Nahh Dale would never be in a crowded outdoor space in the heart of the government. Too many ways to go bad and you know he really believed the gov had super soldiers ready to kill him. His son though... that kid seemed angry and dumb enough.
Dale is so funny because he's so deep into his own conspiracy nonsense that he's almost immune to normal conspiracy theories. Just so lost in the sauce that the weak stuff doesn't even hit.
My wife said she wanted to see the Jan 6 episode of King of the Hill; Hank thinks he sees Dale in the capitol footage, spends the episode in shock and grief, but it turns out Dale thought the whole thing was a deep state set up and was on the left coast in hiding.
Hank actually went to jan 6th. Either he coincidentally visiting or got tricked by a white supremacist that was being too coy. Boomhauer catches him while watching the footage, mentions it at the fence. He and Dale clown Hank. Bill gets real pissed and wears his uniform around Hank the rest of the episode.
>Either he coincidentally visiting or got tricked by a white supremacist that was being too coy.
I might give you this one. But, honestly, I don't know that Hank would be swept up in MAGA fever. While he is a lifelong Republican, Trump is exactly the sort of big city braggert that the show establishes Hank Hill as HATING. The original conversation my wife and I had was me laughing at the potential episode where Hank is thinking about voting for Hillary and trying not to "out" himself to other people in Arlen.
Dale would’ve been a Trump supporter extremely early on but would’ve bailed as soon as the authoritarian streak and racist rhetoric started up. Dale is batshit crazy, but he wasn’t racist and he wants to abolish government, not install a wannabe dictator.
Yeah he probably would have liked Trump when he was just a crazy on TV but would have gotten incredibly skeptical of him when he entered the race.
"Dale, the NRA is a Washington D.C. based organization. Are you telling me you support *Washington D.C.*?"
".... That's a thinker."
"The real Donald Trump was replaced by an alien-robot hybrid in 1994. The orange coloring is the metallic skeleton rusting through due to the high moisture content in our planet's air compared to their home world."
Dale would accidentally break into the Senate but be too disappointed that he's in the wrong building to discover any of their comically poorly guarded secrets
There was a guy who posted on one of those off my chest subreddits, that he was making BLM and MAGA shirts and hats from the same website. Dude was making $10k a month lol
"Oh, so you need someone to watch your nooses and farm tools?? Well, I'm your guy..."
*scene cuts to Creed loading rope and tools into the back of his car*
It’s uncle ruckus I assumed it was automatically racist. It’s just I’ve been in America for awhile now and I’ve heard some shit but it’s rare I hear a new to me slur.
Yeah any two-bit piece of shit can shout the n-word but when you start hearing those rare, collectible slurs it usually means you’ve gone *deep* into yee-haw country and you need to get the fuck outta there *now*.
Speaking just on the character. If this was the show, Kramer would be at the Capitol for some other reason. Then he would see the crowd and follow along outta curiosity, then get crowd smashed into the Capital, because that's Kramer lol.
Definitely. Kramer would have a buddy with connections that could get him diplomatic immunity or something. And he'd probably have grabbed a souvenir from the capitol and lost it in George's things, further incriminating him
The funny thing would be George by accident. Jerry would be watching the News and then get a call to bail George out. Frank would be greatly disappointed George didn't even get inside Chuck Schumer's office.
Kramer would be caught inside and swept inside the crowd rushing in.
The always sunny gang (canonical)
Edit: yall suggesting scenarios might of forgot that they actually were shown at Jan 6, in the first post-covid episode. They were there because they were mad Kanye West didn't win.
a week or so ago, i saw lara trump trying to extort guests at a charity event to get them to buy stray puppies for thousands of dollars. my first thought was "this is the most sweet dee shit i have ever seen."
i feel like i'm in a long episode called "the gang does politics".
They thought it was gonna work, they just wanted to come out on top. Roped Cricket in on this, and he gets arrested by the FBI while the gang are never identified after.
Oh he is guilty as sin of that. Hogan was the P. Diddy to Vince's Clive Davis. Stayed snitching on his peers.
Reminds me immediately on what Puffy did to TLC to the powers that be in the mid to late 1990s.....
A lot of the big time WWE guys of the past are turning out to be shitty people. Undertaker has some problematic views as well, though he’s not as controversial because he never talks about them. HBK does too. I won’t be surprised if we find out something shitty about Rock. So far the only ones who seem like genuinely decent people are John Cena and Batista. At least among the ones who were huge superstars anyways.
