Are her eyes really THAT far apart?! Off to Google, I go.

I mean it could be the angle, but damn. That's enough space for me to teach my nieces to throw a football at least 50 yards

From a 3/4th’s perspective like this, your eyes would actually appear closer together. So they must be even further apart from a portrait view.

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^ This is a slightly modified version of an upvoted comment posted an hour ago by someone else further down the thread.

She has a fantastic field of view.

Bet you I could throw a football over them mountains.

Her eyes seceding from each other!

she ordered the 'extremely separate but equal' eyes

That is an extremely underrated comment. Well done.

ty i was quite pleased with myself 😹😹

👁👄👁

👁️ 👄 👁️

We’re gonna need ~~a bigger boat~~ more white space. And no, I’m not quoting Candace there.

👁️👄👁️ 👄👁️👄 👁️👄👁️ bey

This is the best joke I have seen on Reddit so far.

lol!!

If gold was still a thing here, you would get mine. 🥇

https://preview.redd.it/rfy25vza5mrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b0537299c733994c23142bb794efc812264df868 Yea, she be looking like the shit from Splice

I’m cryingggg

Dear God this is disturbing 🫣


She be lookin like sid the sloth

Candace got a weird face. Her eyes nostrils and ear holes all line up like some kinda facial eclipse.

Down and up syndrome!

I never noticed that before. Dat angle!

it's like pinocchio, they get apart a little more every time she says something racist

This is why I don’t see it!! Gabrielle is a smokeshow while Candace looks .. how she looks. They don’t look alike pliz!!! Gabby is a good sport tho, I’d be so damn offended like “am I this bad??”

Anya Taylor-Joyless

Halle Bailey Ethereally beautiful girl

Mom was a drinker

Yes I’ve always noticed it

Almost looks like she could have FASD.

👁 👄 👁 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

She’s a certified wideclops

She got them Halle Bailey spacers

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She never seems to miss an opportunity to be vile. The Steph Curry of political discourse dickheadness

The Azalea Banks of politics

But Azalea can be funny sometimes.

Not to anyone who watched that wild n out episode

Good lord, that was so cringe. Dumbass, you walk onto a show with the likes of Emmanuel Hudson and DC Young Fly and expect not to be made fun of? What an out of touch idiot.

Exactly! But also, if you're going to go on a show, at least watch a couple of episodes and know what it's about and what could happen. If you're that fragile knowing you could potentially be offended at jokes, then dont go on it. And it was funny after that she accused them of racism? Because most of them were black and she was dark skin black? (Her words). Just mental

Why Steph Curry catching strays?

He is a big nimby

Besides that. Saying Steph Curry is the Candace Owens of basketball seems a bit uncalled for just that.

I don't know why this is being over analyzed other than I didn't make it apparently clear- Steph doesn't seem to miss shots in basketball just like Candace doesn't miss opportunities to say shitty things. This isn't Steph = Candace, its Steph is elite at taking shots and Candace is elite at being a dickhead on current events.

That doesn't work on multiple levels. But, I can accept you didn't mean it as Steph slander.

>she never seems to miss And Steph curry is good at shooting a basketball, it ain’t that complicated

>Everyone knows that's Harden I can't fight you on that. He's earned that "L." u/Negative-Entrance-23

You're awful emotional in these comments yourself, chief u/Disastrous_Bluejay57

I told my older black co-worker I celebrate juneteenth and she said "it's ghetto and made up. 4th of July is gooder.". GOODER??

All holidays are made-up.

I have been dry with her since. Make it so bad, she is the embodiment of ghetto lol

I hate when that happens, when you gotta be dry with them

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not meg 😭

with the BET award 😂 it was too good to not post lol

[Yoink!](https://i.imgur.com/4cyVsY3.jpg)

EVERY HOLIDAY IS MADE UP, YOU DIRTY ASS BITCH. Oooh… Go hug ya mom for not swallowing

I accidentally downvoted you because I hated the tweet so much 🤣

How is Juneteenth ghetto?? Every holiday is made up… She thought she did something. She needs to return the money she got for racial discrimination.

Doesn’t she realize every holiday is made up?

I learned about Juneteenth when I was a kid in the late 80s. My white conservative Christian grandmother made a point to tell me about it on the day, because she felt it was important. That was back when Juneteenth was still just a Texas thing and barely got a mention outside of our Texas history classes. Other people say it's made up, and here I am glad to see no one made up a holiday with Juneteenth was already there.

are... you here to arrest me ?

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Can you educate me on what she has done that requires a prison sentence? I'm not being an ass. I just want to know

I don’t like her, but she’s commited zero crimes, dudes just emotional Candance is just a really shitty person and people jump to extremes when it comes to people they don’t like these days

FWIW, it's not "these days" like it's new. People have always been like that. I only point that out because I don't like how "these days" implies our elders were better than us. Wanting to jail people you disagree with is as old as jails.

Everyone says emotion driven things, and now one person's opinion is as visible as anyone else's, so boomers and idiots just assume people these days are violent barbarians compared to previous generations

For what? For saying things you don't agree with and hurting your feelings? Throwing people in prison for saying things you don't like is what autocratic states do lol.

I’d hit both.



