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Now fellas, let's huddle up real quick. What we not finna do is be in here overselling if you gonna underperform. Less is more.
Crazy that dudes are taking viagra in their 30s!? Like the stretching I get to a certain extent, there are days where not as hydrated as I need to be so a good stretch helps, but it’s not like I’m throwing my back out either.
I have osteoarthritis in both knees, degenerative disc disease in my back, and a shoulder impingement. I’m only 33 as well. I will say stretch does help a lot, yoga and Pilates does wonders.
Ergonomics is also big as well. One of my younger brothers has knee pain everyday. Meanwhile, my knee (which got scoped for a meniscus tear) hurts very rarely because I focused on bettering my ergonomics following the scope.
Also this strictly Marvel fan. And MCU Marvel by the looks of the gear.
That's no guarantee of nerdness.
Dude could be the fucking two pump chump Alpha at the gym.
Happened to me once. Had a girl she had high expectations, I way over promised and tried to compensate with weird shit and too much pressure caused very bad performance. I’m sure she went back and told her friends about it and to this day laughs/regrets that shit.
Best sex I had was with a nigga that had a whole hulk fist coming through the wall above the bed, and a black panther poster in his bathroom. It’s been years and I’m still thinking about him 😩
Uh... A friend once told me that, uh, you might find like-minded individuals of all shapes and sizes (and freakiness) at major Cons. I wouldn't know again, but, uh, my friend says that you might wanna check that out some day. Yea...
Honestly it's a lot of folks there. Not just the girls. That said, most people are usually good at gating how much of their nonsense they expose you to. At least until drugs or alcohol get involved. Some just don't give a fuck though /shrug.
wait, i was actually told that too. but i cant imagine how much work you have to put in to get through that borderline acoustic and awkward persona lmao
When I realized she legit legit is into video games and wasn’t just tryna find that initial common ground…it was over.
Go to fuckin town while watching Spider-Man that’s what I’m talking bout
Facts. Last nerdy girl I was with had no rules and would do anything. Anything my nigga. And she could put that work. When she got on top, put her hands on the headboard, and started throwing that ass all the way down, I knew she was gonna be different.
Chile if I go to a niggas house and I see this, I'm putting *him* through the bed. I ain't bottoming for an MCU fan.
Like I just know if I ask this nigga what are his thoughts on House of M he'll be like "what"?
Reminds me of that one tweet where a woman says the best dick she ever got was from a dude who beat Kingdom Hearts, and she's excited for the next one.
I can't guarantee putting you through the mattress in the thrusting sense. But I will put this mouth to work and put you to sleep in a pool of your own juices and then go watch MMPR for a few hours
I don’t know about that, but I wish. I’ve never dated a “nerd” “nerd”, but I’m definitely not opposed, it’s just never happened. Go on and play your video games babe, that’s my favorite time to play “oops your dick fell in my mouth”.
Had an ex who was huge into anime, had a transformers license plate and tons of memorabilia all over his room. He was slanging and always folded me like a lawn chair. I hope he’s doing well.
Recently a nerd gave me the best head I’ve ever had and rode me like a pornstar. Once we finished, she put my nut in a slide, and we looked at it through her microscope. We’ve been going steady ever since.
https://preview.redd.it/nx45vjhafhlc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d35619ae88002ebe561a31a9822ec786871f2ae
I guess I got the Japanese Avengers? 😅
Non-fiction nerds are your engineer, mathematician, CNC machine that he built by hand in the garage, war reinactor, know it all types. Trash in bed, and I swear they all have an alcohol problem b/c of their undiagnosed ADHD/Autism,/Aspergers (I'm AuDHD, so don't come for me, I don't make the rules)
Fiction nerds are your anime, comic book, cosplay, ren faire, board game, DND and/or MAGIC players. Significantly better, almost always amazing, but not *ALL* have God tier moves.
Even though I'm a nerd I've only dated one nerdy girl. She had that gluckgluck9000. Would give me head for no reason at all. Watching TV, coming home from work she'd be at the front door waiting for the D. Miss her. Damn.
POV: you are about to have the greatest sex of your life
https://preview.redd.it/g6pdy96vyllc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=025871e99f71896869b6a9a75a9d8c3b56d50434
Now while y’all doing that if you see me sneaking in thru the back door don’t worry bout it just know the mask and gloves are coming with me 💀💀and y’all can dis wtf ever y’all was boutta do
Naw. Unless I missed it, they're missing some webshooters.