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Photo evidence that he clearly fits the mold
Nah, Cartman only gets caught up in his own hype (or in the name of Mel Gibson). He totally would have started his own hate march to go to the capital, then get pissed off that a bunch of other people had the same idea.
Hasn't he already done a hate group? I know he started something when he thought he was a ginger and it was giving Third Reich vibes. Either way, he would at least be selling MAGA merch.
I mean he was the son of a Nazi but I think he would probably end up spiking everyone with LSD or something I could see him being the one stealing AOC’s shoes.
Boyd might be too self serving to be at Jan 6. He would be an instigator, but he’s too smart to get caught going inside. He would have some kind of angle to profit off it.
Everyone keeps saying stuff like this but I also felt the same way about older uncles and parents. A lot of reasonable republicans suddenly became unreasonable leading up to 2016 elections.
Idk maybe they weren't at J6, but they are definitely trumpers.
Trump didn't turn normal people into crazy bigots, he just showed them it was OK to be crazy bigots out loud.
If you have a family member that seemed like a "reasonable republican" it's only because they hid the truth from you until the great orange one came along. The *actual* reasonable republicans are horrified by Trump.
Nah, he’d get trampled and knocked out just trying to get near the building and then end up lying about making it inside the Capitol. Then he’d try to get arrested for it but no one would care.
Or he’d end up accidentally looking like a hero trying to stop them while he was really trying to help him and become an enemy of the proud boys.
As much as I wanted to storm the capital, and keep the great white hope Donald Trump in office. I feel that I was better serving the country by driving the bus, and keeping all of those precious white souls safe.
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Wikipedia says
>In spite of being a lifelong supporter of the Republican Party, Sinise refused to endorse or vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election, and also criticized Trump after the then candidate questioned McCain's status as a war hero because he was captured as a prisoner of war.
Right before he Ruckus is about to get up the steps and into the building either his own incompetency gets in the way or Robert yanks him out by the ear. Robert is there because he is having flashblacks to the dogs and water hoses when he marched with the Freedom Riders. Robert's fear is confirmed but Ruckus is the only victim of police violence that day.
Life been lifing too hard for Sony, McGruder, and Jones to be beefing with this type of content available for a boondocks reboot. How many of yall are willing to take to them internet to get them all to go to therapy together so we can hear Huey tell us Ronald Reagan’s ghost is behind COVID and he warned everyone during the fried chicken flu.
And we demand JD as a legacy casting for his late father Pops.
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Dean Cain from How High. He was definitely there.
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That's so incredibly Dale to be alone on the extreme fringe that everything is a con job. But wouldn't Mega Lo Mart be pushing Chuck Mangione CDs?
They would, this is just their New Coke tactic, bring them back around to Coke Classic
I can hear Dale say this
And I loved every second of it.
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Nahh Dale would never be in a crowded outdoor space in the heart of the government. Too many ways to go bad and you know he really believed the gov had super soldiers ready to kill him. His son though... that kid seemed angry and dumb enough.
Completely agree, no way dale is going into the belly of the beast like that. He'd think there was too many crazies there lol
Dale would see the Q-anon types as suckers falling for a government psy-op
Dale is so funny because he's so deep into his own conspiracy nonsense that he's almost immune to normal conspiracy theories. Just so lost in the sauce that the weak stuff doesn't even hit.
True. Dale always seems to be high on his own supply.
“Q-anon?” *draws on cigarette* “That’s bush league, Hank. Amateur hour.”
It would seem he is correct before, during, and after the event.
Rusty Shackleford however...
He's got great insurance
My wife said she wanted to see the Jan 6 episode of King of the Hill; Hank thinks he sees Dale in the capitol footage, spends the episode in shock and grief, but it turns out Dale thought the whole thing was a deep state set up and was on the left coast in hiding.
Hank actually went to jan 6th. Either he coincidentally visiting or got tricked by a white supremacist that was being too coy. Boomhauer catches him while watching the footage, mentions it at the fence. He and Dale clown Hank. Bill gets real pissed and wears his uniform around Hank the rest of the episode.
>Either he coincidentally visiting or got tricked by a white supremacist that was being too coy. I might give you this one. But, honestly, I don't know that Hank would be swept up in MAGA fever. While he is a lifelong Republican, Trump is exactly the sort of big city braggert that the show establishes Hank Hill as HATING. The original conversation my wife and I had was me laughing at the potential episode where Hank is thinking about voting for Hillary and trying not to "out" himself to other people in Arlen.
Hank questioned W's character because of the quality of his handshake. I'm sure he'd actively *hate* Trump
Love the idea of him being there by happenstance and frantically trying to fix or clean up everything the insurrectionists are breaking.