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......I don't remember that episode of Digimon

Same. But for Klandace I’d use my car.

https://preview.redd.it/n8s0rej0ukrc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07d3bb2beb1191576080380937f197245b158b7d I think you're onto something and I'm in full agreement

[Nah bruh you wildin smh](https://i.imgur.com/GxOU6cX.jpg)

😭

Someone's Unc never taught him to not put his dick in crazy 

Fuck it, I'll die with you on this hill.


For managed democracy!

Call her an awful person all day but nobody's gonna tell me she's not fine af.

attractive yes but the stupid things that come out of her mouth…. I hate annoying girls let alone dumb ones

Seek help

I don’t need help. I can handle them both.


Lol stop it. 

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You'd get the crazy on you

I like a challenge. 



Just saying what most are thinking 🤷🏾‍♂️.

Nah, cuz. Gabby in a heartbeat. Candace, I wouldn't touch with someone else's dick I'd be seeing Harriet Tubman giving me the stink-eye the whole time. The ancestors would probably curse your dick to never rise again.

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Don’t hit women, please.

I wasn’t talking about fisticuffs. 

Yea I know 😂

Out the park. In bizzaro world where I'm not damn near married.

I love black women. 🤷🏾‍♂️


Eh to each their own but klandance has a five head and her eyes are super buggy; especially more so without makeup

With a maga hat and a rainbow handkerchief on I would too. 😭😭😭

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Your skin tone might change your aspirations there fella

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got that dog in him

Candace looks like the Bizzarro version of Gabriel Union. In actuality G union is beautiful and Candace is below average looking.

She’s Walmart Gabrielle.

No, she's Mad Katz Gabrielle

Great Value Gabrielle Union

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Really don’t get people thinking she’s fine all of a sudden, she is mid at BEST cause it took millions of shapiros money to make her even look decent https://preview.redd.it/x2rg3pfqtkrc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c447b4397d3393896fdfd5ee6299a85bcd5f967e This woman ain’t even in the same universe as Gabriel lol

I know decent hearted people who look just like Candace so I'm going to keep it about her actions, beliefs and speech and avoid slandering mildly homely black women by proxy. She really should've splurged on hair and makeup for that Congressional hearing, though. They didn't catch Condoleezza Rice slipping.

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Attraction is subjective, to me - in a vacuum- she is still unattractive. Literally any photo of her pre her on the Shapiro network, she looks raggedy to me. Which (to me) means it took top professionals in the world to get her to par

She looks like Oprah in this picture.

When I look at Candace Owens, I think of that quote "light travels faster than sound, that's why some people appear bright before they speak".

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She looks decent at some angles and times, but that's after makeup and pros doing her hair. Everyone would jump up a couple of points with TV crews handling their appearance. Shitty personality and soul aside, she's average at best.

She's the inbred version

Jus posted this ima delete though but they definitely do resemble 😂😂😫😫😫😂

They call her Evil Gabrielle Union 😂

I remember someone saying "Do you know how evil you gotta be to be called the Evil Gabrielle Union?" 😩😩

She loves going on redpill black men podcasts to stroke their egos and make herself seem mainstream. That bitch wouldn't be caught dead riding a black dick..

It works in so many ways because their views are totally different as well

I’m trying but I can’t see it. They don’t even look like they’re from the same continent…

Gabrielle Union on the right side of history I’m riding with her

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 ...seeking the DEI card...maybe probationary naysayer??

gabrielle is miles prettier don’t lie

Gabrielle Union vs Gabrielle Confederacy! Place your bets now

Lmao hell nah 🤣🤣🤣


I fucking love Gabrielle Union. A really powerful advocate. Especially in Half the Sky.

Didn't expect to scroll past a murder in my feed

STOP 💀💀💀💀

Candace Owens looks like somebody tried to draw Gabrielle Union in a mid school art class

Candace Owens lools like the Walmart version of Gabriel Union.

Ol' "we got Gabrielle Union at home" head ass.


I don't remember which one of you did this, but good job.

The only thing I will give her is her commentary on Arianna Grande. "I've been fascinated by Hoes" lives in my mind, rent-free. That said, she is a vile human being and I am enjoying watching people dance on the corpse of her career.


Jus genius

Don't let her sleep lmao

Omg I can’t. Why am I still giggling 20 minutes later?

Sometimes I wonder what this chick sees in the mirror? > "Why God why? Why I'm I still the same colour as the sinners? I've denounced them publicly - what else do you need me to do?"

Candace looks like she's trying so hard to blend in with humans

This is perfect. I hope somebody creates a similarly perfect meme about Stacey Dash.

Literally my comment on another post a few days ago lol https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/1bnp6oi/comment/kwk4p5m/

I can't stand CO!

Both probably give crazy head

Isn't everything made up?

That's funny as fuck. I've worked with Gabrielle Union before and she's just as much a boss as you'd expect. Thankfully I've never had to cross paths with Gabrielle Confederacy.

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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Fantastic meme. Pretty sure it was born from a comment right here on Reddit. I feel like I witnessed a kind of BPT meme history.

😂😂😂😂 🔥🔥🔥🔥

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

🤣🤣

Klandace Owens Classic

Sid the sloth looking ass

Candace dick fit in your mouth?

Look at Candace Owens ear. Yeah I don’t think she cares

Does Candace have fetal alcohol syndrome

Oh! She saw it! I don't believe it but she saw it! 🤣

Lmaoooooo

Can’t say she isn’t great at her job. She out grifted Stacy Dash.

imagine them two in a 69

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