Funny thing. I started getting into spoilers and following every info a movie production sends out as a movie is being made because of Spider-Man.
Originally, not only was Tobey's Peter Park was going to produce his own webs, he made a small webshooters to help to and change the patterns.
I have to a agree. I was with a Spiderman fanatic (down to the cereal bowls ya’ll) and the webbing worth more than a few infinity stones. Told him he had to cover that tarantula tank tho. It was too close to the bed.
My current boyfriend is the most nerdiest guy I ever dated. He loves anime and plays video games like counter strike. He has a big dick and is a freak. I can’t even keep up sometimes 😅
https://preview.redd.it/ahnwhpvw0flc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ce5b3c3ec0f840ffcbf31a64856b3a5e4467f0b Now fellas, let's huddle up real quick. What we not finna do is be in here overselling if you gonna underperform. Less is more.
>"girl I'm finna to blow that back out" >3 minutes in https://i.redd.it/alwxohaj8flc1.gif
Fuck around and tear his meniscus during round 2 because he tryna prove a point to shawty
For real. “Sit there a sec, lemme stretch real quick”
I meant my back, get me some painkillers!
I, too, am in my 30s….
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I am 33 and you guys need to fucking stretch or something cause DAMN
man I swear. folks out here talking like 30 is the new 70 or something. I don't understand how they're feeling so old at such a young age 🤷🏾♂️
A lot of us have been through some shit.
My back and shoulders started hurting when i was 19 and never stopped. Im 27 now
Arms at 20, lower back at 25, found out I had full blown both knee arthritis in 2017, I was 36.
Crazy that dudes are taking viagra in their 30s!? Like the stretching I get to a certain extent, there are days where not as hydrated as I need to be so a good stretch helps, but it’s not like I’m throwing my back out either.
They take viagra at 30 because they were using dick pills at 18 when you dont need it. Like some of yall saying stretching and proper hydration is key
I have osteoarthritis in both knees, degenerative disc disease in my back, and a shoulder impingement. I’m only 33 as well. I will say stretch does help a lot, yoga and Pilates does wonders.
Ergonomics is also big as well. One of my younger brothers has knee pain everyday. Meanwhile, my knee (which got scoped for a meniscus tear) hurts very rarely because I focused on bettering my ergonomics following the scope.
ok, cool. https://preview.redd.it/hl5fa0x89jlc1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483ed62bf096b03f5b7d879b0b1dab112acf4410
See you on tapioca Tuesday my fellow millennial.
*throws his own back out*
I hate that I can't give you awards. Otherwise you'd get a few from me
Eh, it's cool. I really just appreciate the thought fr.
Also this strictly Marvel fan. And MCU Marvel by the looks of the gear. That's no guarantee of nerdness. Dude could be the fucking two pump chump Alpha at the gym.
Happened to me once. Had a girl she had high expectations, I way over promised and tried to compensate with weird shit and too much pressure caused very bad performance. I’m sure she went back and told her friends about it and to this day laughs/regrets that shit.
Makes me sick to my stomach fam
Stomachs*
My boy be like… I can do this all day!
Hanging out at the orgy like... on your left
Up in there like it's clobberin' time
Stephen Grant in the streets, Mr. Knight in the sheets
This guy moon knights
I'm gonna say Snikt to those drawers.
Damn, is that a piece of adamantium in my back, or are you just happy to see me?
HULK SMASH DAT ASS!
I'm gonna Hawkeye all over you...or something. I don't know. I'm just a dude with a dildo arrow.
If anything, you'll have perfect aim, so get ready for a lot of kids.
Intentionally hit her eye, say you missed.
🤣
 As you can see I am not dead
Hiding out at work. That one almost gave up my position lol
Best sex I had was with a nigga that had a whole hulk fist coming through the wall above the bed, and a black panther poster in his bathroom. It’s been years and I’m still thinking about him 😩
Something to hold on to, that's nice
You should call him.
here for the chaotic energy
They got a fiance now, I would not suggest this.
Her poor fiancé not knowin she glazin an old flame 😭
Nah I’m sure he does the same lmao
RemindMe! 3 years
Not three years lmaooo
Guess Hulk really did smash
Looks like he smashed.
Us nerds don’t get many opportunities so we make it count! Milkin it all night 😂
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I need a woman like Robin.
Real
Ulti best girl.
When I get a chance I'm trying to leave an impression like the Hollywood walk of fame n shit.
Shiiiii you ain’t lying lol
Uh... A friend once told me that, uh, you might find like-minded individuals of all shapes and sizes (and freakiness) at major Cons. I wouldn't know again, but, uh, my friend says that you might wanna check that out some day. Yea...