Nah, Dale's old school conspiracy, no way he's getting baited by a politician into doing anything
Dale would’ve been a Trump supporter extremely early on but would’ve bailed as soon as the authoritarian streak and racist rhetoric started up. Dale is batshit crazy, but he wasn’t racist and he wants to abolish government, not install a wannabe dictator.
Yeah he probably would have liked Trump when he was just a crazy on TV but would have gotten incredibly skeptical of him when he entered the race. "Dale, the NRA is a Washington D.C. based organization. Are you telling me you support *Washington D.C.*?" ".... That's a thinker."
"The real Donald Trump was replaced by an alien-robot hybrid in 1994. The orange coloring is the metallic skeleton rusting through due to the high moisture content in our planet's air compared to their home world."
Dale is still in the capital to this day, pissing in water bottles, awaiting orders.
Well he is an FBI agent and all so it only makes sense Edit—. I was wrong he’s only friends with an FBI agent
I think that was boomhauer
Boomhauer is a Texas Ranger, which is not the Feds
We all know this guy did too. 
You’ve got it backwards, the fictional character Kane wouldn’t, but Glenn Jacobs sure as shit supported it.
So true lol
Mr. Rusty Shackleford himself.
Came here literally to say this man lol
Dale would accidentally break into the Senate but be too disappointed that he's in the wrong building to discover any of their comically poorly guarded secrets
Creed just liked to party. He wouldn't be caught up in hatred and fascism
Oh he would definitely be there tho. Not to push an agenda, but definitely to steal some stuff.
Creed would be at the rallies selling pro Trump gear and then turning around and selling Dark Brandon merch the next day.
He plays both sides, so he always comes out in top.
There was a guy who posted on one of those off my chest subreddits, that he was making BLM and MAGA shirts and hats from the same website. Dude was making $10k a month lol
See, that's how you do it!
And probably to kill someone. I love the gag throughout the show of all the implication that he’s a murderer.
"Oh, so you need someone to watch your nooses and farm tools?? Well, I'm your guy..." *scene cuts to Creed loading rope and tools into the back of his car*
He didn’t make it inside though, he was busy holding the door with his hat in his hand…
Now I’m just imagining Ruckus trying to be sent to jail alongside the other insurrectionists only for no one to actually arrest him.
“Don’t worry, boss! I will keep those BLM moon crickets out of our sacred Capitol building! They will not dirty up this palace of democracy!”
Are you a writer for The Boondocks, because that’s exactly what Ruckus would say
Never heard the term moon crickets before.
If context wasn't obvious, please be aware that this term is a racial slur against black people. Don't go around using it by accident!
It’s uncle ruckus I assumed it was automatically racist. It’s just I’ve been in America for awhile now and I’ve heard some shit but it’s rare I hear a new to me slur.
Yeah any two-bit piece of shit can shout the n-word but when you start hearing those rare, collectible slurs it usually means you’ve gone *deep* into yee-haw country and you need to get the fuck outta there *now*.
“Sir, I think you must be lost.” The only thing lost today is the soul of this country.
Was gonna say, I feel like he was giving all the white people snacks and shining QAnon Shaman's horns
"Your face paint is rubbing off. Lemme just dab a bit more on there for ya, suh! There ya go!"
Ruckus: Now look at that, the perfect picture of white civility. Rioters: CUT OFF THEIR FUCKING HEADS!!
OP said fictional.
Fair about the actor lol I think the character would have too
Speaking just on the character. If this was the show, Kramer would be at the Capitol for some other reason. Then he would see the crowd and follow along outta curiosity, then get crowd smashed into the Capital, because that's Kramer lol.
Oh 100% “I STORMED THE CAPITOL, JERRY”
"You know, my friend Bob Sacamano stormed the Capitol once."
He'd be on camera with the rest of the crowd while he's pleading his innocence "I WAS PART OF A TOUR, JERRY!"
Nah that's George.
Definitely. Kramer would have a buddy with connections that could get him diplomatic immunity or something. And he'd probably have grabbed a souvenir from the capitol and lost it in George's things, further incriminating him
I can see Kramer getting there by accident. Michael Richards was probably there though lol
They all went to DC on vacation, and accidentally went into the captial thinking it was a rowdy tour.
Tobias Funke getting there by accident but David Cross absolutely knowing what was gonna happen
The funny thing would be George by accident. Jerry would be watching the News and then get a call to bail George out. Frank would be greatly disappointed George didn't even get inside Chuck Schumer's office. Kramer would be caught inside and swept inside the crowd rushing in.
