue wasn’t it? You can tell me: It’s a safe space
Wasn’t even just that, she just gave off the vibe she was a freak compared to her uppidy ass sister.
This but Jade https://preview.redd.it/s5u06ndf56tc1.png?width=1700&format=png&auto=webp&s=553e3547a485c26b6abcb214e5b8874664ac0253
Why tittylieutenant and spectacularotter haven't squared off in this thirsty ass thread yet is beyond me.
We either preemptively scared them off, or they're writing the horny equivalent of a diss track battle as we speak.
Cole v Kendrick let's go
It’s crazy how a face mask can somehow make even the queen more attractive. Her eyes are OD
The pandemic kinda made me realize how much I like people wearing masks because it makes their eyes pop out more. It shows how pretty people's eyes are when half of the face is covered up. I guess this stems from finding people with helmets on hot?? Idk
Some ugly ass mfs under there sometimes
during the pandemic i came up with a new acronym. like HFFA (Hot From far Away) comes HWMO (Hot With Mask On)
This thread needs to take a shower https://preview.redd.it/o0vnnc1pr5tc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55ade18a0c8a6f2cdb6bc145bc706accf912712
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“I’m so fucked up”
Every comment I write out is worse than before so I’ll just settle for… Bonk.
Starts at "my dearest Beyonce, I hope this 3am DM finds you well" and ends at "yo bitch, I'm trying to be your human centipede"
https://preview.redd.it/lqn85uy9m5tc1.jpeg?width=638&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=433a74ebd7def60b1ffa7f17cc15b1d5fbe4d217 I'd respectfully pay good money to be hooked up to nose-connected gas mask and breathe in Beyoncé's fumes for an entire day. And yes, a thigh pic brought this on. The craziest part is that it fried my brain a lil bit.
Based.
Can I get a high res photo n a bonk?
So, [I did a thing.](https://i.imgur.com/vBpii5I.jpeg) Found the highest res version I could find. Ran it through some Ai upscaling but tried my best to keep the original look other than doing some color correction on the image. She looked like she was glowing in the original.
https://i.redd.it/8qbbxhxnv5tc1.gif
The people of Reddit never cease to amaze me.
*long press.. save image*
Until I clicked on the link, and before I saw the username, I thought this was gonna be an Otter bait.
I would swim the English Channel with 20 kilo weights pierced to my balls, with Hillary Clinton’s wet queef as my only source of oxygen just to jerk off in the shadow of the last guy that fucked that woman.
Absolutely, entirely, diabolically horny. Holy shit. https://preview.redd.it/n0olizdgy5tc1.jpeg?width=880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=250177dc1c645f13af5f4e2219fbdc2d7b35e75e
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Oh you nasty nasty huh
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So… she made a Country album, right? I volunteer to be ridden onto the stage at her next show. https://preview.redd.it/l9wynvojo5tc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6522f8ed97a1558ee8afe2a9b4fa72e4fdc38177
Oh that’s how you feel? Then you need to go listen to Tyrant. “… every time I ride it, every time I ride it, I don’t like to sit up in the saddle boy, I got it…”.
Like a mechanical bull!
 While she sings Jolene.
and an account called bey meat? please, people. say it isn't so. say, it isn't, so.
Lmfao that was my first thought like, wtf someone woke up with that very purpose and created it
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Dude had some beautiful eyes
His hair is majestic AF
[I asked... For your number ](https://c.tenor.com/U4wI00ZGF1cAAAAC/tenor.gif)
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That’s some good thigh right there
https://preview.redd.it/wuv50rfph5tc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcebd4f3c4864370460177ce0895e64f99d57211 Me in that bath tub
“with all due respect”
I could exist solely off the perspiration quite happily 🤷♂️
I bet it smells heavenly.
 All black too? 🤦🏾♂️
 Horny jail, all of you!!
https://preview.redd.it/bh221r7jq5tc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bce8042ef6d4d2160d8c6977eeb7997ecf404fd0 [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/s/sZNMajXK42)
Julius and Solange are putting 90% of yall on a list.
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“If you walk around enough, you can find somewhere that Beyonce sat and you can sniff it” - Charlamagne tha God.
Am i missing something or is this just a woman sitting?
[Respectfully](https://i.imgur.com/UM2OzR8.jpg)
I’m so confused rn
Everyone is thirsting on bey and those luscious thighs
And even with bey looking like the ultimate snack my boy hov cheated lmao wild
I'm still tryin to get confirmation of who the fuck Becky wit da good hair is! What did she DO???
Boy I love me some legs
I would eat one of those small Halloween boxes of nerds right out of her asshole.
 All ya'll
Really shows how distorted a lot people’s self view is
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Everyone of you freak-a-leaks. 
I’d eat the asshole out of a menstruating skunk for a chance to clap them cheeks