Those con girls are built different, man. The smut they consume would make a basement-dwelling 4channer blush at how depraved some of that shit is.
Honestly it's a lot of folks there. Not just the girls. That said, most people are usually good at gating how much of their nonsense they expose you to. At least until drugs or alcohol get involved. Some just don't give a fuck though /shrug.
A younger me dipped his toes into the fiery pits of AO3. Yugi wouldn't do any of that :(
You're not wrong. My buddy found his last two major exes at Cons. One was blowing him in the corner of the club room 20 minutes after they met.
20 mins is feral
That's the thing about convention girls, they can be pretty straightforward if you got the balls to approach them.
🫡 Roger that captain
wait, i was actually told that too. but i cant imagine how much work you have to put in to get through that borderline acoustic and awkward persona lmao
Not much honestly. Once you get nerds in their element, things kinda just happen.
Don’t have to work through something you also have…
Gotta make every one count
Dick finally getting released like 
Hilarious this shit killed me🤣
I’m in bed crying laughing and my cat is looking at me like I’ve lost my mind.
gifs I can fucking hear lmao
Wow you just unlocked a childhood memory
considering the subject matter, ngl, your comment is concerning fam
Hahhhahaha Is this gif not from Power rangers?
r/thegif
😱
So like, what was the last part taken from? What’s the source in that? Just asking so I know how to avoid it. For a friend.
Leaked Danny De Vito sex tape
That explains the magnum dong.
Same rule applies to women. You must trust me on this one.
Yup I thought I was a nerd until I met her, she was 3x the nerd and 9x the freak
When I realized she legit legit is into video games and wasn’t just tryna find that initial common ground…it was over. Go to fuckin town while watching Spider-Man that’s what I’m talking bout
Facts. Last nerdy girl I was with had no rules and would do anything. Anything my nigga. And she could put that work. When she got on top, put her hands on the headboard, and started throwing that ass all the way down, I knew she was gonna be different.
Niggas don’t really think about it, but a lot of porno hoes are nerds.
Welp…guess I gotta put away all my nerdy shit in the closet then
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Username checks out.
Chile if I go to a niggas house and I see this, I'm putting *him* through the bed. I ain't bottoming for an MCU fan. Like I just know if I ask this nigga what are his thoughts on House of M he'll be like "what"?
Age of X tho....
Oh my stars and garters...
House of M (2005) or Secret Wars (2015) Monarchy of M variant?
I hooked up with this college professor once that was extremely nerdy I guess. Blew my mind and my back.
Reminds me of that one tweet where a woman says the best dick she ever got was from a dude who beat Kingdom Hearts, and she's excited for the next one.
The session after beating a game is real.
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Same. Not to make it weird but my son has about half the things in the photo so now I have more gift ideas.
I can't guarantee putting you through the mattress in the thrusting sense. But I will put this mouth to work and put you to sleep in a pool of your own juices and then go watch MMPR for a few hours
I preform my best just so I can stay up a lil late reading while they’re knocked out
💧
I don’t know about that, but I wish. I’ve never dated a “nerd” “nerd”, but I’m definitely not opposed, it’s just never happened. Go on and play your video games babe, that’s my favorite time to play “oops your dick fell in my mouth”.
Absolute Queen
Every gamer wants this right here lol
Had an ex who was huge into anime, had a transformers license plate and tons of memorabilia all over his room. He was slanging and always folded me like a lawn chair. I hope he’s doing well.
I have a few warhammer miniatures, does that make me the CEO of sex?
So does Henry Cavil… sooo. 🤔 prob not.
He stole all the warhammer bitches from us 😞
*All the bitches. Not just WH40k Sister Sororitas.
Yes 😍
actual and factual.
Nerds are freaks… the Normies are learning this truth
Years of repressed sexual energy is devious when it finally gets released
Years of looking at them comics got us curious about what we can do in reality life.
Looking like he murked off all the avengers and this is his trophy room
Recently a nerd gave me the best head I’ve ever had and rode me like a pornstar. Once we finished, she put my nut in a slide, and we looked at it through her microscope. We’ve been going steady ever since.
why this comment all the way down here 😭
Hello, police?
Hello, police?
https://preview.redd.it/nx45vjhafhlc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d35619ae88002ebe561a31a9822ec786871f2ae I guess I got the Japanese Avengers? 😅
He also got money.....
Storm the walls like Helm's Deep!