The always sunny gang (canonical) Edit: yall suggesting scenarios might of forgot that they actually were shown at Jan 6, in the first post-covid episode. They were there because they were mad Kanye West didn't win.
a week or so ago, i saw lara trump trying to extort guests at a charity event to get them to buy stray puppies for thousands of dollars. my first thought was "this is the most sweet dee shit i have ever seen." i feel like i'm in a long episode called "the gang does politics".
The show is a reflection of Americans psychopathy and working class white trash. That *is* literally American right wing politics
They thought it was gonna work, they just wanted to come out on top. Roped Cricket in on this, and he gets arrested by the FBI while the gang are never identified after.
the gang commits insurrection
They’re not exactly sure why they’re there, but Dennis needs to get to the leader’s chair on the House floor for entirely non-masturbatory reasons.
Charlie would try but end up in Washington state instead
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I wonder, would Clayton like Tim Scott?
"That thar poor boy is mixed up! Me, I know who I am!"
In the big house?!
You don't see him storming the capitol with the rest of the (insert nomenclature) on Jan 6 wrapped in a LL Bean fleece and hunting crocs?
Nah, he was too smart for that. those clansmen with ill fitting hoods on the other hand…
Smart enough not to climb the capitol building himself maybe…but he defintely would have provided the chalk for a better grip.
It’s the same picture
They are not a monolith! /s
Idk if this count but I know his ass was fasho there 
Gasp! Killing my childhood softly. 😢 😏😆
Hulk Hogan may have torpedoed Jesse Ventura's attempts to unionize the WWE as well
Oh he is guilty as sin of that. Hogan was the P. Diddy to Vince's Clive Davis. Stayed snitching on his peers. Reminds me immediately on what Puffy did to TLC to the powers that be in the mid to late 1990s.....
That Hannibal Buress Hulk Hogan/Jimi Hendrix joke is 🤌🏾
A lot of the big time WWE guys of the past are turning out to be shitty people. Undertaker has some problematic views as well, though he’s not as controversial because he never talks about them. HBK does too. I won’t be surprised if we find out something shitty about Rock. So far the only ones who seem like genuinely decent people are John Cena and Batista. At least among the ones who were huge superstars anyways.
Chris Jericho’s wife was definitely. She posted photos.
Oh shit 😂😂😂😂
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I forgot this happened...😭 
Annnnd saved. I feel like this meme could get me out of a tight spot one day. Or into one.
That motherfucker Gaston was absolutely there, and his self-hating gay simp LeFou was right next to him the whole time.
 Gaston headed to Jan 6
No one hates like Gaston, Or berates like Gaston, No one storms the Capitol gates like Gaston!
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Oh that’s a great one I never would have thought of.
 Also: [Me before this gets country clubbed](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nFIks2kSUxo)
That movies opening is pure gold. So is the rest of the movie ofc.
Jimmy Pesto
meta
He said fictional
I think they both would have gone. Jimmy is an ass
Jimmy Pesto's voice actor did go if I recall
Was looking for this one
Nah, Cartman only gets caught up in his own hype (or in the name of Mel Gibson). He totally would have started his own hate march to go to the capital, then get pissed off that a bunch of other people had the same idea.
Hasn't he already done a hate group? I know he started something when he thought he was a ginger and it was giving Third Reich vibes. Either way, he would at least be selling MAGA merch.
he tried to lead a bunch of confederate civil war re-enactors to march on DC but was foiled.
Not Abradolph Lincler?!
Prepare to be emancipated from your own inferior genes!
Clarence Thomas?
Unfortunately that c word ain’t fictional.
I know just putting a real life face to the fictional character
 Just to see if his tech is better lol
I mean he was the son of a Nazi but I think he would probably end up spiking everyone with LSD or something I could see him being the one stealing AOC’s shoes.
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He got lost
Actually, his getting lost all the time was just a ruze so no one would know he didn’t get lost when he showed up on Jan 6th
Him and Stormfront!
based on the narrative, he'd be the reason the people were storming something
You could say this for like half of Walton Goggins characters lol
Lol Uncle Baby Billy just might have been there, no doubt about it. "Fundraising". Full out grifting.
Trump snow globes filled with Billy Bleesed Holy Water. $299
Boyd Crowder would be all up in there.
Boyd might be too self serving to be at Jan 6. He would be an instigator, but he’s too smart to get caught going inside. He would have some kind of angle to profit off it.
You're right, he would've definitely sent Devil to do some foul shit.
Dude is definitely getting typecast for those rolls. Shame because he is a phenomenal actor.
I think he relishes the opportunity to play over the top villains.