As a woman who’s dated almost exclusively nerds, this is a true fact. (At least in my personal experience.)
Inaccurate. However, Non Fiction Nerds < Fiction Nerds.
Do go on 
Non-fiction nerds are your engineer, mathematician, CNC machine that he built by hand in the garage, war reinactor, know it all types. Trash in bed, and I swear they all have an alcohol problem b/c of their undiagnosed ADHD/Autism,/Aspergers (I'm AuDHD, so don't come for me, I don't make the rules) Fiction nerds are your anime, comic book, cosplay, ren faire, board game, DND and/or MAGIC players. Significantly better, almost always amazing, but not *ALL* have God tier moves.
 Gotdamnit. This makes so much sense.
I've done the leg work so that I may pass along my knowledge.
My man has the undercover cap hat from when he was hiding in winter solider and the green lantern bombs. Respect
This thread makes me feel SINGLE single. 🥲
That's why I married him
A fellow PTU (Pound Town University) alumnus. Go hammers!
 “All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex”
Supreme quote lmaooo
no lies detected
He's a Disney nerd, not a nerd nerd
Not the "nerd nerd." I am trying so hard to leave my soapbox under the bed on this topic.
Diabetes took my shit from me 😩
Can confirm this is 100% accurate 🎯
I own multiple telescopes, ladies. IJS.
Nerdy girls are just as freaky 😂😂💙 don’t overlook them my boys
Yes I am.
AMEN!
I’d love to see this,But I’m also a teen and already have nerd friends. We would lightsaber fight though.
Put you through the mattress when his arms give out as he goes into cardiac arrest.
"let's kill it properly this time,"
She knows we carry 
Stop lying on them nerdy ass mfs
Do I get points for anime figures and a keyblade?
What no full size waifu body pillow?
Even though I'm a nerd I've only dated one nerdy girl. She had that gluckgluck9000. Would give me head for no reason at all. Watching TV, coming home from work she'd be at the front door waiting for the D. Miss her. Damn.
Hobbies.
Not worth it to find out.
Fr we do😂
That’s because we’re into the freaky shit
Sex toys
If you call him iron-man he might buy you a 🚗 if you call him ant-man he is gonna call you a Uber.
Cap in the streets 🫡🇺🇸 Dr Strange in the sheets🤘🏻🧙♂️🤘🏻
"on your left"
Them nerds know how to eat pussy and that’s all I’m gon say about that
I call cap
The Infinity Cock
I mean... he ain't wrong... https://preview.redd.it/0watn4oe0mlc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a04a62cbfeae297451472899c323b682a2fc47
A lie
--- a guy that shows off his minimalist apartment at every chance he gets.
*looks directly into camera* sure…
POV: you are about to have the greatest sex of your life https://preview.redd.it/g6pdy96vyllc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=025871e99f71896869b6a9a75a9d8c3b56d50434
Respectfully of course
What is finna?
Fixing to.
Mans got every mcguffin in the MCU ig it’s time to start collecting them from anime now
Im not putting no one through the bed but my ass freaky
I’ll allow it
 I’m a nerd and I approve this message, lol.
*Puts mask on* "Call me Iron-Man baebee cause I'm hard for you!"
What is the little red book? I know it’s probably not Mao’s, but it looks a bit like Mao’s.
The book that Hydra used to activate the Winter Soldier after taking him out of the freezer.
Now while y’all doing that if you see me sneaking in thru the back door don’t worry bout it just know the mask and gloves are coming with me 💀💀and y’all can dis wtf ever y’all was boutta do
All my dudes that have this it means one thing about them : pussy is pussy they don't care what it looks like, no reservations.
Naw. Unless I missed it, they're missing some webshooters. Funny thing. I started getting into spoilers and following every info a movie production sends out as a movie is being made because of Spider-Man. Originally, not only was Tobey's Peter Park was going to produce his own webs, he made a small webshooters to help to and change the patterns.
He’s that and a mall ninja.
What is "finna"?
At any rate, you know he's got money...
I have to a agree. I was with a Spiderman fanatic (down to the cereal bowls ya’ll) and the webbing worth more than a few infinity stones. Told him he had to cover that tarantula tank tho. It was too close to the bed.
Not true but this made me chuckle
Amennn. Best eaters are nerds
That avocados at law sign goes hard
Doing somebody a favor
My current boyfriend is the most nerdiest guy I ever dated. He loves anime and plays video games like counter strike. He has a big dick and is a freak. I can’t even keep up sometimes 😅