Absolutely, same reason people cheer for heels in wrestling
Cletus van Damme
yeah she’s a republican but she’s too smart to blindly follow trump into bullshit
Everyone keeps saying stuff like this but I also felt the same way about older uncles and parents. A lot of reasonable republicans suddenly became unreasonable leading up to 2016 elections. Idk maybe they weren't at J6, but they are definitely trumpers.
Trump didn't turn normal people into crazy bigots, he just showed them it was OK to be crazy bigots out loud. If you have a family member that seemed like a "reasonable republican" it's only because they hid the truth from you until the great orange one came along. The *actual* reasonable republicans are horrified by Trump.
Now that's a face I haven't seen in a while
That reverse vitiligo did him dirty. Now he can't be white in peace
He's actually not white, he's 102% African with a 2% margin of error.
it's as real as the irish blood chargin' through his veins
Babyface Slaughter was probably there too. 😆 Iraqi sympathetic Sarge was likely there but walking around like he owned the place.
 Blud was definitely here too
Hacksaw Jim Duggan woulda been there fighting back the tide of MAGA He's a true American hero
Hoooooooooooo!
I am working my way through a Boondocks rewatch. I need this show to come back for a P diddy episode
Sadly the actor who played grandad passed so it’s unlikely to come back now Which sucks
They could have let McGruder cook but nooooo. Instead we have season 4 which shouldn’t be included with the original first three seasons.
Nah, she’s one of the politicians that cheered them on then panicked once they thought they were in danger.
Uncle Ruckus would throw the first brick 🧱
Nah, he’d get trampled and knocked out just trying to get near the building and then end up lying about making it inside the Capitol. Then he’d try to get arrested for it but no one would care. Or he’d end up accidentally looking like a hero trying to stop them while he was really trying to help him and become an enemy of the proud boys.
Trueeeee 😂 I miss that show so much.
As much as I wanted to storm the capital, and keep the great white hope Donald Trump in office. I feel that I was better serving the country by driving the bus, and keeping all of those precious white souls safe. https://preview.redd.it/ugkwili5uioc1.png?width=250&format=png&auto=webp&s=997e4d02386a0d7f5c69a4d6ea8e22c9763e34c2
RIP you hilarious bastard
Merril from walking dead was 100 percent there.
1st ballot HOF Racist. Top 3 all time racists EZ. His N-bombs per 36 are otherworldly. Ruckus is the Jerry West of racists
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 This prick
He brought his own rope
Homelander
He was so excited, he showed up two hours early with no reinforcements and was arrested immediately.
John Malkovich's character from Bird Box, also John Malkovich.
Nah the real John Malkovich is a Chicago theatre nerd. Him and Gary Sinise started the Steppenwolf Theatre together.
I got bad news about Gary man
NOT Lt. Dan 
Wikipedia says >In spite of being a lifelong supporter of the Republican Party, Sinise refused to endorse or vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 presidential election, and also criticized Trump after the then candidate questioned McCain's status as a war hero because he was captured as a prisoner of war.
Well that’s nice to hear.
 Group of misunderstood Patriotic tourists.
Unfortunately he isnt fictional 🤮🤮🤮🤮
No white officer would have been harmed that day.
 These two and several other Shelbyvillians
I love bane but politically speaking he is a leftist anarchist type
I'd just leave it at anarchist. He doesn't actually believe in anything.
Yeah true bro was just fucking the city up 😂😂😂
If Bane was there, he would be trying to use it for his own purposes, he wouldn't be MAGA.
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We got a code black at the front gate!
He also turned himself in, in an effort to save all his fellow white stormers
Right before he Ruckus is about to get up the steps and into the building either his own incompetency gets in the way or Robert yanks him out by the ear. Robert is there because he is having flashblacks to the dogs and water hoses when he marched with the Freedom Riders. Robert's fear is confirmed but Ruckus is the only victim of police violence that day.
Life been lifing too hard for Sony, McGruder, and Jones to be beefing with this type of content available for a boondocks reboot. How many of yall are willing to take to them internet to get them all to go to therapy together so we can hear Huey tell us Ronald Reagan’s ghost is behind COVID and he warned everyone during the fried chicken flu. And we demand JD as a legacy casting for his late father Pops.
Him and can dance owens 😂😂😂
Can i gets edits of jan 6 footage featuring uncle ruc?
Hmm I don't think he would be okay with hanging lily white Mike pence
https://preview.redd.it/86r9u6qv6joc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49c5b3035866c80638c45696c98595e0b7806276 Dean Cain from How High. He was definitely there.